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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

You missed a few koroks probably

Is that where Mitch McConnell's hiding? At the center of a circle of rocks with one stone out of place just a few feet away?

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Family Values
Jun 26, 2007


Mantis42 posted:

I mean, I do.

I hope you don't actually? What I want is for immigration law to be reformed and streamlined so that no one needs to risk their life crossing a desert. It should be so simple to apply for a guest worker visa, to convert that to a permanent residency visa, and eventually get full citizenship that illegal immigration drops to zero. Basically, reconcile the law with the ground truth.

Surely that's what you want right?

C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/arlenparsa/status/1082841326255775744?s=19

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Family Values posted:

I hope you don't actually? What I want is for immigration law to be reformed and streamlined so that no one needs to risk their life crossing a desert. It should be so simple to apply for a guest worker visa, to convert that to a permanent residency visa, and eventually get full citizenship that illegal immigration drops to zero. Basically, reconcile the law with the ground truth.

Surely that's what you want right?

Naw, the continued existence of nation states are an impediment to the eventual victory of communism. Labor should be allowed to flow as freely as capital. The only loyalty you should have is to your fellow proles.

e: Besides, the American Reactionary is the most dangerous beast on Earth and destroying his power with a new demographic base is a net gain for the world even if it was somehow bad for us.

Tormented
Jan 22, 2004

"And the goat shall bear upon itself all their iniquities unto a solitary place..."

@1:16 is just a insane burn and topical.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Family Values posted:

I hope you don't actually? What I want is for immigration law to be reformed and streamlined so that no one needs to risk their life crossing a desert. It should be so simple to apply for a guest worker visa, to convert that to a permanent residency visa, and eventually get full citizenship that illegal immigration drops to zero. Basically, reconcile the law with the ground truth.

Surely that's what you want right?

borders are fake lines defended by fascism, friendo

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
that wasn't an irony post to be clear. There's literally no reason to be anything but open-borders/one world except for xenophobia.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
basically why do the people coming here need visas at all, what purpose does that give other than a way for the government to separate them from 'real' citizens and abuse them

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

sexpig by night posted:

After watching Chuck and Nancy's response that boiled down to 'we agree we need lots of racist border control but walls are icky so gently caress off' it genuinely is nice to see AOC going on a major network to say 'but why are we even funding ICE at all though'.

Thats....not at all what was said. We do need our ports of entry overhauled and the money earmarked for that includes seaports, airports, and regular land routes. Our infrastructure at our ports of entry is from the Reagan Era and Customs needs to be properly funded.

Before you hit post, note I said Customs and not Border Patrol and ICE. ICE and Border Patrol used to be different departments and should be burned to the ground.

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

sexpig by night posted:

that wasn't an irony post to be clear. There's literally no reason to be anything but open-borders/one world except for xenophobia.

I got a good reason: Invasive species. Remember the Snakehead fish 15 years ago? Well, they are still a giant loving problem and killing everything in the local waterways.

I agree freedom of travel is a thing that needs to happen, but there needs to be ports of entry to make sure people are not bringing ecological disaster with them.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

friendbot2000 posted:

Thats....not at all what was said. We do need our ports of entry overhauled and the money earmarked for that includes seaports, airports, and regular land routes. Our infrastructure at our ports of entry is from the Reagan Era and Customs needs to be properly funded.

Before you hit post, note I said Customs and not Border Patrol and ICE. ICE and Border Patrol used to be different departments and should be burned to the ground.

The whole 'we agree we need tight and strong border security' itself is ceding the argument to the nationalists. We don't, actually. Immigrants are as threatening to us as lightning strikes, sure you literally can't say there's absolutely zero cases of someone being hurt by one, but also for 99.9% of America they'll likely never be harmed by it.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

sexpig by night posted:

that wasn't an irony post to be clear. There's literally no reason to be anything but open-borders/one world except for xenophobia.

What is the word for Randian Libertarianism but the opposite side of the spectrum

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Levitate posted:

Why do we even give a gently caress about what Maggie Haberman has to say?
No idea.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Seph posted:

Has there ever been a freshman lawmaker as young and as visible as AOC? I can't think of any. In fact I can't think of any freshman representative that I've paid attention to besides her. So I wouldn't take the (fair, IMO) criticism that she's unpolished as sexist. She just happens to be new and in the spotlight.

I guess maybe there could be people who don't understand that she's popular because of what she says and not how she says it, and think that she must have just ensnared everyone with her spellbinding charisma, who are now surprised to see an unpolished newcomer making an impassioned case for good ideas, and since they couldn't recognize a sound moral principle if it bit them on the rear end they're now wondering what the fuss is about. It's not too far-fetched, these same people tend to think Bernie is a cult leader with hypnotic powers because they can't comprehend politics as principles instead of a cult of personality.

But on the other hand, every time she does literally anything there's 100+ posts complaining bout her for pages and pages, so there's obviously more going on here then people suddenly surprised she's not Campaign Obama in front of the camera.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

friendbot2000 posted:

Thats....not at all what was said. We do need our ports of entry overhauled and the money earmarked for that includes seaports, airports, and regular land routes. Our infrastructure at our ports of entry is from the Reagan Era and Customs needs to be properly funded.

Before you hit post, note I said Customs and not Border Patrol and ICE. ICE and Border Patrol used to be different departments and should be burned to the ground.

yeah, I've come around to the view of:

- Residency should probably be cheap and easy
- Exit controls of people should be minimal and basically consist of "are you an international terrorist / James Bond plutocrat / organized crime figure but I repeat myself, Y/N"
- Entry controls of people should be basically the same as exit controls of people, just in case Justin Bieber has bribed the Canadian Director of Homeland Security to ignore his vast sex trafficking empire
- There are lots of really excellent reasons to have exit and entry controls of products and capital and so until the Global Socialist Revolution is fully victorious, those are really important things to have and staff

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

friendbot2000 posted:

I got a good reason: Invasive species. Remember the Snakehead fish 15 years ago? Well, they are still a giant loving problem and killing everything in the local waterways.

I agree freedom of travel is a thing that needs to happen, but there needs to be ports of entry to make sure people are not bringing ecological disaster with them.

do you think border patrol is getting a lot of fish

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

CuddleCryptid posted:

What is the word for Randian Libertarianism but the opposite side of the spectrum

anarcho-syndicalism?

Note Block
May 14, 2007

nothing could fit so perfectly inside




Fun Shoe

sexpig by night posted:

do you think border patrol is getting a lot of fish

They literally clarified this in the post directly above it. Come on, now.

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

sexpig by night posted:

The whole 'we agree we need tight and strong border security' itself is ceding the argument to the nationalists. We don't, actually. Immigrants are as threatening to us as lightning strikes, sure you literally can't say there's absolutely zero cases of someone being hurt by one, but also for 99.9% of America they'll likely never be harmed by it.

Customs is for a lot of things beyond processing immigrants. It is for inspecting cargo, preventing smuggling, protecting against invasive species being brought in(snakeheads and water hyacinths are good examples)

Again, you are confusing ICE and Border Patrol with Customs.

Note Block posted:

They literally clarified this in the post directly above it. Come on, now.

Edit: yeah, he isnt listening...

Retro42
Jun 27, 2011


sexpig by night posted:

do you think border patrol is getting a lot of fish

You are being deliberately stupid about this right?

Family Values
Jun 26, 2007


sexpig by night posted:

basically why do the people coming here need visas at all, what purpose does that give other than a way for the government to separate them from 'real' citizens and abuse them

Employers dodge payroll taxes by hiring undocumented workers. Legal, simple to obtain visas would prevent that. (And no, I don't think predicating immigration reform on a world communist revolution is pragmatic.)

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

Family Values posted:

Employers dodge payroll taxes by hiring undocumented workers. Legal, simple to obtain visas would prevent that. (And no, I don't think predicating immigration reform on a world communist revolution is pragmatic.)
Look at this trot splitter

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

sexpig by night posted:

do you think border patrol is getting a lot of fish

Do you NOT think they are getting a lot of fish?

Customs extends past a fence in the desert my dude

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

friendbot2000 posted:

Customs is for a lot of things beyond processing immigrants. It is for inspecting cargo, preventing smuggling, protecting against invasive species being brought in(snakeheads and water hyacinths are good examples)

Again, you are confusing ICE and Border Patrol with Customs.


Edit: yeah, he isnt listening...

isn't customs now the responsibility of ICE/CBP (and as such their largest not-necessarily-awful subset)?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Family Values posted:

Employers dodge payroll taxes by hiring undocumented workers. Legal, simple to obtain visas would prevent that. (And no, I don't think predicating immigration reform on a world communist revolution is pragmatic.)

I mean, this literally would never happen unless there was a major political revolution in America anyway so why can't I answer that with 'there also needs to be massive labor reforms that allow protection of all workers regardless of citizenship'

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

CuddleCryptid posted:

Do you NOT think they are getting a lot of fish?

Customs extends past a fence in the desert my dude

They also get a lot of mushrooms, mammals, water based plantlife, and insects!!!! Oh and don't forget your looted antiquities!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

GreyjoyBastard posted:

isn't customs now the responsibility of ICE/CBP (and as such their largest not-necessarily-awful subset)?

shhh don't tell, it's funnier when people get all 'woah now I'm not pro ICE or anything we all agree they're bad but the customs department is actually doing great'

I too hate IE

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Nancy and Chuck were good, Ocasio-Cortez was good, Sanders was good.

More than anything, I'm delighted to see so much pushback from all across the Democratic party. I hope they can keep the pressure on after the shutdown ends.

CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!

Maybe the govt shutdown is just Trump's way of distracting us from what he is doing to the global economy. :kiddo:

Family Values
Jun 26, 2007


sexpig by night posted:

I mean, this literally would never happen unless there was a major political revolution in America anyway so why can't I answer that with 'there also needs to be massive labor reforms that allow protection of all workers regardless of citizenship'

Really? I actually think meaningful immigration reform in the next few years is pretty likely...

e: like, it will probably be the top agenda item the next time Dems control both the White House and Congress... which is probably 2021, hopefully

Family Values fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Jan 9, 2019

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

She posts the video and audio in podcast form by like 6am tomorrow

:cheers:

Fun Times!
Dec 26, 2010
You could sneak fish through the slats

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

GreyjoyBastard posted:

isn't customs now the responsibility of ICE/CBP (and as such their largest not-necessarily-awful subset)?

Not really? There are some grey areas because of the merging of depts after 9/11 but ICE and Border Patrol are still separate branchs under a larger umbrella of United States Customs and Border Protection.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

Fun Times! posted:

You could sneak fish through the slats

That fish better be filled with drugs.

Tormented
Jan 22, 2004

"And the goat shall bear upon itself all their iniquities unto a solitary place..."

sexpig by night posted:

basically why do the people coming here need visas at all, what purpose does that give other than a way for the government to separate them from 'real' citizens and abuse them

Such a hot take.

This isn't true at all because of public services, taxation and system of laws are different between the american nations. Even then you need a visa for import and export controls.

We could work to create a EU like environment but that would be giving up a lot economic power for the US and even then there is a tons of pitfalls in creating a new political and economic union. Just take a look at the problems that the EU had forming and the on-going problems some of its members are facing being in the union (Greece with its government-debt).

Ether-way your acting as if US is the only country that uses visas when this is the standard for every single country.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Family Values posted:

Really? I actually think meaningful immigration reform in the next few years is pretty likely...

I doubt meaningful reform, I think we'll probably save the DREAMers which will be good but I think it'll be another thing like the 80's when we manage to drag people across the line to make life less hell for the people literally here right now but still wont' do anything for the dudes who come over, like, the next day.

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

sexpig by night posted:

shhh don't tell, it's funnier when people get all 'woah now I'm not pro ICE or anything we all agree they're bad but the customs department is actually doing great'

I too hate IE

Christ you are a moron who lacks all nuance

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

sexpig by night posted:

shhh don't tell, it's funnier when people get all 'woah now I'm not pro ICE or anything we all agree they're bad but the customs department is actually doing great'

I too hate IE

i've been bitching about Not All ICE Employees for quite some time too

this may or may not be related to me very nearly becoming a career customs nerd via the Phoenix Airport ICE Office

and i'm gonna be perfectly honest, being a Spreadsheet Guy and palming off most actual inspections on meatheads sounds exactly up my alley; i enjoy my current job but in another universe I'd be at LEAST as emphatic as friendbot about how Certain People are doing noble work in keeping *rolls dice* the Honduran Portabello Cordyceps Plague out of the country

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

friendbot2000 posted:

Not really? There are some grey areas because of the merging of depts after 9/11 but ICE and Border Patrol are still separate branchs under a larger umbrella of United States Customs and Border Protection.

Really? Okay, cool!

It's not really a thing I've bothered to look into since they didn't hire me and I started doing other things professionally

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

friendbot2000 posted:

Christ you are a moron who lacks all nuance

you know the US Customs Service doesn't exist any more right? We had APHIS which was literally entirely to protect us peacefully against invasive species but that got smashed into US Customs And Border Protection and functionally got absorbed by generic checkpoint douchers who's main job is tariff and narcotics/weapons poo poo.

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