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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

why don't y'all just worship haile selassie like a normal person

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Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/Zeddary/status/1088833413073776640

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Mel Mudkiper posted:

"hey boss, we got those foreskins you wanted, what do you wanna do with all these leftover dicks?"

But enough about the Bar S meat factory.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






When you bitch about literally every single miniscule loving thing for years this is bound to happen.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Quiet Feet posted:

When you bitch about literally every single miniscule loving thing for years this is bound to happen.

See also: my wife’s approach to always being right about everything!

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011

Quiet Feet posted:

But enough about the Bar S meat factory.

It's fascinating to me how widely known it is that Bar S hotdogs are the shittiest around.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/CraigCaplan/status/1088854902502244353

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Any other time that would be some pretty funny, pandering stuff. Right now the government is literally shutdown. Go do some real work you dumb bitch.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Any other time that would be some pretty funny, pandering stuff. Right now the government is literally shutdown. Go do some real work you dumb bitch.

That guy specifically had also voted against the House bills to reopen the government too. Granted they didn’t go anywhere in the Senate, but still

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Any other time that would be some pretty funny, pandering stuff. Right now the government is literally shutdown. Go do some real work you dumb bitch.

it's even funnier now

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Amy Pole Her posted:

Yeah I’m sticking with Gator hunting lol much safer.

We’ve gotten 4 so far this 6 month period over 10 feet. Not bad for 4 outings!

I have yet to hunt gator, sadly. Maybe next year.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Is Kirk associated with the Infowars network of pill pushing? Also, loving :lol: at the claim he saw "over ten doctors and specialists".

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Blowjob Overtime posted:

Is Kirk associated with the Infowars network of pill pushing? Also, loving :lol: at the claim he saw "over ten doctors and specialists".

1 person at admissions, 1 charge nurse, a cna, an LPN....uh...a PA.....there was probably a doctor somewhere in the back...

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Reminder that Kirk signed off on the Gun Girl's diaper protest

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

FizFashizzle posted:

1 person at admissions, 1 charge nurse, a cna, an LPN....uh...a PA.....there was probably a doctor somewhere in the back...

"I spoke with over ten people at the hospital. Many of them were doctors dressed as security staff asking me to leave the premises."

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Blowjob Overtime posted:

"I spoke with over ten people at the hospital. Many of them were doctors dressed as security staff asking me to leave the premises."

it's even better because apparently he flew in to see this chiro.

with a c spine injury and a blood clot scare :thunk:

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Blowjob Overtime posted:

"I spoke with over ten people at the hospital. Many of them were doctors dressed as security staff asking me to leave the premises."

One of them was Patch Adams! At least, he was a clown. I think he was Patch Adams?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


oh poo poo

swickles and fiz are gonna be out of jobs if this is true

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/LisaDNews/status/1088872595330682881

:smugpelosi:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million to support the perverted arts

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Did anything ever happen to the Deedee Megadoodoo lady? If she's still around, can someone put Pete Buttigieg's name in the prompter and see where she goes with it?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million to support the perverted arts

Which Simpsons episode was that from?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I think the Bart's asteroid one.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Which Simpsons episode was that from?

The one where the comet is going to hit Springfield and everyone kicks Ned out of his bomb shelter.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I think the asteroid one.

YES. And then Kent comes in and goes “Democracy DOESNT work”

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

YES. And then Kent comes in and goes “Democracy DOESNT work”

homer also said that when the anti-immigrant bill passed in a landslide

that immigrant episode, goddamn it aged well

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Art of the Deal folks

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1088867848490049536

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/TVietor08/status/1088878985260474369

Vertical Lime posted:


:smugpelosi:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Trump caved so hard, he is pretending he never wanted a wall along the entire border or for it be built of concrete

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
He already caved on making Mexico pay for it, so what's the difference at this point. His supporters will all blame the Dems for not getting their precious wall anyway.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


The Glumslinger posted:

Trump caved so hard, he is pretending he never wanted a wall along the entire border or for it be built of concrete

It's pretty amazing. He talked for 5 minutes about reopening the government and has just been ranting about the wall and immigration for the past 15.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

He already caved on making Mexico pay for it, so what's the difference at this point. His supporters will all blame the Dems for not getting their precious wall anyway.

It's pretty funny that his approval rating managed to drop down to 37%, which is the lowest since like the great depression. He managed to actually lose a small chunk of the chuds.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That leaked conversation with the President of Mexico where Trumped tried to get him to agree to pay was so good.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

deedee megadoodoo posted:

It's pretty amazing. He talked for 5 minutes about reopening the government and has just been ranting about the wall and immigration for the past 15.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1088880833920974848

Apparently the teleprompter froze and just let him go be himself lying about things I guess.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Pretty happy to be proven right that it would take significant air traffic disruption to end the shutdown at least :toot:

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Grittybeard posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1088880833920974848

Apparently the teleprompter froze and just let him go be himself lying about things I guess.

Does that mean it froze and he started riffing on other poo poo, or did he go so far off script they stopped the prompter?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Kalli posted:

Pretty happy to be proven right that it would take significant air traffic disruption to end the shutdown at least :toot:

trump hasn't signed anything yet

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
None of this is over. We get to run thru the same drill in three weeks.

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