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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

ThePariah posted:

They want Brock as Universal champion if he fights DC for the UFC Heavyweight title, which would happen around March if it does happen. So unless that fight gets definitively cancelled, no chance of Brock losing the title at the Rumble.

This is still the worst idea, Brock is most likely going to get rocked if he fights DC.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I still say Brock ain't fightin'.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Professor Funk posted:

Are they really not going to put Braun over at the Rumble? I sort of assumed Seth/Brock was not going to be the title, for some reason. This feels like the last shot they have with Braun to win the title, at least for a while.

They think Braun's the new Bray who was the new Taker, in that he can afford to lose and still get the desired crowd reaction

The difference is obviously Bray and Taker actually got runs with the title, and Taker actually won a whole whole whole lot more than he lost

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Yeah I actually softened my "Braun is never getting that belt." position a little when Roman went down but uh, they just went right ahead and proved that, he ain't never gettin' that belt.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Yeah, Braun isn't The Guy. He's the new Big Show. It's why my pick was McIntyre. He's good looking, tall, talks well and is a really good worker. Basically ticks all the boxes.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

TV Zombie posted:

I wonder what a significant push for Balor would be. Is that taking the Intercontinental title from Dean? Having a competitive match with Brock or Braun before losing?

Headliner on 205 Live where he rightfully belongs. Be 6’6 450 or be gone.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Gaz-L posted:

Yeah, Braun isn't The Guy. He's the new Big Show. It's why my pick was McIntyre. He's good looking, tall, talks well and is a really good worker. Basically ticks all the boxes.

Give me Brock/Braun/Drew at Mania. That would be fun as hell.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


I would very much like to see Brock take a Claymore Kick right to his enormous head, please and thank you.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

The Kimoa Kid posted:

I would very much like to see Brock take a Claymore Kick right to his enormous head, please and thank you.

co-signed

Your Parents
Jul 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
Drew is boring as sin and is just Giant Scottish Triple H.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Your Parents posted:

Drew is boring as sin and is just Giant Scottish Triple H.

mods???

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Your Parents posted:

Drew is boring as sin and is just Giant Scottish Triple H.

He looks like a default CAW

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Drew sucks, if you like him, you're a dumb rube. he's the same as any other WWE wrestler and he has no charisma

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Baron Corbin posted:

Drew sucks, if you like him, you're a dumb rube. he's the same as any other WWE wrestler and he has no charisma

He's one of your closest friends!

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012
Drew's improved a lot but literally the only interesting thing about his new run on the main roster was that he was one of the few wrestlers they wouldn't have lose and welp

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Drew hasn't had a good match since he went up against Roddy for the PWG title in 2016

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Drew hasn't had a good match since he went up against Roddy for the PWG title in 2016

erm Drew had a good match with Finn less than a week ago

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Julio Cruz posted:

erm Drew had a good match with Finn less than a week ago



I kid, I kid

Pinche Rudo fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Dec 21, 2018

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Drew hasn't had a good match

FTFY.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

I don't see what Drew has that Finn doesn't have ten times more of, and Dolph is jobber geek poison dragging them both down besides.

You can win Most Improved by going from dog poo poo to Denny's scrambled eggs, but you still ain't prime rib.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

LividLiquid posted:

I don't see what Drew has that Finn doesn't have ten times more of

Physical mass making up his body.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Body hair

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Not doing a bad sling blade every moment, is good

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

LividLiquid posted:

I don't see what Drew has that Finn doesn't have ten times more of

InchesCentimeters

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

IcePhoenix posted:

InchesCentimeters

IDK man

https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1052796948929896449?s=19

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?


Wait until he gets a load of Aleister Black and his oddly shaped bulge (which I assume must be a cup).

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Finn Dick is #ForEveryone.

I wish Chuckie T got some sort of golden watch WWE run just for general services to wrestling and poo poo posting. Slot him there instead of the chinless pedophile.

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


If we're going to talk about wrestledongs, we have to confront Zack Sabre Jr's Socialist Penis ("I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was protesting again. It's socialist. This comes in handy a lot of the time...") (alternatively: "this dong kills fascists"), because I swear to god I can't unsee that loving thing because he's so damned skinny it's a legitimate visible curve on his body

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Have there been any Taker Mania rumors? I presume he’ll wrestle given his Australia/Saudi matches.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Professor Funk posted:

Have there been any Taker Mania rumors? I presume he’ll wrestle given his Australia/Saudi matches.

Probably Cena again lmao

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I thought the GRR matches would be reason enough to not have Taker wrestle again. The streak's broken, there's no reason to bring him back now. Let him rest in peace.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
demon finn vs undertaker

also cant wait for brock to get mad at braun again and refusing to drop the title to him again.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

im sick of limp dick wrestlers. what do i care about your limp size? show me the wrestleboners. i refuse to cheer any wrestler who won't wrestle with a hard on.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

dromal phrenia posted:

im sick of limp dick wrestlers. what do i care about your limp size? show me the wrestleboners. i refuse to cheer any wrestler who won't wrestle with a hard on.

Seth Rollins is the wrestler for you!

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


KungFu Grip posted:

demon finn vs undertaker

also cant wait for brock to get mad at braun again and refusing to drop the title to him again.

What’s the current record for longest entrances? Because that would come drat close to setting it for a two person match.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

dromal phrenia posted:

im sick of limp dick wrestlers. what do i care about your limp size? show me the wrestleboners. i refuse to cheer any wrestler who won't wrestle with a hard on.

Post your Joey Ryan merch collection or GTFO

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Strawberry Panda posted:

Seth Rollins is the wrestler for you!

:mediocre:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


Yeah his dick wasn't impressive but at least he showed it to me. It's not a dick I would brag about, but he should still wrestle with it tenting his tights. Maybe that'd be dangerous for his high-flying moves but then he could tuck it up with the very tip poking slightly over the waistband.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Teddybear posted:

What’s the current record for longest entrances? Because that would come drat close to setting it for a two person match.

Undertaker actually helped Finn with his entrance if that isn’t obvious.

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
RAW Spoilers for next week:

quote:

Raw 12/31/18:

*They open up Raw with Dolph Ziggler vs. Drew McIntyre in a Steel Cage Match. Drew McIntyre scored the win in a really good match.

*Seth Rollins came out (HUGE reaction) and challenged Dean Ambrose to an Intercontinental title rematch, but instead Triple H came out. Triple H said there are no automatic rematches anymore and announced Rollins would face Bobby Lashley later tonight. Shane McMahon came out and announced a "Fresh Start" Battle Royal and the winner of that match would instead challenge Ambrose.

*Apollo Crews won the Fresh Start Battle Royal, tossing out Baron Corbin. The match also featured the members of Lucha House Party, Finn Balor, Curt Hawkins, Zack Ryder, The B-Team, The Ascension, Titus O'Neill, No Way Jose and Mojo Rawley. Apollo vs. Ambrose later tonight.

*Baron Corbin returns to the ring and demands better than he's gotten. He says he deserves a reward for all he's done for Raw. Elias, on the stage with his guitars, cuts him off. They end up in a brawl, including fighting in the crowd before Corbin runs off.

*Bayley & Ember Moon & Sasha Banks defeated The Riott Squad.

*Bobby Lashley defeated Seth Rollins by DQ when he used a steel chair. Rollins DESTROYED Lio Rush with the Curb Stomp.

*WWE Intercontinental Champion Dean Ambrose defeated Apollo Crews. There were some loud "CM Punk" chants during the match.

*They ran a video package to announce Alexa Bliss will return next week with her very own talk show, "A Moment of Bliss" with Raw Women's Champion Ronda Rousey as the first guest.

*Ronda Rousey & Natalya defeated Nia Jax & Tamina.

:geno: at the Moment of Bliss "talk show".

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