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SciFiDownBeat posted:Between the name bullying and their weirdo parents, Espen and Euterpe are gonna have a really rough childhood Seriously, even Aspen would be better than Espen, still terrible, but less awful.... Jesus christ why do parents curse their kids with these names? E: Hot coworker boning goon: We were all hoping for some huge crazy rear end melt down or On the other hand, its good on your end that poo poo didn't totally melt down. You still have your job, you still see your kids, etc... wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Jan 9, 2019 |
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Better hope those girls grow up pretty otherwise I agree with the other goons that it will be hell. Pretty girls can have any ol' stupid name and go through life just fine though. Just look at Isla Fisher.
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# ? Jan 9, 2019 18:53 |
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In retrospect I don't know exactly why we all thought that was going to be a big atom-bomb-level drama explosion; plenty of people have extramarital affairs all the time with either no consequences or extremely banal ones like these Either way now that his marriage has disintegrated I predict hot coworker will get bored with him and move on to another schlubby middle-aged dude that reminds her of her dad within the month
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Now we can only look forward to when their work relationship blows up and one of them loses their job. So long as there's one explosion we can count this as an Anon Confession Thread victory.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Better hope those girls grow up pretty otherwise I agree with the other goons that it will be hell. Pretty girls can have any ol' stupid name and go through life just fine though. Just look at Isla Fisher. Isla Fisher is successful because she is extremely funny and an extreme rig
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I probably said it back then too but the Espen girl probably will only get moderately teased since it's almost like a real name if you don't know what it's supposed to stand for, and the ones who do will tease her for her parents stealing her name from the awful Adam Sandler movie "Blended" than about the name itself.
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I believe bug ninjas story cos I spent nearly ten days in a coma and the dreams/delusions I had felt as real as anything I’ve ever experienced in waking life.
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honest question, do they usually give comatose patients sedatives or drugs that might inadvertently aid these dreams? or is it just the brain saying gently caress it, keep the messed up body imma dream of bugs and titties?
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necroid posted:honest question, do they usually give comatose patients sedatives or drugs that might inadvertently aid these dreams? or is it just the brain saying gently caress it, keep the messed up body imma dream of bugs and titties? Yep. I was mostly in an induced coma so was on huge amount of opiate painkillers as well as sedatives. I’d imagine that combined with being really loving physically unwell fucks your mind up. Also ICU delirium is a thing https://www.icudelirium.org/patients-and-families/overview I definitely had that pretty bad for a few days
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I probably said it back then too but the Espen girl probably will only get moderately teased since it's almost like a real name if you don't know what it's supposed to stand for, and the ones who do will tease her for her parents stealing her name from the awful Adam Sandler movie "Blended" than about the name itself. Not only that they sound "weird" or possibly "foreign" but also that it's incredibly easy to twist them into put downs. "rear end-peen" and "You-twerpy" off the top of my head.
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You can totally dream under sedation! Usually people don't remember much, but they can be like any other dream - mundane and boring, terrifying, or cool and awesome like bug warrior. Sometimes we'd hear about in the recovery room. I wish I could have awesome dreams that I want to go back to. Mine are always nightmarish or weird.
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When I'm past the point of exaustion, I usually have the most vivid and memorable dreams. This is especially true if I'm also injured or otherwise hurting. Maybe I'm just one traumatic event away from my own Bug Narnia. Sad to see the cheater goon tossed his wife. Was hoping he'd pull his head out of his rear end and get counseling er something.
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loquacius posted:In retrospect I don't know exactly why we all thought that was going to be a big atom-bomb-level drama explosion; plenty of people have extramarital affairs all the time with either no consequences or extremely banal ones like these We expected it because it sounded fake, but this is such a goony ending that it's looking sadly real. I still can't believe the wife never suspected anything, but the OP must be such a schlubby goon that she wouldn't believe a hot chick half his age was genuinely interested in him and that it was a real "mentor" relationship. Some props to goon for being able to be honest with his wife, but minus a million for making the wrong pick. Now that you're not married and in a devoted relationship, hot chick is going to have absolutely no interest in you anymore since there's no more thrill in loving you while your wife is watching TV upstairs. quote:I suggested that we start doing it at her house more, but hot office girl was totally fine with me plowing her up against the washing machine or on a sleeping bag next to my wife's car. I still don't get it. I really don't know much about hot office girl, besides her former drinking problems and whatever little information she shares about her past. It's usually not much. I don't know how someone as attractive as she is would be so accommodating of a cheater and an adulterous relationship. I can't even take her out on a decent date. Why the hell would she be so tolerant of this? To spell it out for you, since you are so clueless: D-A-D-D-Y I-S-S-U-E-S Actually, I'll go even further and assume she's actually not a sociopathic homewrecker. You said earlier she genuinely wanted you to stay with your wife while she was loving you. In her own hosed up way, she wanted to be in your family, as your daughter. Daddy obviously raped her, and the rest of her family probably was a huge mess. So she grows up and meets you, seemingly perfect and loving husband and father, which she never had. Due to hosed-up sexual trauma, she equates paternal love with her sexual desire, and wants you to be the daddy she never had. That's why she bonded with your wife, also because she probably never had a good relationship with her mother either. She didn't want to replace your wife either, because she still sees herself as your daughter, and didn't want to break up her new "perfect family". That's why she wanted to be at your house all the time, that's why she wanted to gently caress you in your house. And yes, this is all some supremely hosed up poo poo and you all need some counseling. Shiki Dan fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Jan 9, 2019 |
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Shiki Dan posted:We expected it because it sounded fake, but this is such a goony ending that it's looking sadly real. So, are all daddy issues related to incest? If so, that's gonna paint a lot of pop culture in a much darker light for me.
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Rad-daddio posted:
The more mundane cause is a workaholic dad who doesn't "do" childcare, especially with girls, and ignores his daughter her entire childhood, leaving her starved for attention from older men Usually that just makes women into attention hogs who are into older guys though, something like this might have a more severe cause but we're jumping to some pretty severe conclusions by now
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Rad-daddio posted:
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So how do I need to neglect my daughters specifically to make them grow up to be attracted to stable people with jobs?
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very carefully
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tactlessbastard posted:So how do I need to neglect my daughters specifically to make them grow up to be attracted to stable people with jobs? Unfortunately we mostly learn how to have human relationships from our parent(s), and gently caress it’s deptessing to think about how this creates self-perpetuating negative cycles. I’m not necessarily talking about romantic/sexual relationships. Seeing how bad parenting completely fucks up foster kids’ expectations of and behavior with other people is demoralizing.
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Nonvalueadded User posted:Go back through all the r/r posts where there is an M 10+ years older than the F. Would you want your (or anyobe’s) daughter attracted to any of these men? The dudes getting posted about aren't stable. And 'stable with a job' doesn't automatically mean someone much older, or a man I mean, Pick's got a job
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 00:22 |
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My sister named her daughter after her maiden name. So this little girl's first name is the same as my surname. It's not even one of those names that works as both and it's not even a common name. Poor kid.
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Shiki Dan posted:
Yyyyeaaaahhh.... "counselling" Read the thread title pal. Something about cutting off dicks. Cut your dick off hot co-worker goon. Maybe get her to do it for you.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I probably said it back then too but the Espen girl probably will only get moderately teased since it's almost like a real name if you don't know what it's supposed to stand for, and the ones who do will tease her for her parents stealing her name from the awful Adam Sandler movie "Blended" than about the name itself. It's a real name in Scandinavia, I know two Espens it's a man's name here, tho, but Sandy and Avery and Ashley and a bunch of other (stripper) names were too
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Shiki Dan posted:To spell it out for you, since you are so clueless: D-A-D-D-Y I-S-S-U-E-S Whoah whoah whoah dude, let's not go all Oprah here She could also just have real attachment issues and goes for the adrenaline rush of the 'taboo' with someone that isn't a real threat to her inner self Like, it's the sexual equivalent to going bungee jumping all the time They're probably also daddy issues, but could just be garden variety 'emotional abandonment'
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GfgnBEZsj4
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thoughts and prayers posted:Whoah whoah whoah dude, let's not go all Oprah here If this was just a garden-variety "hooks up with older dudes around the office" girl, then I admit my theory would be going too far. But the girl practically MOVED IN with his family. She tried to be BESTIES WITH HIS WIFE. The OP said she spent so much time around the house that even the in-laws were tipped off. The girl also said she wanted OP to stay with his wife. Most typical "homewreckers" get possessive and derive a thrill out of stealing the committed man away.
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tactlessbastard posted:The dudes getting posted about aren't stable. I was going to add that you can’t neglect/abuse kids into making good decisions but you sort of can. Kid of addict avoiding drugs; spendthrift broke parents cause kid to be fastidious with money; etc. But this usually comes with a lot of negative knock-on effects.
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its almost like there is no such thing as a perfect childhood
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Your daughter's name is ESPN
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Your daughter's name is ESPN You can't spell PENIS without ESPN.
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jobson groeth posted:You can't spell PENIS without ESPN.
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jobson groeth posted:You can't spell PENIS without ESPN. What if I am a dick
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bell jar posted:What if I am a dick “what if”
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quote:My dad was killed on 9/11 and it was pretty k-rad. (No har har he was not flying the plane) I mean Just because you're not depressed over the thing people think you are doesn't mean you're not a child-molestation victim honestly. If I were you I'd stop telling people the 9/11 story to get out of poo poo and start telling a therapist about the whole child-abuse thing. It would work just as well for that purpose as well as actually being a thing that affected you that you need to process and heal from. quote:In the relationship thread, someone just posted a thread that my girlfriend apparently posted on reddit. And now I’m very depressed. Is there some reason you can't masturbate yourself like everyone else because if so I didn't see it
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loquacius posted:
can't reach
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# ? Jan 10, 2019 13:59 |
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Also why not just. . . Eat less? I mean sure, being housebound and poor will make being actively svelte tough but eating 1/3 as much junk food has to be cheaper than eating enough junk food to turn into a quarter ton land whale.
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Wanna read that reddit post
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must be the 400 pound guy
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text me a vag pic posted:Wanna read that reddit post https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&perpage=40&pagenumber=3945#post491457999
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