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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Hillary 2020 posted:

Was the stick supposed to break or was it just supposed to inflict brain damage? And why does the old dude nod at the end?

So many questions.

i think he was supposed to project a force shield with his mind to deflect the rod

the master knew he wasn't ready but he insisted on trying

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Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:

i smoked legal weed for the first time in my life two days ago and got mind meltingly high off what i took to be a quite moderate amount. ended up committed to infinite compassion for all living beings

truly a cautionary tale

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

C-Euro posted:

For real which Republicans are honest-to-goodness believers in "building a huge fuckoff wall along the Mexican border will stop the flow of browns and drugs" and which of them are just "we need to pretend to support this wall in order to hang onto voters but ughhhhh this is the dumbest poo poo"

They can't all be that stupid in that specific way, right?

lmao look at their constituents

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Hillary 2020 posted:

Was the stick supposed to break or was it just supposed to inflict brain damage? And why does the old dude nod at the end?

So many questions.

old guy is nodding all like yep, that's how you brain a guy

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






C-Euro posted:



They can't all be that stupid in that specific way, right?

Yes

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

pillsburysoldier posted:

lmao look at their constituents


Whoops I meant Repubs in office, not in the general population.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






C-Euro posted:

Whoops I meant Repubs in office, not in the general population.

Yes

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Duscat posted:

i think he was supposed to project a force shield with his mind to deflect the rod

the master knew he wasn't ready but he insisted on trying

same thing happened to Calibanibal

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

GSD posted:

so both

k

no they were not morons, they did a good job setting up an immoral system of government and cloaking it in a veil of righteousness

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

C-Euro posted:


They can't all be that stupid in that specific way, right?

so, you’ve decided to make a claim without any evidence

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


DryGoods posted:

people in 1980:
were gonna have flying cars in 2019!

2019:


:patriot:

e: dont know why they called the piss tank a fuel tank

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

DryGoods posted:

people in 1980:
were gonna have flying cars in 2019!

2019:

Trump has def asked the chauffeur guy to do a J-turn for him.

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

dads friend steve posted:

Denver International is like a 20 minute drive from the local highway out into the middle of nowhere. also on the drive u pass a dope bronco statue with red eyes

that statue rules bc it murdered its creator

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Admiral Ray posted:

lol mattis resigned like a cuck

Bad dog, bad

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


pillsburysoldier posted:

lmao look at their constituents

The biggest mistake that was made in politics over the past 20 years was assuming that the republicans in government were puppet masters and not just the luckier, richer, better dressed versions of their dumbfuck constituents. FOX brainwashed every single person that watched it.

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
tag yourself, i'm defense accessories

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah! posted:

:patriot:

e: dont know why they called the piss tank a fuel tank

its fuel for trumo u idiot

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

power word- Jeb! posted:

that statue rules bc it murdered its creator

it always startles ppl on the shuttle too. those red eyes are really something. I miss Denver sometimes,,,

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

crazy cloud posted:

what was he like, trying, to do

Ghost Ridin

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/gotothelimit/status/1076679047046983681
what is a territory, alex

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

:thunk:

https://twitter.com/ironstache/status/1082048316261781504?s=21

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

The 2dcat genesis story

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

There have to be differences between the guy who made TempleOS and regular Q people, right?

Like, Q people can hold a job kinda, but that's about it, right?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Im sure trump is all about that merlin advice

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
We texted about his cat, i feel reassured

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Billzasilver posted:

so, you’ve decided to make a claim without any evidence

There has to be at least one Republican politician who's savvy enough to think "if I say I want the wall then Republican voters will love me, but I'll never actually work to make the wall a reality because it's loving dumb" because it's obvious as hell. Just wondering if any of them are in the WH.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

https://twitter.com/gotothelimit/status/1081961098914512897?s=20

yeah why aren’t they doing that?

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

pillsburysoldier posted:

There have to be differences between the guy who made TempleOS and regular Q people, right?

Like, Q people can hold a job kinda, but that's about it, right?

TempleOS is legit impressive given that it’s an entire operating system that was written by one (extremely mentally ill) person

Q people are just extremely online morons

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

ArmZ posted:

imagine being crazy BEFORE trump was elected lmfao

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
the dems scream wall

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Frogtech at work

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/brithume/status/1082003823735066625

https://twitter.com/darinlabron/status/1082035610620186629

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


Suckin on tputym’s weird ol mushroom hog ROLL TIDE

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

lmao

https://twitter.com/johnson/status/1082050095414239232?s=21

quote:

The 5,000-word email included 140 statements that WikiLeaks said were false and defamatory, such as the assertion that Assange had ever been an "agent or officer of any intelligence service".

WikiLeaks also said it was false and defamatory to suggest that Assange, 47, had ever been employed by the Russian government or that he is, or has ever been, close to the Russian state, the Kremlin or Putin.

Other items listed as false and defamatory included more personal claims including that Assange bleaches his hair, that he is a hacker, that he has ever neglected an animal or that he has poor personal hygiene.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


ShortStack posted:

tag yourself, i'm defense accessories

defense accessory box contains:

an inflatable easy-Deploy escalator
a black(NOTE 2 SECRET SERVICE DONT SHOOT) light so u can see stealth planes
an electrode set for electrifying ur piss
ben carson's american 2 gray alien dictionary, 69th edition
a mad dog mattis action figure with the eyes crossed out and trumos picture taped on it

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
https://twitter.com/gotothelimit/status/1076857829951238144?s=20

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

the best way 2 prosper is to work but also not get paid 4 it :hmmyes:

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
Terry Davis was assassinated by the NWO and the Reptilians.

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Everyone named Brit is probably an rear end in a top hat

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