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COMFY 90 19.40%
CLASSY 31 6.68%
HORNY 157 33.84%
PEPSI 186 40.09%
Total: 464 votes
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AttackTheMoon
Jul 4, 2015


just assume im emptyquoteing all biblical runs

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Ravus
Jan 15, 2009

dotfivenine posted:

"Alright so typically we'd have to concieve a child the old fashioned way, but to keep thi sfw and to save frames, we're gonna clip into Mary and just trigger the pregnant flag"

Clip into Mary :pervert:

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

dotfivenine posted:

"Alright so typically we'd have to concieve a child the old fashioned way, but to keep thi sfw and to save frames, we're gonna clip into Mary and just trigger the pregnant flag"

Anti Alias
Oct 10, 2012

I will get my adorable paws on that Belmont dick and nothing you can do will stop me.

dotfivenine posted:

"Alright so typically we'd have to concieve a child the old fashioned way, but to keep thi sfw and to save frames, we're gonna clip into Mary and just trigger the pregnant flag"

Veris
Jul 5, 2007

Alright, here's a new way to stuff 6 billion years of creations into 6 days

dotfivenine
Jan 5, 2019

I have no idea what I'm doing. I regret nothing.

Queen Combat posted:

Crack all eggs

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

dotfivenine posted:

"Alright so typically we'd have to concieve a child the old fashioned way, but to keep thi sfw and to save frames, we're gonna clip into Mary and just trigger the pregnant flag"

The Lobster
Sep 3, 2011

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Veris posted:

Alright, here's a new way to stuff 6 billion years of creations into 6 days

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

loquacius posted:

The Garden of Eden zone is just overloaded with exposition cutscenes and drawn-out tutorials, but we don't have time for that, so we're gonna just snatch one of these Knowledge fruits here. They're hard-coded so that our human characters can't touch them until we pass every single tutorial, but there's a loophole if we find one... specific... animal NPC... yep, there's our friend the snake. (CROWD: SNAAAAAAAAKE)

*muffled SpikeVetega in the distance* SNAKE HOIPE

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

dotfivenine posted:

"Alright so typically we'd have to concieve a child the old fashioned way, but to keep thi sfw and to save frames, we're gonna clip into Mary and just trigger the pregnant flag"

AttackTheMoon
Jul 4, 2015


Kikas posted:

*muffled SpikeVetega in the distance* SNAKE HOIPE

The Lobster
Sep 3, 2011

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Kikas posted:

*muffled SpikeVetega in the distance* SNAKE HOIPE

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font

Kikas posted:

*muffled SpikeVetega in the distance* SNAKE HOIPE

Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011




src https://officialenergyswordsunday.tumblr.com/post/176411936648/energyswordsunday

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

loquacius posted:

The Garden of Eden zone is just overloaded with exposition cutscenes and drawn-out tutorials, but we don't have time for that, so we're gonna just snatch one of these Knowledge fruits here. They're hard-coded so that our human characters can't touch them until we pass every single tutorial, but there's a loophole if we find one... specific... animal NPC... yep, there's our friend the snake. (CROWD: SNAAAAAAAAKE)

:perfect:

Ravus
Jan 15, 2009

Kikas posted:

*muffled SpikeVetega in the distance* SNAKE HOIPE

dotfivenine
Jan 5, 2019

I have no idea what I'm doing. I regret nothing.
Someone save all of these bibleposts i'm dying.

AttackTheMoon
Jul 4, 2015


Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013


Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Veris posted:

Alright, here's a new way to stuff 6 billion years of creations into 6 days

Changing the brightness on the first day is my favourite trick

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Kikas posted:

*muffled SpikeVetega in the distance* SNAKE HOIPE

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

"poo poo, well, I missed the jump...so here's a three day unskippable cutscence. We have time for donations."

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


The Lobster
Sep 3, 2011

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Kikas posted:

Changing the brightness on the first day is my favourite trick

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font

Evil Badman posted:

"poo poo, well, I missed the jump...so here's a three day unskippable cutscence. We have time for donations."

Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011




src https://critical-perspective.tumblr.com/post/177166801957/matthew-1034-think-not-that-i-am-come-to-send

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Evil Badman posted:

"poo poo, well, I missed the jump...so here's a three day unskippable cutscence. We have time for donations."

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

The Lobster
Sep 3, 2011

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trashy owl
Aug 23, 2017

Kikas posted:

*muffled SpikeVetega in the distance* SNAKE HOIPE

Ravus
Jan 15, 2009

The Lobster
Sep 3, 2011

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Evil Badman posted:

"poo poo, well, I missed the jump...so here's a three day unskippable cutscence. We have time for donations."

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Holy gently caress that concussion rifle jump

fucking love Fiona Apple
Jun 19, 2013

samus comfy so what

AttackTheMoon posted:

just assume im emptyquoteing all biblical runs

Veris
Jul 5, 2007

Ok, i know a frame-perfect trick to skip the sinai desert but if i mess up i'll have to wait for 40 years to try it again

Anti Alias
Oct 10, 2012

I will get my adorable paws on that Belmont dick and nothing you can do will stop me.

Ravus posted:

Clip into Mary :pervert:

:chast2b:

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Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum
Normally we'd have to play through a full courtship and wedding questline, but we actually found out last week that if you get Lot drunk here, you can actually just skip like all of that and shave off months of game time

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