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https://www.lightstream.com/horse-l...isredirect=True
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 05:43 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:20 |
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This is what I'm all about 72 months of payments on horse for a low low 16.99% APR. e: decided to look up a horse credit card. Uh, don't search for that, someone apparently cut up the horse named Credit Card.
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 05:48 |
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OctaviusBeaver posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/ajgrlg/pge_cleared_from_wildfires_wtf_i_sold_at_7/ The best part is his rationale for buying PG&E: quote:PG&E has been around for over 40 years. What's the worst that could happen? At least that's what I thought when I bought it. I didn't even hedge against it with puts and covered calls. gently caress me Note he bought AFTER the wildfire so the answer to "what's the worst that could happen" was blaring on every news station in California.
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 05:56 |
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Im legally paying so sorry for the lack of excerpts, but please look at thos wonderful FAQ from Wags Lending. https://secure.wagslending.com/Home/FAQ
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 06:06 |
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Uhhhhh you guys know you can collect blood from an animal without literally exsanguinating it, right? You've all had a physical or a blood drive that didn't leave you dead? The local pet hospital looks for shelter cats with good temperaments and gives them an official title of Superhero. They get to live in an adorable pirate ship themed room with little cannon portholes that let them spy on the people and animals in the waiting room. They have little bios on the window with their name, how many lives they've saved to date, and how long it'll be until their Superhero stint is over and they're up for adoption. The wait list to adopt is capped at 80 people!
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 09:46 |
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Well that's kinda cool
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 13:54 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Uhhhhh you guys know you can collect blood from an animal without literally exsanguinating it, right? You've all had a physical or a blood drive that didn't leave you dead? No, it's literally this. But with dogs and cats.
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 14:02 |
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Yeah my vet's office has an office cat slash blood donor and he basically has his run of the place, eats super well, the whole building is set up to his amusement and every once in a while they give him phlebotomy which - get this - he's had so often he doesn't even fuss. "Oh they're taking my blood again, ok."
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 15:31 |
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Cacafuego posted:~~Tale as old as time (again)~~ from a ways back but how is this guy not in the military
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 17:55 |
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Browse his post history a bit, he posts about expensive knockoff shoes and watches, then says he drives a $48k car. In the linked thread he says he is making $2.5k/mo. 🤔
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 18:11 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Uhhhhh you guys know you can collect blood from an animal without literally exsanguinating it, right? You've all had a physical or a blood drive that didn't leave you dead? Yeah of course transfusing isn't fatal, yeah of course there are relatively gentle and humane ways to take blood from an animal that can't understand or consent to the donation, yeah of course if there is money to be made banking dog and cat blood some cruel unscrupulous motherfuckers are going to cage up dozens or hundreds of them in squalid barns and conceal the supply chain behind a clean and friendly vet's office
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 18:39 |
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And you think that's KIBBLE you give your dog every day? Nah man that's government nanobots that eat the blood cells and keep you dependent on Big Squalid Bloodbarn
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 18:55 |
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This one isn't that bad, just kind of baffling. OP is having a second child in June and wants to be a SAHM in the future. She brings home $5600 a month, the husband brings home $5000 a month. They currently have $100k in student loans, and they "just bought" a new house with a $2350 mortgage payment. The GWM part is that she knows she can't leave her job until the student loans are paid down. So... last month they went out and bought a $40k car, at $700 a month for five years. I just... can't figure out how they thought that was a good idea or how she expects to be able to become a SAHM before her second kid is in elementary school anyway. She hasn't responded to any comments on the car. Prepping to be a SAHM quote:Sorry for the long post!
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 19:09 |
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Stolen from a stolen post
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 20:21 |
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Should have bought at $7...
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# ? Jan 25, 2019 20:56 |
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Alright, Pet Island, here you go. BWM: Paying $700 for a pitbull when the shelters are chock full of free ones
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 01:08 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Alright, Pet Island, here you go. I... what the gently caress is that post?
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 02:14 |
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Dick Nipples posted:I... what the gently caress is that post?
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 02:40 |
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Better investment that bitcoin, let's be real. Nothing budgeted for ammo though, which is an oversight. Get a shelter dog and use the cost savings to buy some bullets, or buy an AR-15 for half the price and invest the difference in VTI. Let's move the thread to TFR and get their opinion
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 03:55 |
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Hoodwinker posted:Guy asked how to get a loan for $5,000 with poo poo credit but with a cosigner. We inquired a little further. Rather than telling the truth (it's bitcoin, probably), he insisted on crafting this nonsense. link the thread
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 03:57 |
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BlackMK4 posted:Browse his post history a bit, he posts about expensive knockoff shoes and watches, then says he drives a $48k car. In the linked thread he says he is making $2.5k/mo. 🤔 I bet he put 5.0 and GT badges on it. So $48k, naturally.
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 05:25 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Alright, Pet Island, here you go. That's the loving lede you go with for that post?
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 05:52 |
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UCS Hellmaker posted:link the thread
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 06:48 |
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Speaking of bitcoin, looks like more people got the shaft. https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/yw5ygw/ethereum-startup-prodeum-vanishes-after-seemingly-making-11-leaves-message-penis
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:11 |
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Ixian posted:That's the loving lede you go with for that post? That was the main thing that jumped out at me too. Just because your wife has been captured by a drug cartel is no reason to be BWM. Residency Evil fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Jan 26, 2019 |
# ? Jan 26, 2019 13:05 |
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GamingHyena posted:The best part is his rationale for buying PG&E: I'm also pretty sure that PG&E declared bankruptcy back when the San Bruno incident happened too.
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 15:02 |
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Some BWM that popped up on Ask a Manager recentlyquote:1. My coworkers won’t help me cut expenses
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 04:47 |
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Shirec posted:Some BWM that popped up on Ask a Manager recently Someone should just put this one down. They're too broken to live.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 05:27 |
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therobit posted:Someone should just put this one down. They're too broken to live. Screw that, I'll hire him.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 05:51 |
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Holy poo poo that guy. I legit think he would kill someone if an exec says it might help the bottom line of the company.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 11:39 |
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TraderStav posted:Screw that, I'll hire him. As first bootlicker?
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 12:20 |
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How does someone become that servile? If a company that I worked for told us that it was having financial issues, I'd start looking for a new job, not ways of saving the company money. Upside down on our car https://old.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/ahy9lb/upside_down_on_our_car/ quote:And trying to get out of a payment. Long story short, I needed a reliable car 2 years ago for my out of town clinical rotations and my '01 Audi with 200K+ miles wasn't going to cut it. I now have a '13 Chrysler 300 and my husband's friend who owns a dealership sold it to is for the price he bought it at (around $17K) plus fees, etc. so the total loan was just under $20K. How can I take myself off a co-signed car note https://old.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/ak93ae/how_can_i_take_myself_off_a_cosigned_car_note/ quote:So about a year ago I decided to be nice and help a close relative co-sign a car. He said that his SO and himself will pay the note and I won't have to worry about. Fast forward about 10 or 11 months he decided to stop paying for it and forced my to take over the note, cause if i don't it would ruin my credit. I'm hoping you guys and gals can help me figure out how to get my name off the note/loan. Note: The family member's credit is not good cause of student loans. Don't know if this matters. quote:You are 100% responsible for paying this loan as a co-signer. If he cannot refinance in his own name and is not paying the bill, I highly suggest you repo the car as co-owner and sell the drat thing. If he can’t pay the bill, he doesn’t get to drive it. quote:Luckily ,since he doesn't have a license, he can't drive it. Got suspended because of unpaid tickets. His SO was suppose to drive him around but they broke up and she wasn't paying for it so we took it back from her
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 14:27 |
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Enchanted Hat posted:I needed a reliable car... '01 Audi... '13 Chrysler 300... '05 Audi S4 wagon... Audi and Chrysler... ‘76 Chevy Upside down, right side up, whatever.. nothing says reliable and affordable like Audi and Chrysler, let alone 15-20 year old Audi S-line.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 14:54 |
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GoutPatrol posted:As first bootlicker? That’s my title, he’d have to get in line.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 15:17 |
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A loving Chrysler 300. Those are people that are going for appearances and not I need point a to b. It's not even good luxery cars
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 16:13 |
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This person seems to be GWM, but this was the first time I had seen this and I'll have to add that to my BWM searches: I can't seem to wrap my head around a backdoor Roth IRA and need some advice. quote:Hello all. I'm 31 and secure in my employment. I make about 155k annually, max out my traditional 401k, have about 6 months of emergency money squirreled away in various forms, and my only debt is a 50k aircraft loan @ 5.5% which I'm overpaying on and should be done with in 3 years.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 16:13 |
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I need to go into the more bougie areas to scout out the BHPH aircraft sales lots. Sign and fly!
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 16:17 |
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Any of you dudes watch these two Fyre documentaries? Pump that poo poo in to my veins.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 16:57 |
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Thelonius Van Funk posted:Holy poo poo that guy. I legit think he would kill someone if an exec says it might help the bottom line of the company. Used to work with someone who took brown nosing to such an extreme that I kept expecting him to turn up in a Mad Max-esque slave outfit, complete with tattoo stating "Property of *Boss name*". Everytime the boss said something, he would loudly agree with him, and he used to critize other people's work, stating to said boss that he could do better. Every day was a new round of "Please approve of me, Master." We used to call him Smithers, although sadly I never found out whether he would actually jump off a cliff if our boss told him to.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 17:08 |
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GoutPatrol posted:As first bootlicker? Second bootlicker. I want him hungry (I guess literally) for the top role. e: Residency Evil posted:Any of you dudes watch these two Fyre documentaries? Pump that poo poo in to my veins. IDK if you've been on the internet lately, but there was a Bahamian restaurant owner who ended up fronting 50k out of her own savings in addition to whatever assets the restaurant had and obviously got no payment from Fyre. She'd originally asked for ~120k I think, presumably to recover savings and whatever operating funds she lost for the restaurant, and last I checked, fundraising was around 145k. I only watched the Netflix one, but it seemed as if she didn't have a contract with Fyre but had ended up serving Fyre guests who showed up to her place because Fyre drivers had dropped them off there. If she did have a contract, I'm not sure why she didn't require a down payment and scheduled payments afterward. So not the best business decision as far as mitigating possible losses, but she did get rolled pretty hard. Unsurprisingly, a bunch of people continued to work for Fyre on both the festival and app side despite missed paychecks and at least one of the dudes put charges of 100k+ on his personal Amex. I've said it before, but startups definitely select for people who will put up with BS, seek approval from their bosses, and see the relationships as personal instead of business. Nowhere was that more evident than in this documentary. The most horrifying/shocking thing of all (you really have to see this to believe it) is 30-year veteran promoter/organizer Andy King's interview. Up to this point, Andy really seems like an indulgent but otherwise fairly responsible dad-figure. When I first saw him, from the way he talked about McFarland I thought he was actually his dad. There are takes all over, but you have to watch his interview. McFarland had not paid the import fees on a few truckloads of bottled water for the festival so customs consequently refused to release the water. McFarland calls up King and says something like, "You're our dear gay leader. I need you to suck this guy's dick so he'll release the water." At first you're thinking, oh man he must have been really hurt and offended that McFarland would say that. NO. King goes home, takes a shower, then drives over to the customs facility 100% intending to suck this guy's dick. He does not come to his senses on the way over. He doesn't say what, if anything, he said or did to the head of customs, but King says he didn't suck his dick, the agent was very kind, and agreed to release the water as long as they were the first ones paid. My husband and I sat there for like 10 minutes just trying to wrap our heads around it. BonerGhost fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jan 27, 2019 |
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