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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

Larch will never kill as many bees as us beekeepers. Please continue, friend.

I long thought that becoming an apiarist would be cool and interesting. Putting on the special outfit, the smoking, seeing all those little fuzzy bodies writhing around as they do their little dances. Getting in there and stealing all their sweet syrup. The weird building in my backyard I'd keep them in. Seems like it would be a bit of fun.

e: drat autocorrect. I mean "ape rapist".

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Everyone go back and look at Larch’s title again.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Giving someone a bee movie av is a crime against humanity.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Can't beelieve there's still unabashed bee fucklers on something awful. Thought we ran them out with the furries, years back.

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER

value-brand cereal posted:

Can't beelieve there's still unabashed bee fucklers on something awful. Thought we ran them out with the furries, years back.

I am, in fact, abashed.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

Giving someone a bee movie av is a crime against humanity.

Bee movie is a crime against human- and bee-kind alike

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Can mods change avatars for free or do they have to pay like regular folk? I ask because if someone throws money to lowtaxs spine fund by giving someone an av and a mod can just change it for free...

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Here’s some video from the local tesla bee factory

https://i.imgur.com/i33wCaN.gifv

Relentless
Sep 22, 2007

It's a perfect day for some mayhem!


Piggy Smalls posted:

Can mods change avatars for free or do they have to pay like regular folk? I ask because if someone throws money to lowtaxs spine fund by giving someone an av and a mod can just change it for free...

Mods can change it but usually they respect the :10bux:. There are of course exceptions.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

GotLag posted:

Bee movie is a crime against human- and bee-kind alike

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

Giving someone a bee movie av is a crime against humanity.

Wrong, you guys suck rear end

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
If you change someones avatar to be something nws then mods will change it pretty quickly. If you get annoyed at your avatar changing then you're probably not going to get a lot of sympathy. Someone obviously thought :10bux: was worth dropping to make it that.

There are still people with ponytars and all sorts of stupid things and they're not going away without buying a new avatar.

Old Balls McGee
Nov 2, 2008

Bad Munki posted:

Flying fire things

For context, that is supposed to be a 400 bbl / 60 m3 tank, something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8k54F2x9dc

schmug
May 20, 2007

Piggy Smalls posted:

Can mods change avatars for free or do they have to pay like regular folk? I ask because if someone throws money to lowtaxs spine fund by giving someone an av and a mod can just change it for free...

hmm, hold on a minute and you can find out for yourself.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Poor Freckles

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Sentinel posted:

Im so happy this was made.
Keep truckfuckling

I'm glad that filling my search history with twelve different condom-related terms was not in vain

for content, this whole thread is loving wild:

https://twitter.com/mvielhaber/status/1086194523561250816?s=12

special shout-out goes to this clip in particular:

https://twitter.com/MVielhaber/status/1086211837341896705

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Bad Munki posted:

Here’s some video from the local tesla bee factory

https://i.imgur.com/i33wCaN.gifv

okay

that's pretty loving cool

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Renegret posted:

okay

that's pretty loving cool

barrels of fun

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

Wrong, you guys suck rear end

It’s 2019, if you don’t eat rear end you’re not gonna get the cultural victory.

If anyone remembers the gas explosions in Massachusetts back in September, repairs were 96% complete in early December, after Columbia Gas and Joe Albanese had to push back the expected completion date by a month.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...rce/2015618002/

USA Today published a decent writeup on the causes of the explosions, including that Massachusetts doesn’t require utility companies to have licensed engineers draw up or review their gas main plans, and Columbia Gas didn’t have anyone monitoring the line pressure during replacement work on the old cast iron lines, and apparently didn’t have anyone at the shut off valve.

Of course, Columbia Gas is sending out backdated bills and slipping in a seasonal rate increase now. This after they had to cancel a state approved rate increase for November thanks to blowing up a few towns and killing a kid. https://www.wbur.org/news/2019/01/16/columbia-gas-rate-hike-merrimack-valley-lawmakers-halt

Also yes this is the event where the Massachusetts state police reminded everyone that they’re very interested in anti-police brutality and anti-Trump activist groups.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

It’s 2019, if you don’t eat rear end you’re not gonna get the cultural victory.

If anyone remembers the gas explosions in Massachusetts back in September, repairs were 96% complete in early December, after Columbia Gas and Joe Albanese had to push back the expected completion date by a month.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...rce/2015618002/

USA Today published a decent writeup on the causes of the explosions, including that Massachusetts doesn’t require utility companies to have licensed engineers draw up or review their gas main plans, and Columbia Gas didn’t have anyone monitoring the line pressure during replacement work on the old cast iron lines, and apparently didn’t have anyone at the shut off valve.

Of course, Columbia Gas is sending out backdated bills and slipping in a seasonal rate increase now. This after they had to cancel a state approved rate increase for November thanks to blowing up a few towns and killing a kid. https://www.wbur.org/news/2019/01/16/columbia-gas-rate-hike-merrimack-valley-lawmakers-halt

Also yes this is the event where the Massachusetts state police reminded everyone that they’re very interested in anti-police brutality and anti-Trump activist groups.

ugh

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


POOL IS CLOSED posted:

It’s 2019, if you don’t eat rear end you’re not gonna get the cultural victory.

If anyone remembers the gas explosions in Massachusetts back in September, repairs were 96% complete in early December, after Columbia Gas and Joe Albanese had to push back the expected completion date by a month.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...rce/2015618002/

USA Today published a decent writeup on the causes of the explosions, including that Massachusetts doesn’t require utility companies to have licensed engineers draw up or review their gas main plans, and Columbia Gas didn’t have anyone monitoring the line pressure during replacement work on the old cast iron lines, and apparently didn’t have anyone at the shut off valve.

Of course, Columbia Gas is sending out backdated bills and slipping in a seasonal rate increase now. This after they had to cancel a state approved rate increase for November thanks to blowing up a few towns and killing a kid. https://www.wbur.org/news/2019/01/16/columbia-gas-rate-hike-merrimack-valley-lawmakers-halt

Also yes this is the event where the Massachusetts state police reminded everyone that they’re very interested in anti-police brutality and anti-Trump activist groups.

But think of all the money they saved the consumers in the past!

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/pOliogO.gifv

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender

We have one angle but obviously there is another.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless


I found this pretty amusing. This is how you go from I64 westbound (which is going north at that point) to I264 eastbound this weekend while they're working on the off ramp.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Wingnut Ninja posted:



I found this pretty amusing. This is how you go from I64 westbound (which is going north at that point) to I264 eastbound this weekend while they're working on the off ramp.

ah, the American Trucking Simulator approach

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Wingnut Ninja posted:



I found this pretty amusing. This is how you go from I64 westbound (which is going north at that point) to I264 eastbound this weekend while they're working on the off ramp.

Cloverleaf interchanges are extremely blessed if you happen to be riding a motorcycle :getin:

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Cythereal posted:

(snipped tree splat)

I feel like asking that person, "What the gently caress did you think was gonna happen?"

Either that or, "Didn't you fuckers see Prometheus?"

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Wingnut Ninja posted:



I found this pretty amusing. This is how you go from I64 westbound (which is going north at that point) to I264 eastbound this weekend while they're working on the off ramp.


I encountered something similar in Kiev once, except there was a big-rear end bridge in the middle, and it wasn't a detour, it was just "the way"

https://www.google.ca/maps/dir/50.3933003,30.5568778/50.4011849,30.5527267/@50.3983404,30.5532202,1909m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!4m1!3e0?hl=en



e: looked under the bridge, expected troll

https://www.google.ca/maps/@50.3944049,30.5975022,3a,60y,143.96h,82.42t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sSbrl5UxLkyVa_77v1zqfTA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

:stonk:

Powershift fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Jan 18, 2019

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

ReelBigLizard posted:

Cloverleaf interchanges are extremely blessed if you happen to be riding a motorcycle :getin:

I used to know a guy that worked in the Austin Fire Dept and he had to show up to an accident where a guy on a motorcycle went over the side on one of those and got his leg chopped off on one of those green highway signs on the way down. The bike was on the top level...a leg on the middle and most of him was on the ground level....183 N exit from Mopac for Austin goons...

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


lmao at the honey bee controversy itt

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

Bees were found and identified as wild honey bees back in August, we left the spar for months until the bees peaced out...im sure they found another dead rear end tree around that neighborhood.

With a hive that big in a place that accessible you could most likely get a beekeeper out to relocate it as a viable hive. If it's in a bad spot sometimes you have to exterminate them but relocating that hive looks like it would be pretty easy. Just grab the queen and reach in to grab bits and relocate into a box.

Gromit posted:

I long thought that becoming an apiarist would be cool and interesting. Putting on the special outfit, the smoking, seeing all those little fuzzy bodies writhing around as they do their little dances. Getting in there and stealing all their sweet syrup. The weird building in my backyard I'd keep them in. Seems like it would be a bit of fun.

e: drat autocorrect. I mean "ape rapist".

It's actually a lot of loving work and they love to die for random rear end reasons. Mites, wasps, etc etc. Generally don't even have to wear any gear working around them most of the time. Bees are chill unless you are opening the hive and harvesting dat hunny.

If you want a backyard hive I'd recommend one of these or something similar https://www.honeyflow.com/ Flow hives make it immensely easier to harvest though you have to be sure that you do it at the right time or what you get out is closer to raw bee vomit not hunny.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
What's russian for "google how to remove poop stain from car seat"

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004

Lol Iove the real life clown car you found there powershift

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Stanky Bean posted:

Lol Iove the real life clown car you found there powershift

With 8 dudes/guns/body armor and 66hp, they are probably stuck in the valley between the 2 ramps.

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004

If you move slightly down the road you can see another getting out of the back seat on passenger side. They brought they extra 5 guys to push

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

It’s very easy to make a wrong turn by the Lincoln Memorial and you end up doing the same thing with Arlington Cemetery.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I feel like asking that person, "What the gently caress did you think was gonna happen?"

Either that or, "Didn't you fuckers see Prometheus?"

I would watch the poo poo out of a Prometheus sequel that was just a Weyland Yutani internal use only review of the Prometheus incident made in the style of a Chemical Safety Board video.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
The CSB is a national treasure and I would want them to do the actual movie. It would sweep Cannes.

Thanks for giving me a new impossible lust, jerk.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
we could most likely bribe someone to do it...

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
Yeah, they’re not loving doing anything at the moment.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Either that or, "Didn't you fuckers see Prometheus?"

Queue Simpsons "Did anyone see the movie Tron" clip.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Nuclearmonkee posted:

It's actually a lot of loving work and they love to die for random rear end reasons. Mites, wasps, etc etc. Generally don't even have to wear any gear working around them most of the time.

If you want a backyard hive I'd recommend one of these or something similar https://www.honeyflow.com/

Terrifying. I wonder how zoos manage to hold onto their animals if they are so prone to death? But that hive looks far too small to fit the number of monkeys I have in mind.

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