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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

quote:

This incident has left me scared to walk[sic] to women in case they are transgender
Everybody wins!

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm so conflicted.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

I'm the great tits

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

jobson groeth posted:

I'm the great tits

Turn your monitor ... off? poo poo I don't know but congrats

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/ABC/status/1017382088000135168

https://mobile.twitter.com/reviewjournal/status/1090334860965601280

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

jobson groeth posted:

I'm the great tits

Keep away from LITERALLY A BIRD you son of a bitch!

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Kangaroo farts not as environmentally friendly as previously thought

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

I know this isn't politically correct, but honestly with the way he was dressed, he was asking for it

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



attacking facebook boomers is good praxis.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




mrkillboy posted:

Why was this man's luggage stuffed with 5,000 leeches?


quote:

This isn’t Siddall’s first time taking in leeches. “Without going into too many details, this has happened before,” he says.



I would like to know more

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Flyin' to a country, gonna steal a lot of leeches
Flyin' to a country, gonna steal a lot of leeches
Flyin' to a country, gonna steal me a lot of leeches
Flyin' to a country, gonna steal a lot of leeches

Leeches come from a pond
Wanted by the demimonde
For phlebotomic joo-obs

And if I had my little way
I'd use leeches every day
Blood-sucking till you turn into corn cobs

Millions of leeches
Leeches for me
Millions of leeches
Leeches for free, LOOK OUT

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Phy posted:

Flyin' to a country, gonna steal a lot of leeches
Flyin' to a country, gonna steal a lot of leeches
Flyin' to a country, gonna steal me a lot of leeches
Flyin' to a country, gonna steal a lot of leeches

Leeches come from a pond
Wanted by the demimonde
For phlebotomic joo-obs

And if I had my little way
I'd use leeches every day
Blood-sucking till you turn into corn cobs

Millions of leeches
Leeches for me
Millions of leeches
Leeches for free, LOOK OUT
I am terrified by the implications of the LOOK OUT

(a good post)

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Sir Lemming posted:

I know this isn't politically correct, but honestly with the way he was dressed, he was asking for it

The victim is a mentally handicapped blind man whose source of income is standing outside a gift shop and waving to people. I mean, it's not like Loki the Trickster Douchebro was doing something hilarious in the first place, but the video definitely moved from 'meh, total dick move' to 'oh, dude, noooooooo...' territory. Ugh.


E: Leech song rules.

Pissed Ape Sexist has a new favorite as of 23:10 on Jan 30, 2019

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



what the gently caress. thats incredibly bad praxis.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Unwanted bologna sandwiches disturb New Mexico residents


quote:

According to news channel KOB-4, residents of an Albuquerque neighborhood have repeatedly found strange bologna sandwiches in grocer bags at their doors. What at first looked like a gift was quickly determined to be something more foul, as the sandwiches smell of urine. Police are baffled and residents are baffled; no one has yet determined a suspect or motive in the case. Some people are so fed up, they’re leaving the neighborhood.
...
It’s not the first time bologna has come to the attention of New Mexico law enforcement. (Editor’s note: Just really glad I got to type that sentence, you guys.) Customer and Border Protection Agents have repeatedly seized illegal Mexican bologna smuggled over the Southern border because it has the potential to introduce diseases into the U.S. pork supply.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sir Lemming posted:

illegal Mexican bologna

excellent username

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



also:
- strange bologna
- first time bologna
- unwanted bologna

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Bologna with a soupçon of pee

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/ABC7NY/status/1091097948732227584

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Does Weird Al have an alibi

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Does Weird Al have an alibi

CCTV footage obtained from a source close to the investigation has placed him walking down the shopping aisle, filling up a basket with oscar mayer

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

abolish ICE

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Evilreaver posted:

abolish ICE

:golfclap:

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
The “Turd Mobb” vandal has been apprehended!

https://fox40.com/2019/02/01/police-woman-booked-on-72-counts-of-vandalism-after-tagging-turd-mobb/

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

$2,100,000 dollars bail for tagging a couple of walls. Literally helping a foreign government influence the US elections got Stone a promise to pay $250,000 if he was a naughty boy.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I will never be as cool as that seal

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



I know what the dad was trying to say, but drat, thanks a lot dad.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
Why was a 32 year old tagging poo poo and why Turd Mobb

Not exactly the coolest Mobb out there I'd assume

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?




Here's another article on this one. https://www.kob.com/albuquerque-news/stranger-repeatedly-delivers-unwanted-bologna/5227195/

If every state had the same transparency laws Florida has, I think my state would give Florida Man a serious run for the money.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/FOXNashville/status/1091440724388839426

:thunk:

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Is this some new CGI identikit thing? That can't be a real person.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Was he pretending to be Barbie's boyfriend?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
The fit of the the orange jumpsuit makes it look like it literally is a doll. Like the way fabric doesn't look right on Robot Chicken

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

jobson groeth posted:

Is this some new CGI identikit thing? That can't be a real person.

Extremely heavy makeup plus bad lighting plus cheap camera.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Krankenstyle posted:

also:
- strange bologna
- first time bologna
- unwanted bologna

Also also:

- pork supply
- sandwiches on the doorstep

And:


quote:

Kate Bernot is associate editor at The Takeout and a certified beer judge.

This is happening so much that people are actually moving out of the neighborhood. How many bologna and pees sandwiches is this weirdo dropping off that people are leaving? I'm a real estate agent, and often a question I ask prospective clients is why they are moving, and I have never heard anything half as weird as this.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


When you're still tweaking the options in the character creator.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Saints Row went downhill after the second one. SR3 onward was pretty "meh," although SR4's traversal powers were pretty good.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Procedurally generated NPCs are a good addition but they need to work on the algorithm.

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