parabolic posted:

they need to hatch carefully when they're ready but we're here to support them and cheer them on!!

parabolic posted:

parabolic posted:

me, watching the run

Majuju posted:

"okay we're coming up on it, let's close the donation incentive, gonna need that word now."

"ooookay, the winner of the donation incentive, 'what curse to yell at the fig tree', with $3120 dollars, is 'MYDUDE'"

<polite clapping>

parabolic posted:

they need to hatch carefully when they're ready but we're here to support them and cheer them on!!

parabolic posted:

SeXReX posted:

And on the 7th split god looked down at his time and was pleased for it was good

Kikas posted:

I DONATED FOR LUNK

loquacius posted:

Ahhhh, dammit, looks like Delilah got us with her scissors. We don't have to eat a death here, but the debuff this applies is one of the only things that can take down the Samson character, and he's no longer overpowered. Luckily there's a backup strat once we hit Jericho.

SeXReX posted:

Some day when you go to make and eggy in a basket but your eggs are way too big to fit in a slice of bread you'll understand

Queen Combat posted:

Crack all eggs

SeXReX posted:

Some day when you go to make and eggy in a basket but your eggs are way too big to fit in a slice of bread you'll understand

parabolic posted:

me, watching the run

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

So I know most of you wouldn't do this on a casual playthrough, but since this is a speedrun we're absolutely just going to choose to shove our daughters out the door instead of the visitors

Majuju posted:

"okay we're coming up on it, let's close the donation incentive, gonna need that word now."

"ooookay, the winner of the donation incentive, 'what curse to yell at the fig tree', with $3120 dollars, is 'MYDUDE'"

<polite clapping>

Kikas posted:

"in a regular playthrough you're stuck in this very slow animation for this whole long walk here, lugging this thing around, right? However, we can still spin and the physics get a bit wonky when we spin. There's also this dude he's on a cycle, but if he crosses my path just now... there we go, we offload the cross to Simon of Cyrene"
couch "YEAH GET HYPE FOR SIMONSKIP"

Kikas posted:

"in a regular playthrough you're stuck in this very slow animation for this whole long walk here, lugging this thing around, right? However, we can still spin and the physics get a bit wonky when we spin. There's also this dude he's on a cycle, but if he crosses my path just now... there we go, we offload the cross to Simon of Cyrene"
couch "YEAH GET HYPE FOR SIMONSKIP"

loquacius posted:

Ahhhh, dammit, looks like Delilah got us with her scissors. We don't have to eat a death here, but the debuff this applies is one of the only things that can take down the Samson character, and he's no longer overpowered. Luckily there's a backup strat once we hit Jericho.

parabolic posted:

Now, in a casual playthrough you might miss the rear end jawbone item, as its stats look like garbage at first glance, but it has a massive damage buff against Philistines that will be super useful during the Samson levels.

parabolic posted:

they need to hatch carefully when they're ready but we're here to support them and cheer them on!!

loving love Fiona Apple posted:

Hey thread I just got out of the shower what's going on.

loving love Fiona Apple posted:

Hey thread I just got out of the shower what's going on.

dotfivenine posted:

"Alright so typically we'd have to concieve a child the old fashioned way, but to keep thi sfw and to save frames, we're gonna clip into Mary and just trigger the pregnant flag"

Queen Combat posted:

"So, since this is a fangame, the code has even more holes than the Old Testament expansion pack of the original. If we pull off this corner clip on the dock, yeah, there it is, we can skip the whole sealed boats and new world Nazarite section, saving hours of time."

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

So I know most of you wouldn't do this on a casual playthrough, but since this is a speedrun we're absolutely just going to choose to shove our daughters out the door instead of the visitors

dotfivenine posted:

"Alright so typically we'd have to concieve a child the old fashioned way, but to keep thi sfw and to save frames, we're gonna clip into Mary and just trigger the pregnant flag"

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

So I know most of you wouldn't do this on a casual playthrough, but since this is a speedrun we're absolutely just going to choose to shove our daughters out the door instead of the visitors

Procrastine posted:

src https://imutonearts.tumblr.com/post/176930396491/todays-the-day

loquacius posted:

The Garden of Eden zone is just overloaded with exposition cutscenes and drawn-out tutorials, but we don't have time for that, so we're gonna just snatch one of these Knowledge fruits here. They're hard-coded so that our human characters can't touch them until we pass every single tutorial, but there's a loophole if we find one... specific... animal NPC... yep, there's our friend the snake. (CROWD: SNAAAAAAAAKE)

dotfivenine posted:

"Alright so typically we'd have to concieve a child the old fashioned way, but to keep thi sfw and to save frames, we're gonna clip into Mary and just trigger the pregnant flag"

loquacius posted:

The Garden of Eden zone is just overloaded with exposition cutscenes and drawn-out tutorials, but we don't have time for that, so we're gonna just snatch one of these Knowledge fruits here. They're hard-coded so that our human characters can't touch them until we pass every single tutorial, but there's a loophole if we find one... specific... animal NPC... yep, there's our friend the snake. (CROWD: SNAAAAAAAAKE)

dotfivenine posted:

"Alright so typically we'd have to concieve a child the old fashioned way, but to keep thi sfw and to save frames, we're gonna clip into Mary and just trigger the pregnant flag"

dotfivenine posted:

"Alright so typically we'd have to concieve a child the old fashioned way, but to keep thi sfw and to save frames, we're gonna clip into Mary and just trigger the pregnant flag"

Evil Badman posted:

"Eve's naked here because clothing affects your run cycles."