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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Ciao Kimi, Grazie Kimi

https://streamable.com/5u72g

Forza Ferrari


learnincurve posted:

Except for it was Brawn bolting a Mercades engine in the car at the last second and cutting holes in it so it would fit that made the car work so well.

much better than cutting holes on the engine cover because the engine heat is burning the loving thing

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Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Brawn won because Formula 1 sucks. The real racing series is IndyCar with extremely broken safety standards, washed up loving trash drivers, Graham Rahal, completely anonymous drivers which wouldn't even make it in the first rung of IMSA....

Everyone has a chance of winning not because they're "equal spec" cars it's because everyone is so loving poo poo that it's a complete loving crapshoot as to who wins or, in the case of IndyCar, lives/doesn't get paralyzed.

Frond
Mar 12, 2018

learnincurve posted:

Except for it was Brawn bolting a Mercades engine in the car at the last second and cutting holes in it so it would fit that made the car work so well.

The double diffuser was stolen from the stillborn Super Aguri SA09.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

learnincurve posted:

Except for it was Brawn bolting a Mercades engine in the car at the last second and cutting holes in it so it would fit that made the car work so well.
Imagine how tragically awful that Honda engine must have been that shoehorning a completely different motor in the Honda chassis with no money won a championship. Must have been even worse than the v6 turbo Honda. Sad.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Wirth1000 posted:

Brawn won because Formula 1 sucks. The real racing series is IndyCar with extremely broken safety standards, washed up loving trash drivers, Graham Rahal, completely anonymous drivers which wouldn't even make it in the first rung of IMSA....

Everyone has a chance of winning not because they're "equal spec" cars it's because everyone is so loving poo poo that it's a complete loving crapshoot as to who wins or, in the case of IndyCar, lives/doesn't get paralyzed.

Brawn won because he fuccin owned super hard, idiot

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
The greatest ever road car is British - the McLaren F1.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Just a reminder that a random archipelago with zero non-whale natural resources continues to dominate everyone at building cars.

1500quidpoocati posted:

The Japanese really are terrific people who are extremely smart and industrious. They hosed up introducing the cancer of Anime onto the world but I think we should all forgive them for that and admire their better traits.

Which is it? No natural resources or has anime?

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

Wirth1000 posted:

Brawn won because Formula 1 sucks. The real racing series is IndyCar with extremely broken safety standards, washed up loving trash drivers, Graham Rahal, completely anonymous drivers which wouldn't even make it in the first rung of IMSA....

Everyone has a chance of winning not because they're "equal spec" cars it's because everyone is so loving poo poo that it's a complete loving crapshoot as to who wins or, in the case of IndyCar, lives/doesn't get paralyzed.

Are you singling out rahal because of my stories

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Pablo Bluth posted:

The greatest ever road car is British - the McLaren F1.

Yes, because it has the engine that was supposed to power the BMW M8.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
It’s going to be amazing watching them get them beached and wedged on the B roads between the new factory and Manchester.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

tuo posted:

Yes, because it has the engine that was supposed to power the BMW M8.

And designed by a South African. Wow what a great British car.

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

South Africa is where the Dutch sent their worst.

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


https://www.planetf1.com/news/wolff-bottas-will-have-to-justify-mercedes-seat/

Ocon in for 2020 then

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Minto Took posted:

South Africa is where the Dutch sent their worst.

I’m not overly fond of Dutch Australians tbh, something about the Dutch leaving their homeland turning them into raging arseholes.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Pablo Bluth posted:

The greatest ever road car is British - the McLaren F1.

Actually it's the Lada Riva.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

lol, article quotes Toto as speaking broadly about the cut throat nature and mentions how not only Bottas has to justify his place but it applies to everyone as well. Headline makes it seem like Toto is directly calling out Bottas and only Bottas.

Welcome to the era of Fake News people. Can't wait for the wall to go up so we can be past these bullshit "journalism".

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak



Bottas just needs to be a good wingman to help Lewis win another WDC and do enough to secure the WCC for the team. Shouldn't be too difficult.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

learnincurve posted:

I’m not overly fond of Dutch Australians tbh, something about the Dutch leaving their homeland turning them into raging arseholes.
As opposed to the Dutch Dutch who are lovely people like Max and Jos

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Minto Took posted:

South Africa is where the Dutch sent their worst.

Two words. Max. Verstappen.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Max Verstappen owns but not as much as Lewis Hamilton, G.O.A.T.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Wirth1000 posted:

Max Verstappen owns but not as much as Fernando Alonso, G.O.A.T.

Agreed OP

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Wirth1000 posted:

Max Verstappen owns but not as much as Lewis Hamilton, G.O.A.T.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Yeah, Alonso, the guy who made every wrong decision he could and then turned his stupid mistakes into an extremely toxic corrosive mix that just destroyed everyone around him before he went all corporate zen with his stupid bullshit kimoa poo poo buying a stake in mclaren to run the loving team like its his own and everyone knows zak brown was nothing more than his god drat puppet his kimoa branded arm so far up zak's rear end in a top hat he was playing him like the ocean breeze wafting across the sand of southern california beaches or whatever the gently caress his stupid kimoa lifestyle poo poo is about and all it did was generate even more bad decisions like ditching a works deal worth a fuckload a year and oops turned out we just had a really bad car and were just total assholes to honda for zero reason except there was a reason and that reason is because alonso is actually a loving rear end in a top hat micromanager with zero management sense oh he's great at managing an f1 car with its various diff settings engine mapping options brake balance ers kers whatever the gently caress else hybrid poo poo out but he thought he was s ofucking good at turning a knob that he'd treat everyone else like a loving knob except he's the biggest loving knob of them all smack dab in the old style steering wheels which selected the overall setting the steering wheel was in he's not G.O.A.T. he's literally a loving goat a loving tin can eating screaming meme of a man and wasted potential because flavio twisted his nipples way too hard early on and made him think he was a loving brilliant god of a man instead of just a really good driver gently caress him

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Wirth1000 posted:

Yeah, Alonso, the guy who made every wrong decision he could and then turned his stupid mistakes into an extremely toxic corrosive mix that just destroyed everyone around him before he went all corporate zen with his stupid bullshit kimoa poo poo buying a stake in mclaren to run the loving team like its his own and everyone knows zak brown was nothing more than his god drat puppet his kimoa branded arm so far up zak's rear end in a top hat he was playing him like the ocean breeze wafting across the sand of southern california beaches or whatever the gently caress his stupid kimoa lifestyle poo poo is about and all it did was generate even more bad decisions like ditching a works deal worth a fuckload a year and oops turned out we just had a really bad car and were just total assholes to honda for zero reason except there was a reason and that reason is because alonso is actually a loving rear end in a top hat micromanager with zero management sense oh he's great at managing an f1 car with its various diff settings engine mapping options brake balance ers kers whatever the gently caress else hybrid poo poo out but he thought he was s ofucking good at turning a knob that he'd treat everyone else like a loving knob except he's the biggest loving knob of them all smack dab in the old style steering wheels which selected the overall setting the steering wheel was in he's not G.O.A.T. he's literally a loving goat a loving tin can eating screaming meme of a man and wasted potential because flavio twisted his nipples way too hard early on and made him think he was a loving brilliant god of a man instead of just a really good driver gently caress him

Sir, this is 1500's bin tire emporium

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
1500 didn't believe in the holocaust until i showed him this pic

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
*takes off my Mclaren-Kimoa collab shades*

I've said it before, but Alonso was a hack. He'll own in Indytard, though, and I will tune in for that.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Wirth1000 posted:

1500 didn't believe in the holocaust until i showed him this pic



New season of the simpsons looking pretty realistic

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Wirth1000 posted:

Yeah, Alonso, the guy who made every wrong decision he could and then turned his stupid mistakes into an extremely toxic corrosive mix that just destroyed everyone around him before he went all corporate zen with his stupid bullshit kimoa poo poo buying a stake in mclaren to run the loving team like its his own and everyone knows zak brown was nothing more than his god drat puppet his kimoa branded arm so far up zak's rear end in a top hat he was playing him like the ocean breeze wafting across the sand of southern california beaches or whatever the gently caress his stupid kimoa lifestyle poo poo is about and all it did was generate even more bad decisions like ditching a works deal worth a fuckload a year and oops turned out we just had a really bad car and were just total assholes to honda for zero reason except there was a reason and that reason is because alonso is actually a loving rear end in a top hat micromanager with zero management sense oh he's great at managing an f1 car with its various diff settings engine mapping options brake balance ers kers whatever the gently caress else hybrid poo poo out but he thought he was s ofucking good at turning a knob that he'd treat everyone else like a loving knob except he's the biggest loving knob of them all smack dab in the old style steering wheels which selected the overall setting the steering wheel was in he's not G.O.A.T. he's literally a loving goat a loving tin can eating screaming meme of a man and wasted potential because flavio twisted his nipples way too hard early on and made him think he was a loving brilliant god of a man instead of just a really good driver gently caress him

Nice meltdown

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Wirth1000 posted:

Yeah, Alonso, the guy who made every wrong decision he could and then turned his stupid mistakes into an extremely toxic corrosive mix that just destroyed everyone around him before he went all corporate zen with his stupid bullshit kimoa poo poo buying a stake in mclaren to run the loving team like its his own and everyone knows zak brown was nothing more than his god drat puppet his kimoa branded arm so far up zak's rear end in a top hat he was playing him like the ocean breeze wafting across the sand of southern california beaches or whatever the gently caress his stupid kimoa lifestyle poo poo is about and all it did was generate even more bad decisions like ditching a works deal worth a fuckload a year and oops turned out we just had a really bad car and were just total assholes to honda for zero reason except there was a reason and that reason is because alonso is actually a loving rear end in a top hat micromanager with zero management sense oh he's great at managing an f1 car with its various diff settings engine mapping options brake balance ers kers whatever the gently caress else hybrid poo poo out but he thought he was s ofucking good at turning a knob that he'd treat everyone else like a loving knob except he's the biggest loving knob of them all smack dab in the old style steering wheels which selected the overall setting the steering wheel was in he's not G.O.A.T. he's literally a loving goat a loving tin can eating screaming meme of a man and wasted potential because flavio twisted his nipples way too hard early on and made him think he was a loving brilliant god of a man instead of just a really good driver gently caress him

Chills

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Drone wars update: local couple arrested released without charge, whatever super secret equipment the Israeli army used when the drone was last seen seems to have work as the authorities have discovered it’s corpse.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

learnincurve posted:

Drone wars update: local couple arrested released without charge, whatever super secret equipment the Israeli army used when the drone was last seen seems to have work as the authorities have discovered it’s corpse.

New season of robot wars looking real soft

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wirth1000 posted:

Yeah, Alonso, the guy who made every wrong decision he could and then turned his stupid mistakes into an extremely toxic corrosive mix that just destroyed everyone around him before he went all corporate zen with his stupid bullshit kimoa poo poo buying a stake in mclaren to run the loving team like its his own and everyone knows zak brown was nothing more than his god drat puppet his kimoa branded arm so far up zak's rear end in a top hat he was playing him like the ocean breeze wafting across the sand of southern california beaches or whatever the gently caress his stupid kimoa lifestyle poo poo is about and all it did was generate even more bad decisions like ditching a works deal worth a fuckload a year and oops turned out we just had a really bad car and were just total assholes to honda for zero reason except there was a reason and that reason is because alonso is actually a loving rear end in a top hat micromanager with zero management sense oh he's great at managing an f1 car with its various diff settings engine mapping options brake balance ers kers whatever the gently caress else hybrid poo poo out but he thought he was s ofucking good at turning a knob that he'd treat everyone else like a loving knob except he's the biggest loving knob of them all smack dab in the old style steering wheels which selected the overall setting the steering wheel was in he's not G.O.A.T. he's literally a loving goat a loving tin can eating screaming meme of a man and wasted potential because flavio twisted his nipples way too hard early on and made him think he was a loving brilliant god of a man instead of just a really good driver gently caress him

#ForzaFerrari

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

learnincurve posted:

Drone wars update: local couple arrested released without charge, whatever super secret equipment the Israeli army used when the drone was last seen seems to have work as the authorities have discovered it’s corpse.

Local couple released without charge but not before all the rags named and shamed them on the front pages

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
just posting in here to say: wirth1000 loving sucks

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Wirth1000 posted:

1500 didn't believe in the holocaust until i showed him this pic



Let's not.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Wirth1000 posted:

Yeah, Alonso, the guy who made every wrong decision he could and then turned his stupid mistakes into an extremely toxic corrosive mix that just destroyed everyone around him before he went all corporate zen with his stupid bullshit kimoa poo poo buying a stake in mclaren to run the loving team like its his own and everyone knows zak brown was nothing more than his god drat puppet his kimoa branded arm so far up zak's rear end in a top hat he was playing him like the ocean breeze wafting across the sand of southern california beaches or whatever the gently caress his stupid kimoa lifestyle poo poo is about and all it did was generate even more bad decisions like ditching a works deal worth a fuckload a year and oops turned out we just had a really bad car and were just total assholes to honda for zero reason except there was a reason and that reason is because alonso is actually a loving rear end in a top hat micromanager with zero management sense oh he's great at managing an f1 car with its various diff settings engine mapping options brake balance ers kers whatever the gently caress else hybrid poo poo out but he thought he was s ofucking good at turning a knob that he'd treat everyone else like a loving knob except he's the biggest loving knob of them all smack dab in the old style steering wheels which selected the overall setting the steering wheel was in he's not G.O.A.T. he's literally a loving goat a loving tin can eating screaming meme of a man and wasted potential because flavio twisted his nipples way too hard early on and made him think he was a loving brilliant god of a man instead of just a really good driver gently caress him

https://goo.gl/maps/qdnQc996QTC2

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

DoctorGonzo posted:

#ForzaFerrari

Agreed, OP.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Transmission is dead. gently caress this car.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
RIP. time to get snows for the kart

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


time to get you a V8

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