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Oh my God thank you for posting this, I thought this was a fever dream I had as a kid.
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Koalas March posted:Oh my God thank you for posting this, I thought this was a fever dream I had as a kid. It was an Emmys sketch, I think. Grammer wasn't in it because he was in rehab after flipping his Ferrari.
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Jan 22, 2019 18:27
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The only Harry episode I can think of off of the top of my head is the one where his dead girlfriend comes back as an alien
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Jan 22, 2019 18:27
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Harry wakes up back in San Fran and is designing a shuttle and no one else knows he was ever gone Harry makes out with a cow
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Jan 22, 2019 18:54
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The Bloop posted:Harry wakes up back in San Fran and is designing a shuttle and no one else knows he was ever gone Is that A-story / B-story?
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Jan 22, 2019 19:07
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Harry's musical instrument of choice is a loving clarinet and I'm falling asleep just thinking about it.
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Jan 22, 2019 19:13
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Delsaber posted:Harry's musical instrument of choice is a loving clarinet and I'm falling asleep just thinking about it. It's like the water polo of musical instruments!
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Jan 22, 2019 19:19
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loving water polo LOL what were they thinking
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Jan 22, 2019 19:23
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FlamingLiberal posted:The only Harry episode I can think of off of the top of my head is the one where his dead girlfriend comes back as an alien It’s a surprisingly decent one too, IIRC.
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Jan 22, 2019 20:02
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It’s bad. The only good thing about it is drunk rear end loser Paris. The girlfriend herself is suitably boring for Harry, but the contrivance to explain the premise is like the purest-strain Voyager poo poo imaginable. It has nothing to do with Harry’s character and is just a consequence of irrelevant aliens we’ll never meet again doing The Tech to him, so instead of revealing anything about his character the episode just makes him do The Tech backwards and everything is fixed.
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Jan 22, 2019 20:11
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Drink-Mix Man posted:loving water polo LOL what were they thinking Climate change and WW3 flooded and destroyed all the bigger sports venues. We'd better turn this situation around toot sweet or we'll be stuck with water polo and blitzball.
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Jan 22, 2019 20:52
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McSpanky posted:Looking back on it, I can't believe they let that episode air on network television in the 1980s. Um, I think you mean syndicated television.  To some degree, I wouldn't be surprised with this having something to do with it. TNG pioneered the "direct-to-syndication" approach for televised drama, and different stations getting to put the show into different timeslots may have given them some leeway. Or even thinking "places that would have a problem with this aren't showing the series anyway." If anybody knows more about this, I'd love to hear. The business side of TV (with regards to censorship) has always fascinated me.
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Jan 22, 2019 21:03
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Delsaber posted:Climate change and WW3 flooded and destroyed all the bigger sports venues. You’re the second person I’ve seen spell “tout suite” as toot sweet (or the same person twice) and I don’t know how to react to it. Edit: Must be because no one uses that obscure language known as French.
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Jan 22, 2019 21:10
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Kibayasu posted:You’re the second person I’ve seen spell “tout suite” as toot sweet (or the same person twice) and I don’t know how to react to it. I speak French. But not Quebecois - that poo poo is incomprehensible
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Jan 22, 2019 21:14
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It's the candy you whistle.
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Jan 22, 2019 21:14
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Timby posted:It was an Emmys sketch, I think. Grammer wasn't in it because he was in rehab after flipping his Ferrari. From the Star Trek 30th Anniversary Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvsNqS6KxIc About 37 minutes in.
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Jan 22, 2019 21:24
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HD DAD posted:I speak French. But not Quebecois - that poo poo is incomprehensible I moved to Québec awhile back and it's frustrating that stuff like Rosetta Stone doesn't have a Québecois course. But I've learned lots about how to construct sentances entirely out of estì, tabarnak, calisse, and sacrement.
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Jan 22, 2019 21:32
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Kibayasu posted:You’re the second person I’ve seen spell “tout suite” as toot sweet (or the same person twice) and I don’t know how to react to it. It might be misspelled but it works for all intensive purposes
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Jan 22, 2019 21:55
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:It might be misspelled but it works for all intensive purposes I hole-hardedly agree, this was a blessing in the skies.
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Jan 22, 2019 22:34
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Even this would have been more interesting if they had done it for real. Like, have the show deal with the fact that some people— especially the non-Starfleet— would probably become depressed about the idea of being confined to Voyager for the rest of their lives and stop giving a poo poo about military professionalism. I could see some complete burn-out from constantly working. Small crew, emergency every few weeks and constantly repairing damage from the battles or the anomaly of the week.
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Jan 22, 2019 22:40
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ashpanash posted:I hole-hardedly agree, this was a blessing in the skies. For all intensive purposes, I agree that it was such a blessing. Bookoo blessings, even.
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Jan 22, 2019 22:58
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ashpanash posted:I hole-hardedly agree, this was a blessing in the skies. Worst case Ontario I might accidentally offend a 19th century Frenchman.
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Jan 22, 2019 22:58
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:It might be misspelled but it works for all intensive purposes ashpanash posted:I hole-hardedly agree, this was a blessing in the skies. This is all good and fun, but the notion that everyone here speaks and reads English well enough to recognize these plays on words isn't the kind of thing you want to take for granite.
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Jan 22, 2019 23:06
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Purple Hayes was in my brain, lately things don't seem this aim, actin' funny but I don't know why 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
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Jan 22, 2019 23:07
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Sash! posted:Bookoo Non
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Jan 22, 2019 23:08
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Delsaber posted:Worst case Ontario I might accidentally offend a 19th century Frenchman. Kay Sarah, Sarah, I always say. If you do, just say excuseay mwah, mon sewer, and he'll forgive you.
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Jan 22, 2019 23:08
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Kibayasu posted:You’re the second person I’ve seen spell “tout suite” as toot sweet (or the same person twice) and I don’t know how to react to it. Je pense que tu veut dire “tout de suite”. 
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Jan 23, 2019 00:18
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Phylodox posted:Je pense que tu veut dire “tout de suite”. Crazy gibberish
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Jan 23, 2019 00:24
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remember when the voyager crew got kidnapped and brainwashed into perfect slaves and tom paris still was so lovely he got fired
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Jan 23, 2019 00:29
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I have a spelling checker. It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea. Eye ran this poem threw it, Your sure reel glad two no. Its vary polished in it’s weigh, My checker tolled me sew. A checker is a bless sing, It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when aye rime. Each frays come posed up on my screen Eye trussed to bee a joule The checker poured o’er every word To cheque sum spelling rule. Be fore a veiling checkers Hour spelling mite decline, And if were lacks or have a laps, We wood be maid to wine. Butt now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, Their are know faults with in my cite, Of none eye am a wear. Now spelling does knot phase me, It does knot bring a tier. My pay purrs awl due glad den With wrapped words fare as hear. To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should be proud. And wee mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaws are knot aloud. Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays Such soft ware for pea seas, And why I brake in two averse By righting wants too pleas.
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Jan 23, 2019 01:48
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I watched the first episode of TNG season 2 and wtf. Deanna Troi gets raped by some kind of light, gives birth to the light posing as her fast aging child, and then it flies away. Only Worf seems to think anything is wrong with this. I don't think this episode could be made in 2019.
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Jan 23, 2019 03:30
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Spacebump posted:I watched the first episode of TNG season 2 and wtf. Deanna Troi gets raped by some kind of light, gives birth to the light posing as her fast aging child, and then it flies away. Only Worf seems to think anything is wrong with this. I don't think this episode could be made in 2019. this also includes that part in Nemesis where Troi also gets mind raped
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Jan 23, 2019 03:52
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Spacebump posted:I watched the first episode of TNG season 2 and wtf. Deanna Troi gets raped by some kind of light, gives birth to the light posing as her fast aging child, and then it flies away. Only Worf seems to think anything is wrong with this. I don't think this episode could be made in 2019. Then again, a truly alien culture is not going to respect our cultural boundaries, especially when making a first contact. You could probably get away with it today as long as you also explicitly mentioned the issue with autonomy in some dialog.
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Jan 23, 2019 03:54
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Spacebump posted:I watched the first episode of TNG season 2 and wtf. Deanna Troi gets raped by some kind of light, gives birth to the light posing as her fast aging child, and then it flies away. Only Worf seems to think anything is wrong with this. I don't think this episode could be made in 2019. Yeah, welcome to the Writer's Strike season. That episode was recycled from a script that had been written for Star Trek Phase 2, a show featuring Kirk & co that was in development in the 70's that never materialized.
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Jan 23, 2019 03:56
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The episode where Troi loses her powers should have ended with her being totally fine with it, since all it does is allow her to read basic body language, get silently roasted by her mom, and be mind raped twice a season.
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Jan 23, 2019 03:57
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They should have split Deanna into her constituent parts. The human half has Marina's normal eyes, the Betazoid half has colossal black sclera contacts. Neither one is particularly useful.
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Jan 23, 2019 04:12
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Runs around in underwear Betazoid Betazoid
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Spacebump posted:I watched the first episode of TNG season 2 and wtf. Deanna Troi gets raped by some kind of light, gives birth to the light posing as her fast aging child, and then it flies away. Only Worf seems to think anything is wrong with this. I don't think this episode could be made in 2019. Counterpoint: the comedy rape episode of The Orville.
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Jan 23, 2019 04:16
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:Runs around in underwear Mott the barber cuts her hair
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Rescues the Enterprise D Betazoid! Betazoid! Reads emotions on the screen Betazoid! Betazoid! She's at her battle station In the next generation When her mom's there she's annoyed Betazoid, Betazoid Check out Deanna Troi Girl in outer space Does yoga in a mirror Hall Then examines Barclays case Her powers as half betazoid Are stronger empathy That means she knows the feelings when she looks at you or me
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