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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Subjunctive posted:

Do they call it humour where you are?

I considered it might be a joke but it was lame and pedantic enough the opportunity to be right was more valuable than getting wooshed was embarrassing.

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I considered it might be a joke but it was lame and pedantic enough the opportunity to be right was more valuable than getting wooshed was embarrassing.

I think we all win, then.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



What about such as Areology

beefnoodle
Aug 7, 2004

IGNORE ME! I'M JUST AN OLD WET RAG
There are no nipples on the moon.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Bunch of loonies...

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Christ y'all are really milking this one for all its worth.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

beefnoodle posted:

There are no nipples on the moon.

But there are nipples further out in space!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque

That's an awesome way to make first contact with extraterrestrial life: we sent them an unsolicited dick pic.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

But there are nipples further out in space!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque

That's an awesome way to make first contact with extraterrestrial life: we sent them an unsolicited dick pic.

And directions to our house

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

And you talk to the man first.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Phy posted:

And directions to our house

And a mixtape

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

But there are nipples further out in space!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque

That's an awesome way to make first contact with extraterrestrial life: we sent them an unsolicited dick pic.

No vulva tho, that would make the suits uncomfortable

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I have a phd in applied oreology

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

You can see the amtrack rails in the background behind the launch pad and you go right by there if you take the train between Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo, which is a great train trip.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Bip Roberts posted:

You can see the amtrack rails in the background behind the launch pad and you go right by there if you take the train between Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo, which is a great train trip.

drat it's been ten years since i've been on that stretch of rail

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

:haw: :v: :ohdear: :cool:

I for one am grateful that the Cloverfield monster missed us by a mile.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Subjunctive posted:

Do they call it humour where you are?

No we live in America, we fought a war to get rid of U ( :) )

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I thought it was because Roosevelt wrote his own stupid dictionary which led to that?

Also Webster being a loon.


EDIT:

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 03:39 on Jan 27, 2019

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Did that guys head explode

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

verbal enema posted:

Did that guys head explode

The Outbursts of Everett True is a comic about a man who kills in the name of decency.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Everett True is what the artist had to resort to because stdh.txt hadn't been invented yet.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Updated version of Goldilocks

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Updated version of Goldilocks



Beorn to be wild.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

"Better keep that small weird deer around in case I get hungry" - Bear

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Born on a mountain top in Tennessee
Greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so he knew ev'ry tree
Had brunch with a bear when he was only three
Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

StrixNebulosa posted:

The Outbursts of Everett True is a comic about a man who kills in the name of decency.



Why is he mad about the songs?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm never quite sure if we're supposed to be agreeing with Everett True

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Laterite posted:

Why is he mad about the songs?
Sentimentality is for dudes, not men.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Solice Kirsk posted:

Beorn to be wild.

Bjorn to be wild

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Phlegmish posted:

I'm never quite sure if we're supposed to be agreeing with Everett True

I think maybe the idea but not the execution? Those comics are fascinating I gotta read more about them

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
Here's some info

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Outbursts_of_Everett_True

There's a line in there to the effect that he's intended to be expressing things we think but are afraid to say, which seems about right. Also he had a movie (!)

Jeremy_X
Jul 27, 2006

The this is what happens when you get to wanted level six in GTA.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phlegmish posted:

I'm never quite sure if we're supposed to be agreeing with Everett True

He's American so if you want to be a literal piece of poo poo, you agree with him.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Laterite posted:

Why is he mad about the songs?

Everyone hates spruikers.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Laterite posted:

Why is he mad about the songs?

Comics from the New York City of literally a hundred years ago or more may not be 100% relatable

Yet, presciently,


Megillah Gorilla posted:

Everyone hates spruikers.

I learned a word today

Phy has a new favorite as of 04:39 on Jan 28, 2019

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

https://twitter.com/ValaAfshar/status/1089664094939082752

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Just a friendly reminder, when they talk about wave height it is measured from the back of the wave rather than the front. The face of the wave is generally about twice the height of the back so that's a 160' wall of water there.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

jobson groeth posted:

Just a friendly reminder, when they talk about wave height it is measured from the back of the wave rather than the front. The face of the wave is generally about twice the height of the back so that's a 160' wall of water there.

Do you have a link for this? I'm googling it and just getting more confused

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Sulla Faex posted:

Do you have a link for this? I'm googling it and just getting more confused

This was just something I internalised as a young grommet but this should help you out.

e: It also seems that people in the USA mainland measure things wrong so that it sounds bigger and more impressive. Losers.

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Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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jobson groeth posted:

This was just something I internalised as a young grommet but this should help you out.

e: It also seems that people in the USA mainland measure things wrong so that it sounds bigger and more impressive. Losers.

But how do you measure the wave? Tape measure on a buoy?

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