- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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I need a cup of tea and a Mayan calendar to feel right again
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Dec 12, 2018 22:41
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- Adbot
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May 11, 2024 16:53
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- Dungeon Ecology
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you can time travel but only forwards in time and only at normal speed
*puts bag on head, waits 18 seconds, removes bag*
wow the future is so different!
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Dec 12, 2018 23:09
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- alnilam
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*puts bag on head, waits 18 seconds, removes bag*
wow the future is so different!
remember when the clock said 8:14, and like, now it says 8:15? wow haha wowee
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Dec 12, 2018 23:12
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- google THIS
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remember when the clock said 8:14, and like, now it says 8:15? wow haha wowee
Only 90-seconds-ago kids will get this
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Dec 12, 2018 23:36
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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you can time travel but only forwards in time and only at normal speed
The inconvenient and upsetting side effect is that you get older every time you use your power.
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Dec 13, 2018 00:05
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- alnilam
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Only 90-seconds-ago kids will get this
lol
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Dec 13, 2018 00:11
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- kalel
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Only 90-seconds-ago kids will get this
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Dec 24, 2018 18:50
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
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you have all the powers of a bee but if you sting someone you don't die like bees do but you still lose your rear end so youäll look all hosed up
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Dec 27, 2018 17:37
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- vanisher
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you have all the powers of a bee but if you sting someone you don't die like bees do but you still lose your rear end so youäll look all hosed up
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Dec 27, 2018 19:06
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- google THIS
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I ♥️ my hosed up torn-off rear end
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Dec 27, 2018 22:45
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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You can fly, but you have to wear tights and constantly go to the doctor for erections lasting longer than 4 hours.
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Dec 28, 2018 07:05
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- bare bottom pancakes
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Production: Complete
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your superpower is having a real hosed up rear end and the unrested side effect is wanting to show everyone your mad hosed up rear end
your superpower is being the goatse guy
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Dec 28, 2018 08:16
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- google THIS
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You can see through the fourth wall but you keep seeing the same ten-ish people so you go through life acutely aware that whatever show you're a part of doesn't have much of a following.
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Dec 28, 2018 15:06
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- ASenileAnimal
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the power to predict the future but only in spanish and the rest of your superhero crew doesnt speak spanish
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Dec 29, 2018 02:56
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- Karate Bastard
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You can see through the fourth wall but you keep seeing the same ten-ish people so you go through life acutely aware that whatever show you're a part of doesn't have much of a following.
Aka acute awareness that as soon as you are no longer able to entertain these ten-ish dorks, existence as you know it will cease, aka florida manism.
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Dec 30, 2018 17:33
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- super sweet best pal
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You need to do something wild to boost the ratings.
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Dec 30, 2018 19:24
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- kalel
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I agree. makes me nostalgic though... lots of used-to-post-ers up in here
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Mar 25, 2023 10:59
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- 3D Megadoodoo
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You can fly, but you have to wear tights and constantly go to the doctor for erections lasting longer than 4 hours.
What if I don't want the erections? Can I just... not go to the doctor?
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Mar 28, 2023 13:16
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Huffing industrial solvents gives you x-ray vision, and also all the usual side effects.
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Mar 28, 2023 15:02
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- Finger Prince
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A really cool super power but your origin story is super loving cringe.
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Mar 29, 2023 07:35
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