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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Captain Splendid posted:

In all my years on this earth I never noticed Americans held forks like spoons

Worst are the lunatics who will cut their meat with the knife in one hand, then put down their cutlery and change hands.

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Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
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The Bloop posted:

I imagine most Americans in 2019 get honey in a squeezable plastic (possibly bear-shaped) bottle

You get little threads of honey coming off the spout and the lid gets all gummed up, it's gross. Just use a honey wand

# ? Jan 20, 2019 15:31

Uncle ShortyB: Oct 18, 2013; "Do you think since your cat is dead I could

You know

Wear it?"

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

The gently caress is PeTA doing up in there?

# ? Jan 20, 2019 15:40

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

The Bloop posted:

I imagine most Americans in 2019 get honey in a squeezable plastic (possibly bear-shaped) bottle

da bears

# ? Jan 20, 2019 15:41

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Karate Bastard posted:

The gently caress is PeTA doing up in there?

cyber killing pets

# ? Jan 20, 2019 15:42

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gripweed posted:

You don't use a honey wand?

I can't use my honey wand in public :shrug:

# ? Jan 20, 2019 15:42

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Randaconda posted:

I can't use my honey wand in public

https://www.honeybucket.com/

# ? Jan 20, 2019 15:50

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Worst are the lunatics who will cut their meat with the knife in one hand, then put down their cutlery and change hands.

This is an American thing. It's generally considered bad manners to not switch.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 15:50

Gort: Aug 18, 2003; Good day what ho cup of tea

I never got the point of cutting your food all at once instead of just as and when you want to eat a bit of it

# ? Jan 20, 2019 15:53

kdrudy: Sep 19, 2009

Blue Footed Booby posted:

This is an American thing. It's generally considered bad manners to not switch.

By who?

# ? Jan 20, 2019 15:55

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

kdrudy posted:

By who?

The question is not by who...

but by whom

# ? Jan 20, 2019 15:57

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

kdrudy posted:

By who?

People who care way too much about how people eat.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 16:15

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

kdrudy posted:

By who?

By my mother :colbert:

So now I change hands without thinking.

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gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

I find chewing crude, so I just cram the stake in my TravelBlend™️ and suck it through a straw.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 16:25

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Worst are the lunatics who will cut their meat with the knife in one hand, then put down their cutlery and change hands.

Regional differences? In my arbitrary ritualized behavior norms?

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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

just lol if you dont have enrique chew your food for you

# ? Jan 20, 2019 16:31

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I eat sushi with my fists.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 16:37

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

you are supposed to :catbert:

# ? Jan 20, 2019 16:38

Master Twig: Oct 25, 2007; I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Karate Bastard posted:

I eat sushi with my fists.

Fingers are just flexible chopsticks

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Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Karate Bastard posted:

I eat sushi with my fists.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 16:48

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

bike tory posted:

You've got an odd sense of "funny", my dude

I just wanted to post a pic of sneakyfrog eating sushi

# ? Jan 20, 2019 16:58

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

heeeey

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Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Solve international crises and nuclear war through the medium of dogfights

Gosh darn he fly plane so good he bring diplomatic peace

Its like the discussion of enders game in yospos where someone said,

Post so good become leader of the world

# ? Jan 20, 2019 17:07

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Zero One posted:

I donut think that's a good idea.

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Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
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Zero One posted:

That's just sushi in an inconvenient form

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Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
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Jose Valasquez: Apr 8, 2005

Zero One posted:

Would

# ? Jan 20, 2019 18:26

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Gort posted:

I never got the point of cutting your food all at once instead of just as and when you want to eat a bit of it

My dad cuts spaghetti up into small pieces with a knife and fork before eating it.
I don't know why. But this is the situation I thought of when you posted this because it would be pretty hard to cut only what he wants to eat at a time!

# ? Jan 20, 2019 18:33

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Dixville posted:

My dad cuts spaghetti up into small pieces with a knife and fork before eating it.
I don't know why. But this is the situation I thought of when you posted this because it would be pretty hard to cut only what he wants to eat at a time!

My old roommate would break the spaghetti in half before boiling it so it would fit in the pot. We got into a drunken argument about it once. His boyfriend took my side and it turned into a whole thing.

I miss that gay rear end in a top hat sometimes.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 18:43

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Dixville posted:

My dad cuts spaghetti up into small pieces with a knife and fork before eating it.
I don't know why. But this is the situation I thought of when you posted this because it would be pretty hard to cut only what he wants to eat at a time!

I did that as a kid because it was much faster and less messy to eat than having long noodles to pull apart or have to spin around a fork. I still secretly wish it was something I could do as an adult for noodle dishes.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 18:49

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Lobok posted:

I did that as a kid because it was much faster and less messy to eat than having long noodles to pull apart or have to spin around a fork. I still secretly wish it was something I could do as an adult for noodle dishes.

Well my dad does it and we only mildly judge him so for it so...

# ? Jan 20, 2019 18:50

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 18:57

Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

Samuringa posted:

I hope his next date(s) see this article

# ? Jan 20, 2019 19:02

Lizard Combatant: Sep 29, 2010; I have some notes.

Samuringa posted:

That's a caption not a headline.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 19:05

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Samuringa posted:

Probably his hairline.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 19:07

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