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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Lpzie posted:

just had a lol when I realized Hillary cleared the deck for herself only to lose to the stupidest loving person imaginable, thereby actually clearing the deck for whoever the dem nomination will be (but not her).

Oh you sweet summer child

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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


No time for diaper changes right now.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
Wizened old trump has shat out a baby which is going to run naked and uncontrolled into the world and metaphorically hit things with a governing spanner. Also the 2018 achievements are floating into outer space like balls

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Imagine r/The_Donald, but super into taking mushrooms and watching UFC.

a walltard grade take lol

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF

i hate that babby's face.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Ashmole posted:

i hate that babby's face.

https://twitter.com/tweetmommybop/status/1080178045212938240

Neco
Mar 13, 2005

listen

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Oh, she was also pretty shocked at how we drug/alcohol test people to be eligible for workman's compensation instead of guaranteed regardless of circumstances and how incredibly hostile we are towards the average employee/person in America with things like at-will employment, weak or non-existent unions, being prohibited from discussing union activism at places like Wal-Mart or Target, no guaranteed paternity or maternity (!!!) leave, healthcare tied to employment, etc.

yeah the entire civilised world is shocked and I just want to say that the US as a whole deserve trump :)

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ashmole posted:

i hate that babby's face.

He's literally captured the malicious energy of trump and his clan perfectly on that little face. There is just no loving excuse for people like Garrison, they know they're trolling to create hatred and aren't just c-spamed rear end autists.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Jeez how lazy. No added mention of WALL. Border control doesn't count, need wall.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
I'm the NØ climate accord balloon from 2018.

Shiney McShine
Oct 12, 2010

paperwork
Personal Earpiece
I think its safe to say that "high energy" Trump is definitely abusing Adderall.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Bogus Adventure posted:

Remember about 50 years ago when we found out Bre Payton got killed by a combination of H1N1, stupidity, and Quiznos?

https://twitter.com/DVNT_Pinkie/status/1079408064556658688

26 year olds don’t die from the flu, Bre Payton had information on the Seth Rich murder and paid the price for it.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





bird with big dick posted:

26 year olds don’t die from the flu, Bre Payton had information on the Seth Rich murder and paid the price for it.

Quiznos killed Seth Rich?

Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.
Trump as a crazy baby in diapers running around smashing things with a monkey wrench, seems surprisingly accurate.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
You guys talking about the new Q-uiznos conspiracy? 14 + 88 = price of the lobster sandwich with extra mayo, coincidence? Ben Garrison looks like Subway Jared, coincidence?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I'm with Quiznos

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

opened the old trumplol thread to catch up and this gave me a full on uncontrollable belly laugh.

The hell timeline owns

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080447092882112512

Didn't someone say he was going to start this up today?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Kashuno posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080447092882112512

Didn't someone say he was going to start this up today?

Aint Romney the Senator for Utah? Isn't Utah like... a thousand miles from the border with Mexico?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
lmao at people like Garrison who think Trump has done ANY work in the last few years. Watching TV while sitting in a poopy diaper and screaming at Twitter equals "work" to them, I guess.

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007

mobby_6kl posted:

Sounds like everyone should move to the socialist paradise that is South Africa.

49 murders a day in South Africa, while we only have 47. :smug:

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

communism bitch posted:

Aint Romney the Senator for Utah? Isn't Utah like... a thousand miles from the border with Mexico?

"EVERYTHING" IS A "THOUSAND" MILES FROM THE BORDER (wall needed) "WITH" MEXICO. NOT SENDING BEST. WALL = WHEEL. WINNING.

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

garrison got one thing right

trump is a literal baby

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
"I won big and he didn't" :hmbol:

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Republicans wont realistically allow a primary for 2020, will they? Is Romney just hoping Donny gets removed from office to give him an opening?

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Doccykins posted:

"I won big and he didn't" :hmbol:

He lost the popular vote though. I think people need to keep reminding him of that because it's funny.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Doc M posted:

That was made for a WCW wrestling storyline where the rednecks were supposed to be bad guys (against Master P and the No Limit Soldiers) and they had this annoying song to make audiences hate them. Then they got cheered anyway because WCW's primary audience was in the south.

e: why do I know this off the top of my head :negative:

it led to special counseling sessions in the WCW offices at Turner because it created a schism between people loving country and people loving hip hop

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Kashuno posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080447092882112512

Didn't someone say he was going to start this up today?

Romney is so, so fast. You wouldn't believe how fast he is. A lot of people call me up, they tell me, "this Romney guy," race- Racing Romney I like to call him, ask anyone. They say, "Racing Romney is so very fast." And maybe he is, I don't know.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Romney is Weak on border, vets, military and 2A! Sad!

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

the president is a giant diaper baby who requires a special needs helmet to not scramble his brain on a daily basis

a good cartoon

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Things Donald won't do in 2019:

- Wear any type of hat unless it's a publicity stunt
- Run
- Be able to grow his hair out, let alone a beard.

Things Donald definitely will do in 2019:

- Not lock her up.
- Wear diapers.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

A petulant baby about to throw a monkey wrench into the works is a pretty apt metaphor for Donald Trump.

Kashuno posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080447092882112512

Didn't someone say he was going to start this up today?

Does he think that if he says "border security" enough times that the wall will just burst up out of the ground?

I mean, probably, now that I think about it.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1080457560291987457

Wait we already have WALL????

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
I assumed you need to build something before you can renovate it but what do I know, I'm not the president of the United States.

cnut
May 3, 2016

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


it was ON SALE so by buying it I actually SAVED US MONEY

cnut
May 3, 2016

Tiny Lowtax posted:

it was ON SALE so by buying it I actually SAVED US MONEY

:shuckyes:

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bird with big dick posted:

26 year olds don’t die from the flu, Bre Payton had information on the Seth Rich murder and paid the price for it.

pretend I posted that meme where the person who recently died made a tweet claiming to have information that will lead to the indictment of hillary clinton

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