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Dachshundofdoom posted:CDC warns Americans not to kiss their hedgehogs 
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Dachshundofdoom posted:CDC warns Americans not to kiss their hedgehogs  I dare you to come within thirty feet of that and not kiss it. Edit: Salmonella and babies are just unavoidable consequences of putting your lips on adorable things. Suck it up, buttercup.
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Jan 26, 2019 21:12
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Edit: Salmonella and babies are just unavoidable consequences of putting your lips on adorable things. ooooh, so that's where they come from, loving hedgehogs
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Jan 26, 2019 21:33
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Edit: Salmonella and babies are just unavoidable consequences of putting your lips on adorable things. Suck it up, buttercup. One hopes these consequences would not both arise from the same event.
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Jan 26, 2019 21:38
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Turns out that hedgehogs are filthy coprophiles, they smear themselves in poo poo.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-anointing_in_animals posted:European hedgehogs (Erinaceus europaeus) have been widely reported to self-anoint with a range of toxic and irritating substances, particularly when introduced to a new or strong-smelling substance. These substances include toad skin, tobacco, soap and faecal matter.[45] The hedgehog chews and licks at these substances when it encounters them which produces frothy saliva-substance mix that the hedgehog then spreads onto its spines. By popular demand has a new favorite as of 21:52 on Jan 26, 2019 |
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Jan 26, 2019 21:46
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They smear themselves in poo poo but also tobacco and soap, not unlike a lot of humans, to be frank.
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Jan 26, 2019 23:12
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Please don't be Frank, he sleeps in his own vomit.
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Jan 26, 2019 23:21
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Jan 27, 2019 00:03
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Dude, “shot in the dark” was right there smdh
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Jan 27, 2019 00:34
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I would've gone with 'shot in the dark' Edit gently caress
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Jan 27, 2019 00:46
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Dachshundofdoom posted:CDC warns Americans not to kiss their hedgehogs They can't be buggered but no one said anything about kissing, that's the problem.
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Jan 27, 2019 01:13
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This isn't strictly speaking a headline, but I think it belongs here: Win a One-Of-A-Kind Lamborghini® Blessed and Signed by Pope Francisquote:YOU AND A FRIEND WILL:
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Jan 28, 2019 00:49
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Florida man is back to his old tricks A Florida man found a grenade while fishing and then took the explosive to Taco Bell
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Jan 28, 2019 03:57
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ultrafilter posted:This isn't strictly speaking a headline, but I think it belongs here: Win a One-Of-A-Kind Lamborghini® Blessed and Signed by Pope Francis I honestly would have expected more of this kind of thing from Pope Benedict, lover of Prada loafers.
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Jan 28, 2019 05:46
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Whooping Crabs posted:Florida man is back to his old tricks Give a man a grenade and he can rob a Taco Bell and eat for 2, maybe 3 days.
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Jan 28, 2019 19:42
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Beauty vlogger James Charles visited Birmingham and his fans brought the city to a standstill. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-47013978 quote:An appearance by YouTuber James Charles is believed to have brought Birmingham city centre to a standstill after 8,000 fans flocked to the Bullring. Here's video footage from Sister James himself. https://twitter.com/jamescharles/status/1089203189382029312
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Jan 29, 2019 03:44
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What compels that screaming? Like I’ve never felt a need to respond to a celebrity being in my vicinity by just screaming at the top of my lungs.
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Jan 29, 2019 04:00
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I started reading and was like, there’s no way people in Alabama were that excited about a “fashion guru”. I was right 
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Jan 29, 2019 04:38
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chitoryu12 posted:What compels that screaming? Like I’ve never felt a need to respond to a celebrity being in my vicinity by just screaming at the top of my lungs. crowd energy is a hell of a thing
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Jan 29, 2019 04:43
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ultrafilter posted:This isn't strictly speaking a headline, but I think it belongs here: Win a One-Of-A-Kind Lamborghini® Blessed and Signed by Pope Francis Whoever wins the auction is going to Richard Hammond it on their first drive, I'm sure of it.
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Jan 29, 2019 04:47
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Besesoth posted:Whoever wins the auction is going to Richard Hammond it on their first drive, I'm sure of it. Seems like a perfect excuse to repost this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEukXhXPg8s
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Jan 29, 2019 04:59
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Clam Chowdown posted:Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
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Jan 29, 2019 05:00
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Wait, what does this guy do? Runs like a skin and hair care vlog? I’m afraid I don’t understand how this world works any more.
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Jan 29, 2019 07:10
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chitoryu12 posted:What compels that screaming? Like I’ve never felt a need to respond to a celebrity being in my vicinity by just screaming at the top of my lungs. I heard an interview with someone who researched fandom in young girls, and her basic point was that girls at that age are just starting to take an interest in (usually) boys, and a certain kind of non threatening male provides a kind of risk free first relationship for them. They latch on super hard because in a way it's their first love and they aren't used to the new emotions and don't know how to express them I believe this is the documentary she made https://www.madmanfilms.com.au/i-used-to-be-normal-a-boyband-fangirl-story/ *edit* Also parasocial relationships with youtube celebrities are really easy to form because they're generally looking and talking right at you personally and they have many hours of content EoinCannon has a new favorite as of 07:30 on Jan 29, 2019 |
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Jan 29, 2019 07:27
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HairyManling posted:Wait, what does this guy do? Runs like a skin and hair care vlog? I’m afraid I don’t understand how this world works any more. People think their favorite vloggers are their friends. Selling fake friendship is the whole deal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36jPIdNntcw
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Jan 29, 2019 07:28
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EoinCannon posted:I heard an interview with someone who researched fandom in young girls, and her basic point was that girls at that age are just starting to take an interest in (usually) boys, and a certain kind of non threatening male provides a kind of risk free first relationship for them. They latch on super hard because in a way it's their first love and they aren't used to the new emotions and don't know how to express them I really wish this had been made before that bit in Buster Scruggs where the boy being hanged gave the girl in the audience that certain look So non-threatening with that hemp necklace and the yuge death boner
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Jan 29, 2019 07:39
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syscall girl posted:I really wish this had been made before that bit in Buster Scruggs where the boy being hanged gave the girl in the audience that certain look I have no idea what that means I have Buster Scruggs on my list, will definitely have to find time to watch it now
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Jan 29, 2019 07:44
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Sorry that should have been spoilered there's no huge death boner, it was all in my head
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Jan 29, 2019 07:58
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HairyManling posted:Wait, what does this guy do? Runs like a skin and hair care vlog? I’m afraid I don’t understand how this world works any more. Yes, but with 13 million subs and views that go over 20 million. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgOanxVKcZU
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Jan 29, 2019 08:06
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Why was this man's luggage stuffed with 5,000 leeches?Nat Geo posted:Officials peered inside the man’s bags and found hundreds of containers filled with slimy, writhing objects—5,000 live leeches. (Authorities are calling him an alleged illegal leech importer, rather than a smuggler, because he wasn’t necessarily purposefully hiding the contraband.) The man claimed that the leeches in his possession were for personal use and that their waste water would enrich his orchids.
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Jan 29, 2019 13:57
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Do what Americans do with leeches and send them to the executive mansion.
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Jan 29, 2019 14:24
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Samuringa posted:ooooh, so that's where they come from: loving hedgehogs Fixed your punctuation.
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Jan 29, 2019 14:29
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Quiet Feet posted:Fixed your punctuation. As a recovering Sonic fan, I should have known they'd be the death of us.
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Jan 29, 2019 14:54
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leeches are actually very effective post-surgical treatment for certain kinds of microsurgery. if you, for example, reattach a finger you cant necessarily reattach all the blood vessels. those take time to reattach naturally. in the meantime blood builds up in the extremity because it flows in through the big arteries but all the little veins arent there to flow out through and this buildup can cause all sorts of issues. sometimes they just bleed it, but in some cases they use leeches on it because they're incredibly effective, naturally anticoagulant, and if properly sourced basically sterile. /rambling
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Jan 29, 2019 16:03
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I saw a leech the other day. Slimy, writhing objects.
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Jan 29, 2019 18:40
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And then you turned on your monitor?
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Jan 29, 2019 18:49
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Sir Lemming posted:I saw a leech the other day. Slimy, writhing objects. Horrible creatures. e: oh wait, my monitor wasn't on
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Jan 29, 2019 18:59
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Rysithusiku posted:leeches are actually very effective post-surgical treatment for certain kinds of microsurgery. if you, for example, reattach a finger you cant necessarily reattach all the blood vessels. those take time to reattach naturally. in the meantime blood builds up in the extremity because it flows in through the big arteries but all the little veins arent there to flow out through and this buildup can cause all sorts of issues. sometimes they just bleed it, but in some cases they use leeches on it because they're incredibly effective, naturally anticoagulant, and if properly sourced basically sterile. A good post! Now, talk about clinical maggot usage
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Jan 29, 2019 19:10
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The MSJ posted:Yes, but with 13 million subs and views that go over 20 million. https://twitter.com/PopAlarms/status/1087537435532156929/photo/1 darthbob88 has a new favorite as of 08:08 on Feb 2, 2019 |
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I die laughing, Cis scum.
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