Um Jammer Lammuary Chatty (contest in OP)

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What is your resolution for the new year? This poll is closed.
To play more games	54	12.68%
To play more games	52	12.21%
To play less games...sorry, I meant more games	70	16.43%
To play games more	79	18.54%
Something else (in addition to playing more games)	66	15.49%
To make more/less Bowsette references	105	24.65%
Total:	219 votes

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haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Jay Rust posted:

I would actually be a fantastic sex speedrunner

Looking forward to your AGDQ session (Awesome Gamers Done Quick)

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:31

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 17:23

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

One of my favorite Twitter threads of last year was a sex and technology researcher critiquing the methodology of a blowjob robot trained by analyzing hundreds of hours of Pornhub videos

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:32

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/abvb71/every_day_my_parents_play_mario_kart_64_to_see/

:3:

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:33

Black August: Sep 28, 2003

Accordion Man posted:

It also doesn't help that a lot of boomers where lovely parents and their kids want nothing to do with them anymore.

I find that hilarious and relatable since they�ll all be forced to cry alone and scared in abusive nursing homes with ice-hearted bureaucrats impatiently waiting for them to die to make room for more olds to wring money from, since they have no community and abused their kids into hating them and wishing death on them

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:35

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

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Hello I'm GokuSephiroth69 and welcome to my GameFAQs for sexbot model A41-c "Veronica". 
This guide may not be reproduced anywhere without my permission. If you like this guide 
please hit the "recommend" button at the top.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:36

cheetah7071: Oct 20, 2010; honk honk; College Slice

Saint Freak posted:

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Hello I'm GokuSephiroth69 and welcome to my GameFAQs for sexbot model A41-c "Veronica". 
This guide may not be reproduced anywhere without my permission. If you like this guide 
please hit the "recommend" button at the top.

Nice to meet you gokusephiroth69

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:36

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Relax Or DIE posted:

Thinking about DD gave me an idea for a question: What long games do y'all think justify their length?

The podcast Watch Out for Fireballs just did a 4 part show on Baldurs Gate 2, which I think does. The other IE games do a decent job as well, and maybe Pillars 2. Also, at least for the main game, DQXI. The post game was a bit sloggy and the bosses there kinda blended together since they were kind of pushing up against the limit of what they could do to make them challenging.

How many times did Kole and Gary use the word "articulate"? Their overuse of that word has finally and completely turned me off of the duckfeed.tv network.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:37

chumbler: Mar 28, 2010

A video game where the final boss is making an actual real world phone call to a store asking if they have a specific but ordinary, not embarrassing product.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:38

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

Saint Freak posted:

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        |___|_|\_| |_| |_|_\\___/|___/ \___/ \___| |_| |___\___/|_|\_|
        ______________________________________________________________
Hello I'm GokuSephiroth69 and welcome to my GameFAQs for sexbot model A41-c "Veronica". 
This guide may not be reproduced anywhere without my permission. If you like this guide 
please hit the "recommend" button at the top.

Needs more xxxs in the user name.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:39

Robot Wendigo: Jul 9, 2013; Grimey Drawer

My gaming resolution is to actually focus on something. I'm currently messing around in four MMOs (Warcraft, ESO, Secret World and LOTR) and trying to platinum Spider-Man and keep flitting back and forth with the attention span of a fruit fly.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:50

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Robot Wendigo posted:

My gaming resolution is to actually focus on something. I'm currently messing around in four MMOs (Warcraft, ESO, Secret World and LOTR) and trying to platinum Spider-Man and keep flitting back and forth with the attention span of a fruit fly.

Drop all of your MMORPGs in my opinion and focus on just Spider-Man.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:52

chumbler: Mar 28, 2010

Robot Wendigo posted:

My gaming resolution is to actually focus on something. I'm currently messing around in four MMOs (Warcraft, ESO, Secret World and LOTR) and trying to platinum Spider-Man and keep flitting back and forth with the attention span of a fruit fly.

Dump all other games and embrace monster hunter. That's basically what I'm doing until I feel done with GU.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:54

Motto: Aug 3, 2013

Blaming social isolation on phones instead of, uh, a lot of other factors is a weird take imo

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:59

Poops Mcgoots: Jul 12, 2010

Robot Wendigo posted:

My gaming resolution is to actually focus on something. I'm currently messing around in four MMOs (Warcraft, ESO, Secret World and LOTR) and trying to platinum Spider-Man and keep flitting back and forth with the attention span of a fruit fly.

Stop playing four MMOs and just play FFXIV.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 20:59

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

First they came for the game streamers and I did not say anything because I was not a racist

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:01

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge: May 8, 2006; "My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

LawfulWaffle posted:

How many times did Kole and Gary use the word "articulate"? Their overuse of that word has finally and completely turned me off of the duckfeed.tv network.

To be honest I didn't notice, so either not much or I've learned to tune it out and I might lean towards the latter

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:03

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Motto posted:

Blaming social isolation on phones instead of, uh, a lot of other factors is a weird take imo

There a whole multitude of complex interlocking factors for society's increasing alienation, the most important and profound of which being: No Commercially Available Sexbots. Paulie from Rocky IV had one thirty-five years ago, it's about time that our technology caught up with our imaginations.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:04

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Why a sexbot when you can have a sexphone? Not enough people have seen Her.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:05

cheetah7071: Oct 20, 2010; honk honk; College Slice

sexbots will have the bonus effect that only weirdos with a human fetish will have children, causing populations to plummet and saving the planet

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:06

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge: May 8, 2006; "My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

cheetah7071 posted:

sexbots will have the bonus effect that only weirdos with a human fetish will have children, causing populations to plummet and saving the planet

fetishists and those of us too poor to afford a sexbot. No shame in a meat mate imo

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:07

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I said come in! posted:

Why a sexbot when you can have a sexphone? Not enough people have seen Her.

That was like the only movie I've seen with my wife in the past five years where we both went "that was really great" after leaving the theater.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:09

Tales of Woe: Dec 18, 2004

Motto posted:

Blaming social isolation on phones instead of, uh, a lot of other factors is a weird take imo

smartphones let you leave your house without the fear of missing out on all the insanely cool and important poo poo that happens on the internet. pretty good in my book

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:11

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

Does anyone else have that impulse to not voice an opinion on the movie you�ve just watched with your friend or loved one until you�re out of earshot of the other cinemagoers?

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:13

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

exquisite tea posted:

It's weird that modern life has become so isolating that people will donate a small fortune to charismatic strangers who can convincingly mimic shared emotional responses with them from hundreds if not thousands of miles away. People always talk disparagingly about the sexbots, but at least that's some actual human contact, in a sense. Bring on the sexbots I say, they can't be much worse than this.

It's no different than any personality based entertainer job of the last 120 years but its just more targeted audiences so you can find someone you actually enjoy watching instead of tuning into Fireside Chats on the Radio once a day so you can find out what happened that day.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:14

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Jay Rust posted:

Does anyone else have that impulse to not voice an opinion on the movie you�ve just watched with your friend or loved one until you�re out of earshot of the other cinemagoers?

I say it to random strangers and try to talk about what we just watched

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:15

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

exquisite tea posted:

That was like the only movie I've seen with my wife in the past five years where we both went "that was really great" after leaving the theater.

I loved that movie a lot and need to watch it again.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:16

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Jay Rust posted:

Does anyone else have that impulse to not voice an opinion on the movie you�ve just watched with your friend or loved one until you�re out of earshot of the other cinemagoers?

Going to the cinema with other people? Wow, no need to flaunt your popularity like that.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:17

Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

Are you guys seriously talking about Twitch Streaming as some sort of nightmare social scenario lmao

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:18

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Rarity posted:

Going to the cinema with other people? Wow, no need to flaunt your popularity like that.

I use to live two blocks from a historic movie theater in downtown Seattle, so I went by myself all of the time. :kiddo:

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:19

al-azad: May 28, 2009

Jay Rust posted:

Does anyone else have that impulse to not voice an opinion on the movie you�ve just watched with your friend or loved one until you�re out of earshot of the other cinemagoers?

Only if the movie is completely average and not worth any real discussion. If the film is trash I will begin the poo poo talk as soon as the lights come on and if it's amazing I'll excitedly talk about that poo poo all the way home.

Sherlock & Watson is a notable exception where the entire theater cleared out before the credits roll and nobody joined in my slow clap.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:19

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Jay Rust posted:

Does anyone else have that impulse to not voice an opinion on the movie you�ve just watched with your friend or loved one until you�re out of earshot of the other cinemagoers?

yeah i do that, wait until im in the car or whatever

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:20

Accordion Man: Nov 7, 2012; Buglord

In Training posted:

It's no different than any personality based entertainer job of the last 120 years but its just more targeted audiences so you can find someone you actually enjoy watching instead of tuning into Fireside Chats on the Radio once a day so you can find out what happened that day.

Thing is people are starting treat these people like they're actual friends instead of just paid entertainers. Weird clingy fans have always been a thing in the past but its becoming more prevalent and metastasizing more than it used to with the advent of streaming where the streamer puts their personal lives out more and interacts with their audience.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:21

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwZRFA0cLaM

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:23

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

In Training posted:

It's no different than any personality based entertainer job of the last 120 years but its just more targeted audiences so you can find someone you actually enjoy watching instead of tuning into Fireside Chats on the Radio once a day so you can find out what happened that day.

I think the nature of streaming has totally evolved from a premise of personally enjoying an actor's personality or character as it stands in other forms of media to some vague simulacra of shared emotional response. The proliferation of reaction videos, unboxing videos, angry pink-haired man screaming into a microphone etc. is no longer about producing actual programmatic content so much as it is successfully replicating the appearance and conversational banter you'd have with your friends in real life, if people had real-life friends anymore. People aren't tuning in to streamers because there's an overarching program or vision for the channel, they're tuning in to see their preferred brand of emotional mimicry.

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:23

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge: May 8, 2006; "My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

exquisite tea posted:

if people had real-life friends anymore.

you're all my real life friends

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:25

Phantasium: Dec 27, 2012

Jay Rust posted:

Does anyone else have that impulse to not voice an opinion on the movie you�ve just watched with your friend or loved one until you�re out of earshot of the other cinemagoers?

lol, what cinemagoers, every thing i end up seeing has maybe two people in the theater with me

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:29

Looper: Mar 1, 2012

Jay Rust posted:

Does anyone else have that impulse to not voice an opinion on the movie you’ve just watched with your friend or loved one until you’re out of earshot of the other cinemagoers?

if i hated something but other people are chatting about how much they loved it, I'll try to avoid sharing until back in the car but otherwise nah

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:29

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

For some reason in my city Tuesdays are Cheap Ticket Night at every cinema, so they�re usually packed, it�s p cool

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:31

Looper: Mar 1, 2012

Internet Kraken posted:

Are you guys seriously talking about Twitch Streaming as some sort of nightmare social scenario lmao

people get weirdly attached to charismatic personalities no matter the medium, that's nothing new. but now it's super easy to send money to strangers you think are your friend and i do think that's weird and sad

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:34

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 17:23

Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

I went to the movies last week to see the new Spiderman thing with my little brother. We got shoved into corner seats in the front row and I had to twist my neck up to see the movie properly. Then I got sick from sitting in a chair some germbag was probably in earlier.

gently caress movies.

Looper posted:

people get weirdly attached to charismatic personalities no matter the medium, that's nothing new. but now it's super easy to send money to strangers you think are your friend and i do think that's weird and sad

People can spend their money on whatever dumb poo poo they want. I think its pretty silly but some people are wealthy enough to do it and if it makes them happy who cares? They get to spend money supporting content they actually enjoy rather than feeding it all into the faceless maw of capitalism. I really don't see the problem.

Of course some people do stupid poo poo that makes it all look bad but name one aspect of humanity where that hasn't been the case?

# ? Jan 2, 2019 21:35

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