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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1083747011889893377

When he loses his farm, he'll blame Democrats

lmao this guy is going to literally kick a bucket when he dies at this rate

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VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

FMguru posted:

When he loses his farm, he'll blame Democrats

Well yeah, he'd still have the farm if they'd just given Trump his wall

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Streak posted:

Democrats wish they believed in something, anything, so strongly

Capitalism

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Womp womp

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1083829145266782208

GoFundMe said Friday that it would refund $20 million raised by over 300,000 donors for President Trump's border wall after an account aiming to raise $1 billion for the wall changed part of its campaign.


quote:

When the campaign was created, the campaign organizer specifically stated on the campaign page, 'If we don't reach our goal or come significantly close we will refund every single penny,'" GoFundMe spokesperson Bobby Whithorne told The Hill on Friday.
"He also stated on the campaign page, '100% of your donations will go to the Trump Wall. If for ANY reason we don't reach our goal we will refund your donation.'"

"However, that did not happen. This means all donors will receive a refund," Whithorne continued. "If a donor does not want a refund, and they want their donation to go to the new organization, they must proactively elect to redirect their donation to that organization. If they do not take that step, they will automatically receive a full refund."

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Epic High Five posted:

lmao this guy is going to literally kick a bucket when he dies at this rate

He certainly isn't going to buy the farm.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Zeroisanumber posted:

Gives up everything he owns in the name of racism.

Mississippi.txt

ptkfvk
Apr 30, 2013

white sauce posted:

Democrats can be chuds too (they’re mostly chuds)

yeah, the chuds of the left are just mainstream democrats. most progressives dont root for disaster

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Uncle Wemus posted:

Mississippi.txt

Often wondered how Mississippi can stay as terrible as it is, but I suppose if you racism hard enough anything is possible.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
p much the only thing mississippi can look down on other states for is having the strictest laws for mandatory child vaccination in the nation

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

p much the only thing mississippi can look down on other states for is having the strictest laws for mandatory child vaccination in the nation

gotta keep the population autistic!

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
an autistic general population would be a boon for humanity imho
toothpick counting, train loving, and hypersexuality are just too powerful

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
the state with a historically smoothbrained population is actually arkansas

up until like the 70s when the state finally started fighting the health crisis, a significant percentage of their population had hookworms, which if acquired as a child and left untreated causes a specific kind of mental retardation


generally you get hookworms from walkin around thru human poop barefoot btw

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

up until like the 70s when the state finally started fighting the health crisis, a significant percentage of their population had hookworms, which if acquired as a child and left untreated causes a specific kind of mental retardation
literal :brainworms:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the state with a historically smoothbrained population is actually arkansas

up until like the 70s when the state finally started fighting the health crisis, a significant percentage of their population had hookworms, which if acquired as a child and left untreated causes a specific kind of mental retardation


generally you get hookworms from walkin around thru human poop barefoot btw

Didn't Jimmy Carter have a big hand in wiping those out?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Zeroisanumber posted:

Didn't Jimmy Carter have a big hand in wiping those out?

That's guinea worm.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Kung Food posted:

That's guinea worm.

Lotta goddamn worms.

DARPA
Apr 24, 2005
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Lotta goddamn worms.

Not after Jimmy Carter had his way with them. Something like 3.5 million cases of infections a year reduced to 25 or so.

Wonder what causes Trump will support post-presidency.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

DARPA posted:

Not after Jimmy Carter had his way with them. Something like 3.5 million cases of infections a year reduced to 25 or so.

Wonder what causes Trump will support post-presidency.

The biggest causes. The best causes. Causes like you wouldn't believe. Trust me.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

DARPA posted:

Not after Jimmy Carter had his way with them. Something like 3.5 million cases of infections a year reduced to 25 or so.

Wonder what causes Trump will support post-presidency.

himself

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the state with a historically smoothbrained population is actually arkansas

up until like the 70s when the state finally started fighting the health crisis, a significant percentage of their population had hookworms, which if acquired as a child and left untreated causes a specific kind of mental retardation


generally you get hookworms from walkin around thru human poop barefoot btw

one of those biohacker types purposely infected himself with hookworms to cure his asthma, which works b/c parasite secretions have immunosuppressant properties. dude travelled to a "shithole" country and strolled barefoot through a literal shithole. he now maintains a parasitic worm colony that he uses to periodically reinfect himself from the comfort of his own home. so, there's chance the arkansas smoothbrains will someday make a comeback

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

the arkansas smoothbrains

pyf college football team name

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

baldimore shitbirds

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

one of those biohacker types purposely infected himself with hookworms to cure his asthma, which works b/c parasite secretions have immunosuppressant properties. dude travelled to a "shithole" country and strolled barefoot through a literal shithole. he now maintains a parasitic worm colony that he uses to periodically reinfect himself from the comfort of his own home. so, there's chance the arkansas smoothbrains will someday make a comeback

this was a good futurama episode. one of my favs

Akilles
Dec 29, 2008

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

one of those biohacker types purposely infected himself with hookworms to cure his asthma, which works b/c parasite secretions have immunosuppressant properties. dude travelled to a "shithole" country and strolled barefoot through a literal shithole. he now maintains a parasitic worm colony that he uses to periodically reinfect himself from the comfort of his own home. so, there's chance the arkansas smoothbrains will someday make a comeback

They are already coming back in Georgia because of the absolute poverty and lack of basic infrastructure there.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Jimmy should have been made emperor for life in Georgia since hes the best thing to happen to them

captainbananas
Sep 11, 2002

Ahoy, Captain!

Uncle Wemus posted:

Jimmy should have been made emperor for life in Georgia since hes the best thing to happen to them

Sherman was the best thing to happen to Georgia.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Akilles posted:

They are already coming back in Georgia because of the absolute poverty and lack of basic infrastructure there.

are those barefooting lifestyle freaks to blame as well?

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
This is Kellyanne's husband

https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/stat...1300%23lastpost

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

captainbananas posted:

Sherman was the best thing to happen to Georgia.

:captainpop:

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost

Imagine being codependent with a crypt keeper

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/kebinbali/status/1083722237423902721

Akilles
Dec 29, 2008

Dr. Killjoy posted:

are those barefooting lifestyle freaks to blame as well?

My mistake, it is Alabama. And only if you count centuries of racism and poverty a lifestyle.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/05/hookworm-lowndes-county-alabama-water-waste-treatment-poverty

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

what’s this about not caring about stealing from the vets? :thunk:

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


What's the phrase for when you've been fooled hundreds of times

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

my bony fealty posted:

What's the phrase for when you've been fooled hundreds of times

Petite bourgeoise

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

my bony fealty posted:

What's the phrase for when you've been fooled hundreds of times

https://twitter.com/kebinbali/status/1084092725845057536?s=19

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

Fool me once etc. etc.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


I have a feeling this guy was fooled more than once

edit: gently caress beaten

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
At least GWB knew that a fooled man can't get fooled again.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Petite bourgeoise

:trumppop:

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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DARPA posted:

Not after Jimmy Carter had his way with them. Something like 3.5 million cases of infections a year reduced to 25 or so.

Wonder what causes Trump will support post-presidency.

inshallah lawyer fees for his parole hearings

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