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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Halloween Jack posted:

Right but then her actual campaign was actually based on trying to win these people over and throwing her base overboard.

My point is not about Clinton. She lost because she was a bad candidate. Her statement about Trump's base is spot on, however.

Hot take heard in the office today, "Those boys are Catholics, Catholics never do wrong"

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

terrified of my bathroom posted:

lol remember when GE used this song in a commercial for their coal mines

they edited around the lyrics about how hosed over the worker in the song is lol

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

My point is not about Clinton. She lost because she was a bad candidate. Her statement about Trump's base is spot on, however.
In context, no, it really isn't. Well over half of Trump's base is motivated by racism--like over 90% was motivated by what I'd label racism--but she was totally misinformed about who those people actually are.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Flowers For Algeria posted:

just say "all right coal miners/plant workers you’ve wrecked your bodies to extract/shovel coal, you’ve worked enough, harder than anyone, now enjoy retirement starting at 35 when your mine/plant closes."

then do it for all dying industries


Yeah, UBI and then just waiting for the population to die/leave is basically the only solution I see for coal country.

But, I honestly don't know how helpful that would be. Even if general needs are met with UBI, it feels like a community that's been more or less openly declared worthless would still be toxic.

Back in 09 I was unemployed for six months. Due to a combo of good fortune and good planning, I had no money issues, could have lived off unemployment for another six months comfortably. I initially thought it would be great, I'd get to just hang out and play videogames, spend time with friends, etc. I was deeply unhappy and depressed after about 6 weeks. Turns out you can get sick of internet porn and vidja.

I don't know what happens when you tell a whole community that they're now retirees because society has deemed them unnecessary, but I don't think it'll be all sunshine and rainbows.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

they edited around the lyrics about how hosed over the worker in the song is lol

I always thought it was funny when Microsoft removed the line "it makes a grown man cry" when using Start Me Up on their ads for Windows 95

Serf
May 5, 2011


One More Fat Nerd posted:

Yeah, UBI and then just waiting for the population to die/leave is basically the only solution I see for coal country.

But, I honestly don't know how helpful that would be. Even if general needs are met with UBI, it feels like a community that's been more or less openly declared worthless would still be toxic.

Back in 09 I was unemployed for six months. Due to a combo of good fortune and good planning, I had no money issues, could have lived off unemployment for another six months comfortably. I initially thought it would be great, I'd get to just hang out and play videogames, spend time with friends, etc. I was deeply unhappy and depressed after about 6 weeks. Turns out you can get sick of internet porn and vidja.

I don't know what happens when you tell a whole community that they're now retirees because society has deemed them unnecessary, but I don't think it'll be all sunshine and rainbows.

you've got to keep the mines open or expand them. make-work full employment is all that's going to work for some people. a lot of folks are so brain-poisoned by the right that they would never consider a life without work, so we should give them something to do

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
How many commercials have used The Raspberries' "Go All The Way" just for the opening guitar riff repeated several times?

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Serf posted:

you've got to keep the mines open or expand them. make-work full employment is all that's going to work for some people. a lot of folks are so brain-poisoned by the right that they would never consider a life without work, so we should give them something to do

Gulags but the people all want to be there

Serf
May 5, 2011


Agean90 posted:

Gulags but the people all want to be there

hosed up but yeah, pretty much

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
it's not rightwing brain poisoning it's how brains work. even zoo animals get depressed sitting around having their basic needs met without any challenges or novel stimuli. if you're retired with lots of money you can travel to foreign countries or whatever. if you're an intellectual type you can read and think deep poo poo, or at least pretend to. otherwise you wind up sitting around watching TV and following Qanon boards for excitement.

the answer is broadly-defined community service. instead of useless make-work, government can pay them to help out in libraries, schools, daycares, etc. nothing degrading, just the kind of things churches or community centers do, or used to do. a human connection to the community and a feeling of usefulness is super important to all but the most sociopathic assholes.

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

the rural/urban divide is tricky politics, it is easy to fall into a utilitarian mindset where the only answer is "go where the jobs are". first one needs to evaluate whether having everyone drive ubers in future megacities in the name of economic efficiency is really the entire plan

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Ads don't work for me unless they use an upbeat song that is about heroin addiction

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



Or meth.

ptkfvk
Apr 30, 2013

if you wanna win WV and KY just tell everyone youre going to take the money from the coal companies and give it to the people. Via programs or just straight cash.

No factory is going to save most of these towns. theyre dead.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Just make more mountain dew factories, the problem will take care of its self when all their teeth fallout and the can't eat solid food anymore.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

terrified of my bathroom posted:

lol remember when GE used this song in a commercial for their coal mines

my dad said another day older and deeper in debt on facebook for his 65th birthday. He's worth 2 million and draws a 6 figure public pension.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

zegermans posted:

my dad said another day older and deeper in debt on facebook for his 65th birthday. He's worth 2 million and draws a 6 figure public pension.

Some people can never have enough money.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

ElGroucho posted:

Just make more mountain dew factories, the problem will take care of its self when all their teeth fallout and the can't eat solid food anymore.

is mountain dew now slang for meth

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Business Gorillas posted:

clinton lost the midwest not because of the racist vote, but because she thought that everyone was a buncha uneducated bumpkins she could pull a fast one on

they've been workshopping the "we'll have job training programs for you when the factories shut down, honest!" for 20 years now. everyone around here knows the dems are full of poo poo and don't stand for anything

edit: as we speak, we're having 2020 hopefuls start stumbling out of their test tubes and so far, their policy positions are exclusively 180's of stances they had pre-2016, watered down versions of what bernie wants, or republican ideas

we'll just train those coal miners to write code bing bong simple :abuela:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

is mountain dew now slang for meth

Even more funny, it's literal mountain dew

These C-Spam mods are killing themselves with sody-pop!

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2013/09/12/221845853/mountain-dew-mouth-is-destroying-appalachias-teeth

Serf
May 5, 2011


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

it's not rightwing brain poisoning it's how brains work. even zoo animals get depressed sitting around having their basic needs met without any challenges or novel stimuli. if you're retired with lots of money you can travel to foreign countries or whatever. if you're an intellectual type you can read and think deep poo poo, or at least pretend to. otherwise you wind up sitting around watching TV and following Qanon boards for excitement.

the answer is broadly-defined community service. instead of useless make-work, government can pay them to help out in libraries, schools, daycares, etc. nothing degrading, just the kind of things churches or community centers do, or used to do. a human connection to the community and a feeling of usefulness is super important to all but the most sociopathic assholes.

they're not going to accept community service jobs. they want coal mines, so we give them coal mines and keep them nice and happy.

bonus, we can create some more jobs somewhere else burying the coal again

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
A bigger, broader, revived WPA is a magnificent idea that neither party will ever support.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


ElGroucho posted:

Just make more mountain dew factories, the problem will take care of its self when all their teeth fallout and the can't eat solid food anymore.

it’s got what plants crave

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Pay them to fight climate change.

We're going to need an army to do it and they want to draw a paycheck and stay in their communities. Pay them to do it.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

ElGroucho posted:

Even more funny, it's literal mountain dew

These C-Spam mods are killing themselves with sody-pop!

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2013/09/12/221845853/mountain-dew-mouth-is-destroying-appalachias-teeth
Who needs teeth, really?

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

the rural/urban divide is tricky politics, it is easy to fall into a utilitarian mindset where the only answer is "go where the jobs are". first one needs to evaluate whether having everyone drive ubers in future megacities in the name of economic efficiency is really the entire plan

Even this is a non starter, were like 5 years or 10 tops from telling or phone to have a robot car bring some groceries sorted by a fresh bot by so we can throw them in the fridge before taking it to work.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Shaffness posted:

Even this is a non starter, were like 5 years or 10 tops from telling or phone to have a robot car bring some groceries sorted by a fresh bot by so we can throw them in the fridge before taking it to work.

how are we going to be making money in this grim future

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Shaffness posted:

Even this is a non starter, were like 5 years or 10 tops from telling or phone to have a robot car bring some groceries sorted by a fresh bot by so we can throw them in the fridge before taking it to work.

is this before or after the campaign of extermination that this sort of advancement would necessitate if our current caste system is to be maintained

fact is the only thing that's gonna create anything like this is UBI because a desperate underclass will always be cheaper to exploit than building robotic infrastructure. create a UBI and the lovely loving jobs that pay nothing stop getting done, at which point it becomes more cost efficient to automate it

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

Serf posted:

how are we going to be making money in this grim future

Enterprising young men know how to fill up a bathtub with ice and are handy with a dulled scalpel.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Serf posted:

you've got to keep the mines open or expand them. make-work full employment is all that's going to work for some people. a lot of folks are so brain-poisoned by the right that they would never consider a life without work, so we should give them something to do

There is something interesting that happened between the 70s and now that made these people right when they used to be hard left.

You will recall the documentary Harlan County USA .

I’m guessing it was just a concerted effort to demonize unions combined with an implementation of the “bootstrap” mindset, although I’m sure there are more layers than that.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
Make legislation that says factories have to draw water a few hundred yards down stream from where they dump their run-off

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Dr.Caligari posted:

There is something interesting that happened between the 70s and now that made these people right when they used to be hard left.

You will recall the documentary Harlan County USA .

I’m guessing it was just a concerted effort to demonize unions combined with an implementation of the “bootstrap” mindset, although I’m sure there are more layers than that.
1973 was the point where wages relative to productivity went over the cliff. It was due to the inevitable falling rate of profit playing out more-or-less exactly as Marx predicted.

They did demonize unions, of course, but it wasn't that corporations suddenly discovered devastating new methods of lobbying and union-busting.

Serf posted:

they're not going to accept community service jobs. they want coal mines, so we give them coal mines and keep them nice and happy.
I'm glad we've evolved from "rural whites are orcs" to "rural whites are dwarves."

Serf
May 5, 2011


Halloween Jack posted:

I'm glad we've evolved from "rural whites are orcs" to "rural whites are dwarves."

as rural white, i feel more kinship towards the goblins than anything else

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Serf posted:

as rural white, i feel more kinship towards the goblins than anything else

goblins are just what tolkien called orcs in the hobbit, they're the same thing. unless you mean like, old lore goblins, which yeah, i can see that.

Serf
May 5, 2011


KiteAuraan posted:

goblins are just what tolkien called orcs in the hobbit, they're the same thing.

i'm tolkien about d&d

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Serf posted:

as rural white, i feel more kinship towards the goblins than anything else
I listed my race as Irish (Lace-Curtain) on the last intake form I had to fill out

svenkatesh
Sep 5, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Zeroisanumber posted:

Pay them to fight climate change.

We're going to need an army to do it and they want to draw a paycheck and stay in their communities. Pay them to do it.

what, with like knives and guns?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Shiny Eyes Technique.

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

Serf posted:

i'm tolkien about d&d
now you're tolkien my language

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An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

HobbitGrease posted:

now you're tolkien my language

Legolas to the polls.
Gimli your tired, your poor, your huddled Minas Tirith.

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