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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
No, that guy's not a troll. I mean this has.to be a sincere belief, right?

https://twitter.com/kabamur_taygeta/status/1079357401491374081?s=19

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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
That account is a goldmine. I don't think it's a troll - the guy is a long-running Pleiadian channeling new age type. But god drat is it insane.

https://twitter.com/kabamur_taygeta/status/1079701056089612288
https://twitter.com/kabamur_taygeta/status/1079701058627104768

CLONES!

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

That account is a goldmine. I don't think it's a troll - the guy is a long-running Pleiadian channeling new age type. But god drat is it insane.

https://twitter.com/kabamur_taygeta/status/1079701056089612288
https://twitter.com/kabamur_taygeta/status/1079701058627104768

CLONES!

Holy poo poo this guy makes Caro look lucid

Lmao at Ivanka being the twin soul of Kennedy and Lincoln though. I'm not sure how insane you would have to be to get to that level of what the gently caress crazy.

What the gently caress is kuru?

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Dec 31, 2018

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

TulliusCicero posted:

What the gently caress is kuru?

It's a disease you get when you eat people's brains https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

That account is a goldmine. I don't think it's a troll - the guy is a long-running Pleiadian channeling new age type. But god drat is it insane.

https://twitter.com/kabamur_taygeta/status/1079701056089612288
https://twitter.com/kabamur_taygeta/status/1079701058627104768

CLONES!

Aww he's already blocked me.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



pseudanonymous posted:

It's a disease you get when you eat people's brains https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

That's quite the specific pull. He could have just said prion disease or something.

jesus his twitter account is the equivalent of the crazy guy on the street ranting, and he has been doing it for years

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s not about prions.

“Hillary Clinton is a cannibal and has cannibal diseases” is an established conspiracy theory.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
She ate the babies in the Comet Ping Pong Pizza Place

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
She ate them in the basement of a single-storey building.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



How do the Q pizzagate idiots reconcile the fact that the police had to go to said pizza place to stop a loving crazy person, and they found loving nothing?

I assume pocket dimensions and or psychic powers are involved :allears:

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Dec 31, 2018

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

TulliusCicero posted:

How do the Q pizzagate idiots reconcile the fact that the police had to go to said pizza place to stop a loving crazy person, and they found loving nothing?

I assume pcket dimensions and or psychic peers are involved :allears:

The cops were in on it, of course.

The whole basis of the conspiracy is to decide on your conclusion and then interpret everything you see on the basis of that conclusion. It becomes very easy to dismiss contradictory evidence that way.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

TulliusCicero posted:

How do the Q pizzagate idiots reconcile the fact that the police had to go to said pizza place to stop a loving crazy person, and they found loving nothing?

I assume pcket dimensions and or psychic peers are involved :allears:

The shooter was a Deep State agent who damaged a computer filled with (((cheese pizza))), quietly destroying the incriminating evidence.

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

It's funny that in the conspiracy theorist's mind the outcome is never in doubt - it will absolutely ultimately go the way the theorist believes - in the telling, because of the power/infallibility of the cause. But at the same time, it's always being fought and suppressed by powerful forces that keep it hidden from view and prevent the outcome from coming to fruition.

Which might make one question the power/infallibility of the cause over the long run, should the theorist ever deign to look inward.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves



Rotate that sodomy symbol a bit hey.

Edit: Oh I didn't actually read their tweet and see that they actually noticed their own crazy bullshit instead of playing into

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Dec 31, 2018

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Gridlocked posted:



Rotate that sodomy symbol a bit hey.


Holty poo poo, now that it has been proven that Q is part of the canal what is the next step? who can we still trust? #wwg1wga #intheeyeofthestorm

e: but seriously, what does a cult do after rejecting the cult leader? if no new leader takes control it dissolves, right?

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Holty poo poo, now that it has been proven that Q is part of the canal what is the next step? who can we still trust? #wwg1wga #intheeyeofthestorm

e: but seriously, what does a cult do after rejecting the cult leader? if no new leader takes control it dissolves, right?

QAnon is very strange to watch as it’s a cult by democracy with no defacto leader. Q spits out a garbled message and the followers find meaning then the subsections decide which meaning for them is correct. For instance despite Q saying No to “is the earth flat”, flat earth QAnons have found this was in fact a coded question and answer confirming the earth is indeed flat and only on the surface does it look like Q said no to trick the deep state into believing they weren’t on to THE TRUTH. There’s no leader to give defacto instructions and answers to Q droppings so it’s a cult that chooses what to believe on their own. It’s kind of really interesting to watch unfold

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

It's a leaderless movement in that whoever Q is is just loving with these people for as long as he can keep it up.

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
It's always projection.

Their schizo thought process tells them that because they would be molesting kids left and right if they could get away with it, that's obviously how the wealthy elite must spend their time.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Them seeing The Washington Monument as a symbol of "Sodomy" is super funny to me tbh

Like we all know it is a giant dick guys, but a circular plaza being an anus seems like a stretch doesn't it qultists?

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

TulliusCicero posted:

Like we all know it is a giant dick guys, but a circular plaza being an anus seems like a stretch doesn't it qultists?

I knew they were dicks but I never imagined them as dicks pointed at god. Now I never won't.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

TulliusCicero posted:

Like we all know it is a giant dick guys, but a circular plaza being an anus seems like a stretch doesn't it qultists?

Only if they include the ring

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





TulliusCicero posted:

an anus seems like a stretch doesn't it qultists?

No ring.

Edit: god-damnit.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Fiend posted:

QAnon is highly recommended by my chiropractor.

*Ominous silence*

You should straighten him out.

Ashrik
Feb 9, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

TulliusCicero posted:

That's quite the specific pull. He could have just said prion disease or something.

jesus his twitter account is the equivalent of the crazy guy on the street ranting, and he has been doing it for years

A lot of people who are now in their late-20s to mid-30s studied Kuru in middle school in science class.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

ashpanash posted:

It's funny that in the conspiracy theorist's mind the outcome is never in doubt - it will absolutely ultimately go the way the theorist believes - in the telling, because of the power/infallibility of the cause. But at the same time, it's always being fought and suppressed by powerful forces that keep it hidden from view and prevent the outcome from coming to fruition.

Which might make one question the power/infallibility of the cause over the long run, should the theorist ever deign to look inward.



There, I just gave you the full extent of a conspiracy theorists introspection.

THe truth is never in doubt, because I am smart, smart people believe right things, therefore what I believe must be right. Anything to the contrary is just bad people lying to me. You don't need any more proof because I believe in it, and since I am smart, that makes it the truth. Anyone who cannot see the truth is just stupid, too stupid to see the obvious truth.

If you simplify everything down to their belief in the thing being self evidently all the proof in it required, then everything flows naturally from that.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


chitoryu12 posted:

The cops were in on it, of course.

The whole basis of the conspiracy is to decide on your conclusion and then interpret everything you see on the basis of that conclusion. It becomes very easy to dismiss contradictory evidence that way.

Practical Unfalsifiability is kind of the hallmark for conspiracy theories in general.


Nothing throws a conspiracy nutter quite as hard as "what evidence would prove to you that this isn't true?"

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

TulliusCicero posted:

Holy poo poo this guy makes Caro look lucid

Caro? This guy makes loving Kyoon look lucid

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

Q uses alien technology to appear to government operatives as the Ghost of Beach Week Past

https://twitter.com/kabamur_taygeta/status/1079357398098165760

(the entire thread is great)

The truth remains, Q lived as both John F. Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln.

And is the twin soul is Ivanka Trump

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
GLP, an old-school conspiracy forum that went... remarkably broke-brained in 2016, has latched on to some notebook someone found somewhere which is clearly the product of mental illness (going on about targeted individuals, gang stalking etc.)

I guess the basic gist is it's the notes of some lady whose husband is connected to ALL of the conspiracies and he was abusive, also she found an org chart for what is essentially the Illuminati in the basement, and is on the run as she might be suicided.


It's impressively insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACRgM9rX5UE

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



:nsamad: Eey there's a reason those workbooks aren't supposed to leave the volcano lair!

E: different notebook, that lady is crazy

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jan 1, 2019

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

TulliusCicero posted:

Holy poo poo this guy makes Caro look lucid

caro understood that isis wasnt going to shoot itself

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

angerbeet posted:

GLP, an old-school conspiracy forum that went... remarkably broke-brained in 2016, has latched on to some notebook someone found somewhere which is clearly the product of mental illness (going on about targeted individuals, gang stalking etc.)

I guess the basic gist is it's the notes of some lady whose husband is connected to ALL of the conspiracies and he was abusive, also she found an org chart for what is essentially the Illuminati in the basement, and is on the run as she might be suicided.


It's impressively insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACRgM9rX5UE

On a similar note someone made a shockingly in depth documentary about templeOS and it's actually really sad. The guy is so awful but so clearly actually mentally ill and 4chan messes with him till he's so broken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgoxQCf5Jg

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

twistedmentat posted:

More like he felt entitled to sex and she refused to give it to him.

And I can totally see Notch buying into Qanon. He lives in a giant house in the middle of nowwhere tweeting about women and refusing to interact with people because he's afraid they're going to take his money. God drat if I had 4 billion dollars I'd fully fund every decent looking kickstarter I see and pay to have Ben Shaprio stuffed into a locker.

The JFK stuff is super weird, its almost entirely based on some guy who looks nothing like him that held his hands in a similar way JFK jr did, and a bout a million other people do the same. Also JFK jr also mentioned he wanted his friend Trump to become president back in the 80s or 90s.

Notch became a billionaire and it ruined his life.

it loving owns

Argas
Jan 13, 2008
SRW Fanatic




Blarghalt posted:

Notch became a billionaire and it ruined his life.

it loving owns

While it's funny, it's also a bit simple. The slightly more detailed version manages to be extra money.

Upon becoming filthy rich, Notch decided to leave everyone and everything behind so he could be alone and miserable.

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

Argas posted:

While it's funny, it's also a bit simple. The slightly more detailed version manages to be extra money.

Upon becoming filthy rich, Notch decided to leave everyone and everything behind so he could be alone and miserable.

To clarify, this is because he sold his company out from under his other employees/friends without consulting them, they rightfully got pissed at him, so he decided to basically isolate himself after they wouldn't talk to him.

Like I said, loving owns

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Blarghalt posted:

To clarify, this is because he sold his company out from under his other employees/friends without consulting them, they rightfully got pissed at him, so he decided to basically isolate himself after they wouldn't talk to him.

Like I said, loving owns

He also thought he’d get new friends so he bought a wall of candy for his LA mansion and it just tickles me that a man with more money than you can imagine, living in one of the easiest places to get into parties if you have money, with a big fancy house perfect for get togethers spends his time fighting on Twitter all day and night while his wall candy rots. Money buys a lot of things and for notch it bought a lonely fancy prison cell and it owns

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Dr. VooDoo posted:

He also thought he’d get new friends so he bought a wall of candy for his LA mansion and it just tickles me that a man with more money than you can imagine, living in one of the easiest places to get into parties if you have money, with a big fancy house perfect for get togethers spends his time fighting on Twitter all day and night while his wall candy rots. Money buys a lot of things and for notch it bought a lonely fancy prison cell and it owns

Nah man you totally misunderstand, the wall of candy came with the house.

Because the house was designed to be sold to a rich celebrity who'd use it for frequent parties, so its got all kinds of weird amenities befitting a party house, like the candy dispensers and the huge garage with car elevators and all the rest. He seems to have purchased it just because it was the most expensive house available around LA when he got the payout.

This is a video put together by the developers/sellers of the house which shows off all the amenities, from before he bought out the house: https://vimeo.com/102897742

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

nonathlon posted:

I hadn't realized that there'd been an open confession about the origin of QAnon: https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/how-three-conspiracy-theorists-took-q-sparked-qanon-n900531

What was particularly interesting is that Q is just the latest in a long line of anonymous insiders, cryptically spilling the beans on "what's really going on" in government. Q is just the one managed to spread further.

Uh,

the article posted:

“A bunch of us decided that the message needed to go wider so we contacted Youtubers who had been commenting on the Q drops,” Furber said in an email.

Isn't a confession on the origin, it's a confession of one of the original promoters of it. The article even says the origin of Q is not definitively known.

There have been so many changes in who Q is over the last year or so (based on how the style has changed over time and the suspicious way in which it does so) that it's probably neigh impossible to nail that down at this point, the nature of the chans make evidence of it impossible. As soon as you have one person announce themselves as the original Q doing it for keks you'll get two more announcing that they are in fact Spartacus and no way to determine who really was.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


fishmech posted:

Nah man you totally misunderstand, the wall of candy came with the house.

Because the house was designed to be sold to a rich celebrity who'd use it for frequent parties, so its got all kinds of weird amenities befitting a party house, like the candy dispensers and the huge garage with car elevators and all the rest. He seems to have purchased it just because it was the most expensive house available around LA when he got the payout.

This is a video put together by the developers/sellers of the house which shows off all the amenities, from before he bought out the house: https://vimeo.com/102897742

It’s gonna be :laffo: when he dies from a stroke over women talking about video games and the entire house will need to be fumigated after no one notices he’s been dead for half a year. Just gotta scrap off the congealed putrid fat nerd flesh from the floor he slumped over on in his room and it’ll be good as new

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

fishmech posted:

Nah man you totally misunderstand, the wall of candy came with the house.

Because the house was designed to be sold to a rich celebrity who'd use it for frequent parties, so its got all kinds of weird amenities befitting a party house, like the candy dispensers and the huge garage with car elevators and all the rest. He seems to have purchased it just because it was the most expensive house available around LA when he got the payout.

This is a video put together by the developers/sellers of the house which shows off all the amenities, from before he bought out the house: https://vimeo.com/102897742

I think he also beat Beyonce and Jay-Z for buying it, which meant Beyonce could have had a mansion with wall-mounted candy dispensers in a different timeline.

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