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Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Statue of limitations

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jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Guys

Guys

All of R. Kelly's records have gone gold

Because the pee pe

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Could be trouble for him since they eliminated the statue of limitations on sex crimes. IF they can get a cooperating witness then it's on.

I hope something happens the man is a monster

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

JediTalentAgent posted:

How does the Trial of R. Kelly episode of Boondocks hold up compared to this Lifetime series?
It never held up well.

"Duh, I LET him piss on me. If I didnt wanna then I would got out the way" (paraphrased). Which, you know, conveniently forgets the underaged thing?

Issy
Jul 15, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0iZGMXpquQ
"Girl, I'm not about to sit up here, and argue with you about who's to blame
Or call no names, real talk
See girl, only thing I'm trying to establish with you is not
Who's right or who's wrong, but what's right and what's wrong
Real talk
Just because your friend say she saw me at a club with some other bitches
Sitting in VIP smoking, and drinking and kicking it, tell me girl
Did she say there were other guys there?
Did she say there were other guys there?
Were there other guys there?
Well, tell me this
How the gently caress she knew I was with them other girls then
When the whole club packed?
Wait a minute, let me finish what I've got to say!
I've been with you five years and
You listening to your muh'loving girlfriends
I don't know why you gently caress with them all jealous no-man-having rear end hoes anyway
Real talk
Always accusing me of some old bullshit
When I'm just trying to have a good time
Robert you did this, Kells I heard you did that
Don't you think I got enough bullshit on my mind
Real talk, hold hold up
Didn't I just give you money to go get your
Hair, toes and nails done the other day, hmm
Yeah your rear end was smiling then
Real talk, oh
Gave who some drat money?
I ain't gave nobody no drat money girl
Is you tweakin'?
You see what your problem is
You're always running off at the mouth
Telling your girls your motherfucking business, when
They don't eat with us, they don't sleep with us, besides
What they eat don't make us poo poo
Real talk
You call my momma's house and what?
Girl my momma ain't gotta screen no calls for me
Real talk, and watch your mouth
gently caress me? Girl gently caress you!
I don't give a gently caress about what you're talking about
I'm sick of this bullshit, I'm coming home and getting my poo poo
And getting the gently caress up out of Dodge
You ain't gotta worry about me no more
And the next time your rear end get horny
Go gently caress one of your funky rear end friends
Hell yeah, you probably doing that poo poo anyway
You gon' burn what?
Bitch, I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes
With your trifling rear end, Milton, you bogus girl, Milton
Start your car up and get ready to take me home
This bitch done lost her motherfucking mind"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdaAWFoWr2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agWA81zUtkg

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

I wish Michael Jackson had molested me, it would probably be great for my career


It really sucks not being an easy target in the entertainment industry, idk how I’ll ever get noticed

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

jokes posted:

Guys

Guys

All of R. Kelly's records have gone gold

Because the pee pe

drat, jokes delivers

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
One thing this documentary has confirmed is that this dude has two hits and one sorta-okay song. These are barely the numbers that have made society turn a blind eye to molestation in the past, SMH!

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Gay Weed Dad posted:

One thing this documentary has confirmed is that this dude has two hits and one sorta-okay song. These are barely the numbers that have made society turn a blind eye to molestation in the past, SMH!
I don't know how old you are, but he's had a LOT of hits, whether he performed them or not.

His net worth is apparently only 1 million because he's spent so much money paying off victims. His estate should be worth 150 millionish.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Leon Einstein posted:

I don't know how old you are, but he's had a LOT of hits, whether he performed them or not.

His net worth is apparently only 1 million because he's spent so much money paying off victims. His estate should be worth 150 millionish.

I'm nearly 30, so right in the sweet spot of his career. "I Believe I can Fly" and "Bump 'n' Grind" are the only two "chart toppers" outside of featurettes but as time has gone on "I Believe I can Fly" and "Ignition (Remix)" are the only two that get any regular play. I know he is regarded a bit higher in R&B circles but this is hardly the mark of a David Bowie, Elvis or MJ,.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Youtube has made artists successful without radio airplay and MTV for the last few years, though.

Does R. Kelly have a Patreon? R. Kelly should start up a Patreon and put out videos like Wil Smith has been doing.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

JediTalentAgent posted:

Youtube has made artists successful without radio airplay and MTV for the last few years, though.

Does R. Kelly have a Patreon? R. Kelly should start up a Patreon and put out videos like Wil Smith has been doing.

Ah yes, the rapist pedo should crowdfund his efforts much like world renowned thespian/musician Will Smith. :discourse:

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Gay Weed Dad posted:

I'm nearly 30, so right in the sweet spot of his career. "I Believe I can Fly" and "Bump 'n' Grind" are the only two "chart toppers" outside of featurettes but as time has gone on "I Believe I can Fly" and "Ignition (Remix)" are the only two that get any regular play. I know he is regarded a bit higher in R&B circles but this is hardly the mark of a David Bowie, Elvis or MJ,.

Those guys never made trapped in the closet tho

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Les Os posted:

Those guys never made trapped in the closet tho

Nobody should have

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Les Os posted:

Those guys never made trapped in the closet tho

The first time I heard that song I thought "This is where we are now. This is the state of the art."

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I was looking up a general release window of Trapped in the Closet, because it seemed like such an event at the time and found an article on Slate called "Why Trapped in the Closet is an R. Kelly Triumph"

There is an almost journalistic shrug in the last paragraph on the then-current legal cases feels like no one cared a decade ago.

JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Jan 10, 2019

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

MJ was not a pedo and did nothing wrong

After MJ died, CP and CP-related books were found in his house

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

After MJ died, CP and CP-related books were found in his house

Yeah, when they found How to Rape Kids and Never Get Caught sitting on his shelf it was a big facepalm moment

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

After MJ died, CP and CP-related books were found in his house

Lol no. They found a professionally published art book thst included nudes and tried to twist it because the media is racist and sensationalist.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Lol no. They found a professionally published art book thst included nudes and tried to twist it because the media is racist and sensationalist.

Did that include photos of kid's heads photoshopped onto nude adults and a book called "Boys Will Be Boys" which contains 14 year old naked boys literally personally inscribed by Michael Jackson himself…?


https://www.digitalmusicnews.com/2016/06/21/items-discovered-police-michael-jackson/

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

JediTalentAgent posted:

There is an almost journalistic shrug in the last paragraph on the then-current legal cases feels like no one cared a decade ago.

the last 10 years have been a pretty big swing in cultural criticism for artist-vs-work issues

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

Did that include photos of kid's heads photoshopped onto nude adults and a book called "Boys Will Be Boys" which contains 14 year old naked boys literally personally inscribed by Michael Jackson himself…?


https://www.digitalmusicnews.com/2016/06/21/items-discovered-police-michael-jackson/

Lol nice clickbait article

Is it yours?

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Hmm we trolled this giant mansion with a staff of over 100 and found... a book and some guy's porno

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

The Trapped in the Closet Cliff Notes article was the best thing the front page ever made

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

The gently caress are you doing oxballs

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

Issy posted:


You ain't gotta worry about me no more
And the next time your rear end get horny
Go gently caress one of your funky rear end friends
Hell yeah, you probably doing that poo poo anyway


"You probably cheat on me regularly already" is not the hottest burn I've seen

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Stop making GBS threads on Michael Jackson in the R Kelly piss thread.


Didn't Madonna publish a book about the same topic?

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


SpaceAceJase posted:

Stop making GBS threads on Michael Jackson in the R Kelly piss thread.

That's perfect probe text. Anyone want it?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

That's perfect probe text. Anyone want it?

What about the guy who kept making GBS threads on MJ's small collection of tasteful nudes

Generic Monk
Oct 31, 2011


yeah this was amazing. like the purest expression of the american jury

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Someone post the book, if you get banned for posting child porn then we’all know for sure Michael Jackson was bad (not per the song)

Issy
Jul 15, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0iZGMXpquQ
https://deadline.com/2019/01/leaving-neverland-hbo-channel-4-following-sundance-debut-1202532676/

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Super Nintendo 64
Feb 18, 2012

Remember, if you see ANY celebrities, consider them armed and dangerous*

*except the corpse of Fred Rogers

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



So apparently the Touré guy from the documentary has been accused of, you guessed it, sexual harrassment. Was fired from Time in 2017 because of it. http://ow.ly/BdAP50k9U3K

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
That's the second guy in this series who has sexually allegations against him not including R. Kelly. Most be a Silence of the Lambs situation.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Finished this yesterday. I came in this expecting a story of him having sex with an underage girl and peeing on her and maybe dating a few rape allegations on the side. By the end I see him as black Charles Manson.

This dude's insane, he makes Weinstein seem tame.

Issy
Jul 15, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0iZGMXpquQ

punk rebel ecks posted:

Black Charles Manson.

ACE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdOq7FdNpjg

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅

Super Nintendo 64 posted:

Remember, if you see ANY celebrities, consider them armed and dangerous*

*except the corpse of Fred Rogers
Nicest zombie I ever met.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
Y'know, credit where credit is due, if it wasn't for R.Kelly, we wouldn't have gotten Trapped in the Drive-thru by Weird Al.

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Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Human Crouton posted:

R kelly, the underage girls he had sex with, and the parents of those underage girls that R kelly had sex with can all die.

Papa Emeritus III posted:

Wait. You're wanting the victims to die too or am I reading that wrong?

The Human Crouton posted:

Does it matter?

Human Crouton, you are fully worthy of your Janeway avatar

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