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Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005


Did he ask them to spend the night and watch movies too?

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Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

the moose posted:

So what happens if no one backs down and the shut down continues indefinitely? Like 6 months of no government?

The GOP gets what it has dreamed of for 40 years? A completely non-functional federal government except the military and DHS. They have no incentive to back down, this is what they want.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

the moose posted:

So what happens if no one backs down and the shut down continues indefinitely? Like 6 months of no government?

Fox and Friends runs an episode about how much they look forward to President Pence and it ends.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

the moose posted:

So what happens if no one backs down and the shut down continues indefinitely? Like 6 months of no government?

Eventually serious poo poo starts happening and someone will fold. The closer we get to tax season the more frantic this will get.

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair

SHARIA LAW SCHOOL posted:

Did he ask them to spend the night and watch movies too?

No, but he did offer to turn on the Gorilla Channel

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Is he jealous of the candy thing that George W. and Michelle have?

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

SHARIA LAW SCHOOL posted:

Did he ask them to spend the night and watch movies too?

He also told them he has Grand Theft Auto 6 but he can't show it to them because he was asked to keep it secret. But it's awesome!

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

The GOP gets what it has dreamed of for 40 years? A completely non-functional federal government except the military and DHS. They have no incentive to back down, this is what they want.

Except this one affects rich people too. Their enclaves were supposed to be protected!

No TSA means no flights means government opens immediately. It's the breaking point.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Schlitzkrieg Bop posted:

You're probably right, but part of me dreams about a small, pitiful part of the wall being built and then totally abandoned by the next President. Let it stand as a monument to Trump's idiocy, and say it isn't even worth the money it would cost to tear it down.

Have a plaque put on it that says "My name is Donny Peepants, king of kings! Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

remusclaw posted:

He also told them he has Grand Theft Auto 6 but he can't show it to them because he was asked to keep it secret. But it's awesome!

And said his uncle works for nintendo

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Kunabomber posted:

Morons that keep asking what good government does in their lives realize real quick just how much their lives are enabled by a collective organization designed for service rather than profit.

Its utterly petty and kind of gross, but I kind of want to go around to right wing people saying "yeah welcome to your life without socialism, this is what you have been asking for"

Retro42
Jun 27, 2011



That is....REALLY not a good look.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
Think it's getting to that time people should start organized protests? I don't mean just federal employees.

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

The Super-Id posted:

You guys ever notice how Buddha really let himself go. What a goon that guy was eh?

You've got Buddha and Budai confused. The Buddha is not depicted as fat.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Trump, shaking a package of Drake's Coffee Cakes: Saving these for later. Might be convinced to let one of 'em go for ol' Nance here if Chucky boy could give me five bills for the wall.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
The Trump Administration is furiously engineering a terrorist attack right now so that they can pin it on a Mexican national and declare a state of emergency.

I wonder if his base would stop supporting him if he literally just started transparently murdering American citizens and pointing at mexico yelling "THEY DID IT"

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


the moose posted:

So what happens if no one backs down and the shut down continues indefinitely? Like 6 months of no government?

Ayn Rand’s corpse will orgasm so hard the earth will split in two.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


I really don't understand why there is no pressure being put on the senate. Trump has no reason to give up because he doesn't care if the entire government collapses.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Adar posted:

due to no Homeland Security or air traffic controllers still on the job, air traffic shuts down a lot faster than that

Economy probably takes a real big hit, lots of people become homeless because they can't pay rent/mortgages, some people starve because they no longer receive government assistance

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Stereotype posted:

The Trump Administration is furiously engineering a terrorist attack right now so that they can pin it on a Mexican national and declare a state of emergency.

Why engineer one when they can just flat out lie about one and only get 1/4th of a Pinocchio?

Retro42
Jun 27, 2011


STAC Goat posted:

Eventually serious poo poo starts happening and someone will fold. The closer we get to tax season the more frantic this will get.

Not even that. A low-wage fed employee isn’t going to last much longer without a paycheck. Hell, it’s not uncommon to be stretching things between Christmas and taxes for a decent portion of the population.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
Food stamps are a big issue too. Their funding is guaranteed through February, but if the shutdown goes longer than that there are going to be problems. I'm not talking about people that rely on them to eat either. SNAP is basically a direct injection of federal funds into local communities.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
DC went for Hillary by like a 92% margin, iirc, and I doubt Donnie's gotten any more popular since then. Considering how many people in DC are employed by the federal government in one way or another, things have the potential to get real loving ugly for Trump.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Republicans posted:

I really don't understand why there is no pressure being put on the senate. Trump has no reason to give up because he doesn't care if the entire government collapses.

By the Democratic party? I'd guess they're a bit wary of going after Senators at the moment and diverting attention from blaming Trump as it becomes a bit harder to point the blame when you do that.

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

Kunabomber posted:

Morons that keep asking what good government does in their lives realize real quick just how much their lives are enabled by a collective organization designed for service rather than profit.

I have an idiot lolbertarian friend that was trying to tell me this is no big deal and that federal workers are "spoiled anyway" or some poo poo. I wanted to nut kick him through the phone.

Sure rear end in a top hat. Why don't you go ahead and fly somewhere while eating the totally not poisoned romaine lettuce at your local supermarket? What? Nothing bad will happen.

Yuzenn
Mar 31, 2011

Be weary when you see oppression disguised as progression

The Spirit told me to use discernment and a Smith n Wesson at my discretion

Practice heavy self reflection, avoid self deception
If you lost, get re-direction

Retro42 posted:

Not even that. A low-wage fed employee isn’t going to last much longer without a paycheck. Hell, it’s not uncommon to be stretching things between Christmas and taxes for a decent portion of the population.

I might have to take out a personal loan or something to pay daycare at this point

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Rinkles posted:

Think it's getting to that time people should start organized protests? I don't mean just federal employees.

That happened 2 years ago

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

https://twitter.com/DanLamothe/status/1083100523925065728?s=19

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Thank goodness.

This seemed like a terrible strategy/precedent on the Democrats part. There are plenty of Departments that the GOP would be happy to forego funding indefinitely. Thank goodness pissbaby is an even worse tactician than Schumer.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Republicans posted:

I really don't understand why there is no pressure being put on the senate. Trump has no reason to give up because he doesn't care if the entire government collapses.

The Democrats are filibustering literally every bill in the senate now, preventing all votes until McConnell allows the House clean CR to be voted on.

That said the reason they aren't publicly slamming McConnell is both that he has zero shame and because they want 100% of the blame to be on the toddler in the White House and to avoid distractions by allowing the press to talk about random procedural minutia.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002


Ugh, I had a boss who would always do that with the candy. A total manipulative power move. Nobody would ever take it, because to take it would make you look childish, but he'd always bring up what a great guy he is for always bringing candy to meetings.

edit: I did go to a meeting at Nestlé one time, though, and they had jars of candy out at every meeting, and people snacked the whole time. Also, the rooms were all named after candy bars. Thank you for listening to my chocolate ramblings.

Adar
Jul 27, 2001

Levitate posted:

Economy probably takes a real big hit, lots of people become homeless because they can't pay rent/mortgages, some people starve because they no longer receive government assistance

one of my law school classmates was on CNN last night because her kid has a degenerative disorder and was about to be enrolled in an FDA clinical trial that's now shut down

people are dying sooner than you think

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Lycus posted:

Haha, President Deals slammed the table.

That President Goku comic, except he says "Legalize Wall, dude"

Retro42
Jun 27, 2011


Shifty Pony posted:

The Democrats are filibustering literally every bill in the senate now, preventing all votes until McConnell allows the House clean CR to be voted on.

That said the reason they aren't publicly slamming McConnell is both that he has zero shame and because they want 100% of the blame to be on the toddler in the White House and to avoid distractions by allowing the press to talk about random procedural minutia.

Dems want to make this about trump and McConnell is more than happy to stand aside and let them.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Coast guard should fund itself by selling seized cocaine on the open market. Self funding is important!

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Retro42 posted:

Not even that. A low-wage fed employee isn’t going to last much longer without a paycheck. Hell, it’s not uncommon to be stretching things between Christmas and taxes for a decent portion of the population.

"Not uncommon", as in, "a majority of the country can't afford an unexpected $500 bill", yes.

I'd be more terrified of what's coming if I didn't live in absolutely the middle of nowhere.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Jack2142 posted:

Coast guard should fund itself by selling seized cocaine on the open market. Self funding is important!

Duffel Blog already made that joke a couple weeks ago

It actually fooled one of my friends who hadn't heard of the satire site.

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

The GOP gets what it has dreamed of for 40 years? A completely non-functional federal government except the military and DHS. They have no incentive to back down, this is what they want.

DHS is taking a hit as well, at least on my end. I pity the poor bastards that are going to have to pull ballbreaking shifts to get the backlog of USCIS' FOIA requests input and ready for processing.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Bicyclops posted:

Why engineer one when they can just flat out lie about one and only get 1/4th of a Pinocchio?
President Trump claims mexican invaders necessitate construction of a wall.

We rate this as Mostly True
"Mexican invaders, while a somewhat charged term, is historically accurate given Pancho Villa's raids..."

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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
The White House just released a statement that the wall exists, has been paid for and is invisible. Everything's fine and he won bigly.

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