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Mozi posted:which superpowers are you expecting to get as a result of this? The use of my right hand.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:The use of my right hand. good luck goon
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Halfway through a 4-day observation in the neurology dept. Between not bathing, pissing in a bottle, and coming down off of Benzos it's basically become a Truckfuckling vision quest. Good luck friend goon. Looks like you might have access to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow there on the wall. Hope it helps!
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:The use of my right hand. this is the osha thread  your right hand is a big gun isnt it?
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Halfway through a 4-day observation in the neurology dept. Between not bathing, pissing in a bottle, and coming down off of Benzos it's basically become a Truckfuckling vision quest. Man if you keep that up you'll start hallucinating rainbows and butterflies appearing on the wall in front of you.
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Good luck neuro-goon.
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Chipping in my own good luck wishes, neuro goon.
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mostlygray posted:They would also wash their bare hands in the gun cleaner like it was nothing. The gun cleaner is like a sink but instead of water it uses MEK. Is a gun cleaner a machine for cleaning guns, or a machine for cleaning things using a gun-like tool?
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Feb 3, 2019 16:19
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Doom Mathematic posted:Is a gun cleaner a machine for cleaning guns, or a machine for cleaning things using a gun-like tool? The stuff can be nasty:  edit: duh, nevermind
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Doom Mathematic posted:Is a gun cleaner a machine for cleaning guns, or a machine for cleaning things using a gun-like tool? I assumed from context it's a machine for cleaning gun-like tools (handheld sprayers etc).
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Feb 3, 2019 17:08
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I thought it was a chemical, like “glass cleaner”.
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https://i.imgur.com/PuK60s8.mp4
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Feb 3, 2019 17:41
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What do you think his next move is?
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Feb 3, 2019 17:48
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Subjunctive posted:What do you think his next move is? Use his free hand to change gear to forward and then turn steering wheel to extreme left? I don't see a mirror on this side so it's probably not his first time either.
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Feb 3, 2019 17:55
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pretty sweet reliant robin conversion
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Subjunctive posted:I thought it was a chemical, like “glass cleaner”. He said it uses MEK which is a chemical, methyl ethyl ketone. Which is not great for you!
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Feb 3, 2019 18:01
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:The stuff can be nasty: Any time the instructions following accidental ingestion are, "do NOT induce vomitting," you're playing with some real serious poo poo.
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Feb 3, 2019 18:09
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Any time the instructions following accidental ingestion are, "do NOT induce vomitting," you're playing with some real serious poo poo. I'd love to hear more about this.
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Feb 3, 2019 18:18
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Imagined posted:I'd love to hear more about this. I would think it fucks stuff up in your esophagus coming back up
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Feb 3, 2019 18:23
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Imagined posted:I'd love to hear more about this. It burned on the way in, and it's gonna burn (the lining of your digestive system, causing severe pain) on the way back up
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Feb 3, 2019 18:54
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Subjunctive posted:What do you think his next move is? Drive forward.
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Feb 3, 2019 19:15
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My 8th grade 'buffet' style worshop/home economics combo class was a live demonstration of everything idiots could do. Metal shop: Instructor explains no uncertain terms 'do not short these car battery terminals - they will melt whatever you put across them and/or explode'. Within 15 minutes an idiot put a wrench across the terminals for the lols. We were down a wrench, a battery and a student after that. He got expelled. Wood shop: Someone used the planer without supervision because 'how hard can it be'. Lost just a knuckle. Another kid band-sawed his way into the thumb/forefinger webbing on his hand. Electronics shop: Instructor warned us about soldering wires under tension, since they can recoil and fling hot metal into your face. Good reason to wear goggles/face shield! Of course someone was too smart for that and ended up spattering hot molten lead into their eyeball. Oh and several people zapped themselves with good old 120. Sewing class: Turns out you can get about five stitches into your finger before the needle snaps off when you yank your idiot hand out from the machine. Cooking class: Someone learned the fun way not to assume a range is cool after they sat on a hot coil. Bet they had a neat spiraling butt-scar. And of course people chopping off small pieces of fingers with knives. Drafting class was the only one with no disasters but I'm sure it was a close call. Every single example of this stupidity was -exactly- the poo poo instructors warned people about. Like, they could have said 'here is what not to do - and here is why:' then point to whatever these idiots did. DarkDobe fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Feb 3, 2019 |
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Holy poo poo what kind of schools did y'all go to. Your middle school shop class isn't supposed to look like a battlefield. Or have comparable fatalities. Like I went to middle school in an eastern european shithole and I don't recall seeing any serious injuries ever despite all the lathes and saws.
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Any time the instructions following accidental ingestion are, "do NOT induce vomitting," you're playing with some real serious poo poo. Bleach isn't that serious? The only reason they say that is because the chemical ingested has the potential to do damage on the way out, just like it did on the way in. So, to minimize the damage, they say to not induce vomiting. There are plenty of chemicals with this warning, and it really doesn't mean anything past "this poo poo is caustic." Honestly, just call poison control. 1-800-222-1222 (in the U.S.) I've used them multiple times while on a 911 call, and am never not amazed at the amount of information they have for ingestions. I don't think there's a chemical commercially available that they don't have info on.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Holy poo poo what kind of schools did y'all go to. Your middle school shop class isn't supposed to look like a battlefield. Or have comparable fatalities. Westerners live comically bubble wrapped lives and might not even handle a kitchen knife or adjustable wrench until adulthood
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Doom Mathematic posted:Is a gun cleaner a machine for cleaning guns, or a machine for cleaning things using a gun-like tool? I don't know what solvent we had in ours in high school shop class but it had probably never been cleaned or recharged in its life because you could build sand castles out of the gunky metal particles if you wanted to. Zipperelli. posted:Bleach isn't that serious? Poison control is really awesome, they have the medical digests that would be not understandable if included in the SDS and if they run into something weird they usually have the product stewards from the manufacturer on speed dial.
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Feb 3, 2019 19:38
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There was one shop-class injury in my 4 years of high school, a partially severed finger. I didn't see it happen, though I did see the blood.
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FuturePastNow posted:There was one shop-class injury in my 4 years of high school, a partially severed finger. I didn't see it happen, though I did see the blood. They don’t offer shop in my kids schools. Liability insurance I presume.
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shovelbum posted:Westerners live comically bubble wrapped lives and might not even handle a kitchen knife or adjustable wrench until adulthood This. Very much this - and high school idiots 'knowing better' and doing poo poo 'for fun'.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Holy poo poo what kind of schools did y'all go to. Your middle school shop class isn't supposed to look like a battlefield. Or have comparable fatalities. I had at least 2 childhood friends in Iceland missing fingers and eyeballs.
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I was born in the 1980s and we had lots of air cooled VWs to learn to wrench on, a 71 Bus, a 73 Super Beetle, some year or another Type 3 station wagon thing, and 2 vanagons, both water cooled. If I didn't learn how to fix machines I was going nowhere.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Holy poo poo what kind of schools did y'all go to. Your middle school shop class isn't supposed to look like a battlefield. Or have comparable fatalities. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3NtCJQuxKw
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Vanagoon posted:If I didn't learn how to fix machines I was going nowhere. its still like that but with much lower education budgets and virtually 0 after school programs
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:The use of my right hand. So this is basically couples counseling?
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I did 5 years in prison in Florida from 2005-2010. While incarcerated I got ASE certified, earned 12 college credits for doing a 6 month culinary arts program, and finished an entire course in HVAC. Also available that I never participated in, were welding, carpentry, plumbing and a few other trades. In high school, in contrast, from 2001-2004, I had..... uh.... Animation. And... Photography? No type of trade/shop class offered whatsoever, nothing. Not even woodworking.  at American schools. This country sucks rear end and yet people will still act surprised and offended when you say it out loud.
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Zipperelli. posted:I did 5 years in prison in Florida from 2005-2010. While incarcerated I got ASE certified, earned 12 college credits for doing a 6 month culinary arts program, and finished an entire course in HVAC. Also available that I never participated in, were welding, carpentry, plumbing and a few other trades. What did you end up doing once out? And now today?
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Burt Sexual posted:What did you end up doing once out? And now today? I'm a paramedic. When I first got out I worked as a bartender because there really weren''t any ASE jobs around that were hiring, and I never certified in anything to do with HVAC, so I went to restaurants thinking I'd work in the kitchen. Unfortunately, managers generally liked my personality and wanted me behind the bar. Did that to put myself through school, graduated with my AS: EMS and my BS: Fire Sciences. I worked for a busy, urban 911 service before doing Critical Care, and eventually transitioning into the hospital, in the emergency department. Now I'm back in school again, this time to get my RN. at anyone who says their life is over because they committed a crime. I did time for armed robbery, and have somehow I'm white. How tf else do you think I could do this? gotten my poo poo back together.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Did you kill these people? by "all of them died" he means all the drill presses died, when their motors stalled and burned out from being jammed up with hair i hope. because in most schools even a single death in a shop accident is unheard-of
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Dr.Smasher posted:It burned on the way in, and it's gonna burn (the lining of your digestive system, causing severe pain) on the way back up also there's a chance that if the person vomits they will aspirate whatever it was, and many chemicals are less harmful in your digestive system than in your lungs. like even something as benign as machine oil, which if you drink it will just give you diarrhea, can give you a legendary case of pneumonia if you inhale it as a vapor
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