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Boysenberry porn is what all the  are into.
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Admiral Ray posted:It came from r/sex Nsfw https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c2e9a573fc3d
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Jan 8, 2019 07:26
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Never graduated college, but somehow was accepted to and completed three graduate degrees. More concerns in the text. Say nothing, do your job, and if it becomes a problem and you have to go back to school, you get to sell the rights to your story to Hollywood for many monies.
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Jan 8, 2019 07:27
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The higher degrees are presumably the ones that matter, especially if he has three of them. He may have been admitted to his graduate programs inadvertently, but he presumably did complete all the requirements for those advanced degrees, so there's no reason those should be revoked. And realistically, being just one course short of an undergraduate degree means you've completed nearly everything anyway. I have no idea what his super-background-check job is going to say to him, but if there's space for reasonable judgment to be made, I think anyone would agree that the fact that you completed a Ph.D overrides your not quite finishing a BA back in the day.
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Jan 8, 2019 07:36
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He should definitely consult a lawyer before exploring the issue with colleges on his own.
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Jan 8, 2019 07:47
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What kind of lawyer would it be? Contract law? Fraud?
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Jan 8, 2019 07:52
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kimbo305 posted:What kind of lawyer would it be? Contract law? Fraud? Someone who knows the depths of hell that is admin law/public law would be a good start, imo.
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Jan 8, 2019 07:56
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Hell, I know somebody with a similar situation but with high school instead of undergrad. It seems like people only ever check the highest degree or certification.
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Jan 8, 2019 07:56
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:...had that sexpot mechanic from Tailspin not seduced a generation down the habitrail of death?
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Jan 8, 2019 07:59
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NomChompsky posted:Did you ever listen to the F Plus episode about the people who gently caress their cars, and the one guy burnt his dickhole shut and was frantically asking the internet if he could just poke himself a new dickhole or if he had to go to the hospital? haljordan posted:You only get one dickhole in life so you better not gently caress it up When they circumcised me I guess they did a bad job or something because I had two peeholes, or there was a piece of skin over the hole so it was two streams- one aimable, one of chaos. I got caught pissing sitting down and had to explain why it was just simpler that way. Anyone, got tricked into the doctors' and they have me lay on the weird paper table in a gown and they numb the area and the nurse is doing some poo poo with clamps, she'd been really cool about the whole deal. Dude who I hadn't really met comes in and he's all "hey I'm dr. so and so, blah blah blah how are you doing?" and the nurse quips back "how do you think he's doing, he has clamps on his penis and is about to have surgery." Sorry to backpost from a page 2 years ago but it seems it's the only time "hosed up dickhole surgery doctor sassed by nurse" anecdote will be remotely relevant to anything.
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Jan 8, 2019 07:59
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Never graduated college, but somehow was accepted to and completed three graduate degrees. More concerns in the text. Sounds like you did graduate from college, 3 times.
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Jan 8, 2019 08:05
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The question I'd be concerned about is whether he intentionally or inadvertently lied on his admission applications for his post-degree programs and whether that renders the issued degree revocable for academic misconduct/dishonesty.
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Jan 8, 2019 08:09
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amazing. incredible. 10/10.
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Jan 8, 2019 08:11
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My father in law has been a doctor for 40 years despite being a history class short in undergrad. He was fully honest when applying for schools and jobs. Nobody cared. It's not like these rules are magic, immutable laws.
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Jan 8, 2019 08:14
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Admiral Ray posted:It came from r/sex Haha, is this a fetish based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?  This thread always delivers.
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Jan 8, 2019 08:18
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I'm not very familiar with female anatomy. Is there some reason the egg sister just couldn't keep the eggs stored in her butt?
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Jan 8, 2019 08:20
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Drunk Nerds posted:My father in law has been a doctor for 40 years despite being a history class short in undergrad. He was fully honest when applying for schools and jobs. Nobody cared. It's not like these rules are magic, immutable laws. Yeah, nobody cares if he was honest with the school and they accepted him, the unanswered question is, was he? In my experience in applying to post degree programs, they all ask you to input your undergrad degree, school, etc, then ask you to certify that everything you input was correct, then they give you very stern warnings about lying. Edit: It seems to me that he is worried because he has been deliberately misrepresenting his undergrad degree as complete where schools required an undergrad degree and hoping they didn't notice. Could be wrong though. CountingCrows fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Jan 8, 2019 |
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Jan 8, 2019 08:21
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cumshitter posted:I'm not very familiar with female anatomy. Is there some reason the egg sister just couldn't keep the eggs stored in her butt? That's unhealthy. Being eggbound would keep her from excreting waste from her cloaca.
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Jan 8, 2019 08:27
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CountingCrows posted:Yeah, nobody cares if he was honest with the school and they accepted him, the unanswered question is, was he? In my experience in applying to post degree programs, they all ask you to input your undergrad degree, school, etc, then ask you to certify that everything you input was correct, then they give you very stern warnings about lying. Depends on if its a core class he's missing, I imagine. Otherwise it's more trouble than its worth to kick him out just for lying, I'd imagine. I'll ask if he ever lied by omission Come up a bit short on tuition, however
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Jan 8, 2019 08:31
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Pirate Radar posted:Hell, I know somebody with a similar situation but with high school instead of undergrad. It seems like people only ever check the highest degree or certification. OP should definitely just shut up and count his blessings, though.
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Jan 8, 2019 08:42
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Xik posted:Haha, is this a fetish based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? yeah it turns out there's a whole  subreddit dedicated to it, r/Blueberry
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Jan 8, 2019 08:51
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My cousin (26m) and his wife (27f), both have autism and are pregnant. How can I help? Hello, Over the last couple days I have found out that my cousin who is 26 with autism got his 27 year old wife pregnant. They are capable of socializing and aren’t that severe of cases, but they have both been diagnosed and are severe enough cases where I (and my family) are worried for their future child. They don’t really seem to understand basic self care, let alone how to care for another human. My grandma has done a lot for them in showing them how to be productive members in society. But sometimes, things just don’t seem to click with them. For example, she has made comments previously about how when she has kids she will spoil them and give them soda in their bottles. (I could list more examples but you get the gist) They have been trying to get pregnant for awhile now, I guess. They go through jobs quite quickly, have no health insurance, and have a one bedroom apartment with three cats, which they don’t keep clean. (They’re kind of just gross in general) They’re very loving people, but to the extent that they put themselves in harms way occasionally. For example, last year they picked up two hitchhikers and let them live with them until one of my family members intervened. My uncle is really excited and so is my grandmother, but I’m sure it’s going to end up being them that take care of the child. I know this isn’t my responsibility, but I do worry. I feel like the child will end up being taken away by the state because I don’t think they are mentally capable enough to take care of a child. This is coming from someone who very much advocates for disability rights and I’m currently in school for disability studies. I want to approach the situation lightly, I want to believe they can do it and support them, but I don’t want it to become my responsibility either. I was thinking about buying them some parenting books, but I’m not sure they’ll even read them. She just messaged me asking if I was excited for them and I haven’t responded yet because I honestly don’t know what to say. I plan on suggesting a parenting class and saying how much I learned from my early childhood intervention/psychology courses. (I’m also a nanny and have taken some Red Cross classes for advanced childcare) They live two hours from me, in the middle of nowhere. I tried to find parenting classes in the area to possibly pay for for them to go to, but didn’t find anything. I’m considering even just giving them the Red Cross Advanced Childcare training and a book as a “congratulations” gift. I’m just not sure what to do. I don’t want to diminish their happiness or show that I’m not supportive, but I really don’t think them having this baby is a good idea. Does anyone have any advice? Tl;dr - my cousin and his wife who both have autism just found out they’re pregnant and have been trying for awhile. Is there anything I should do or say to help them prepare, without overstepping my boundaries I have with my family?
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Jan 8, 2019 09:25
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Smirking_Serpent posted:disability studies Previous threads have show this to be an excellent search term as most of the people studying it and posting in relationships are terribly condescending to anyone with a disability because they “know better”
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Jan 8, 2019 09:31
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QuarkJets posted:Compared to a baby wipe (e.g. the thing we were talking about you loving doofus) yes several wipes with TP does approximately the same amount of "cleaning". If you disagree then it's because you don't know how to wipe properly and that's sad for you No it isn't you disgusting poopy butthole person but this is a nice try at spin Blueberry Lady posted:Last time we did anything sexual, I had to chug two litres of coke and eat a whole packet of mentos along with a litre of water. This poor woman holy poo poo, how did her gut not just explode StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 09:40 on Jan 8, 2019 |
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Jan 8, 2019 09:33
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My cousin (26m) and his wife (27f), both have autism and are pregnant. How can I help? RIP that kid
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Jan 8, 2019 09:38
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:sexpot mechanic from tailspin Pardon sir, but I think you're conflating Becky from Talespin  with Gadget Hackwrench from Rescue Rangers:  Bored posted:
I went to my wife and showed her the poop knife on Amazon and said, "This is technically a gag gift, but would you like one of these?" and she said yes before I could finish talking.
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Jan 8, 2019 09:46
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Never graduated college, but somehow was accepted to and completed three graduate degrees. More concerns in the text. "Someone messed up some paperwork and gave me a degree for which I was short 1 class, this has been tested a million times since then by not just multiple graduate programs and employers but also the US Government confirming that I definitely have that degree on paper, and then I tried to gently caress that up by badgering a bunch of administrators at my school into revoking it but they refused to do so. Someone help, how do I ruin this good thing???" The dean saying "this is unprecedented" is probably thinking "how do I get this 60 year-old moron off the phone what the hell is his problem"
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Jan 8, 2019 09:52
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cumshitter posted:I'm not very familiar with female anatomy. Is there some reason the egg sister just couldn't keep the eggs stored in her butt? the human butt is ~98 degrees farenheit whereas a freezer is kept at freezing temperatures, so the eggs will remain edible for longer if kept frozen
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Jan 8, 2019 09:55
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Beachcomber posted:trap sprung  leave it to the rodent fetisher to fall for such easy bait
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Pirate Radar posted:Hell, I know somebody with a similar situation but with high school instead of undergrad. It seems like people only ever check the highest degree or certification. I have a hideous recurring dream that I'm one of these cases except that when it's discovered it invalidates everything I've done since then and I have to go back to 10th grade as a 39-year-old to take Algebra I or whatever, and I can't test out of it.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:No it isn't you disgusting poopy butthole person but this is a nice try at spin At this point you're just being petulant. Your butt has some microscopic amounts of poop on it even if you use baby wipes, and even if you use a bidet. And if you know how to wipe properly then yes your butt will have microscopic amounts of poop on it then, too.
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Jan 8, 2019 10:04
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i just dream of dogs.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:
I was going to make a joke wondering about how someone considers the mechanic from Talespin a sexpot, but different strokes. JFairfax posted:RIP that kid Filthy careless people who live in the middle of nowhere would be bad enough without autism in the equation. That kid is going to end up absolutely feral.
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Jan 8, 2019 10:28
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QuarkJets posted:"Someone messed up some paperwork and gave me a degree for which I was short 1 class, this has been tested a million times since then by not just multiple graduate programs and employers but also the US Government confirming that I definitely have that degree on paper, and then I tried to gently caress that up by badgering a bunch of administrators at my school into revoking it but they refused to do so. Someone help, how do I ruin this good thing???" "I demand you make my life harder!"
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Jan 8, 2019 10:29
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Flannelette posted:"I demand you make my life harder!" Sir, might I recommend extreme tanning?
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One time I had to open a foreign bank account, and one of the banks messed up the currency conversion and gave me ten thousand dollars more than I transferred. It took a good twenty minutes to convince the bank teller that that money wasn't mine. To this day I'm convinced that nobody would have noticed if I hadn't spoken up, and that there's a chance I might have avoided student loans entirely if I had been a bit less
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I honestly have no idea how one's bf starts explaining his blueberry fetish and you don't just...start laughing. I just don't understand. Maybe I've never been that desperate. I just don't get it. It's too loving insane. Dunno why she had to do the pepsi and mentos. I'm pretty sure some face paint, a hair dryer and a blue onsie with a hole cut out would probably do it for him. Also how in the gently caress does this guy select the women he dates? Rotund women? Little low on oxygen?
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:One time I had to open a foreign bank account, and one of the banks messed up the currency conversion and gave me ten thousand dollars more than I transferred. It took a good twenty minutes to convince the bank teller that that money wasn't mine. To this day I'm convinced that nobody would have noticed if I hadn't spoken up, and that there's a chance I might have avoided student loans entirely if I had been a bit less For normal people, when there is money in involved they always take it back somehow.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:One time I had to open a foreign bank account, and one of the banks messed up the currency conversion and gave me ten thousand dollars more than I transferred. It took a good twenty minutes to convince the bank teller that that money wasn't mine. To this day I'm convinced that nobody would have noticed if I hadn't spoken up, and that there's a chance I might have avoided student loans entirely if I had been a bit less Biomute posted:For normal people, when there is money in involved they always take it back somehow. They absolutely would have turbofucked you and said it was your fault if you hadn't hammered it into them to fix it before they noticed. And banks always notice.
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Cat Army