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Trump is moving on Pelosi like a bitch. https://twitter.com/desiderioDC/status/1088125067383488514?s=19 The bottom line is that Trump can't even hit the House floor without Pelosi's approval, as there needs to be a joint House/Senate resolution allowing him to do so. Pelosi has already told her members not to invite their families next week (standard SOTU practice). My bet is if Thursday's votes in the Senate fail (as expected), Pelosi bans him.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 18:50 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:29 |
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Exhibit infinity - Decorum doesn't matter, especially when the occupier of the highest office in the land openly mocks the very concept.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 18:54 |
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facialimpediment posted:Trump is moving on Pelosi like a bitch.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 18:55 |
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Curious to see her reply. Good job-you’ve made government into a soap opera. Please pay me.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 18:57 |
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So to the American People, I declare that the State of Our UniOW AM I BEING DETAINED?!
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 18:58 |
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nwin posted:Curious to see her reply.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 18:59 |
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nwin posted:Curious to see her reply. i already asked for my command to get a part time job as a male stripper. i have the skimpy sailor uniform and everything. My stripper name is "Significant Otter"
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:02 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Ask your parents for a small million dollar loan. I tried that, my mum smacked me round the head with a frying pan and told me to get a job.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:02 |
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ElMaligno posted:i already asked for my command to get a part time job as a male stripper. i have the skimpy sailor uniform and everything. *whistle* how about we splice the main brace and throw some slush on my mast?
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:12 |
I’m curious if trump is just going to give the SOTU to the GOP on the house floor. The only reason nanci has to invite him is Decorum
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:15 |
Woof Blitzer posted:Hard to laugh with no head
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:17 |
Casimir Radon posted:"Police brutality! Police brutality!" Screamed Donnie as the Sergeant at Arms handcuffs him. Then his pants fell down. Sergeant at Arms you say?
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:18 |
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M_Gargantua posted:I’m curious if trump is just going to give the SOTU to the GOP on the house floor. The only reason nanci has to invite him is Decorum I was about to edit my above post, because there's another option: Trump shows up, goes on the House floor, and the lights turn off and the cameras don't broadcast. https://twitter.com/gzornick/status/1088128136397631491?s=19 This came into play in the House sit-in over guns back in 2015/2016, I forget when. Democrats sat in the House to semi-shut it down, Paul Ryan cut the C-SPAN feed, and the members had to broadcast on Periscope and other live streaming sites.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:21 |
Except unlike democrats the trump cronies have no problem simply turning those back on and filming with no repercussions. A Pirate CSPAN broadcast would be extraordinarily weird but if you’re the president and staff you have physical access and once you have physical access it’s 90% there
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:25 |
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facialimpediment posted:I was about to edit my above post, because there's another option: Trump shows up, goes on the House floor, and the lights turn off and the cameras don't broadcast. Mmm yes the president of the United States inviting himself over to the chamber of a co-equal branch of our federal government. If I had any faith in the American electorate I'd think this was a bad move but Trump's prior WWF experience is a real advantage here.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:26 |
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Really hope AOC is up there shouting: Hey hey DJT How many times did the hookers pee?
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:28 |
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Hey hey! Tiny Hands! How many people have you scammed? Hey hey! Bony feet! Why do you like hooker's pee?
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:32 |
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facialimpediment posted:I was about to edit my above post, because there's another option: Trump shows up, goes on the House floor, and the lights turn off and the cameras don't broadcast.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:37 |
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The Secret Service would not allow him to be tossed out of the House.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:39 |
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Cohen's testimony before congress has been postponed. https://twitter.com/emilyjanefox/status/1088142467545862144?s=19
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:39 |
In zany foreign relations news I couldn’t tell if this is real but it’s apperenlty real as of like 15 minutes ago. https://twitter.com/phil_mattingly/status/1088138107885621255?s=21 Casimir Radon posted:If he acts up he can be tossed out same as anyone else. How?
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:40 |
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Bored As gently caress posted:The Secret Service would not allow him to be tossed out of the House. I'm sure they wouldn't, but he'd look pretty stupid sat there like a pissed baby while they all looked like they wanted to be anywhere else.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:41 |
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M_Gargantua posted:In zany foreign relations news I couldn’t tell if this is real but it’s apperenlty real as of like 15 minutes ago. Guaido tragically fell down the stairs on to a pile of bullets while being arrested.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:44 |
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It's gotta be possible to remove him if it's lawful? Secret Service is not there to protect him from lawful acts.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:51 |
aphid_licker posted:It's gotta be possible to remove him if it's lawful? Secret Service is not there to protect him from lawful acts. "You guys wanna get paid? Get me in that building"
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:52 |
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That Works posted:"You guys wanna get paid? Get me in that building" "Sir, you aren't paying us."
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:53 |
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This is some tin pot dictator crap.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:54 |
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Donald Trump, King corpse maker!!!
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:59 |
LingcodKilla posted:This is some tin pot dictator crap. *nuclear armed dictator
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 19:59 |
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Cohen is claiming that the Trump admin is making unspecified "threats" against him and his family, which is delaying his testimony. He has lied to the FBI before so who knows, but it would be icing on the cake if someone told him they were going to fit him for cement shoes if he testified.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 20:13 |
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Weapons grade urinium pot dictator
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 20:15 |
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orange juche posted:Cohen is claiming that the Trump admin is making unspecified "threats" against him and his family, which is delaying his testimony. He has lied to the FBI before so who knows, but it would be icing on the cake if someone told him they were going to fit him for cement shoes if he testified. im thinking its mueller telling him to chill out for a short bit
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 20:19 |
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Piss pot dictator.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 20:19 |
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orange juche posted:Cohen is claiming that the Trump admin is making unspecified "threats" against him and his family, which is delaying his testimony. He has lied to the FBI before so who knows, but it would be icing on the cake if someone told him they were going to fit him for cement shoes if he testified. The admin has very publicly made threats against him and his family
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 20:22 |
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Chamber pot dictator
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 20:23 |
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Fallom posted:The admin has very publicly made threats against him and his family I think you’ll find the president lies and threatens everyone so you really can’t take any one threat seriously. Take for example “the Mexicans will pay for the wall”. This was simply taken out context and what he meant was “poor Mexican-Americans will pay partially for the wall” which is basically true.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 20:26 |
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orange juche posted:Cohen is claiming that the Trump admin is making unspecified "threats" against him and his family, which is delaying his testimony. He has lied to the FBI before so who knows, but it would be icing on the cake if someone told him they were going to fit him for cement shoes if he testified. Fallom posted:The admin has very publicly made threats against him and his family https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086277705916502017
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 20:27 |
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It's probably a good excuse because the Buzzfeed article is still fresh enough.
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 20:28 |
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Well, that was quick. https://twitter.com/KellyO/status/1088157878928764928?s=19 Edit: oh hey, possible bank robbery or something https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1088158952486068224?s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Jan 23, 2019 |
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Sincerely, Nancy “Big Balls” Pelosi
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# ? Jan 23, 2019 20:39 |