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Standard Measure posted:That dancing video is the whitest thing i've ever seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGlWN6Z0OA
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:04 |
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Biplane posted:AOC isn't a malevolent lich, and at least in my book that's a big plus. She will never tell me to Pokémon go to the polls
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:11 |
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zakharov posted:Harry Truman? Whose middle name was "S", and we still don't know whether it was supposed to be followed by a period or not. Truman himself apparently didn't care.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:12 |
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That's because there were many Harrys Truman.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:19 |
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I used to say "Harry rear end Truman" and it was probably the funniest thing I ever did.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:24 |
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wizzardstaff posted:Eh, I'd say the Daily Caller tweet more has a problem with "she's a socialist and will drive our nation into the ground" than "she danced on the roof as a silly teen". I think they're just using a new popular meme to say an old thing. That’s why they all did it, they don’t really care about dancing. Like they really didn’t care that Obama wore a tan suit.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:24 |
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zoux posted:Sounds reasonable to me. Not only is he explaining what the moon is, he's doing a poor job of it. What good does radius do for anyone? It's like the least useful measurement to describe the moon.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:30 |
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graventy posted:Not only is he explaining what the moon is, he's doing a poor job of it. What good does radius do for anyone? It's like the least useful measurement to describe the moon. Guess which measurement is listed first under Physical Characteristics on the moon's wikipedia page? Looks like he had enough sense to plug the number into google and convert from kilometers to miles, but not enough to multiply by 2.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:37 |
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For centuries man has wondered, what is the moon. Today I tell you it is an astronomical body in Earth's orbit. *hundreds of audible gasps*
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:46 |
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When I was a boy, blowing up the moon was just a beautiful dream.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:49 |
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First they came for AOC, and I said nothing, for I was laughing as she made them look like idiots on Twitter.
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# ? Jan 7, 2019 23:53 |
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wow that op ed is really lovely. like just badly and confusingly written. this guy is a thought leader on the right? i can see why he hates college lmaoquote:As a part-time member of the fellowship of political commentators, I am always drawn into whatever the latest cycle of opinion frenzy dictates. These past few days, the topic that none of us seems able to stop talking about is the coarse language used by freshman U.S. Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich). these loving metaphors, drat. and odd injections of numbers and cliche phrases that scream this is how smart people write, i am a smart person writing a smart essay "america is a great mess of toys strewn across the floor. hold a quarter betwixt thine eye and the moon and it resembles the obfuscatory shadowplay inherent in the wicked trickery of these hateful demonrats of whom 63.27% have completed their collegeiate studiation since 1990, the year in which college campuses became permanently corrupted by politics and that is a fact"
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graventy posted:Not only is he explaining what the moon is, he's doing a poor job of it. What good does radius do for anyone? It's like the least useful measurement to describe the moon. Uh, he’s mentioning the moon’s size/radius because he’s trying to make a point about how it’s really big and yet you can block it out with a coin, so as to illustrate that proximity influences our perspective on things. Am I taking crazy pills or is everyone else
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Data Graham posted:Uh, he’s mentioning the moon’s size/radius because he’s trying to make a point about how it’s really big and yet you can block it out with a coin, so as to illustrate that proximity influences our perspective on things. that is the point he's making, sure it's a weird rhetorical tool to begin with, and also it's not clear why you would use the radius to describe the size of the moon. diameter is a more complete measure, a produces a bigger number which underscores the effect of your point about moons and coins. but radius is the first measure listed on wiki and charlie kirk is a dumb lazy hack the safer thing to say would be a smokescreen, something foggy, you could tie that back to calling them potheads if you wanted to get weird about it. but instead the democrat hatred for american values hangs looming like the moon in the night sky? what?
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 00:03 |
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Data Graham posted:Uh, he’s mentioning the moon’s size/radius because he’s trying to make a point about how it’s really big and yet you can block it out with a coin, so as to illustrate that proximity influences our perspective on things. Does he need to tell us the moon's radius to make that point, though? Why not also include the radius of the quarter? And if he's going to tell us how big the moon is, why not say something more relatable like "the moon is 2158 miles across"?
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 00:08 |
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This is like the least dumb thing Charlie Kirk has ever done and you guys are obviously thinking more about what he wrote than literally anyone else in the world, Charlie Kirk included.
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CommonShore posted:This is like the least dumb thing Charlie Kirk has ever done and you guys are obviously thinking more about what he wrote than literally anyone else in the world, Charlie Kirk included. it's funny to point out that the guy trying to make his bread talking about how colleges are tainted indoctrination camps isn't some kind of independent rogue genius but a guy who writes like he just realized he needed to toss off a crappy op-ed that morning. like he has a personal reason to poo poo talk the concept of education
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 00:25 |
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Seems like he has some kind of unacknowledged childhood fetish too, what with his diaper wearing and now mentions of toyboxes being tipped over.
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I'm with him on the left-handed thing.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 00:43 |
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of course that dudes not a vegan. hes got an egg for a head
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 00:51 |
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"thank god for brexit" really makes it.
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No way does an authentic brit say "are soldiers" (and no way does an authentic moron not say "step foot")
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 01:03 |
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The funny part is him saying what the moon is, okay
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Standard Measure posted:That dancing video is the whitest thing i've ever seen Known white person Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 01:42 |
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Maybe you lefty elitists have a good view from atop your ivory towers, but I've barely heard of, let alone seen, this so-called moon so I'm glad the diaper man described it.
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luxury handset posted:wow that op ed is really lovely. like just badly and confusingly written. this guy is a thought leader on the right? i can see why he hates college lmao "People who go to college think they're better than us, but we're above that."
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 01:51 |
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Standard Measure posted:That dancing video is the whitest thing i've ever seen Turn on your monitor
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 02:03 |
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Oh he's pulling a hilarious prank
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Eric Trump tweeted that Ellen DeGeneres is part of the Deep State because she was a recommended account to follow on Twitter.
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Besesoth posted:"People who go to college think they're better than us, but we're above that." He went to college! That was where he pulled his diaper hijinks. I mean, clearly he didn’t learn anything, but.
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chitoryu12 posted:Eric Trump tweeted that Ellen DeGeneres is part of the Deep State because she was a recommended account to follow on Twitter. Don Jr. did the same thing last year
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Henchman of Santa posted:Don Jr. did the same thing last year Eric always was the slowest of the Trump boys.
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chitoryu12 posted:Eric Trump tweeted that Ellen DeGeneres is part of the Deep State because she was a recommended account to follow on Twitter. This plays perfectly to the base. The rest of the world laughs at it but the Q crowd will devour this as proof they're correct.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 02:12 |
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/egavactip/status/1082341141482299392 The serial killer fandom is basically what you get when you let shippers just do whatever the gently caress with no shame or self-awareness. It's a short step from "shipping real, actual people is OK" and "fantasizing about fictional horrible people is OK" to "Fantasizing about real, actual serial killers is OK." Not that it wasn't a thing pre-tumblr, but, like many terrible things, the internet let people get together and enable each other into absolutely insane trainwrecks.
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 02:16 |
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# ? Jan 8, 2019 02:25 |
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I'm discussed as well.
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Screaming Idiot posted:It's like spending Humanity or Insight in Dark Souls/Bloodborne. Once a woman spends all her Femininity points she can't summon a man to open her jars or beat the Gaping Dragon.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Search 💻🔍🛰 it up ☝️🤣 you thirsty 😛👅🥤 sinners 😈👌 it's this cute 😍💕 little 🍆🔬 island 🗻 called Lesbos 👩🤝👩 in 🇬🇷Greece🇬🇷 (you know 😏 that place 🏡🌎 with all those 😚 muscular 💪🧔🍑 gods 🙏😔 who never 🙅♂️ wore pants👖🤩) I'm morbidly curious where you find these things Scathach has a new favorite as of 03:04 on Jan 8, 2019 |
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Scathach posted:I'm morbidly curious where you find these things theres a subforum on reddit where people make them
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