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pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Kale posted:

Didn't this guy campaign on single handedly making it okay to say and celebrate Merry Christmas too? Like can't even do so much as pretend to care about that much in actual practice anymore? Tell little kid Santa doesn't exist to own the libs? I really don't get some of his recent actions where there's no political upside. Just be a garbage human being that flouts all social norms because
???? :confused:

Because he is a garbage human being. Trump is not bright. He doesn't do things for "reasons" that make sense.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
After recent debacle, Trump fires Santa Claus, Mulvaney named Acting Father Christmas

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Lol I just saw the news.

Just Holly poo poo. (Keeping that auto complete)

The president told a seven year old on Christmas Eve that Santa isn't real.

Hahahahahahahaha

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


1glitch0 posted:

btw, I absolutely believe the Gorilla Channel thing. It makes perfect sense when you think about the progression of events that could lead to that.

Well you have to know it's fake cause in the story about it he gets close to the TV and whispers to the gorillas "Come on, you can do it!"

Trump would never give anyone encouragement or kind words

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Merry Christmas!

https://twitter.com/SpikeTheBeetle/status/1077361752411721728

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
santa is a terrible businessman, gives toys away for nothing, bad for the economy, SAD

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Lol I just saw the news.

Just Holly poo poo. (Keeping that auto complete)

The president told a seven year old on Christmas Eve that Santa isn't real.

Hahahahahahahaha

It's Christmas Eve and the White House Christmas tree is dark and the president just told a little kid Santa isn't real.

To all my fellow atheist, muslim, antifa, feminazi, transgender, socialist brothers and sisters: Mission Accomplished. The War on Christmas has been won. WE DID IT!

Kale
May 14, 2010

pseudanonymous posted:

Because he is a garbage human being. Trump is not bright. He doesn't do things for "reasons" that make sense.

Its more just how deep it goes that gets me. Like hes effortfully garbage and people voted for that as a leader. It's like the one poster said that he still somehow manages to br less respectable than the day before.....and people voted for this :psyduck:

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




What in the gently caress does this even mean?!

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
President Brainworms is saying that at age 7-8 kids no longer believe in Santa.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Trump was so lonely at the WH that he made a PR fiasco to force SHS and Bill Shine to come back and try to figure out how to deal with this

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Congrats Don, still managing to surprise me after all this time.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

TulliusCicero posted:

What in the gently caress does this even mean?!

I'm almost always puzzled by this sort of response to stupid but easily parsable statements


Dick Trauma posted:

President Brainworms is saying that at age 7-8 kids no longer believe in Santa.

Mendrian
Jan 6, 2013

TulliusCicero posted:

What in the gently caress does this even mean?!

Ironically this is the most coherent thing I've ever heard him say, there's a period on the end of those sentences and everything.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
I can never tell when he's clueless and when he's malicious with the plausible deniability of cluelessness.

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1077382454158282752

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1077393091118608384

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
As Eric and Junior are ridiculously hosed up, it’s proof that Trump has always been this way and that’s not the brain worms talking. He’s the worst deadbeat dad ever.

That’s somehow sadder than before.

Edit: I wouldn’t put it past Trump to be terrified of Santa “invading” the US and telling kids he’s gonna have the USAF shoot down Santa the moment he crosses down from Canada.

funeral home DJ fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Dec 25, 2018

The Super-Id
Nov 9, 2005

"You know it's what you really want."


Grimey Drawer
How can he be the absolute worst about everything? Like it implies that he must know what would be good or right in any situation and purposefully does the wrong thing. If he were just acting randomly he would do something right now and again. I guess maybe it's just the magic of being the most self absorbed person alive.

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

Ripoff posted:



Edit: I wouldn’t put it past Trump to be terrified of Santa “invading” the US and telling kids he’s gonna have the USAF shoot down Santa the moment he crosses down from Canada.

need 55 trillion to build that dome

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



GreyjoyBastard posted:

I'm almost always puzzled by this sort of response to stupid but easily parsable statements

I'm saying what kid is going to understand marginal is all

Also, what a complete piece of poo poo.

We elected Scrooge as President

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Dec 25, 2018

Uglycat
Dec 4, 2000
MORE INDISPUTABLE PROOF I AM BAD AT POSTING
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Lemming posted:

He's very stupid.

Trump is extremely stupid, and people who fly his stickers are stupider still.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Ripoff posted:

As Eric and Junior are ridiculously hosed up, it’s proof that Trump has always been this way and that’s not the brain worms talking. He’s the worst deadbeat dad ever.

That’s somehow sadder than before.

Someone please repost that anecdote where he was haggling with Ivana over Jr as a pawn in the divorce and she called his bluff on it.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Trump wished his baby daughter Tiffany would have her mother's breasts. That actually happened. Eric and Jr had no chance.

TulliusCicero posted:

I'm saying what kid is going to understand marginal is all

Also, what a complete piece of poo poo.

We elected Scrooge as President

Some aide told him children usually stop believing in Santa around 7-8 and used the word 'marginal.' Trump then repeats that to a little kid to impress him.

Did you know Abraham Lincoln was a Republican?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/joshgreenman/status/1077394198314213376

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
I can't believe he literally ruined a small child's Christmas because he's a stupid rear end in a top hat. Holy poo poo.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

In our bizarre dimension that 7 year old kid is gonna be the president one day and declare Christmas a week long federal holiday and it'll loving rule

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Meanwhile on Earth-2, President Clinton is mauled by the press because she showed genuine warm human interest in a small child's belief in Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I’m not so sure Wall Streer reacts favorably to humanity and compassion if it doesn’t result in a $ being made at someone’s expense. Clearly Trump is trying to excite the markets.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Beetles are real loving cool

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Imagine the scene if Trump ever visited a children’s cancer ward. What would he say?

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
What's the term for where it's like outrage fatigue but you're just constantly reeling from how stupid and insane everything is?

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Kai Tave posted:

What's the term for where it's like outrage fatigue but you're just constantly reeling from how stupid and insane everything is?

The Germans have gotta have a word.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Tim Whatley posted:

In our bizarre dimension that 7 year old kid is gonna be the president one day and declare Christmas a week long federal holiday and it'll loving rule

Or he'll be a serial killer in a Santa suit. Let's hope it's your scenario.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Kai Tave posted:

What's the term for where it's like outrage fatigue but you're just constantly reeling from how stupid and insane everything is?

America 2016-present

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Imagine the scene if Trump ever visited a children’s cancer ward. What would he say?

"I know this great guy who can help you with hair plugs"

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Kai Tave posted:

What's the term for where it's like outrage fatigue but you're just constantly reeling from how stupid and insane everything is?

Adulthood

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1077366768279191557

terrorist ambulance
Nov 5, 2009

There's such a huge distance between them no matter what they're doing or how they're framed.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

cochise posted:

"Mary worshiping Catholics"

but that's not.... :negative:

It doesn't matter. The fuckwit in that picture doesn't know anything about anything except what he's been told by other liars and bigoted fuckwits.
I doubt he's ever cracked a bible in his life aside from dragging a few quotes to back up his hate without context

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

"Mary worshipping" is sorta a common insult to Catholics because Mary's immaculate conception and virgin pregnancy is one of the more obvious differences Catholics have from other Christians.

Really the guy just didn't want to say "Jews" and "Catholics" so added in some extra words.

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