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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Fallen Hamprince posted:

https://twitter.com/skwawkbox/status/1083878321744691205

theresa may's cuts to education are already having devastating effects on the numeracy scores of britain's hacks

Lol that ~40% of the UK still supports the Tories

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hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

brugroffil posted:

Lol that ~40% of the UK still supports the Tories

tories offer a simple solution to a complex problem, and humans are inherently lazy

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

so the only scenario that really changes the overall %s is if somebody else calls for a new referendum and labour say no? i guess that would be the 'lexiteer' scenario? that doesn't sound amazingly probable, is it possible?

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


hallebarrysoetoro posted:

tories offer a simple solution to a complex problem, and humans are inherently lazy

i feel like this underestimates the particular perfidy of the english

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

I love that even according to that poll, UKIP's loving dead lmao. Aren't they the party of Nigel 'Actually I won't be living in England after Brexit' Farage?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Hentai Jihadist posted:

well iv been wikitrailing this and uh oh

I had the good fortune to visit Russia for about a month in 1993 and there was this weird feeling of optimism that at last things might finally be starting to get better and the people would experience the prosperity that had eluded during the Soviet period without also losing the sense of community and solidarity that still lingered, right before everything got worse.

Should this all go as badly as seems likely, I do not have high hopes that Britain will manage even that, this time around.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

An insane mind posted:

I love that even according to that poll, UKIP's loving dead lmao. Aren't they the party of Nigel 'Actually I won't be living in England after Brexit' Farage?

yep

they went into a tail spin after the referendum as they suddenly lost all purpose like a dog that manages to catch a car

then they went through a bunch of equally useless leaders and basically hosed up their USP of being the BNP but smart enough to lie about their racism by forgetting to lie about the racism

also letting in a bunch of alt right internet/street thug racists who were emboldened by the referendum result

Surprise Giraffe
Apr 30, 2007
1 Lunar Road
Moon crater
The Moon

Fallen Hamprince posted:

https://twitter.com/skwawkbox/status/1083878321744691205

theresa may's cuts to education are already having devastating effects on the numeracy scores of britain's hacks

If cancelling brexit is too unpopular to be feasible there's no point Labour winning a GE until after Brexit. Winning a GE and Lexiting would leave Labour in power while the disaster unfolds, and we'd end up too busy fighting fires to implement the positive changes we want to see all the while absorbing the blame for the Tory's bad idea.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Surprise Giraffe posted:

If cancelling brexit is too unpopular to be feasible there's no point Labour winning a GE until after Brexit. Winning a GE and Lexiting would leave Labour in power while the disaster unfolds, and we'd end up too busy fighting fires to implement the positive changes we want to see all the while absorbing the blame for the Tory's bad idea.

Oh so it's not just a cunning ploy by evil Corbyn and his band of lexiteers now? It's a real thing you have to think about? gently caress me the world is moving fast but for you it must be incomprehensible.

Surprise Giraffe
Apr 30, 2007
1 Lunar Road
Moon crater
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Regarde Aduck posted:

Oh so it's not just a cunning ploy by evil Corbyn and his band of lexiteers now? It's a real thing you have to think about? gently caress me the world is moving fast but for you it must be incomprehensible.

Given those polls could flip next week the way things are right now you sort of have to consider a strategy for every possibility. I don't why you wouldn't explore all the possibilities.

The only consistant theme is that a brexit will be poo poo.

Surprise Giraffe has issued a correction as of 20:58 on Jan 12, 2019

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Regarde Aduck posted:

Oh so it's not just a cunning ploy by evil Corbyn and his band of lexiteers now? It's a real thing you have to think about? gently caress me the world is moving fast but for you it must be incomprehensible.

corbyn has been a eurosceptic for as long as there has been a europe to be skeptical of but we're supposed to act like the idea that this affects his position on brexit in any way is an insane centrist smear

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Surprise Giraffe posted:

Given those polls could flip next week the way things are right now you sort of have to consider a strategy for every possibility. I don't why you wouldn't explore all the possibilities.

The only consistant theme is that a brexit will be poo poo.

It would be better to go through with Brexit and end austerity than the other way round.

We know what the other way round is and it's the death of over 120,000 people and counting.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

MikeCrotch posted:

It would be better to go through with Brexit and end austerity than the other way round.

We know what the other way round is and it's the death of over 120,000 people and counting.

what’s your prediction on the death count once Britons have to share a dozen doses a month of anything more exotic than paracetamol?

e: absolutely not defending austerity here

Subjunctive has issued a correction as of 22:16 on Jan 12, 2019

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

so i take it that brexit is going to be followed by a literal naval blockade on the isles

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I had the good fortune to visit Russia for about a month in 1993 and there was this weird feeling of optimism that at last things might finally be starting to get better and the people would experience the prosperity that had eluded during the Soviet period without also losing the sense of community and solidarity that still lingered, right before everything got worse.

Should this all go as badly as seems likely, I do not have high hopes that Britain will manage even that, this time around.

the idea of Russians seeing American businessmen coming into their country with hope that they would treat them with the respect of a defeated adversary is kind of heartbreaking.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Prav posted:

so i take it that brexit is going to be followed by a literal naval blockade on the isles

It's the only way to make sure nothing gets out.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

really queer Christmas posted:

the idea of Russians seeing American businessmen coming into their country with hope that they would treat them with the respect of a defeated adversary is kind of heartbreaking.

I have to think that, having many of them lived through the stagnation and tumultuous final years of the Soviet Union, a lot figured that hey, turns out the party lied to us about a ton of stuff and the US came out on top and with flying colors, why not give their way of doing things a try I mean how bad could it be?



:smith:

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

MikeCrotch posted:

It would be better to go through with Brexit and end austerity than the other way round.

I don't know how John McDonnell's (really awesome) plan will work after any Brexit, we need to "borrow" £250 billion as a nation, and it's all going to be done via the National Investment Bank which is the neatest financial idea I've ever read about.

I'm with you, if we Brexit, I'd prefer we just went "gently caress it" and killed austerity even though it'd be painful as gently caress.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

So it's going to be Russia circa 1992

except we had functioning social services

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I have to think that, having many of them lived through the stagnation and tumultuous final years of the Soviet Union, a lot figured that hey, turns out the party lied to us about a ton of stuff and the US came out on top and with flying colors, why not give their way of doing things a try I mean how bad could it be?

:smith:

Then Yeltstin shelled Parliament and we got a nice taste of sugar free capitalism

BULBASAUR has issued a correction as of 23:35 on Jan 12, 2019

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
There are some extremely :whitewater: stories of the fall of the USSR with people getting paid in vacuum cleaners instead of money and life expectancy dropping like 20 years overnight

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MikeCrotch posted:

There are some extremely :whitewater: stories of the fall of the USSR with people getting paid in vacuum cleaners instead of money and life expectancy dropping like 20 years overnight

I’ve worked jobs in America and not gotten paid at all

also life expectancy is dropping rapidly lmao

Surprise Giraffe
Apr 30, 2007
1 Lunar Road
Moon crater
The Moon

MikeCrotch posted:

It would be better to go through with Brexit and end austerity than the other way round.

We know what the other way round is and it's the death of over 120,000 people and counting.

Brexit will cause far more damage in ten years than austerity has, even if we can shrug off the Tories to undo it without a wider socialist alliance working through the EU.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

MikeCrotch posted:

There are some extremely :whitewater: stories of the fall of the USSR with people getting paid in vacuum cleaners instead of money and life expectancy dropping like 20 years overnight

Hypernormalisation is what you need to watch to be prepared imo

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Surprise Giraffe posted:

Brexit will cause far more damage in ten years than austerity has, even if we can shrug off the Tories to undo it without a wider socialist alliance working through the EU.

Hard Brexit maybe

Not all brexits would come with a 6 digit casualty figure though, that's an insane thing I think

Surprise Giraffe
Apr 30, 2007
1 Lunar Road
Moon crater
The Moon

MikeCrotch posted:

Hard Brexit maybe

Not all brexits would come with a 6 digit casualty figure though, that's an insane thing I think

That's got to be the most myopic take on it possible without actually saying brexit will be fine.

Probably the biggest deal will be that the far right's already getting a boost from getting their own way with the vote and the split itself will be even better proof that they can just keep pushing propaganda to divide and rule, both here and in the EU.

Everyone really really hopes if we actually leave the EU (whatever that means) the economic damage especially in the long term turns out that limited but the figures that have been thrown around don't suggest that. And apart from the impact on our own economies and the knock-on effect of the damage it will do to the EU as our primary market, we'll all be that much more vulnerable to geopolitical issues and that much less capable of cooperating directly on large-scale development initiatives with better economy of scale. Not to mention the shrinking pool of talent for getting basically anything done.

If it is anything less than that you might imagine there's no reason for all the fuss over brexit in the first place as you could indeed fairly easily spend your way out of sub six figure 'casualities', given that austerity has literally been just not doing that.

Surprise Giraffe has issued a correction as of 00:56 on Jan 13, 2019

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

BULBASAUR posted:


Then Yeltstin shelled Parliament and we got a nice taste of sugar free capitalism

man that had to be a wild moment to live through

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

genericnick posted:

To be fair the whole of Luxembourg's buisnessmodel is doing those tax scams, so I wouldn't say the EU did a particularly good job in banning them.

To be fair the whole of the City of London's business model is doing tax scams funnelling illicit wealth into offshore holding accounts in British Offshore Territories like the Cayman Islands and the Channel Islands. Taking a cut from funnelling huge amounts of illicit money on behalf of 3rd-world dictators raping their countries and drug cartels is pretty much the backbone of the UK financial services industry.

Zeroisanumber posted:

You'll be picking bugs out of your 3-day old pottage, just like your ancestors.

I'll be down in the public parks at night along with the feared Romanian immigrants, catching my quota of sweet sweet swan meat.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Elevator Screamer posted:

I'll be down in the public parks at night along with the feared Romanian immigrants, catching my quota of sweet sweet swan meat.

IIRC poachers are still banished to Botany Bay, so good luck with that.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Zeroisanumber posted:

IIRC poachers are still banished to Botany Bay, so good luck with that.

Gets him out of Britain, at least.

BioMe
Aug 9, 2012


After years of austerity, then brexit and then rampant privatization the last survivors of the British hellscape finally decide to vote out tories and centrists.

Promptly becoming another example of "see? socialism never works."

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/1084408844988624896

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


like all people who forgot to do their coursework until the last minute, parliament going for an extension, the most pathetic option

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


MikeCrotch posted:

Hard Brexit maybe

Not all brexits would come with a 6 digit casualty figure though, that's an insane thing I think

a lot of brexits, basically any forseeable one, would come with thousands of casualties. there are 65 million people in the UK if you gently caress with their medicine, food and services then they die

this is how the tories killed hundreds of thousands, small changes have big impacts over large populations and both tory austerity and virtually any brexit are large changes over large populations

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Why would brexit end austerity?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

Why would brexit end austerity?

A lot of the strain gets taken off government services if enough of the population is simply left to die.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

Why would brexit end austerity?

It's not that Brexit = End of austerity, it's that Labour may have to choose following through with Brexit in some capacity in order to get into power, which I think is increasingly unlikely but I still don't think the tide has turned enough among Labour voters who voted leave for that to be a certainty.

It's also that there is more than one possible brexit, clearly a no-deal brexit would be catastrophic, but for millions of people the catastrophe of austerity has already happened to them, which is why I don't have much sympathy for FBPEs who just want to go back to 2012 and have Nick Clegg be a respected politician again.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
for any non-brits wondering why we're such a hellscape this is why. Guido is only listed since the alex wickham is from there

https://twitter.com/alexwickham/status/1084405883164131328

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
also in the times today

https://twitter.com/Zubhaque/status/1084421515603574784

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Hentai Jihadist posted:

like all people who forgot to do their coursework until the last minute, parliament going for an extension, the most pathetic option

i've been there

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hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

MikeCrotch posted:

Hard Brexit maybe

Not all brexits would come with a 6 digit casualty figure though, that's an insane thing I think

that many people will easily die from preventable deaths stemming from brexit, the only question is "over how long of a timeline"

2 months? 10 years? who knows, but everything about brexit means vulnerable people will die from lack of stuff

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