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quote:I've had an account for a while but I don't know what all the badges mean. Blue star/pentagram = mod, admins have a red star or something similar I can't remember, grenade = plat, but I don't know what the others mean. Nothing in particular I think IKs (demi-mods) don't get any special flair AFAIK That was less of a confession and more of a QCS post and I have two more so here they are quote:Awhile back, I started trail running. It began as a way to keep in shape, but it slowly morphed into an obsession where I started running ultra marathon distances; around 15-30 miles in one outing. I've been doing it for a couple of years, and the training regimen leads me into some fairly remote areas for the sake of finding long enough trails to train on. One of the places I train at is in the California Valley which sits east of Santa Barbara. I usually run a couple of different trails out in this area a few times a year. Remember that other fesh where the guy claimed there was a permanent detail of government spooks following him around while he went to the convenience store to buy candy or something quote:I am becoming more convinced every day that I am possessed and want to contact the church, but I am scared they will just say I'm crazy. I do not want to die. I don't want to be so unhealthy. I don't want to have no friends. But every day when I wake up full of regret for getting too high the previous night and swearing I'll never do it again, something overrides me. I always end up a mess at the end of the night, crying and begging the thing to stop killing me, but I think that just makes it stronger. I did research and believe the demon Beelzebub, the avatar of gluttony, has possessed me. I don't know why he let me learn his name, but I think it's because it is too late to do anything about it. I just want to kill him before he kills me, even if I die shortly after, but going into a church saying you want to kill a demon just gets you sent to a psychiatrist, who will give me pills that I will abuse and make it even worse. Or if someone takes it seriously, I'm worried that the procedure will kill me. I mean You know they have better ways of treating addicts than giving them more pills and saying "have fun" right Even if it is a demon, try fighting it with modern medical science
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# ? Jan 15, 2019 13:56 |
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Trail runner goon: it's more likely that your phone is old and malfunctioning, my old S6 did the exact same stuff and I can assure you I've never seen men in suits in unexplainable places. The other stuff may just be paranoia. You may want to change your phone regardless, if it's constantly being tracked hard enough to have hardware issues you probably shouldn't keep it anyways. Possessed goon: The only demon possessing you is yourself. Or, at the very least, all of your issues seem to come from addiction rather than demonic possession, so deal with that first, afterwards you can check if there's a demon around. Hell, don't go for the exorcism first, demons can make for some fine buddies. But emotional and mental issues do not.
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# ? Jan 15, 2019 14:33 |
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On the off chance the demon confession is real, if you need to talk to someone that went through addiction stuff and got through it you can PM me. Or I'd suggest going to a NA meeting and talking to people. I know lots of people have issues with the whole AA or NA thing, but if you find a good group it's more about being there for each other than doing any of the steps.
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# ? Jan 15, 2019 14:44 |
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quote:I am becoming more convinced every day that I am possessed and want to contact the church, but I am scared they will just say I'm crazy Idk, seems like a church would be the least likely place to get called crazy.
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# ? Jan 15, 2019 14:44 |
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tactlessbastard posted:Idk, seems like a church would be the least likely place to get called crazy. Depends on the church If he found like a snake-handler church or one of those speaking-in-tongues joints he'd probably get to have a really nice unsettling exorcism ceremony
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# ? Jan 15, 2019 14:48 |
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loquacius posted:ultra marathon distances; around 15-30 miles The most popular ultra marathon is the one that is shorter than a normal marathon.
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# ? Jan 15, 2019 15:34 |
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The Diddler posted:The most popular ultra marathon is the one that is shorter than a normal marathon. Yeah, the distances made me chuckle.
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# ? Jan 15, 2019 15:52 |
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Blaze Dragon posted:Trail runner goon: it's more likely that your phone is old and malfunctioning, my old S6 did the exact same stuff and I can assure you I've never seen men in suits in unexplainable places. The other stuff may just be paranoia. You may want to change your phone regardless, if it's constantly being tracked hard enough to have hardware issues you probably shouldn't keep it anyways.
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# ? Jan 15, 2019 19:11 |
Demon goon sounds like schizophrenia to me.
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# ? Jan 15, 2019 19:32 |
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runupon cracker posted:Demon goon Mehrunes DaGoon
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# ? Jan 15, 2019 19:43 |
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The new plat icons are for people who donated over Christmas to help keep our wonderful forums dev in food over the break while he was given a forced break because the boss wanted to shut down the business for a few weeks.
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# ? Jan 15, 2019 20:27 |
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jobson groeth posted:The new plat icons are for people who donated over Christmas to help keep our wonderful forums dev in food over the break while he was given a forced break because the boss wanted to shut down the business for a few weeks. Thank you for this announcement.
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runupon cracker posted:Demon goon sounds like schizophrenia to me. Could be. I have delusions when I'm manic. Psychosis can crop up with a bunch of mental illnesses, and I'd think a drug addiction wouldn't help. Hell, it could just be the drugs if it's meth or something. Either way, demon goon should head to a hospital and tell them he needs to detox and get psych help.
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El_Elegante posted:Mehrunes DaGoon lol
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# ? Jan 15, 2019 22:47 |
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I always thought Beelzebub was just another word for the devil himself, and after googling it he seems to be a lot of different things depending on the source. I've learned from exorcism movies that you need to be sure on the name of your demon to get it out, so you better do some more googling addict goon. Or just, you know, stop doing drugs with the help of medical professionals. Even if you get an exorcist (which is almost guaranteed to be from a questionable source because I've heard the catholic church is very aware of mental illness and it's very unlikely you'll ever convince them your possession is legit) they will either do nothing or at worst, kill you.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 00:24 |
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Personally I think it’s kinda comforting to know someone is keeping an eye on me, maybe I should take up trail running
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 02:28 |
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A goon in Thailand is a big trail runner. He was out in the wild one afternoon and found himself suddenly surrounded by Thai military with weapons pointed at him. He spoke enough Thai to explain that he was not in fact a spy and was just out for a run. They explained to him that he had run his way onto a firing range. Once the misunderstanding was cleared up, they took him to a bunker and let him watch while they fired off rockets and grenades for the rest of the day.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 03:10 |
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Dear Running Spooked in Santa Barbara: Post your map you coward. They're already on to you.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 03:28 |
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Gonna guess that the TLA agencies with secret hideouts in the forest aren't wearing suits and driving conspicuous vehicles.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 12:06 |
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Like, if the Men In Black really gave a poo poo, they would have been waiting at the car when he got back, and bang, another missing hiker. Otherwise, they can't monitor every birdwatcher or hiker who happens to wander into a 'bird sanctuary'.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 14:20 |
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quote:That dumb track runner story reminded me of a strange occurrence. Last spring I went on a walk with a couple of friends in a park and in the surrounding woods. This place was in our college town in upstate NY, only a few miles from campus, and that Saturday it was overcast and generally kind of lovely weather-wise (upstate NY).
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 14:46 |
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I think I'm being surveiled because I stumbled upon a secret government site. Also, I wrote an email to a dead gay forum talking about it because there's no way for the government to track electronic communications.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 15:20 |
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Trail running goon, did you not have your phone on you the entire time? Running alone in the woods without a phone seems unwise. And if you did have it on you, then how could they bug your phone? *taps head* Also who still has a landline?
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 15:23 |
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Smartphones have really ruined the whole genre of conspiracy nonsense.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 15:36 |
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that last fesh seems like he stumbled on a current/former homeless dude's shelter (or some non-drug addict kids just messing around in the woods) and a deer that died and was in the process of being picked apart by scavengers and wanted to make it spooky. It is kind of weird and finding stuff like that in the woods is pretty fun (as long as you don't get stabbed by whoever is living there or get mauled by a bear), but I'm going to go with "not spooky cultists" on this one.
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Atlas Hugged posted:A goon in Thailand is a big trail runner. He was out in the wild one afternoon and found himself suddenly surrounded by Thai military with weapons pointed at him. He spoke enough Thai to explain that he was not in fact a spy and was just out for a run. They explained to him that he had run his way onto a firing range. Once the misunderstanding was cleared up, they took him to a bunker and let him watch while they fired off rockets and grenades for the rest of the day. this story could only get better if he ended up firing rockets too
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 16:31 |
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I guess confessor thinks deer don't die unless they are killed.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 16:31 |
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tactlessbastard posted:I guess confessor thinks deer don't die unless they are killed. Next thing you'll be telling me people die when they are killed.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 16:41 |
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poppycock
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 16:44 |
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This forest is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 16:50 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:that last fesh seems like he stumbled on a current/former homeless dude's shelter (or some non-drug addict kids just messing around in the woods) and a deer that died and was in the process of being picked apart by scavengers and wanted to make it spooky. It is kind of weird and finding stuff like that in the woods is pretty fun (as long as you don't get stabbed by whoever is living there or get mauled by a bear), but I'm going to go with "not spooky cultists" on this one. Im gonna have to vote spooky cultists because its more fun
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 17:06 |
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I'm more betting on making poo poo up and/or taking some hallucinogens or just getting skittish and making the dumbest assumptions based on seeing a bunch of rocks and a dead deer.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 17:07 |
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that was a really boring story but you should post about your feelings for your friend's gf on r/relationships (to provide content to the corresponding GBS thread)
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 17:23 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Next thing you'll be telling me people die when they are killed. I've heard that but I can't confirm it
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 17:29 |
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As someone from upstate NY, none of that sounds really odd. Especially lmao at being confused by a dead deer
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 19:08 |
Trail running goon stumbled on the remains of a corporate team building event, the deer carcass is just a coincidence.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 19:09 |
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Araenna posted:As someone from upstate NY, none of that sounds really odd. Especially lmao at being confused by a dead deer but it had BITES on it. Animals know better than to start eating a dead animal they just find in the woods, think of all the germs.
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 19:11 |
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Araenna posted:As someone from upstate NY, none of that sounds really odd. Especially lmao at being confused by a dead deer
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# ? Jan 16, 2019 19:13 |
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Araenna posted:As someone from upstate NY, none of that sounds really odd. Especially lmao at being confused by a dead deer I bet dollars to donuts this guy was a long island implant
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We all have wanted to bone Adrian’s girlfriend at some point in our lives.
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