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Former DILF posted:not just retarded, every marine is a sharpshooter too just like lee harvey oswald
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got any sevens posted:just like lee harvey oswald he hit his target, didn't he?
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Dec 22, 2018 02:57
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got any sevens posted:just like lee harvey oswald https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5IWK9sRYTs
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Dec 22, 2018 03:00
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I've never met a marine that had enough brains to realize his time in the service was complete and total bullshit People Leaving The Army: What a loving waste of time, bunch of bullshit Navy: Goddamn, Navy life sucks, least I got to see Singapore Air Force: loving boring as gently caress, I've got this nice sun tan though marine: rah rah rah loving loved it, everyone who isn't a marine is a complete loving pussy, no such thing as a former marine, once a marine always a marine me: so why didn't you re-enlist? marine:
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Dec 22, 2018 03:12
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Mycroft Holmes posted:he hit his target, didn't he? 
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Dec 22, 2018 03:16
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ElGroucho posted:I've never met a marine that had enough brains to realize his time in the service was complete and total bullshit air force? sun tan?
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Dec 22, 2018 03:55
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I can confirm that they don't take kindly to reminders that the greatest snipers in history were often women and all killed Nazis and that Kyle killed women and children very well
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Dec 22, 2018 03:55
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ElGroucho posted:I've never met a marine that had enough brains to realize his time in the service was complete and total bullshit i got in trouble at work alongside some retired military guys because we talk poo poo about the marines so much and the two guys in charge are retired marines lmao
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Dec 22, 2018 03:56
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I was in an all-branches military technical school attending a party and was saying something like 'man i loving dont want to hang out with a goddamn marine' and a marine nearby bowed up and confronted me. I sort of calmly explained that I generally dislike marines because every time you meet a marine, you know they're a marine before you even know their name. I said I can't relate to someone whose whole identity is a service affiliation. I expected I'd get swung on, but the guy just sort of looked a little downtrodden and then i felt bad lol
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Dec 22, 2018 05:14
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i got drafted, 17-18 years ago. kinda sucked that i had to put my plans on pause but actually i didnt know what i wanted to do anyway. Worked 10 months at a major hospital, nominally I was an office helper like photocopies and document shredding, but after a while I also got to help installing Microsoft Office 95 at the local govt building! Had a colleague who was pretty cool for a 20-year old (he was 30+). All summer we drank wine in the server room, the coolest room in the building Anyway, social work draft is good. Everyone should work for society in some way for a long time
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Dec 22, 2018 05:32
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Krankenstyle posted:i got drafted, 17-18 years ago. Where the gently caress do you live, because I genuinely think a social draft system is a pretty good idea for contributing to society, building skills and developing relationships with people outside of your cohort.
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Dec 22, 2018 09:22
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Service guarantees citizenship, citizen
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Dec 22, 2018 09:42
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Germany probably? If the government can make you go to school for 10+ years I don't see why not this. Probably would be better than an extra year memorizing poo poo in school too.
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Dec 22, 2018 13:12
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bob dobbs is dead posted:air force? sun tan? It is by far the chillest branch
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Dec 22, 2018 13:33
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Lil Peeler posted:Where the gently caress do you live, because I genuinely think a social draft system is a pretty good idea for contributing to society, building skills and developing relationships with people outside of your cohort. denmark i wish it was more tho, total social draft when i was 18, i got called for natioal service and they asked if i wanted army or people people kick rear end imo
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Dec 22, 2018 13:33
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fart store posted:I was in an all-branches military technical school attending a party and was saying something like 'man i loving dont want to hang out with a goddamn marine' and a marine nearby bowed up and confronted me. I sort of calmly explained that I generally dislike marines because every time you meet a marine, you know they're a marine before you even know their name. I said I can't relate to someone whose whole identity is a service affiliation. I expected I'd get swung on, but the guy just sort of looked a little downtrodden and then i felt bad lol Marines are the crossfit of the military
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Dec 22, 2018 13:33
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Yeah, I know a couple of cool ex Marines, but there's definitely the ooh rah element. I'm also friends with a couple of West Point grads, and they say they and most of their friends are disenchanted lefties at this point.
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Dec 22, 2018 13:40
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ElGroucho posted:I've never met a marine that had enough brains to realize his time in the service was complete and total bullshit I used to work as a bellhop with a retired Marine. He would walk up to naval officers and say "you know, the Marines are department of the Navy...the men's department." He'd say that to a loving admiral if he had the chance.
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Dec 22, 2018 13:43
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I used to work as a bellhop with a retired Marine. He would walk up to naval officers and say "you know, the Marines are department of the Navy...the men's department." He'd say that to a loving admiral if he had the chance. "Seabees make better lovers; ask any Marine's wife."
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Dec 22, 2018 15:13
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ElGroucho posted:It is by far the chillest branch dont they call it the chair force cus you're indoors all day erry day
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Dec 22, 2018 16:38
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When your work day ends at 1:45 there's plenty of time left to catch some rays.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:dont they call it the chair force cus you're indoors all day erry day Sometimes even underground for several days at a time: https://www.wired.com/2011/01/death-wears-a-snuggie/
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Dec 22, 2018 18:54
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ElGroucho posted:It is by far the chillest branch except for all the religion and anime swords
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Dec 22, 2018 18:56
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Isn't that the entire point of the marines is to train them to be that way. They just go head on into whatever not really giving any fucks.
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Dec 22, 2018 22:02
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I used to work as a bellhop with a retired Marine. He would walk up to naval officers and say "you know, the Marines are department of the Navy...the men's department." He'd say that to a loving admiral if he had the chance. This guy sounds cool, actually.
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Dec 22, 2018 22:11
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lol yeah being a proud marine is pretty dumb but using that status to mock high ranking people in the same stupid power structure is pretty funny
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ElGroucho posted:marine: rah rah rah loving loved it, everyone who isn't a marine is a complete loving pussy, no such thing as a former marine, once a marine always a marine I was like this up until I went and actually fought in Iraq. My experience is the closer to front lines you are the more disenfranchised you are. Admin dorks in air conditioning in Kuwait love the corps. Grunts trying to find WMDs they know aren’t there are on the verge of mutiny. My job was to keep generators running in a small remote outpost and I was ready to commit war crimes at the drop of a hat.
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Dec 22, 2018 23:51
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Philthy posted:Isn't that the entire point of the marines is to train them to be that way. They just go head on into whatever not really giving any fucks. They catch all the bullets and commit all the war crimes so the other branches can roll in and do all the real work later.
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Dec 23, 2018 00:12
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red19fire posted:I was like this up until I went and actually fought in Iraq. My experience is the closer to front lines you are the more disenfranchised you are. Admin dorks in air conditioning in Kuwait love the corps. Grunts trying to find WMDs they know aren’t there are on the verge of mutiny. My job was to keep generators running in a small remote outpost and I was ready to commit war crimes at the drop of a hat. Yeah the only people who don't shut the gently caress up about the corps once they're out are either people who like killing or pogs
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Dec 24, 2018 03:43
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red19fire posted:I was like this up until I went and actually fought in Iraq. My experience is the closer to front lines you are the more disenfranchised you are. Admin dorks in air conditioning in Kuwait love the corps. Grunts trying to find WMDs they know aren’t there are on the verge of mutiny. My job was to keep generators running in a small remote outpost and I was ready to commit war crimes at the drop of a hat. is this a confession?
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Dec 24, 2018 03:44
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fits my needs posted:is this a confession? *extremely george bluth voice* I may have committed some light war crimes.
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Dec 24, 2018 03:47
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back when I worked at a gas station I had a shift manager who was young, stupid and in the national guard. He was shooting the poo poo with a customer one late night and found out said customer was in the Marines and just got back from Afghanistan. ShiftManager asked what it was like over there and the guy simply said "I FOUND OUT GOD DOESNT GIVE A gently caress!" He began laughing madly as he left, shouting out "GOD DOESNT GIVE gently caress!!!" one more time as he walked out
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Dec 24, 2018 03:50
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I used to work as a bellhop with a retired Marine. He would walk up to naval officers and say "you know, the Marines are department of the Navy...the men's department." He'd say that to a loving admiral if he had the chance. i think we should amend the constitution so that officers in the service have to open up their homes as public toilets
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Dec 24, 2018 03:52
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Former DILF posted:i think we should amend the constitution so that officers in the service have to open up their homes as public toilets That's what their wives are for
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Dec 24, 2018 03:53
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Blast of Confetti posted:That's what their wives are for no see i'd like to be able to take a dump in there without having to take a dump in her
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Dec 24, 2018 04:03
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Former DILF posted:i think we should amend the constitution so that officers in the service have to open up their homes as public toilets fun fact: this exact requirement was in the original text of the third amendment until george washington objected
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Dec 24, 2018 04:16
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https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1076954796886757376 https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1076893874805710849
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:fun fact: this exact requirement was in the original text of the third amendment until george washington objected amongst the worst of this monster's many crimes
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Dec 24, 2018 04:41
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It's still legal and in fact your duty to sleep with a serviceman's wife while he's deployed
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Dreddout posted:It's still legal and in fact your duty to sleep with a serviceman's wife while he's deployed 
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