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An insane mind posted:What the gently caress is the 5G problem? Is it internet breaking the soundbarrier so hard you go unconscious? I thought that would only happen at 7G. Lol, they think radio waves are dangerous
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ikanreed posted:Lol, they think radio waves are dangerous Please be joking.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 17:22 |
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An insane mind posted:Please be joking. sorry, bud
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 17:27 |
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An insane mind posted:Please be joking. these are the same people who think Chemtrails are real.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 17:31 |
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Radio waves are electromagnetic RADIATION! Radiation is bad, everyone knows that. It's nucular! Cleanse yourself of toxins naturally with pure, safe, healing sunlight instead.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 17:48 |
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An insane mind posted:Please be joking. There's a really good Werner Herzog doc on Netflix called Lo and Behold that profiles some of them. Honestly, I'm pretty sure it's mental illness because these folks are CONVINCED that WiFi is eroding their brains. https://youtu.be/snngKtwDDVU
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An insane mind posted:Please be joking. Let me introduce you to the people who try to get a measure banning wifi in public schools on every local ballot: http://www.stayonthetruth.com/wifi-health-effects-portland-public-schools-board.php “So this is your legacy: like the Emperor who has no clothes, you will have stood on the sidelines in a fable while the Wireless Industry has paraded their naked untruths and misinformation, have trotted out their doubt about Wi-Fi health effects on children in schools. As if Wi-Fi is magic that floats through the air like butterflies. But Wi-Fi is not magic; and the Emperor has not clothes.”
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 17:52 |
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Didn't Jill Stein have some anti-wifi nuttery in her platform? I know the Green Party here in Canada definitely did. https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/elizabeth-may-wages-war-against-wifi/article617404/ https://twitter.com/ElizabethMay/status/96091744076177409?s=19 I'm the "posted from my BlackBerry"
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 17:56 |
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wizzardstaff posted:Let me introduce you to the people who try to get a measure banning wifi in public schools on every local ballot: they stuck this poo poo in stickers in the backs of almost every street sign in menlo park, with a big ol' link to infowars.com
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:00 |
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Wow. That's uh...that's really something. What's the over/under for these people going 100% Trump and also all in on the Q thing.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:04 |
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wizzardstaff posted:Let me introduce you to the people who try to get a measure banning wifi in public schools on every local ballot: I don't understand how this works, therefore it must be bad.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:22 |
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Dalael posted:I don't want to understand how this works, therefore it must be bad.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:24 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:Didn't Jill Stein have some anti-wifi nuttery in her platform? I know the Green Party here in Canada definitely did. yea iirc she didn't outright support it but gave it one of those lukewarm "we should look into this" things for years my mother-in-law wouldn't let me set her up with wifi b/c she heard the somewhat more mainstream alarmism about cell-phones, and extrapolated it to wifi. i wound up finally convincing her by flipping this around: cell phones transmit at higher power in order to have much longer range than wifi, and people put them right up to their head to use them, so if 20 years of cell phones haven't fried anyone's brains it's impossible for wifi to do it
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:40 |
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lol @ the 2nd google hit for "illness power lines": safe space protection millennials and their safe spaces
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:51 |
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I thought all the wifi crazies moved to that town next to an enormous radio telescope in bumblefuck that doesn't let you use a bunch of wireless stuff because it interferes with the enormous radio telescope.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 19:47 |
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Volcott posted:I thought all the wifi crazies moved to that town next to an enormous radio telescope in bumblefuck that doesn't let you use a bunch of wireless stuff because it interferes with the enormous radio telescope. I get the feeling these people may not understand what radiation is
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 20:06 |
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fun fact, the person who discovered radio waves thought it was totally useless and said as much in his research paper. He was just wanting to prove another dude who mathematically predicted their existence
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 20:14 |
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great job, idiot
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:
I mean, they objectively don't, or they wouldn't be a thing.
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zegermans posted:fun fact, the person who discovered radio waves thought it was totally useless and said as much in his research paper. He was just wanting to prove another dude who mathematically predicted their existence We certainly showed him, shitposting over radio waves is an international pastime now.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 20:26 |
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I can't find it but there have been a few people who have taken apart various EMF filtering devices. Ones that plug into a wall and USB ones. There was nothing inside them other than some kind of insulator, like a cork material or whatever. At most hey just lit up a LED telling you it was powered on. These things cost over $200 and they take away people's wifi headaches. It's hilarious e: here's one I just googled https://www.amazon.com/eLink-EMF-Neutralizer-Protection-Device/dp/B00TRM0UI4 One star reviews: quote:A 100% FRAUD! Opened this thing up & found NO COMPONENTS! It is Just a Normal Fancy Plug Filled with EPOXY! The only thing it does is Empty Your Bank Account! If yo want TRUE EMF Protection the Only Thing That Works It METAL SHIELDING Like Copper, Brass or Aluminum! Heck, Coating your Walls & Ceiling with Thick Aluminum Foil Works Great. Use it like Wallpaper and you will notice the Difference. No Cell Phone or Radio Signals will get through.. Copper works Best but is Expensive ^ that person is still nuts in regards to electricity giving you headaches but at least he gets that this is poo poo quote:Bought this thing a couple of years ago and always wondered what was inside. Inside it is a bunch of nothing. Bend over is what they should call it. quote:This is an absolute joke- product has zero components ( the screw is not mechanically relevant as it's a single cast piece and Had zero effect on EMF mitigation. Can't return- very unsatisfied and disappointed that Amazon would allow such a scam with zero option to return. 5 star review: quote:I bought this eLink product taking the chance that it could be a total scam. I have done quite a bit of reading about emfs over the past several years and the stress and disease they can cause to the body, and I knew I had to do something. At first I wanted to simply get the internet wired into the house to cut back the emfs from the wifi, but we have been renting and the electrician I consulted told me it would cost several hundred dollars to get this done, due to the configuration of our apartment, so I decided to give the eLink a try, as it is so much more affordable, and then judge it by empirical evidence. This device is currently rated 3.3/5 stars and it's not as expensive as other ones I've seen Scrotum Modem has issued a correction as of 20:47 on Jan 27, 2019 |
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tired: what's the point of 5G if it just means i'll be able to reach my soft data cap within minutes instead of hours? wired: 5G WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU AND TURN YOU INTO A DEMON
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Epic High Five posted:tired: what's the point of 5G if it just means i'll be able to reach my soft data cap within minutes instead of hours? As I lust for death and being a demon sounds pretty hardcore bring 5g on now.
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Wasn't there literally just a study from Berkeley going "Uh we might want to double check this guys" with regards to cell phones and poo poo or am I losing my mind (from wifi you see). Because that's literally all I know on the topic.
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Telsa Cola posted:Wasn't there literally just a study from Berkeley going "Uh we might want to double check this guys" with regards to cell phones and poo poo or am I losing my mind (from wifi you see). from everything i've read, the current scientific consensus seems to be "it's not good to constantly hold a cell phone against your fleshy parts" but afaik there's zero evidence that it causes headaches or anything like that. like it may, if you literally are on the phone all the time, give you a statistically significant increase in the incidence of cancer, but i don't think the evidence is even clear on that.
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Telsa Cola posted:Wasn't there literally just a study from Berkeley going "Uh we might want to double check this guys" with regards to cell phones and poo poo or am I losing my mind (from wifi you see). Because that's literally all I know on the topic. quote:Radiation exposure in the trial was well above the levels most humans would experience, but researchers said the findings show the link between radio frequencies and tumours – at least for rats – “is real”.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 21:20 |
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This reminds me of the various bullshit gadgets you can plug into your cigarette lighter or put under your hood to magically increase the fuel efficiency of your car.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 21:23 |
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Halloween Jack posted:This reminds me of the various bullshit gadgets you can plug into your cigarette lighter or put under your hood to magically increase the fuel efficiency of your car. There is a magic way to make the fuel in your car last longer. You can make a whole tank last twice as long using this method. It's called walking instead.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 21:26 |
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jobson groeth posted:There is a magic way to make the fuel in your car last longer. You can make a whole tank last twice as long using this method. It's called walking instead. If you walk everywhere and your tank only lasts twice as long you either need to fix your car or keep an eye on your neighbors siphoning your gas.
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BUSH 2112 posted:from everything i've read, the current scientific consensus seems to be "it's not good to constantly hold a cell phone against your fleshy parts" but afaik there's zero evidence that it causes headaches or anything like that. like it may, if you literally are on the phone all the time, give you a statistically significant increase in the incidence of cancer, but i don't think the evidence is even clear on that. Thanks, yeah I did some more research after the post and all the human testing seems to show no effects but there have been a bunch of rodent testing ones which have which I guess is why the consensus is to not tape your phone to your head. Jobsons quote points out why that might be though which is neat.
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rightwing fringe: deep state jade helm one world government death panels leftwing fringe: big ag gmos homeopathic meds tech polluting my body with emf horseshoe fringe: big govt is killing ppl with vaccines and flouridated water
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 21:31 |
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lol, the audiophile market is decades ahead of the RF paranoia markets in terms of useless little harmonizing gadgets that cost hundreds
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 21:58 |
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Epic High Five posted:lol, the audiophile market is decades ahead of the RF paranoia markets in terms of useless little harmonizing gadgets that cost https://www.stereophile.com/cdplayers/boulder_1021_disc_player/index.html Militant Lesbian has issued a correction as of 22:10 on Jan 27, 2019 |
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Telsa Cola posted:Wasn't there literally just a study from Berkeley going "Uh we might want to double check this guys" with regards to cell phones and poo poo or am I losing my mind (from wifi you see). Because that's literally all I know on the topic. the test had the rats/ mice sit in rooms built specifically so the radio signal evenly propagated throughout the rooms. the power was turned on/off in 10 minute intervals throughout their entire lives while in this room. if you complain of weak signal output of either cellular or wifi , then this is not anywhere close to the environment set up during the tests. here is the study with separate pdfs for both rats and mice were you can see the environment. https://ntp.niehs.nih.gov/about/org/sep/trpanel/meetings/docs/2018/march/materials.html
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Halloween Jack posted:This reminds me of the various bullshit gadgets you can plug into your cigarette lighter or put under your hood to magically increase the fuel efficiency of your car. Somewhere in my toolbox is a device advertised to increase fuel economy. It was in a used car I bought. It's just a spade connector on a wire leading to a small metal box. Inside is a resistor. And that's it.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 22:06 |
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aren’t lab rats designed to get cancer from literally everything or something? a hippie chick gave us a couple emf scalar devices to counteract the effects of the cell tower that’s active on our facility. the general recipe is copper wire, iron fillings, and a epoxy mold. they look pretty cool as decor but I doubt they tap in the zero point field
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 22:55 |
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Dr. Killjoy posted:aren’t lab rats designed to get cancer from literally everything or something? That's orgonite! A previous tenant in my house was big into orgonite and sold it on his website for a while. I was curious about it when I moved in so I spent some time on random EMF protection websites. My big takeaway was that orgonite proponents all swore by its effectiveness but knew that skeptics wouldn't believe them, so they recommended molding it into aesthetically pleasing shapes and giving them away as decorative gifts. "Your friends and family will still be protected, just don't tell them their new paperweight generates a scalar wave vortex to shield against EMF or they'll throw it out and not invite you to Thanksgiving."
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 23:08 |
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before smartphones they sold these little stickers that ppl put on the inside case of their cell phones. sometimes they were marketed as reducing radiation, other times as boosting signal. weird how none of the big phone manufacturers built magic signal booster tech directly into their phones, seems like it'd be a pretty good selling point in a competitive market
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An insane mind posted:Please be joking. david dees never jokes
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Carl Von Awesomwitz posted:david dees never jokes The politoons thread is the only positive contribution of d&d to the world
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