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Dr Christmas posted:It's like some movie or video game, can't think of any examples but I'm sure they exist, where the protagonist mows down dozens of henchmen but suddenly decides that killing the main bad guy would make them just as bad. My favorite examples of that are always when the Big Bad is some sort of rich guy or politician and their private security team gets slaughtered by the protagonist. Like, those dudes aren't even spies or hitmen or ninjas, they're just guys with cheap suits and one bedroom condos and W-2s. They have boring day jobs where they stand on some dude's lawn with a shotgun for eight hours - sometimes they chat a little with the other guards, but otherwise it's just staring at the same hedges day in and day out. Then a steroid enthusiast slips behind you and cracks your neck like a twist off beer cap - just another in the trail of dead leading into the compound. The actually monstrous human, though? The one that's been dumping toxic waste in the children's park or selling nukes to terrorists or whatever? Put your hands up bucco, because here in America there are laws and you will face justice.
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Just another reason the Hitman series is my favorite, because I can make it my goal to not kill any henchmen - only the main bad guy dies, and in the most humiliating and painful fashion I can conceive of.
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Jan 8, 2019 19:28
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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:tbf russiagate liberals are reaching qanon levels but without the fun satanism/multidimensional stuff Yes the numerous indictments and guilty pleas of the countless Trump associates investigated is exactly the same as a conspiracy that says that Robert Mueller is working with the time traveling incarnation of Jesus Christ to stop Hillary Clinton's pedophile demon army. What the christ this is the most absurd both sideism yet.
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Jan 8, 2019 19:32
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If anything I'm seeing less resistance grifting but that may be because Avenetti's been disgraced and everyone on my TL has gotten sick of dunking on the Krassensteins.
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Jan 8, 2019 19:40
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exploded mummy posted:lol The entire 80s animated series was a bowdlerization of the original comic, in which the enemy ninjas were human, all the turtles wore red masks and probably nobody ate pizza. 
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pseudanonymous posted:Yes the numerous indictments and guilty pleas of the countless Trump associates investigated is exactly the same as a conspiracy that says that Robert Mueller is working with the time traveling incarnation of Jesus Christ to stop Hillary Clinton's pedophile demon army. i dont expect most people to be aware of True Facts Stated and crew or the airport spy novel reading freaks that think literally anything negative in the press is puppet stringed by Putin, but chill out dude i was mostly being hyperbolic but god bless whatever babyman taught liberals the concept of "both sideism" cause otherwise they would look like real idiots anytime criticism of the establishment dems was even slightly brought up
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Just another reason the Hitman series is my favorite, because I can make it my goal to not kill any henchmen - only the main bad guy dies, and in the most humiliating and painful fashion I can conceive of. Alpha Protocol's Orphan Counter was the greatest thing ever to happen to gaming.
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fishmech posted:Did you grow up in Europe? I know they did poo poo like remove ninja imagery from the ninja turtles and make sure henchmen in other shows bled green over there. Nah, even Robot Chicken made fun of this. They had a sketch with COBRA showing off their memorial wall, and the only name on it is someone who got injured in a root canal surgery Herman Merman posted:The entire 80s animated series was a bowdlerization of the original comic, in which the enemy ninjas were human, all the turtles wore red masks and probably nobody ate pizza. And that was just a bowdlerization of Frank Millers run on Daredevil. Heck, they weren't even subtle about it. "Oh, they aren't fighting the Hand, its, uh, the Foot! They aren't trained by Stick, they're trained by Little Stick. Uh, Splinter. Yeah, thats it."
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DoombatINC posted:My favorite examples of that are always when the Big Bad is some sort of rich guy or politician and their private security team gets slaughtered by the protagonist. Like, those dudes aren't even spies or hitmen or ninjas, they're just guys with cheap suits and one bedroom condos and W-2s. They have boring day jobs where they stand on some dude's lawn with a shotgun for eight hours - sometimes they chat a little with the other guards, but otherwise it's just staring at the same hedges day in and day out.
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Jan 8, 2019 22:42
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Skellybones posted:Yeah, Operation Paperclip. Gotta get those rocket scientists
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Jan 8, 2019 22:54
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This isn't even what a false flag is. I'm starting to think these guys are dumb, sorry to offend.
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quote:You know....this whole thing is just so sad, really. I'm tough, I'm not a crier. I stay neutral. In case you were wondering, "the kids" she's talking about are the ghosts of murdered children.
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Jan 8, 2019 23:57
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where can i get live updates from the sixth sense lady?
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Jan 9, 2019 00:17
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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:where can i get live updates from the sixth sense lady? It's from a public facebook profile, so I don't know what the rules are about giving a link. Seven Hundred Bee posted:what's a good qanon flat earth page? Any flat earth page is likely to be 50%+ QAnon people. Flat earth people are pretty likely to be into QAnon, but the reverse isn't true.
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New Yorp New Yorp posted:It's from a public facebook profile, so I don't know what the rules are about giving a link. okay then just dont hold back with sharing the treasure here
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Jan 9, 2019 01:20
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So Trump's big wet fart happened. Is the storm here now?
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TulliusCicero posted:So Trump's big wet fart happened. Is the storm here now? Been and gone. All done.
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Jan 9, 2019 06:48
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https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1082893941089939462?s=21quote:Prosecutors say Buckey Wolfe, 26, killed his brother in Seattle on Sunday night by stabbing him in the head with a four-foot long sword. quote:Wolfe referenced “swords” multiple times in his QAnon posts, saying that they would be used to defeat the “Illuminati.”
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McGlockenshire posted:https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1082893941089939462?s=21 Obvious deep state plant designed to discredit QAnon. Like any real Quster would use a sword when we have the 2nd Amendment ha
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Gridlocked posted:Obvious deep state plant designed to discredit QAnon. Like any real Quster would use a sword when we have the 2nd Amendment ha The lizards are bulletproof. WHy do you think the heroes in all those japanese battle training documentaries he watched always use katanas?
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In a country of guns, the man with the sword is king
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DoombatINC posted:My favorite examples of that are always when the Big Bad is some sort of rich guy or politician and their private security team gets slaughtered by the protagonist. Like, those dudes aren't even spies or hitmen or ninjas, they're just guys with cheap suits and one bedroom condos and W-2s. They have boring day jobs where they stand on some dude's lawn with a shotgun for eight hours - sometimes they chat a little with the other guards, but otherwise it's just staring at the same hedges day in and day out. Arrow season 1 had a lot of this.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Just another reason the Hitman series is my favorite, because I can make it my goal to not kill any henchmen - only the main bad guy dies, and in the most humiliating and painful fashion I can conceive of. What do you think happens to those henchmen after their boss, the guy they were supposed to keep alive, is found stuffed face first into a toilet? A neck-snap is a mercy comparatively.
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bunnyofdoom posted:What about this purestrain cray cray
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Cactus posted:Arrow season 1 had a lot of this. And to be fair a lot of people rightly pointing out he was a murderous fucker.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:You missed the Mars Base Pizzagate spinoff. I think it was one of the moons actually, and teleportation. Like Doom, but her emails. DoombatINC posted:My favorite examples of that are always when the Big Bad is some sort of rich guy or politician and their private security team gets slaughtered by the protagonist. Like, those dudes aren't even spies or hitmen or ninjas, they're just guys with cheap suits and one bedroom condos and W-2s. They have boring day jobs where they stand on some dude's lawn with a shotgun for eight hours - sometimes they chat a little with the other guards, but otherwise it's just staring at the same hedges day in and day out.
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quote:So I just had a very interesting experience as my meditation ended. She sees dead children who ask her for help and hears disembodied voices that tell her she has a higher purpose. I'm no mental health expert, but that sounds like any number of serious psychiatric disorders. Bonus satanic imagery hidden in plain sight: 
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Cactus posted:Arrow season 1 had a lot of this. Did he? I thought he just killed everyone back then, henchmen or executive, and some of them were just lucky enough to somehow survive.
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Relevant Tangent posted:What do you think happens to those henchmen after their boss, the guy they were supposed to keep alive, is found stuffed face first into a toilet? A neck-snap is a mercy comparatively. Hey, I resent that, particularly because I would NEVER leave a body in the toilet. I'd hide it in a closet before I go. Or feed it to a hippo. Or toss it off a cliff. But yeah all those dudes probably get executed by the shadow government that employed the big bad guy. Not my problem, I've got a magical homing briefcase that is hungry for more skulls.
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https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1083086725071679488 Look, there's a lot I could say here but I'll just point out Liberty University made a movie about this guy in September
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1083086725071679488 your honor, I have been imprisoned in spirit for twenty six years, and as such I request that my sentence be amended to time served
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Jan 9, 2019 21:15
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Maybe if we can convince them that the wall exists in spirit we can end the shutdown.
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zoux posted:Maybe if we can convince them that the wall exists in spirit we can end the shutdown. I assume that will be Trump's goto if he gives in. He'll just say "Mexico just sent me money for the wall, it's already being constructed, we win again folks" and every conservative will believe it
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Fine with me. Dan Patrick today said that there's no need for a bathroom bill this session because they "won" the issue because "boys and girls aren't showering together in schools anymore" and you know what, fine, you can "win" as long as the issue is dead.
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Fulchrum posted:Did he? I thought he just killed everyone back then, henchmen or executive, and some of them were just lucky enough to somehow survive. Well, every season I saw was like that but in season 1 I remember noticing he spent a lot of time agonising over whether he should kill or not when it came to the confrontation with a leader, but he shot through the guards without a second thought. Its been a few years since I watched arrow though maybe I'm wrong? I just remember having the thought at the time and this discussion reminded me specifically of that.
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