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Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

Noice

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mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.


And the winner of the peeing in the pool championship...

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

1500quidpoocati posted:

It’s that time of year again, one of family, friends, rewatching Louie Theroux documentaries and reflecting on all the quality poo poo posts throughout the year.

A few weeks back I received a package from my good friend Theophany. It’s time to find out what’s inside...

Theophany posted:

Ok, enough of that bollocks.

I had a delightful package from the Empire this Christmas.

These guys are definitely having sex. Congratulations on having the first successful thread romance, I'm really happy for the two of you.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

CratSock posted:

These guys are definitely having sex. Congratulations on having the first successful thread romance, I'm really happy for the two of you.

The bigger question is who's Theresa May in the relationship?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CratSock posted:

These guys are definitely having sex. Congratulations on having the first successful thread romance, I'm really happy for the two of you.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1074746628689383424

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
I'm repairing a bike made in Theresa May's England a long time ago and trying to find info on the electrical system. One wonders why they ever joined the awful E.U., full of foreigners who are not British, in the first place?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Just a gentle reminder that British Leyland, in an attempt to appear to be modernizing their engines and cars, took the Rover V8 and changed all the bolt heads to metric sizes while keeping imperial sizes for the threading on the bolts themselves.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
I saw an old propaganda video by BL (I assume) about the Morris Metro recently. One of the more British moments in it was when they proudly brag that, during early design phases of the car, the innovative and cutting edge designers discovered that the most innovative and cutting edge engine they could design for it was actually an engine they already had sitting around from 20 years back! An innovative and cutting edge decision. British ingenuity, second to none. Then YouTube suggested a clip from old Top Gear where they said the worst compact car you could buy was a Morris Metro.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Makes you wonder why the Empire crumbled :thunk:

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05i-H7vwJRo

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
I guarantee this is the most fascinating video ever posted in an F1 thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mBgrsS5rDU

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
This guy loving owns and it's so hosed up we can see into 1500's future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKIaQH92MQg

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Wirth1000 posted:

I guarantee this is the most fascinating video ever posted in an F1 thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mBgrsS5rDU

This is up there with some F1 tech vids for sure

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
should i buy a 3rd peeled copy of the beatles butcher cover Y/N

EoRaptor
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/ZtvmyBe.gifv

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

I'm going to say yes. Should someone show Ricciardo that so he's got something to try to beat

BubbaGrace
Jul 14, 2006

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Chills

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Looks like it was trying to be poignant like the drawing of Senna getting out of the car at Tamburello. But instead it's a pic of Nico Prost who has failed to do well in Formula E holding a balloon?

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
Great article about Seb and Ferrari's 2018 season. Brb, gettin' some lube for this one :fap:

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/top-stories-of-2018-4-vettel-and-ferrari-blow-it-again/4316996/

GramCracker fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Dec 28, 2018

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Where's the .gif? We need the .gif!!!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GramCracker posted:

Great article about Seb and Ferrari's 2018 season. Brb, gettin' some lube for this one :fap:

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/top-stories-of-2018-4-vettel-and-ferrari-blow-it-again/4316996/




Thats not an article , thats a mere list of facts that happened on this cursed year. You loving idiot

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

DoctorGonzo posted:

Thats not an article , thats a mere list of facts that happened on this cursed year. You loving idiot

Ferrari suck, OP

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

I saw an old propaganda video by BL (I assume) about the Morris Metro recently. One of the more British moments in it was when they proudly brag that, during early design phases of the car, the innovative and cutting edge designers discovered that the most innovative and cutting edge engine they could design for it was actually an engine they already had sitting around from 20 years back! An innovative and cutting edge decision. British ingenuity, second to none. Then YouTube suggested a clip from old Top Gear where they said the worst compact car you could buy was a Morris Metro.

Many years ago I sold a Metro for 1/4 oz of hash and 50 magic mushrooms.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GramCracker posted:

Ferrari suck, OP

sono bravi ragazzi che intendono bene

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

DoctorGonzo posted:

sono bravi ragazzi che intendono bene

stai postando adesso:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


ATTENTION THEOPHANY

YOU HAVE, AS OF THIS POSTING, ONE WEEK TO FULFILL YOUR TOXX.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GramCracker posted:

stai postando adesso:




vaffanculo

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



iospace posted:

ATTENTION THEOPHANY

YOU HAVE, AS OF THIS POSTING, ONE WEEK TO FULFILL YOUR TOXX.

What’s the toxx

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

dammi un pompino, cagna

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GramCracker posted:

dammi un pompino, cagna

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
my pizza skills are improving. post your pizza itt

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



GramCracker posted:

my pizza skills are improving. post your pizza itt



Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

GramCracker posted:

my pizza skills are improving. post your pizza itt



Nice. I love Hot n Readys, they’re great bachelor chow.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Think you're loving fancy with your fish bottle opener don't you?

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Think you're loving fancy with your fish bottle opener don't you?

it's a mermaid you queer

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/IndyFootball/status/1078565510042787841

Buy this woman an account, ask her about Vettel and make her chief Brexit negotiator!!!!

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

GramCracker posted:

my pizza skills are improving. post your pizza itt



That pizza looks loving great, and I heartily approve. What did you cook it on? Not to start another cast iron thread breakdown, but I have been seriously considering getting a pizza steel. Mermaid opener looks like the one I have from Coney Island.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

poty posted:

https://twitter.com/IndyFootball/status/1078565510042787841

Buy this woman an account, ask her about Vettel and make her chief Brexit negotiator!!!!

She’s dead.

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Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

GramCracker posted:

my pizza skills are improving. post your pizza itt



Looks good on the surface, but would up the pepperoni count by a significant degree. Pepperoni placement isn't great, but can be easily fixed via pepperoni quantity.

CratSock posted:

Not to start another cast iron thread breakdown, but I have been seriously considering getting a pizza steel.

I've had a couple pizza stones throughout the years and they're a solid investment.

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