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Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Only the first 3/4 of the season counts

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Arkhams Razor
Jun 10, 2009

sharknado slashfic posted:

Some of the usual idiot teams are hiring again this season so I wouldn't be too sure about that.

They are targeting different ravens retreads, like caldwell. Think a lot of the open seats are going to overreach on offensive coaches.

schmug
May 20, 2007

Oberst posted:

List of browns achievements in living memory:

Playing the Ravens close that one time

Super Bowl!

schmug
May 20, 2007

ahahaha thread title

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Ghost Dog posted:

a win over the eventual sb champs is Hu(g)e

Had to fix that to remember the superior Browns team with the superior Browns coach who was actually able to pull off the win. The last Browns HC to do it in fact!!

schmug
May 20, 2007

Just how bad are the Cincinnati Bengals? Browns fans are now laughing at you...again

Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?
Ravensposting lives. Hail satan.

I kneel before an alter of iron city cans and repeat the unholy tie incantation.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
I wasn't sure the bengals would play all 16 games but they persevered and did it.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

When the Browns moved in 94 I tried to watch the Bengals as a stand in till the Browns came back. Little did I know that Jeff Blake, Akili Smith, and Ki Jana Carter 95- 99 Bengals were the perfect conditioning i'd need for the "New Browns" poo poo show of the past 20 years.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

schmug posted:

Just how bad are the Cincinnati Bengals? Browns fans are now laughing at you...again

how many playoff games have you lost recently

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

how many playoff games have you lost recently

We still have won one more recently

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

quote:

He and Mike Brown will hold their annual post-mortem Monday morning, evidently. What comes of it is anyone’s guess. Lewis called the questions about his employment “ridiculous (and) sad.’’ He might be right about that. That doesn’t detract from the importance of the answers.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
Big win for Keith Butler today: held Tyler Eifert to 0 catches

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/Allegheny_Co/status/1079551906110943232
Welp someone took the game hard

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Maybe it was an illusion by that punk girl from season 2 of stranger things

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

Flikken posted:

We still have won one more recently

Stfu prole

schmug
May 20, 2007

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

how many playoff games have you lost recently
touche'
that is quite a high bar indeed

Flikken posted:

We still have won one more recently

schmug
May 20, 2007

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

how many playoff games have you lost recently

for real though I didn't realize until just recently that Lewis has never won a playoff game while in Cinci

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

schmug posted:

for real though I didn't realize until just recently that Lewis has never won a playoff game while in Cinci

Kawal wants Lewis over Harbaugh

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

schmug posted:

goon sire

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
You need to keep on you Kawalimus news letter. He now wants Harbaugh to stay. Just, reluctantly.

schmug
May 20, 2007

Despera posted:

Kawal wants Lewis over Harbaugh

as do I lol

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

The Puppy Bowl posted:

You need to keep on you Kawalimus news letter. He now wants Harbaugh to stay. Just, reluctantly.

Kawalimus doesnt deserve the *until three weeks ago* qualifier

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Baker rules

https://twitter.com/ByKyleKelly/status/1079545629511176192

for reference Grossi was all in on Kiser from the beginning of his last college season and hated Baker forever. He's a hack writing for ESPN cleveland that nobody likes. Dude gets the fanbase so well.

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

Take heart Browns fans, you have a much better QB than the Ravens

schmug
May 20, 2007

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Baker rules

https://twitter.com/ByKyleKelly/status/1079545629511176192

for reference Grossi was all in on Kiser from the beginning of his last college season and hated Baker forever. He's a hack writing for ESPN cleveland that nobody likes. Dude gets the fanbase so well.

wasn't he the beat writer before Mary Kay? lol what a douche

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

schmug posted:

wasn't he the beat writer before Mary Kay? lol what a douche

He said he was going to retire if we drafted Baker

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

browns are going 5-11 next year

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Baker left Texas A&M to go to Oklahoma, when that wasn't the only school willing to give him a scholarship. Now, he's upset at Hue Jackson, who got fired, for taking a job with the Bengals. He then tries to defend the hypocrisy of this with half facts. Then, after they do well moving on from Jackson, they end up in a game against him where they are beating them bad and he decides to make a fool of himself in front of a man who, first and foremost, has an obligation to his family. Even if he's not the best coach in the world. It is more of a sign of bullying. He picked an issue with lowly Hue Jackson who sucked as a Head Coach, got embarrassingly fired, ended up on the lowly Bengals and was getting crushed in that game. Yet, against the Ravens, he said..............................................*crickets*. He knows who to gently caress with and who not to. He's the villain who got passed over early in life and, now that he's risen in power, has to whip his dick out at every turn he can get. He is the self-absorbed, scorned member of the team, so upset that he didn't get to be the leader of the group, that he puts his anger-driven tunnel vision ideas before the team. It's going to take him time to learn (And he still has the opportunity to), that there is a difference being the star guy and being the leader.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Sour Diesel posted:

browns are going 11-5 next year

Your dyslexia is amazing

schmug
May 20, 2007

sharknado slashfic posted:

Baker left Texas A&M to go to Oklahoma, when that wasn't the only school willing to give him a scholarship. Now, he's upset at Hue Jackson, who got fired, for taking a job with the Bengals. He then tries to defend the hypocrisy of this with half facts. Then, after they do well moving on from Jackson, they end up in a game against him where they are beating them bad and he decides to make a fool of himself in front of a man who, first and foremost, has an obligation to his family. Even if he's not the best coach in the world. It is more of a sign of bullying. He picked an issue with lowly Hue Jackson who sucked as a Head Coach, got embarrassingly fired, ended up on the lowly Bengals and was getting crushed in that game. Yet, against the Ravens, he said..............................................*crickets*. He knows who to gently caress with and who not to. He's the villain who got passed over early in life and, now that he's risen in power, has to whip his dick out at every turn he can get. He is the self-absorbed, scorned member of the team, so upset that he didn't get to be the leader of the group, that he puts his anger-driven tunnel vision ideas before the team. It's going to take him time to learn (And he still has the opportunity to), that there is a difference being the star guy and being the leader.

I fully support all of his actions. Long Live The Baker.

schmug
May 20, 2007

Flikken posted:

He said he was going to retire if we drafted Baker

haha yeah, while true, probably not the smartest thing to say

"Reassignment
In January 2012, Grossi - while discussing then Browns owner Randy Lerner's reclusive nature and lack of success with the Browns - tweeted that he viewed Lerner as "pathetic" and "the world's most irrelevant billionaire". Because of this, he was immediately removed from the Browns beat,[9] and reassigned to other duties in the sports department. He would eventually quit the Plain Dealer on March 7."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Grossi

what a buffoon

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

sharknado slashfic posted:

Baker left Texas A&M to go to Oklahoma, when that wasn't the only school willing to give him a scholarship. Now, he's upset at Hue Jackson, who got fired, for taking a job with the Bengals. He then tries to defend the hypocrisy of this with half facts. Then, after they do well moving on from Jackson, they end up in a game against him where they are beating them bad and he decides to make a fool of himself in front of a man who, first and foremost, has an obligation to his family. Even if he's not the best coach in the world. It is more of a sign of bullying. He picked an issue with lowly Hue Jackson who sucked as a Head Coach, got embarrassingly fired, ended up on the lowly Bengals and was getting crushed in that game. Yet, against the Ravens, he said..............................................*crickets*. He knows who to gently caress with and who not to. He's the villain who got passed over early in life and, now that he's risen in power, has to whip his dick out at every turn he can get. He is the self-absorbed, scorned member of the team, so upset that he didn't get to be the leader of the group, that he puts his anger-driven tunnel vision ideas before the team. It's going to take him time to learn (And he still has the opportunity to), that there is a difference being the star guy and being the leader.

Hahaha old white man posting here. Tell me, how hard did you cry when the players kneeled?

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
I'm taking a knee in honor of the Baltimore Rabens

HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

sponges posted:

Take heart Browns fans, you have a much better QB than the Ravens

True, true...

But the Ravens are in the playoffs. The Browns aren't. You seem to be intentionally missing this point.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Flikken posted:

He said he was going to retire if we drafted Baker

Who was it that said they'd literally eat poo poo? It was a radio guy right?

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Just wait until Eifert Posting finishes his torrent of today’s action

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

^actually lol'd

Lamar would never kneel because he plays The Right Way aka running the football

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

HereticMIND posted:

True, true...

But the Ravens are in the playoffs. The Browns aren't. You seem to be intentionally missing this point.

Agreed. But I do think hitching yourself to a one dimensional QB who can’t throw is a bad in the long term.

loving 14/24 with zero TDs. This is our QB of the future! In no way will this blow up in our faces at all!

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schmug
May 20, 2007

sponges posted:

Agreed. But I do think hitching yourself to a one dimensional QB who can’t throw is a bad in the long term.

loving 14/24 with zero TDs. This is our QB of the future! In no way will this blow up in our faces at all!

haha whose stat's are those?

edit:
Nevermind. lol

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