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AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Drone_Fragger posted:

His gimmick is he pretends to be rich but actually is broke as gently caress. To the point he personally had to declare bankruptcy in 2015.

He was briefly rich as gently caress - his commercials for Vitamin Water were paid for in stock that was worth something like 9 figures after Coca Cola bought them out. Then he got sued a bunch for (I think?) impregnating and beating up some people, which led to the bankruptcy thing.

e: oops snipe

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Pookah posted:

Today's the 35th anniversary of the death of Luke Kelly (famous irish singer and activist), and as is traditional, a statue has been put up in his honour. In fact, two statues have been put up.

The first is pretty cool I think:


Is his hair made up of a bunch of coiled copper wire? It'll look okay for a day or two but I can only imagine it's going to get chunked up with leaves and junk at the slightest breeze and it'll look like poo poo ever after.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Is his hair made up of a bunch of coiled copper wire? It'll look okay for a day or two but I can only imagine it's going to get chunked up with leaves and junk at the slightest breeze and it'll look like poo poo ever after.

It's actual hair

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
They missed their opportunity to make a nice statue but also win the Guinness world record for largest ever Chia pet

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

:same:

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
The great state of Ohio can do without the likes of the war criminal Harold Potter.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

He was briefly rich as gently caress - his commercials for Vitamin Water were paid for in stock that was worth something like 9 figures after Coca Cola bought them out. Then he got sued a bunch for (I think?) impregnating and beating up some people, which led to the bankruptcy thing.

e: oops snipe


His wiki is a pretty wild ride.


Totally Not 50 Cent Himself posted:

Jackson has had a highly successful business career. He is financially invested in a highly diversified variety of industries. Jackson is now involved in artist and talent management, record, television, and film production, footwear, apparel, fragrances, liquor, video games, mobile apps, book publishing, headphones and health drinks and dietary supplements.[93][94] His broad business and investment portfolio contains investments in a variety of sectors including real estate, financial market investments, mining, boxing promotion, vodka, fragrances, consumer electronics and fashion.

Seems good so far

quote:

On July 13, 2015, Jackson filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection

Woops

quote:

Zeisler & Zeisler, a Bridgeport law firm, represented 50 Cent in the bankruptcy, which later resulted in Jackson filing a $75 million lawsuit against his own lawyers.[168] He stated that his lawyers did a terrible job of representing him

Lol

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Wizard Master posted:









[timg]https://i.redd.it/jsyis7rco8821.jpg[/img
[img]https://i.redd.it/a5d150dsl5a21.jpg[/timg]






(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

There was nothing racist or homophobic in this set, what the hell?

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Who What Now posted:

There was nothing racist or homophobic in this set, what the hell?

Well, there's more than two flavors of bigotry out there.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Who What Now posted:

There was nothing racist or homophobic in this set, what the hell?

Posting another wall of this stuff after being given a 6er for it and calling Bieber a girl when you've been flying too close to the sun already is not smart posting.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I'm glad that wizard master is banned, now we get some actually funny pictures ITT, like screencaps of awful jokes on twitter with increasingly unfunny replies.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
E: I guess I shouldn't call this out

Who What Now has a new favorite as of 04:42 on Jan 31, 2019

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Halal Snack Packs are ingredient-pure and structure-rebel, therefore Chaotic Good, the best of all alignments.

Thanks for coming to my TEDx talk. Coming up next, literally any crackpot or white supremacist who paid the registration fee.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Was someone using gamer language on their stream and is now trying to prove they're a quadroon?

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
Hoooooo boy. Let me guess what 'language' they're referring to...

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

wait. who is this, and are they trying to say that their DNA% of being african means they can use gamer words?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


lmao

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Is his hair made up of a bunch of coiled copper wire? It'll look okay for a day or two but I can only imagine it's going to get chunked up with leaves and junk at the slightest breeze and it'll look like poo poo ever after.

I'm pretty sure it's one of those things where you force the Play-Doh through the holes.

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Is his hair made up of a bunch of coiled copper wire? It'll look okay for a day or two but I can only imagine it's going to get chopped off by meth heads and it'll look like poo poo ever after.
fixed that for you

edit: from the crappy construction thread

coldpudding has a new favorite as of 09:42 on Jan 31, 2019

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


i didn't know Platinum Mike Perry was a streamer

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

odds on this loser's justification being literally "if elizabeth 'pocahontas' warren can get away with it, then so can i"?

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Zamboni Rodeo posted:

First thing I thought of. I'm so sorry.




I feel terrible for laughing so much. So much guilt.


Bob RAAAAAAAAAGHS

edit: I just checked and the hairy one's hair is made from loving copper, so poor Luke'll probably be bald in a matter of months.

Pookah has a new favorite as of 11:32 on Jan 31, 2019

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

coldpudding posted:

fixed that for you

edit: from the crappy construction thread


How the gently caress do you get that picture without taking a hammer to the toilet? Wouldn't it be easier to wait for the water to melt rather than smash the poo poo out of the tank and clean up the mess?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

DiggityDoink posted:

How the gently caress do you get that picture without taking a hammer to the toilet? Wouldn't it be easier to wait for the water to melt rather than smash the poo poo out of the tank and clean up the mess?

Maybe the water expanding broke the tank.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

DiggityDoink posted:

How the gently caress do you get that picture without taking a hammer to the toilet? Wouldn't it be easier to wait for the water to melt rather than smash the poo poo out of the tank and clean up the mess?

Part of me wants to say, since water expands when it freezes, it could have cracked the tank apart. I do see that there appears to have been plenty of room in the tank that it could have expanded upward, but I don't know if that would have really prevented outward expansion.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
water normally freezes from the surface down and i dont know how strong porcelain is but i can easily see the pressure cracking the porcelain (especially down the bottom)

Sulla Faex has a new favorite as of 11:50 on Jan 31, 2019

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Android Apocalypse posted:

You'd think Fiddy would have the $ for the fanciest red wine with his forgotten Bitcoin money but that Instagram vid is still gold.

It's a viral ad.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

These type of twitter jokes are basically family guy epic random cutaway gags and they suck rear end

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Smoke posted:

Spotted at the Hertz car rental at Charleroi airport (Belgium). Gotta wonder why you'd need to put up something like this.



Seems self-defeating having a no-fry zone next to the airport.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

BattyKiara
Mar 17, 2009

Zereth posted:

What the hell is "Salad" if "Cabbage" is listed separately

My guess would be lettuce?

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

BattyKiara posted:

My guess would be lettuce?

In Germany, where the döner kebab comes from, Salat often refers to just fresh green leaves. If it's something else they'll qualify it, Wurstsalat for example. I'd guess this meme was translated.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Wizard Master posted:


(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Is the last one some porn star or what?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
Illegal Hen
Did you assume that just because it's a woman pictured along 3 other men that she's a sex worker?

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Sulla Faex posted:

water normally freezes from the surface down and i dont know how strong porcelain is but i can easily see the pressure cracking the porcelain (especially down the bottom)

Uh I'm pretty sure water freezes in the direction of the temperature gradient

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


The brand of the toilet is a nice touch.

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