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Switchback posted:At this point I’m thinking this broken snowflake has too many mental problems, yes getting fired sucks but your partner is there pushing that it’ll be ok, don’t worry, this is exciting, it will all work out! Did you also see where she implies she did all the scheduling and planning. Guys a real catch.
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y’all with your slaps and punches, it’s stone cold stunner or full suplex obviously
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 17:24 |
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CheesyDog posted:Yes she should have punched not slapped Should have given her aunt a Stone Cold Stunner E: gently caress didn’t read to the next page and now I look like an idiot
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 17:36 |
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yeah
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 17:36 |
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Kak posted:TIFU by not wearing a bra
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 17:56 |
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CheesyDog posted:[32m] My wife [33f] will not shut up, and I'm not sure I can take it that much longer. Is it possible for that to be a reason to leave? I wonder if she talked continuously through the birth. *gives birth to a beautiful baby that starts crying* *talks louder*
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 18:14 |
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[20M] had sex for the first time in a one night stand and she choked me out? [new] submitted 20 minutes ago by throwawaycam1000 quote:I had sex for the first time yesterday in a drunken one night stand. I only met this girl at the club but we started talking in the smoking area and hit it off. So we made out and brought her back to my place (at uni).
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 18:51 |
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lots of Mark Corrigan parachute accounts on this subreddit
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 19:11 |
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CheesyDog posted:[32m] My wife [33f] will not shut up, and I'm not sure I can take it that much longer. Is it possible for that to be a reason to leave? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lStFhRAp2Ho
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 19:19 |
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Motronic posted:[20M] had sex for the first time in a one night stand and she choked me out? [new] Written one handed by Cheryl Tunt.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 19:22 |
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Moon Atari posted:With severe autism challenging them becomes impossible. Their dedication to dysfunctional behaviours is absolute and they have no submission to social relationships. Let's say you are overcoming a normal kid's resistance to eating vegetables. You get them to eat it by attaching consequences for not eating it. Generally you won't even need to act out those consequences, just verbally warn them and stick to your guns for a little bit. They may cry and complain but will give up soon enough. They won't test the extremes of of your commitment. stories like this are why i got sterilized
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 19:23 |
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He doesn’t make enough money. What would YOU do?quote:I’m female and he’s male. I’d prefer not to reveal our age because I don’t want any identifying details. Suffice it to say we are both in our early 30s.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 19:36 |
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Haifisch posted:He’s the only person I have ever been with Honey, it looks like you simply don't know any better.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 19:41 |
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Motronic posted:Honey, it looks like you simply don't know any better. She can start an exciting new diet plan to lose between 150 and 300 pounds of dead weight in 5 minutes.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 19:54 |
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You spent all this time asking "could love conquer all?" that you never stopped to ask yourself "SHOULD love conquer all?"
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 19:55 |
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the 3600-follar 1br sounds like SF, and to be fair to her, finding an unmarried dude her age here who makes six figures and wont treat her like a fuckdoll, let alone wants kids, is not easy that’s only to say I can understand her apprehension, not that she should stay. that dude’s never going to change, at least not while she keeps him in her life.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 20:17 |
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dudeness posted:You spent all this time asking "could love conquer all?" that you never stopped to ask yourself "SHOULD love conquer all?" nothing sadder than a Pyrrhic victory on the battlefield of love
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 20:40 |
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marriage is bullshit and hollywood exists only to sell the lies necessary to grease american capitalism with the blood of infants and sex trafficking victims. l;mao i just realized my crisis psots sound exactly like something i'd write normally. i'm a caricature of myself aaahahahah. shoutout whoever posted LEN in this thread. the 90s were really the high point of civilization, huh>? i shouldf of enjoyed them more
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 21:21 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:stories like this are why i got sterilized we all thank you for that
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 21:26 |
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dudeness posted:You spent all this time asking "could love conquer all?" that you never stopped to ask yourself "SHOULD love conquer all?" Where hate seeks to tear down, love seeks to build up. Love, we are told, is instrumental and necessary for our well being, akin to fresh water or limited edition signed baseball cards. Love heals all, the gurus coo in our ears. With love, anything is possible the physicists say. As we apply love to more and more situations, love occurs as a positive feedback loop. Love begets love which begets love which. . . and so on and so on. In this way, love is most accurately seen as a kind of emotional cancer. What the Union of Amorous Scientists never stopped to consider is: What happens when we run out of the emotional fuel for love? We have grown dependent. Complacent. Love will be our undoing and we can do nothing to prevent it. Just as we killed God, we will kill love. What will take its place? None can say, but there are simulations that have shown that we we can genetically engineer love-antagonists into every cell, immunizing us to the nefarious and addictive emotion.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 21:30 |
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Could. Being a sovereign citizen help me? I live in Kentucky and have recently had charges brought against me from some dumb poo poo I did when I was 18. I have a lawyer working on my behalf but I cant rely on him 100% I did some research of my own and found some stuff on being a sovereign citizen, examples of people's cases getting thrown out of court because of being a sovereign citizen (ignorant). Is this legit? Could any part of it work in my favor. I'm not sure this the right subreddit but it's worth a shot. Would my lawyer know anything about this? I really just want to leave this country and plan on doing so after my court thing is over. So I was hoping there was a loophole or something. quote:Not going to jail, I’m traveling to jail. quote:I identify as a ship. I did some research online because my lawyer can’t be trusted, and nowhere did it say a ship can have a criminal record. quote:"Sovereign citizen" arguments are brought about by halfwits who think the right combination of legal-ish phrases will somehow get you out of legal trouble. It'd be like trusting your heart surgery to a homeopathic practitioner with a Dremel. If something went right it'd have nothing to do with the method. "Sovereign citizen" arguments are brought about by halfwits who think the right combination of legal-ish phrases will somehow get you out of legal trouble. It'd be like trusting your heart surgery to a homeopathic practitioner with a Dremel. If something went right it'd have nothing to do with the method. Listen to your lawyer.[/quote]
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 21:36 |
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Haifisch posted:He doesn’t make enough money. What would YOU do? Imprisoned by strict gender roles.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 21:37 |
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My [29M] gf [30F] seems to expect me to follow a script of "expectations". She's constantly hurt, essentially saying I should "just know" to do things a certain way to demonstrate I really love her. Is this normal? How do we get past it?quote:
Verdict:. He is terrible and she's just kind of bad
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 22:08 |
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my love language is you being psychic and obeying the list of demands that I keep in my head
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 22:10 |
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Haifisch posted:He doesn’t make enough money. What would YOU do? I would find a time machine.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 22:21 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:I would find a time machine. She already did, it sent her rear end 12 years forward lol.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 22:24 |
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dudeness posted:You spent all this time asking "could love conquer all?" that you never stopped to ask yourself "SHOULD love conquer all?" It seems to me that someone earlier in the thread had the perfect solution to a very similar problem. She came home one day and simply announced that she was no longer going to be working. Stoner McGamer panicked, wanting to know just how they would survive. She said she didn't care, it was no longer her problem. IIRC it took about a week of her staying home to encourage him to move his worthless rear end.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 23:00 |
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Prepping some food for your partner who is coming home late is pretty basic relationship table stakes - he sounds like a 12 year old.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 23:07 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [29M] gf [30F] seems to expect me to follow a script of "expectations". She's constantly hurt, essentially saying I should "just know" to do things a certain way to demonstrate I really love her. Is this normal? How do we get past it? He still has faults(like the defrosting dinner thing, that's just common sense. Hell, I'd do that for my roommate and I). But shes also just as toxic. Reminds me of an ex I had. She was the kind of woman that would be cold all night and when I asked what was wrong, she'd say "nothing" but keep up the icy attitude. Then, right as I'm about to go to bed and sleep.... she decides to finally blow up on whatever was bothering her, insulted by my lack of mind reading skills. As a woman, I can honestly say that bitches be crazy.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 23:15 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [29M] gf [30F] seems to expect me to follow a script of "expectations". She's constantly hurt, essentially saying I should "just know" to do things a certain way to demonstrate I really love her. Is this normal? How do we get past it? Nah, dude's girlfriend has fairly reasonable expectations for her boyfriend to treat his partner half decently and he's an idiot who has no respect for her.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 23:18 |
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They're both awful at figuring out each other's needs or expectations. They're incompatible.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 23:22 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [29M] gf [30F] seems to expect me to follow a script of "expectations". She's constantly hurt, essentially saying I should "just know" to do things a certain way to demonstrate I really love her. Is this normal? How do we get past it? He could try talking to her instead of saying "welp she didn't specifically tell me to make dinner plans by defrosting food or getting groceries, guess that means I don't have to do anything" I [28F] just found out my boyfriend [30M] of 3 years lied twice about getting a handjob in Thailand. quote:I am livid right now. I want to preface this by saying that I have always trusted my boyfriend and he had never given me an ounce of suspicion that he is a lying, cheating bastard. Until last night. Ah yes, the ol "accidental rub n tug" lie
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 23:24 |
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When I'm drunk and jet lagged I accept any proposition regarding my dick
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 23:30 |
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That one redditor was charging $500...
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 23:31 |
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Khazar-khum posted:It seems to me that someone earlier in the thread had the perfect solution to a very similar problem. She came home one day and simply announced that she was no longer going to be working. Stoner McGamer panicked, wanting to know just how they would survive. She said she didn't care, it was no longer her problem. IIRC it took about a week of her staying home to encourage him to move his worthless rear end. While I'm sure that would work in some cases I doubt a dude what doesn't even have his GED is going to get a job making five times as much as he does now over night just because the pressure is on. Sucks it took her 12 years to realize they aren't compatible and she is unhappy but it couldn't be any more obvious what she needs to do.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 23:32 |
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For real?! Wow. Just wow.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 23:36 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Nah, dude's girlfriend has fairly reasonable expectations for her boyfriend to treat his partner half decently and he's an idiot who has no respect for her. It's not a reasonable expectation that he have clairvoyance and see into the future to know that he should have dinner ready for her when she get home even if he's working and she hasn't asked him to do it This is a thing that really does come up a lot in relationships, and to be blunt about it: It's fine to expect things like this from your partner. It's fine to want things like this from your partner. But if you don't communicate that you want things, it's 100% your fault when they don't happen. Expecting that your partner will mind link with you and be aware that you're not picking food up for yourself on the way home or something is retarded. If you want something, ask for it or don't get it.
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# ? Jan 5, 2019 23:39 |
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PancakeTransmission posted:She could try talking to him instead of hiding upstairs and texting him "WHERE U??" even though I suspect she knows he's downstairs eating the dinner she left out for him (because unless it's cold, she knew he'd be home soon) I await the update in a year when she posts that he tearfully confessed that the strip club handjob story was a lie and he hosed two sex workers while he was in Thailand. Blade Runner posted:It's not a reasonable expectation that he have clairvoyance and see into the future to know that he should have dinner ready for her when she get home even if he's working and she hasn't asked him to do it I don't think one needs to have psychic powers to intuit that your partner would like a greeting and/or thank you when you come home to a clean house and cooked dinner. That's basic socialization. I have a feeling he's missing basic requests like a text that says "Its a long day and I'm so hungry, don't know if I'll have the time/energy to cook when I get back."
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# ? Jan 6, 2019 00:18 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:When I'm drunk and jet lagged I accept any proposition regarding my dick *motions to tiny dick guillotine as you leave the airplane* sir would you like to donate your dick to my curio cabinet?
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Blade Runner posted:It's not a reasonable expectation that he have clairvoyance and see into the future to know that he should have dinner ready for her when she get home even if he's working and she hasn't asked him to do it She has communicated it though, he has just decided he needs to be explicitly told to do things because he's a massive child. Baring in mind he's writing the story so this is his best version of events and he still comes across as a manchild failing at basic human empathy. Not telling your partner that you're home? That's just wierd.
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