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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
bye bye gowdy

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



if that's a chud/boomer/dominionist meme i'ma need to rearrange the stars in the galaxy to form an ironicat

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

it's great to know that historians will look back and blame the fall of our civilization on the wrong things as well

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Duscat posted:

the mass arrests were a metaphor for 4chan beltsanding away the last shreds of your sanity

mass is energy dogg, e=mc²

you cant have mass arrests any more than you can handcuff lightning or cage a sunbeam

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

shovelbum posted:

replace all of it with more benzos, like grams a day of phenazepam

this but weed and im not joking

(but fwiw i do also use celexa and wellbutrin so the weed is really part of a concert of excellence rather than a solo performance)

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the romans built a giant border wall and kept fighting pointless wars to secure it until they ran out of cash


anyway, no parallels with our current times

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

dont be mean to me posted:

somehow the world has gotten so hosed that two of the most irrational reactions possible - panic and despair - have been vindicated

i oscillate between the two, a whole lot of "im wasting my life" moments mixed with OH GOD IF I DONT DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW IM GONNA DIE AAAAAAA

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Plank Walker posted:

it's great to know that historians will look back and blame the fall of our civilization on the wrong things as well

already happenin baby

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Joementum posted:

the romans built a giant border wall and kept fighting pointless wars to secure it until they ran out of cash


anyway, no parallels with our current times

Our pointless wars don’t even secure any of our assets

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
xanax fkin rules

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

the bad things... r bad

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




FactsAreUseless posted:

Even the Devil can quote scripture!!!

getting a lil tired of being accused of being the devil all the time !!!

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Joementum posted:

the romans built a giant border wall and kept fighting pointless wars to secure it until they ran out of cash


anyway, no parallels with our current times

wasnt hadrian supposed to be one of the good ones too?

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Roosevelt posted:

ezekiel 23:19-21

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

And the rear end said unto Balaam, Am not I thine rear end, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? and he said, Neigh.

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

Reality Winter posted:

Have u tried propanarofl or propanalmao

propofol

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



I developed an interest in Roman history over the past year and this is loving hilarious

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Zyla posted:

build the pomeranian


devil dog

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







God I wish someone had hucked a water balloon at him right at that second

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

SKULL.GIF posted:

I developed an interest in Roman history over the past year and this is loving hilarious

tell me you dont love the class warfare part especially, like that wasnt a key part of what created the loving empire in the first place

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


military cuts lmao

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

didn't they build a wall that solved none of their problems and remains a monument to the limits of their empire

oh right, irony

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

punished milkman posted:

xanax fkin rules

xanax almost killed me. it's horrible poo poo and withdrawal is a nightmare

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

I thought it was corrupt and greedy Emperors...

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Nah it was Jeb!

What a MESS

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


rome fell because of those stupid democrats wouldn't shut up about impeaching Trump instead of just building the wall

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
trumperol, tumurpazine, tupalox, trumopalone

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
class warfare is famously a problem that arises out of nowhere for no reason and can be dealt with tear gas and torture prisons

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Zyla posted:

high dose cymbalta, propanalol, klonopin, lyrica
Jesus christ, dude, your doctor's a loving quack. No wonder you're having panic attacks.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muQJGzQltqQ

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

Spergin Morlock posted:

xanax almost killed me. it's horrible poo poo and withdrawal is a nightmare

benzos in general are pretty bad and should be avoided if possible

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

didn't they build a wall that solved none of their problems and remains a monument to the limits of their empire

oh right, irony

we're building walls while china builds 'belts and roads'

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




goon project, qanon mystery cult

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punished milkman posted:

benzos in general are pretty bad and should be avoided if possible

yeah but prime shipping is convenient af

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Spergin Morlock posted:

xanax almost killed me. it's horrible poo poo and withdrawal is a nightmare
Nobody responsible prescribes it anymore, thank god. Even my friend with PTSD had to kick it eventually, it just wasn't worth it even to kill her anxiety.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
the best medicine you should check out is, laughter

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


TMMadman posted:

I thought it was corrupt and greedy Emperors...

rome's second emperor spent his last decade doing nothing except raping children

the empire continued for another several centuries after that

so, no. what brought it down was a combination of institutional rot, failed economics, and a general refusal to allow nonromans to become romans (very simplified)

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

lol uh yeah dont take duloxetine and clonazepam together lol

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
building high speed trains and infrastructure is for expanding economies

what we need is a big fat wall in the middle of a desert and privatized prisons

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