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Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Xander77 posted:

The front page had a parody of this poo poo that I can't find at the moment (and I do mean this exact "tough marine special forces guy in college screw your microaggressions"). I was honestly confused - did someone publish the parody as a full-pledge book and no one got the joke?

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/johnstone-trigger-warning/

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Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Yup. Thanks.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

there wolf posted:

Well if that's too tame...

That thread is a pro read.
https://twitter.com/erinscafe/status/1089007577084514304

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

As an aside, Henry Payne's personal blog is exactly what you would expect it to be.

Pro-click because yes, it absolutely is.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


hey, rear end in a top hat, instead of decrying The State of Our Discourse, why don't you actually present your particular political opinion, which is.......

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Wait what the gently caress "Trigger Warning" is a new book? I thought John Ringo wrote it like at least a decade ago?

E: poo poo I'm thinking of "Ghost", which is ALSO about a steely-eyed kinetic operator who goes to college and gets sneered at by The Libs until The Browns invade campus and kidnap all the pure white women and the main character has to kinetically operate to rescue them all (and I think gently caress them all too?).

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Crazycryodude posted:

Wait what the gently caress "Trigger Warning" is a new book? I thought John Ringo wrote it like at least a decade ago?

E: poo poo I'm thinking of "Ghost", which is ALSO about a steely-eyed kinetic operator who goes to college and gets sneered at by The Libs until The Browns invade campus and kidnap all the pure white women and the main character has to kinetically operate to rescue them all (and I think gently caress them all too?).

Yeap, there was a Let's Read of the whole thing in TFR a while back and it was completely horrible. In one of the later books that same kinetic operator gets an actual harem, including kinetically underaged girls (as in, younger than 15 :gonk:) dressed in actual schoolgirl uniforms. Conservative literature is a cesspit.

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008

Gaybies Nomination Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism) in a Cartoon

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Trapezium Dave posted:

First Dog on the Moon: The Murray Darling Crisis


I have a thread backlog, but it would be remiss of me not to do my usual post-FDotM animal picture.

Murray Cod

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Kevino07 posted:

Gaybies Nomination Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism) in a Cartoon
Against... Georgians?

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Perestroika posted:

Yeap, there was a Let's Read of the whole thing in TFR a while back and it was completely horrible. In one of the later books that same kinetic operator gets an actual harem, including kinetically underaged girls (as in, younger than 15 :gonk:) dressed in actual schoolgirl uniforms. Conservative literature is a cesspit.

He also become defacto leader of some small Eastern European country and turns one of his hookers (who he collects like kittens) into a cyborg murder bot, à la Robocop. I feel like at some point Ringo realized there was a market for reprehensible garbage and decided to become it's king.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Not the first time Pope has used this reference:


While I'm here, here's some 2015-era Pre-PM ScoMo:
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omg Pyne just needs to be replaced by Dutton and this would be perfect


bonus murray-darling comic:

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



I find it unfortunate no one (to the best of my knowledge) has ever done a Let' Read / summary / doctoral dissertation of all 150 (!) Remo The Destroyer books. If you're only familiar with the movie, you're missing out on an incredibly disturbing look into the sheer ID of the "sane" conservative who "hates everyone equally".

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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Throwing Turtles
May 3, 2015

DarklyDreaming posted:

Well someone's gonna post this, guess it has to be me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMgMr0JcYJ4

The book is real weird in that it's sprinkled with conservative talking points but doesn't really engage with them, almost like the author is just going through the motions to bilk aging right-wingers out of $12.50 a copy

I did a Let's Read of Johnston's first book Out of the Ashes before the election. The guy was really weird by modern standards. You can see a lot of the goofy conservative conspiracy theory crap in place in the early 80s.

Things like liberals just want there to be crime because you don't want to hurt peoples feelings. You also have a white guy writing a token black guy so you can see he isn't racist. Also the main bad guys are Illinois Nazi's. There's a lot of gang banger racist stereo types in there as well.

But the really weird thing in this after the bomb story. He get's all his like minded individuals together to form their perfect society. And it's communism. Flat out communism. The government makes sure you have a job, everybody has health care. Everybody contributes to defense. In times of trouble everybody is expected to pitch in.

It almost reaches the point society works without government. There's nothing for government to do. The workers revolution is complete, if your neighbor needs something you have the means to give it.

And he managed to blunder into this without ever taking his eyes off of a rigid set of right wing talking points. And he wrote like 30 of these books before he died.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
Right-wingers are surprisingly amenable to progressive ideas like universal healthcare and guaranteed minimum income just as long as long as they can be assured that brown people will not be able to benefit from it in any way.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

Throwing Turtles posted:

I did a Let's Read of Johnston's first book Out of the Ashes before the election. The guy was really weird by modern standards. You can see a lot of the goofy conservative conspiracy theory crap in place in the early 80s.

Things like liberals just want there to be crime because you don't want to hurt peoples feelings. You also have a white guy writing a token black guy so you can see he isn't racist. Also the main bad guys are Illinois Nazi's. There's a lot of gang banger racist stereo types in there as well.

But the really weird thing in this after the bomb story. He get's all his like minded individuals together to form their perfect society. And it's communism. Flat out communism. The government makes sure you have a job, everybody has health care. Everybody contributes to defense. In times of trouble everybody is expected to pitch in.

It almost reaches the point society works without government. There's nothing for government to do. The workers revolution is complete, if your neighbor needs something you have the means to give it.

And he managed to blunder into this without ever taking his eyes off of a rigid set of right wing talking points. And he wrote like 30 of these books before he died.

Atlas Shrugged kinda has the same thing, Galt's Gulch is a post scarcity utopia with unlimited free energy and robot workers. Despite, every citizen being an ubermensch capitalist/industrialist none of them ever compete with each other with each of them picking one industry and managing the entire thing themselves. There is no crime or disease, government consists of a single judge who doesn't appear to do anything. They say charity is anathema to their society, but they never charge each other more than a symbolic amount, and the oil man continues to drill and sell oil despite it being worthless compared to the perpetual motion generator.

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

VitalSigns posted:

I love the Lester one that somehow fails to understand the original painting


I guess he thought the US Marshals were arresting Ruby Bridges?

Rush (and by extension conservatives) is being protected by the Liberal Media, True Racists and the NFL. Checks out to me, surprisingly woke comic from Lester!

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Throwing Turtles posted:

I did a Let's Read of Johnston's first book Out of the Ashes before the election. The guy was really weird by modern standards. You can see a lot of the goofy conservative conspiracy theory crap in place in the early 80s.

Things like liberals just want there to be crime because you don't want to hurt peoples feelings. You also have a white guy writing a token black guy so you can see he isn't racist. Also the main bad guys are Illinois Nazi's. There's a lot of gang banger racist stereo types in there as well.

But the really weird thing in this after the bomb story. He get's all his like minded individuals together to form their perfect society. And it's communism. Flat out communism. The government makes sure you have a job, everybody has health care. Everybody contributes to defense. In times of trouble everybody is expected to pitch in.

It almost reaches the point society works without government. There's nothing for government to do. The workers revolution is complete, if your neighbor needs something you have the means to give it.

And he managed to blunder into this without ever taking his eyes off of a rigid set of right wing talking points. And he wrote like 30 of these books before he died.

Isn't that kind of the end of Atlas Shrugged, too? In Galt's gulch you'll work on whatever you want and society will provide for all your needs so you can do that. And because everyone is a titian of capital chosen for their inventiveness and industry, they'll all being doing productive things that need doing instead of wasting years on fruitless research and garbage ideas while someone else does the chores.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Chip Bok posted:

Pelosi’s a pro at politics. Trump, not so much. He ended the government shutdown for 3 weeks and got nothing in return but a promise to negotiate a wall Democrats don’t want and have no incentive to build. President Trump offered to take the blame for the shutdown and Nancy was glad to give it to him. Hard. His base is bummed.

“[Speaker Nancy] Pelosi ordered everything off the menu and left Trump hanging with the bill,” one Trump ally texted.

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Throwing Turtles
May 3, 2015

there wolf posted:

Isn't that kind of the end of Atlas Shrugged, too? In Galt's gulch you'll work on whatever you want and society will provide for all your needs so you can do that. And because everyone is a titian of capital chosen for their inventiveness and industry, they'll all being doing productive things that need doing instead of wasting years on fruitless research and garbage ideas while someone else does the chores.

Kind of. In the sense that an author can make a utopia work by author fiat. Ayn Rand made her goofy capitalist system work because everybody was moving around on her puppet strings.

Johnstone did the same thing, but the one he created was much different. It was a managed economy in that if you didn't have a job one would be provided for you. If you had something you could do, great, but if you didn't they would find something for you to do.

Healthcare was a right. If you got sick, you would get treatment. Housing was a right, this wasn't to hard to swing because it post apocalypse and there was plenty of housing. But it was baked in. There weren't any super rich people, but no poor people either.

Now there was a huge caveat. There was a strict interview process to get in and a justice system that could only be described as draconian. It was openly admitted that this kind of society could only work if people of like mind lived together.

I'm not sure where he falls on the whole separatist racist line. Normally I'd say it doesn't matter cause if it walks and quacks like a duck. But in his book there was also a Native American country that popped up in California I think, and an African American one in the South. None of them were explicitly "only this race".

All of these countries were violently destroyed when the U.S. Federal government decided to reinstate it's authority. There was a theme that maybe it would have been better to gather together under one banner, but it was also worth it to try our separate nations, with the African Americans and the Native Americans not really trusting the white main character.

So yeah the guy was really weird.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Ok cartoon heads, it's time for some toonage:


Journalists: Ahh dang, kid's got a good point. We'll have to demonize the native dude instead :shrug:



The lifesaver of socialism is the only thing that can save a failing oil state AGC


Is.....is Ted Rall ok? :ohdear:


I like political cartoons because they're good at conveying complex points with deep visual metaphors.


Uh oh! It looks like Drinky is trying to get fired again. What is this like the tenth time now?

Koishi Komeiji fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Jan 26, 2019

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Queen's appeal for 'common ground' – Elizabeth II called for the UK to come together to seek common ground in a speech at Sandringham WI"

Telegraph:

No-deal Brexit will disrupt UK economy, says Philip Hammond

Matt:


Independent:

Trump signs bill to end shutdown and temporarily reopen government After Gautier D'Agoty.

The i paper:


Times:

Police speak to Prince Philip for not wearing seat belt

Stephen Collins:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Katt posted:

This guy 100% makes cartoon porn on the side.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Ok cartoon heads, it's time for some toonage:


Journalists: Ahh dang, kid's got a good point. We'll have to demonize the native dude instead :shrug:
Wait. I don't get it. This cartoon is saying it's unironically good that some preppy dipshit who has money to hire a PR to whitewash his racism... is the good person and all the reporters are bad and dumb? :psyduck:

Tell me this is an edit. Or is S.Kelly one of the good ones idk my brain is broken from this thread.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Those are edits.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

I need some explanation of this one, but it also offers:

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

It’s amazing to me how Trump hosed this whole thing up. I know he’s an incompetent bonehead, but I thought he’d be stubborn enough to stay shut down for months.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Pants Donkey posted:

It’s amazing to me how Trump hosed this whole thing up. I know he’s an incompetent bonehead, but I thought he’d be stubborn enough to stay shut down for months.

What do you think will happen in three weeks?

His rationale will be, that people hated him for closing the government, but his base even more for giving in. So next time he'll just keep it shut.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

It doesn’t really matter because Trump lost his leverage. If he keeps making GBS threads his every months over the wall then people will get sick of him.

He owned this shutdown, and he’s the one who blinked.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...
He's already badly hosed any republican with a competitive 2020 reelection. Six republican senators broke rank to vote with the dems for a bill they already knew would not pass. If he does this again, he may see a full blown split and revolt from his coalition.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Pants Donkey posted:

It’s amazing to me how Trump hosed this whole thing up. I know he’s an incompetent bonehead, but I thought he’d be stubborn enough to stay shut down for months.

The entire air transport system was about to go down, and that's not stakes anyone with a functioning frontal lobe wants to gamble on. Someone, probably Mitch, told Trump to back down or they'd do it for him.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





They need three weeks to get the scabs ready for when the airport workers go on strike at the next shutdown.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

there wolf posted:

Well if that's too tame...
wait
Did they just say in the blurb "anyway he stole the election and defrauded the American people but that's not really a big deal or anything"?

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Discendo Vox posted:

I need some explanation of this one, but it also offers:


Pope's original is labelled "modelling":


NATSEM is the National Centre for Social Economic Modelling, they do impartial reports on, for example, the impact of the proposed government budget on single parents.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Vib Rib posted:

wait
Did they just say in the blurb "anyway he stole the election and defrauded the American people but that's not really a big deal or anything"?

According to an Amazon review his actual hideous shameful secret is HE'S GAY!!!!

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Unkempt posted:

According to an Amazon review his actual hideous shameful secret is HE'S GAY!!!!
And as we all know that's worse than stealing the presidential election.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Unkempt posted:

According to an Amazon review his actual hideous shameful secret is HE'S GAY!!!!

Oh for fuckin' real.

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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Pants Donkey posted:

It’s amazing to me how Trump hosed this whole thing up. I know he’s an incompetent bonehead, but I thought he’d be stubborn enough to stay shut down for months.

The Democrats would have caved eventually.

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