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Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



Horny honk hor hrrump hoad hrom hario hart

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Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

beto sex cramp posted:

cashing in my foodcreds for cryptolentils

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9rCUQjmkxU

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Red Minjo posted:

Maddox had a website back when that was something special and unique. His gimmick was being an rear end in a top hat.

also he sued someone and lost hilariously for being called a cuck

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

imagine having the ability to feel sexual attraction just lmao

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Bunch of non-death crew losers answering this

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Maddox had a big long care post here in a thread about him and lowtax made fun of him

these forums used to MEAN something

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Cake coasted on the talent of their bassist fight me

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/FatChimpKevin/status/1081268978201346048

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

shovelbum posted:

all the pseudo-ironic aoc thirst reminded me of the part in the really dirty catullus where he talks about how his poo poo even made old mens creaky loins stir, not just horny boys'

which took me down an internet rabbit hole to the one about chopping your balls off, which meant i found some actual english galliambics which are p cool

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Trump pathice et cinaede McConnel?

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

TwoStepBoog posted:

imagine having the ability to feel sexual attraction just lmao

the only time my dick has moved in the last 27 years has only been due to the excitement i feel for lord father trump. god bless

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jg8reND6HI

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Cake coasted on the talent of their bassist fight me

I agree actually. I think cake totally loving sucks

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Ben Nerevarine posted:

Cake coasted on the talent of their bassist fight me

Fashion Nugget was legit fantastic and nothing since has come even close

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

engines pumpking and trumping in time

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




FatChimpKevin......thank you

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Shageletic posted:

its about owning black bodies op

Also facial hair policies.

gently caress the Yankees.

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Cake coasted on the talent of their bassist fight me

I prefer pie

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Epic High Five posted:

this "syrup" is more of a concentrate and could probably be more syrupy with a lot more sugar and whatever else makes a simple syrup simple, but I didn't want anything too caloric so concentrate it is

I have a friend who made ginger syrup, we drank it with rye whiskey and seltzer. Good for what ails ya.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

An Apple A Gay posted:

engines pumpking and trumping in time

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I HATED the long jacket song. gently caress I hate it! gently caress!

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

That DICK! posted:

I agree actually. I think cake totally loving sucks

Mission Hill rocked though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6f3SmfZSII

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



angerbeet posted:

I have a friend who made ginger syrup, we drank it with rye whiskey and seltzer. Good for what ails ya.

ya there's a local coffee shop here that does a virgin hot toddy sort of thing with a ton of ginger, this is step 1 in recreating than in a less virginal form

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Pancakes posted:

gently caress the Yankees.

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

:toot:

https://twitter.com/revlupneb/status/1081356440248434688?s=21

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
When are we going to see the Orb again?

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
The vocalist guy in Cake once kept people waiting 15 min to start another lovely song because he said too many people were talking in the venue

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lamo

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


https://twitter.com/russianmemesltd/status/1074603647475073024?s=21

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Internet Technology Mother Fucker AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

he can't even fold his fuckin' arms

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Thats it, thats the kind of thing that makes me think we're living in a world where Idiocracy can be mistaken for a documentary.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011


Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

An Apple A Gay posted:

engines pumpking and trumping in time

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Epic High Five posted:

Fashion Nugget was legit fantastic and nothing since has come even close

I’ll drink to that

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

ArfJason posted:

Thats it, thats the kind of thing that makes me think we're living in a world where Idiocracy can be mistaken for a documentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-0TYeg9Rzc

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004





it's basically the ur-drink for when ur sick, it's incredible

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i think he's singing "when a man loves a woman" in this one


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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

power word- Jeb! posted:

where is the horny reply goose in this our greatest hour of need

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