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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Standard Measure posted:

That dancing video is the whitest thing i've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGlWN6Z0OA

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Biplane posted:

AOC isn't a malevolent lich, and at least in my book that's a big plus.

She will never tell me to Pokémon go to the polls

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

zakharov posted:

Harry Truman?

Whose middle name was "S", and we still don't know whether it was supposed to be followed by a period or not. Truman himself apparently didn't care.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

That's because there were many Harrys Truman.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I used to say "Harry rear end Truman" and it was probably the funniest thing I ever did.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

wizzardstaff posted:

Eh, I'd say the Daily Caller tweet more has a problem with "she's a socialist and will drive our nation into the ground" than "she danced on the roof as a silly teen". I think they're just using a new popular meme to say an old thing.

E: Daily Caller: "The Media, Without Evidence, Claims Conservatives Furious Over Ocasio-Cortez Dancing Video"

That’s why they all did it, they don’t really care about dancing. Like they really didn’t care that Obama wore a tan suit.

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe

zoux posted:

Sounds reasonable to me.

Not from social media but this is by one of its foremost idiots

https://twitter.com/jgrantaddison/status/1082327092321312769

Not only is he explaining what the moon is, he's doing a poor job of it. What good does radius do for anyone? It's like the least useful measurement to describe the moon.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

graventy posted:

Not only is he explaining what the moon is, he's doing a poor job of it. What good does radius do for anyone? It's like the least useful measurement to describe the moon.

Guess which measurement is listed first under Physical Characteristics on the moon's wikipedia page?

Looks like he had enough sense to plug the number into google and convert from kilometers to miles, but not enough to multiply by 2.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

For centuries man has wondered, what is the moon. Today I tell you it is an astronomical body in Earth's orbit. *hundreds of audible gasps*

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

When I was a boy, blowing up the moon was just a beautiful dream.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


First they came for AOC, and I said nothing, for I was laughing as she made them look like idiots on Twitter.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
wow that op ed is really lovely. like just badly and confusingly written. this guy is a thought leader on the right? i can see why he hates college lmao

quote:

As a part-time member of the fellowship of political commentators, I am always drawn into whatever the latest cycle of opinion frenzy dictates. These past few days, the topic that none of us seems able to stop talking about is the coarse language used by freshman U.S. Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich).

Tlaib was at a MoveOn.org rally in Washington on Thursday when she was recorded saying, “When your son looks at you and says, ‘Momma, look you won. Bullies don’t win.’ And I said, ‘Baby, they don’t.’ Because we’re going to go in there and impeach the motherf---er.”

Well, I’m shocked. Actually, that isn’t true. I am not at all shocked. I am not even offended, not when considering the source. There is nothing about Tlaib’s remark that struck me as being out of the ordinary. In fact, in some ways it seemed fairly mainstream and a bit restrained, given what I am accustomed to hearing.

That isn’t because I spend all my time reading graphic novels about longshoremen. It’s because, unlike almost of my team-right colleagues, I spend my time on and around U.S. college campuses supporting the efforts of my organization, Turning Point USA.

Sometimes we can be tricked by the size of something as a result of its actual proximity to us. Distance and depth perception create mistakes. If you glance up at the moon, an astronomical body in Earth’s orbit with a radius of 1,079 miles, and then hold a U.S. quarter in front of your eye, you can make the moon disappear.

People who are talking about Tlaib’s use of the “MF” word need to move away the quarter and stare directly at the full, much larger image it is obfuscating.

Consider some of these other statements made by politicians, about politicians:

“Some people talk of impeaching [the President], but I am for softer measures. I would keep him to make fun of him.”

“...a mean-spirited, low-lived fellow, the son of a half-breed Indian squaw, sired by a Virginia mulatto father.”

“A barbarian who could not write a sentence of grammar and hardly could spell his own name.”

“The Constitution provides for every contingency in the Executive, except a vacancy in the mind of the President.”

This sampling was contributed by Messrs. Thomas Paine, John Adams, John Quincy Adams and John Sherman, about Messrs. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson and James Buchanan.

The language aspect of Rep. Tlaib’s comment isn’t new, and it isn’t relevant. Permit me to pull the small object out of your near sightline and reveal the larger image hiding behind it, because that is where my life in the world of college campuses comes into play.

While hateful political language always has been around, what generally was simultaneously present was the willingness for the same people who used such language about one another to sit down together, sometimes hidden from public view, and find a way to discuss issues, work together and get something done. The hatred and vitriol were a linguistic maneuver. The actions taken often were in contrast.

But now, hatred is the actual work product intended to be delivered by people such as Tlaib. Her mission, like that of so many other increasingly younger, militant politicians, is to get Americans to hate. She and they want conflict, turmoil and civil unrest. They are united in their mission to completely turn over the great American toy box and dump everything in it all over the floor.

They want to kill freedom and break traditional things, and they are being taught to do this on college campuses all across the United States. That is the world in which I live, and that is why there is very little left that can surprise me.

When Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) says she wants to push for a 70 percent marginal tax rate on the rich in order to help pay for her “Green New Deal,” she isn’t suggesting doing this because she wants to save the environment or help the less fortunate. She just plain hates the rich. She hates the rich, in part, because she was taught to hate the rich as part of her experience in “higher learning.”

While the average age of this new 116th Congress did not change after this election (58.5 years according to Politico), the average age of the new members is 49 years. Ocasio-Cortez is the youngest member, at age 29. This means the average incoming member has completed his or her college education after 1990 and into the 2000s, when the radicalization of college campuses hit an inflection point.

Don’t misunderstand: This incoming class of Democrats with Ocasio-Cortez and Tlaib up front, carrying their banners, represents the new face of their party. They are filled with rage, spite and anger, all of which has been ginned-up on college campuses and in classrooms.

There are more of them coming. This will not get better.

In our personal lives, we all understand the difference between someone in a fit of pique saying “I hate you” versus someone launching an organized social media campaign to destroy you. What the Democratic Party is now fully embracing is the actions of the latter.

The emergence of Tlaib and Ocasio-Cortez is not awakened sleeper cells; these politicians are deliberate, and they were produced right under our noses. They were the moon hiding behind the coin.

Clear your field of vision. Take a good look. Here they come.

these loving metaphors, drat. and odd injections of numbers and cliche phrases that scream this is how smart people write, i am a smart person writing a smart essay "america is a great mess of toys strewn across the floor. hold a quarter betwixt thine eye and the moon and it resembles the obfuscatory shadowplay inherent in the wicked trickery of these hateful demonrats of whom 63.27% have completed their collegeiate studiation since 1990, the year in which college campuses became permanently corrupted by politics and that is a fact"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



graventy posted:

Not only is he explaining what the moon is, he's doing a poor job of it. What good does radius do for anyone? It's like the least useful measurement to describe the moon.

Uh, he’s mentioning the moon’s size/radius because he’s trying to make a point about how it’s really big and yet you can block it out with a coin, so as to illustrate that proximity influences our perspective on things.

Am I taking crazy pills or is everyone else

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Data Graham posted:

Uh, he’s mentioning the moon’s size/radius because he’s trying to make a point about how it’s really big and yet you can block it out with a coin, so as to illustrate that proximity influences our perspective on things.

Am I taking crazy pills or is everyone else

that is the point he's making, sure

it's a weird rhetorical tool to begin with, and also it's not clear why you would use the radius to describe the size of the moon. diameter is a more complete measure, a produces a bigger number which underscores the effect of your point about moons and coins. but radius is the first measure listed on wiki and charlie kirk is a dumb lazy hack

the safer thing to say would be a smokescreen, something foggy, you could tie that back to calling them potheads if you wanted to get weird about it. but instead the democrat hatred for american values hangs looming like the moon in the night sky? what?

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Data Graham posted:

Uh, he’s mentioning the moon’s size/radius because he’s trying to make a point about how it’s really big and yet you can block it out with a coin, so as to illustrate that proximity influences our perspective on things.

Am I taking crazy pills or is everyone else

Does he need to tell us the moon's radius to make that point, though? Why not also include the radius of the quarter?

And if he's going to tell us how big the moon is, why not say something more relatable like "the moon is 2158 miles across"?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


This is like the least dumb thing Charlie Kirk has ever done and you guys are obviously thinking more about what he wrote than literally anyone else in the world, Charlie Kirk included.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

CommonShore posted:

This is like the least dumb thing Charlie Kirk has ever done and you guys are obviously thinking more about what he wrote than literally anyone else in the world, Charlie Kirk included.

it's funny to point out that the guy trying to make his bread talking about how colleges are tainted indoctrination camps isn't some kind of independent rogue genius but a guy who writes like he just realized he needed to toss off a crappy op-ed that morning. like he has a personal reason to poo poo talk the concept of education

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Seems like he has some kind of unacknowledged childhood fetish too, what with his diaper wearing and now mentions of toyboxes being tipped over.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
I'm with him on the left-handed thing.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

of course that dudes not a vegan. hes got an egg for a head

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010


"thank god for brexit" really makes it.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



No way does an authentic brit say "are soldiers" (and no way does an authentic moron not say "step foot")

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The funny part is him saying what the moon is, okay

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Standard Measure posted:

That dancing video is the whitest thing i've ever seen

Known white person Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Gitro
May 29, 2013
Maybe you lefty elitists have a good view from atop your ivory towers, but I've barely heard of, let alone seen, this so-called moon so I'm glad the diaper man described it.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

luxury handset posted:

wow that op ed is really lovely. like just badly and confusingly written. this guy is a thought leader on the right? i can see why he hates college lmao


these loving metaphors, drat. and odd injections of numbers and cliche phrases that scream this is how smart people write, i am a smart person writing a smart essay "america is a great mess of toys strewn across the floor. hold a quarter betwixt thine eye and the moon and it resembles the obfuscatory shadowplay inherent in the wicked trickery of these hateful demonrats of whom 63.27% have completed their collegeiate studiation since 1990, the year in which college campuses became permanently corrupted by politics and that is a fact"

"People who go to college think they're better than us, but we're above that."

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Standard Measure posted:

That dancing video is the whitest thing i've ever seen

Turn on your monitor

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Oh he's pulling a hilarious prank

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Eric Trump tweeted that Ellen DeGeneres is part of the Deep State because she was a recommended account to follow on Twitter.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Besesoth posted:

"People who go to college think they're better than us, but we're above that."

He went to college! That was where he pulled his diaper hijinks.

I mean, clearly he didn’t learn anything, but.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Don Jr. did the same thing last year

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

Henchman of Santa posted:

Don Jr. did the same thing last year

Eric always was the slowest of the Trump boys.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

This plays perfectly to the base. The rest of the world laughs at it but the Q crowd will devour this as proof they're correct.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/egavactip/status/1082341141482299392

See to me this is just like shipping culture where someone decides they're gonna be the "so-and-so/so-and-so" guy and then builds a whole online identity around it

The serial killer fandom is basically what you get when you let shippers just do whatever the gently caress with no shame or self-awareness. It's a short step from "shipping real, actual people is OK" and "fantasizing about fictional horrible people is OK" to "Fantasizing about real, actual serial killers is OK."

Not that it wasn't a thing pre-tumblr, but, like many terrible things, the internet let people get together and enable each other into absolutely insane trainwrecks.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



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Some poet ✍🤓💅 named 👄SappHOE👄 prayed 👏👏 to Aphrodite 🙇‍♀️ (⭐magic⭐ sky thot 💃🌤) to make everyone 🏘🙋‍♀️ on the island 🏖 a girl 👧, causing 🤯 all 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ the boys 🕺 to grow 🍋MASSIVE BADONKAS🍋 and making their 🌭 peepees 🌭 disappear 🧙‍♂️👉🐰 giving everyone 👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👭 a serious 😫 craving 😜🥂 for pussy 🐯🥧 boobies 🍈🍈 and rear end 🍑🤤

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


I'm discussed as well.

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

Screaming Idiot posted:

It's like spending Humanity or Insight in Dark Souls/Bloodborne. Once a woman spends all her Femininity points she can't summon a man to open her jars or beat the Gaping Dragon.

:golfclap:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


The Saddest Rhino posted:

Search 💻🔍🛰 it up ☝️🤣 you thirsty 😛👅🥤 sinners 😈👌 it's this cute 😍💕 little 🍆🔬 island 🗻 called Lesbos 👩🤝👩 in 🇬🇷Greece🇬🇷 (you know 😏 that place 🏡🌎 with all those 😚 muscular 💪🧔🍑 gods 🙏😔 who never 🙅‍♂️ wore pants👖🤩)

Some poet ✍🤓💅 named 👄SappHOE👄 prayed 👏👏 to Aphrodite 🙇‍♀️ (⭐magic⭐ sky thot 💃🌤) to make everyone 🏘🙋‍♀️ on the island 🏖 a girl 👧, causing 🤯 all 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ the boys 🕺 to grow 🍋MASSIVE BADONKAS🍋 and making their 🌭 peepees 🌭 disappear 🧙‍♂️👉🐰 giving everyone 👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👭 a serious 😫 craving 😜🥂 for pussy 🐯🥧 boobies 🍈🍈 and rear end 🍑🤤

Bet 😌 Rick Riordan 👴📚 never 😑🔞 taught 👨‍🏫📋 you that 🖕☺🖕 you disgusting 🤢🤮🍄 virgins 😎💯

I'm morbidly curious where you find these things

Scathach has a new favorite as of 03:04 on Jan 8, 2019

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Jun 10, 2006

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Scathach posted:

I'm morbidly curious where you find these things

theres a subforum on reddit where people make them

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