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pelosi is the perfect woman and the only one i would go straight for. i would mush my balls against her bagina all day or however it is done
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cumshitter posted:pelosi is the perfect woman and the only one i would go straight for. i would mush my balls against her bagina all day or however it is done the balls are inserted into the rear end in a top hat, one at a time, whilst vaginally penetrating the lady in some fashion fyi
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the balls are inserted into the rear end in a top hat, one at a time, whilst vaginally penetrating the lady in some fashion fyi This is obviously assuming you wish to have sex the traditional way. Sometimes it can be quite romantic if you just cut off your dick and balls, leaving them tied up in a bow on her bedside table so she can sex you up in a manner and time of her choosing.
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fits my needs posted:hahaha yeah you still hiring ppl for $50 on taskrabbit to take your empty amazon boxes two flights of stairs to the garbage? nah, my new house has room to store that stuff outside so it doesn’t have to be driven to the dump, but more importantly I’m not depressed anymore so it’s easier to take care of that sort of stuff for myself if you’re going to guillotine me, please at least wait into March when all the scholarship stuff is sorted out in my will. it would feel pretty dumb to figure all that out and then be killed before it was finalized! hope you’re well!
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cumshitter posted:pelosi is the perfect woman and the only one i would go straight for. i would mush my balls against her bagina all day or however it is done Usually the dick is just cut off and planted into the earth, from which children subsequently spring. Like the Greek myths about dragon's teeth, except dicks.
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fits my needs posted:hahaha yeah you still hiring ppl for $50 on taskrabbit to take your empty amazon boxes two flights of stairs to the garbage? lol settle down beavis
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Subjunctive posted:nah, my new house has room to store that stuff outside so it doesn’t have to be driven to the dump, but more importantly I’m not depressed anymore so it’s easier to take care of that sort of stuff for myself Good for you, buddy.
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Subjunctive posted:nah, my new house has room to store that stuff outside so it doesn’t have to be driven to the dump, but more importantly I’m not depressed anymore so it’s easier to take care of that sort of stuff for myself It's good that you're not depressed anymore. Depression is a nasty loving hell.
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Zeroisanumber posted:It's good that you're not depressed anymore. Depression is a nasty loving hell. yeah, I’ve been fighting it my whole life and I’m kinda sick of it. I’m healthy now so I’m trying to make the most of it. thanks for your support. you too drilldo!
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the balls are inserted into the rear end in a top hat, The ol’ cat in a bathtub
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the trump regrets twitter account is having a productive day https://twitter.com/ngarciapara5/status/1088966937827311616 https://twitter.com/realdomCirello/status/1088970807617966080 https://twitter.com/camelback_t/status/1088967348793548800
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Moist von Lipwig posted:lol settle down beavis lmao triggered techlord, don’t worry binch the bubble will pop soon enough and you can love back to Cincinnati or whatever the gently caress
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https://twitter.com/Sprcdrsmr012917/status/1088938928613220353 https://twitter.com/drmpopart/status/1088924069095866368 https://twitter.com/crg527/status/1088924952009601024 https://twitter.com/SandyMoonstar/status/1088886070148808705 https://twitter.com/mtdisme/status/1088881865048682496
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Epic High Five posted:The official stance of the thread is that they are absolutely going to vote for him anyway and we should maximize our enjoyment of their suffering before they see a brown person smiling and forget everything in a sea of rage i guess im still too much of an optimist to assume every single one of them will really vote trump again. at least a few of them will actually die under trump before 2020 
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:i guess im still too much of an optimist to assume every single one of them will really vote trump again. my personal stance is that while not every single one will vote Trump again, it'll be because they just didn't vote at all, which to me is actually the ideal outcome there will be some who'd cross the aisle for Bernie if he gets the nom, but not enough to counterbalance the amount of libs who will defect and vote Trump
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Epic High Five posted:The official stance of the thread is that they are absolutely going to vote for him anyway and we should maximize our enjoyment of their suffering before they see a brown person smiling and forget everything in a sea of rage They absolutely will, it is truly the greatest mystery of science yet.
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Kraanerg posted:as much as I love hearing the hogs squeal in pain, I have a hard time imagining that every single one of them won't line up and vote Trump in 2020 Trump is the addiction that feeds their hatreds and validates their worldview. They’ll never leave him. Every addict swears off the addiction, but they all die with the needle in their loving arms.
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Real Mean Queen posted:Dude in the glasses appears to be concerned about being photographed Wilbur Ross has already had a pretty bad week, what with sounding more or less like Montgomery Burns!
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shirts and skins posted:Wilbur Ross has already had a pretty bad week, what with sounding more or less like Montgomery Burns! Epic High Five posted:my personal stance is that while not every single one will vote Trump again, it'll be because they just didn't vote at all, which to me is actually the ideal outcome This is what has actually happened so far. When Virginia went hard to the Democrats in the 2017 state election, there was a big boost in turnout in the north and a significant dropoff in turnout in the south and west. You'll never convince most of these people to vote for a Democrat, but they'll just not want to talk politics and won't bother voting.
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cumshitter posted:pelosi is the perfect woman and the only one i would go straight for. i would mush my balls against her bagina all day or however it is done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05pdFZDss88
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/ThatElJefe/status/1088659184516845569 Well they are getting back pay for Jan as part of cheesy kick the can deal.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:At one point the writing staff of the simpsons was matt groening and then a buncha harvard grads
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:the trump regrets twitter account is having a productive day yeah im sure this one will somehow be so impressed by kop kamala or bernie they'll definitely vote d in 2020
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BraveUlysses posted:yeah im sure this one will somehow be so impressed by kop kamala or bernie they'll definitely vote d in 2020 Who cares? All these morons have to do is stay home
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/ThatElJefe/status/1088659184516845569 I hope his wife left him for a non-furloughed government worker
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fits my needs posted:lmao triggered techlord, don’t worry binch the bubble will pop soon enough and you can love back to Cincinnati or whatever the gently caress your spreadsheet is corrupted, friend. do you have a backup?
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post trump voters realizing they are going to fall over and die of 5G deathwaves under Trump here"Beforeitsnews.com posted:Patriot Dana Ashlie did an exclusive interview with a DHS Insider who lived through the 5G nightmare already. This DHS source worked next to a machine using the exact same frequencies we will all be exposed to when 5G cell phone technology is rolled out! She lived through the 5G nightmare and tells exactly what happened to her and all her coworkers.
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Carl Von Awesomwitz posted:post trump voters realizing they are going to fall over and die of 5G deathwaves under Trump here firing a 5g wave directly into my brain stem
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Lol "the tsar's advisers must be hiding this from him, if only Saint Donald knew the depredations they commit in his name!"
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