Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Mariana Horchata posted:

anybody else smoking weed rn?

if by smoking weed you mean eating mackerel then yes i am

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I did a thing posted:

Never had a dealer I liked

Always wanted to hang out and never realised the entire thing is transactional

My dealer and his wife were at my wedding lol

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016

Mariana Horchata posted:

rey mysterio page

hell yea

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Have you guys ever realized that like

Idiocracy is totally a documentary

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

lol this person is a professional question answerer.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

orange sky posted:

Have you guys ever realized that like

Idiocracy is totally a documentary

Holy gently caress look at the brains on this guy

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
A barber balking at having to give 3 haircuts.
A butcher refusing to cut 3 pieces of meat.
A farmer planting only 2 pieces of corn.
Sarah Sanders has such a hard job and we should all feel sorry for her.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Salt Fish posted:

lol this person is a professional question answerer.

"Hi Sarah, how are you today?"

"WHOA SLOW DOWN THAT'S A LOTTA QUESTIONS, I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE"

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
does england have states, like where do british get their weed

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Got some weed and some oysters today

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






ex post facho posted:

does england have states, like where do british get their weed

Probably some chav

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Acelerion posted:

Blowing up children: not vulgar
Calling people who do that motherfuckers: extremely vulgar

nothing is learned
https://youtu.be/BwY1TLekCcE

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1082025156950790144?s=19

Has it started

Have we finally started destroying billionaire poo poo

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
TWALL!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1082025156950790144?s=19

Has it started

Have we finally started destroying billionaire poo poo

podesta left the oven on too long

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1082025156950790144?s=19

Has it started

Have we finally started destroying billionaire poo poo

he’s destroying evidence he must be stopped!!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

dads friend steve posted:

he’s destroying evidence he must be stopped!!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

sex pest island

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lol what the gently caress even is your life dude

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lorn Wayne posted:

if by smoking weed you mean eating mackerel then yes i am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aReYZaLuR9g

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Salt Fish posted:

A barber balking at having to give 3 haircuts.
A butcher refusing to cut 3 pieces of meat.
A farmer planting only 2 pieces of corn.
Sarah Sanders has such a hard job and we should all feel sorry for her.

CNN and late television will rehab her image in the unlikely event things matter again

It'll be ugly

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1082025156950790144?s=19

Has it started

Have we finally started destroying billionaire poo poo

Located on the southwest portion of the island is a strange temple-like structure and opening to a possible nefarious underground facility

lol

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

You know who doesn't smoke weed?
Trump
Jeb! smoked weed

Sorry mom

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

haljordan posted:

Ny will probably have legal weed soon but I will still go to my dealer

ya know I thought the same thing but then a shop opened a half mile away and the prices normalized and it didn't make any sense to coordinate with some guy.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1082025156950790144?s=19

Has it started

Have we finally started destroying billionaire poo poo

Obummer, Bill Clinton, and Jeff having a hell of a good time :popeye:

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1082025156950790144?s=19

Has it started

Have we finally started destroying billionaire poo poo

"jeffrey epstein"

"private island"

"huge fire"

:thunk:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1082032550112047104?s=21

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Weed good

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/1082008730080854018

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1082025156950790144?s=19

Has it started

Have we finally started destroying billionaire poo poo


Insurance scheme most likely

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

mormonpartyboat posted:

theres a huge chinese population in the area, and you'll see actual sandwich board signs around those malls, entirely in chinese advertising something or other.





gently caress now i want dim sum

uh well there's not a huge population of anybody around there, though you do see those Chinese credit card signs in the outlet mall. :iiam:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Phew

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

They better not give the fat orange bitch a dollar

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


this Brian dude needs to shut the gently caress up, imo

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Filthy Hans posted:

I keep thinking about how long it would take to cut out one of the steel slats so someone could shimmy through. At work I once used a small plasma cutter and based on the media pics of the wall mockups you could probably cut out a slat in under two minutes with that cutter, a minute to slice the top and a minute to slice the bottom. It was a pretty heavy unit, I wouldn't consider it portable in the sense that one or two people could carry it across several miles of rough terrain on their own, and it was a plug-in unit too so you'd need a generator too. I figure some sort of gas torch would be a much more practical solution, maybe that would take longer but I can't imagine it would take more than 10 minutes to cut out a couple of those slats with a variety of portable industrial equipment you can buy at Home Depot or order from Amazon.

Spray bleach across like a mile of the fuckin thing and it'll rust right the gently caress out

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

I guess a huge federal contract is one way for restoring that 43% loss in US steel stocks

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Sex Pence None the Richer - gently caress me (horse)

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1082033459105878016

for fucks sake, who am I to believe?!

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

FAUXTON posted:

Spray bleach across like a mile of the fuckin thing and it'll rust right the gently caress out

um it’ll be made out of stainless steel, idiot :smugdog:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

fusionpit
Sep 8, 2005

Does that make me crazy?
College Slice

I did a thing posted:

They better not give the fat orange bitch a dollar

Lol just lol if you didn't know the dems would fold like the dick shits they are from the very start

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply