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Do you like Alien 3 "Assembly Cut"?
Yes, Alien 3 "Assembly Cut" was tits.
No, Alien and Aliens are the only valid Alien films.
Nah gently caress you Alien 3 sucks in all its forms.
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Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Xenomrph posted:

The Alien is basically just a space cat
I now want to see a movie about the alien who keeps the Alien as a space cat. Applying Squish That Cat techniques while the Alien chews on their fingers, "haha ow you little rear end in a top hat"

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banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




why do you think they have the second inner mouth. to protect against hairballs. the perfect organism

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Xenomrph posted:

The Alien is basically just a space cat (primal, cunning, amoral force of chaos), and it recognized that it had infringed on Jones’ territory.

Hey, he was there first.

I’ve got a screengrab on my PC that I can post when I get home that shows that Ripley has a photo of Jones as a kitten taped to her bridge console on the Nostromo. I love that kind of atmospheric detail stuff.

Fincher put it best describing the Alien's physicality as being simultaneously a jaguar and a freight train.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

That tail reminds me of an erect penis. There is a lot of sexual imagery in the Xenomorph. Am I alone?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Covok posted:

That tail reminds me of an erect penis. There is a lot of sexual imagery in the Xenomorph. Am I alone?

Yeah.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


i dont think phallic imagery has ever played a role in the design of the alien

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Xenomrph posted:

The Alien is basically just a space cat (primal, cunning, amoral force of chaos), and it recognized that it had infringed on Jones’ territory.

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Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!
Chestburster scene but whack-a-mole'd by Jones.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







How It Should Have Ended

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

alf_pogs posted:

i dont think phallic imagery has ever played a role in the design of the alien

Yeah it’s a well known fact that Giger modeled he design after an aggressive thumbs up

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Covok posted:

That tail reminds me of an erect penis. There is a lot of sexual imagery in the Xenomorph. Am I alone?



You tell me.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




I guess if you didn’t think real hard about it you wouldn’t realize all the sex stuff. Kinda hard not to though.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
The monster screws one of 'em!

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

K. Waste posted:

The monster screws one of 'em!

The company screwed them all.

RudeCat
Aug 7, 2012

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs


For a goddamn percentage!

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Invalid Validation posted:

I guess if you didn’t think real hard about it you wouldn’t realize all the sex stuff. Kinda hard not to though.

The first film is about an alien space vagina that facefucks a man so he gives birth to a giant black cock; if someone can't see this then I have no clue what to say.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



s.i.r.e. posted:

The first film is about an alien space vagina that facefucks a man so he gives birth to a giant black cock; if someone can't see this then I have no clue what to say.

I first saw ‘Alien’ when I was nine and the sexual stuff genuinely went right over my head at the time. I also didn’t find the movie scary at the time, so figure that one out.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

s.i.r.e. posted:

The first film is about an alien space vagina that facefucks a man so he gives birth to a giant black cock; if someone can't see this then I have no clue what to say.

Rewatch the film. Kane gave birth to a white cock, which matured into the vicious black cock we all know and love.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I got kind of bored/frustrated/annoyed with the gameplay of Isolation (it's tense and taught for a while but "too much of a good thing") and found a no-commentary full walkthrough to see how the "story" plays out.


Marlow had the right idea, TBH and I respect him for wanting to tidy up his mess so thoroughly.

Also not expecting a cliffhanger ending.

Ersatz
Sep 17, 2005

Xenomrph posted:

I first saw ‘Alien’ when I was nine and the sexual stuff genuinely went right over my head at the time. I also didn’t find the movie scary at the time, so figure that one out.
I might have been slightly younger, but same.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Its a drat shame the Aliens Saturday Morning Cartoon never happened.

Would have been like the comics that came with the toys, but that would've just added to the fun.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



If anyone is in LA USC is having a 40th anniversary Alien Art Exihibit with various pieces from the films and such:

https://cinema.usc.edu/events/event.cfm?id=43121&fbclid=IwAR090-7fTiD_jrYqvUPjveEO3smHxYx5pLeglB7EOjtkGPe39qfbbV6y7N4

It's completely free, I'm DEFINITELY checking this poo poo out.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
I'd love to see that, but London to LA is a bit far.

That said, do we know for sure if we're definitely getting Alien in 4K this year?

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Yes, including some kind of limited theatrical re-release.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Xenomrph posted:

Yes, including some kind of limited theatrical re-release.

Holy poo poo, I'm there.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Xenomrph posted:

Yes, including some kind of limited theatrical re-release.

Helllll yes!

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Alien was he first r-rated movie I ever saw when I was 12. Freaked me out right proper but I was disappointed at the lack of naked boobs.

Seeing naked boobs used to be rare and difficult to accomplish and often involving climbing into a dumpster if you were brave. :corsair:

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
alien was not as good as lien 2 and never as god as alien 3 the real reasons behind this i will not share until i get 10 people asking why and only then, the real thing about the movie is that it brings the classicness of the series together with a new rendition of a star wars esc fictional tale but without the legacy of that

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
without the direction of the asst director i feel that itd be lost in the shuffle of other bargain basment vhs releases that i will not name but shows that we all need the structure and guidance of the leader, without a flash subplpot or effects that distract from the overallmessage, bishop didnt deerve to die that was a mistake in the series and i have shunne all talk about it in my circle also riplys story has so many holes in the plot i dont even know ehere to beginn expect a full write up soon also the prison planet is a structurally sound and immersive cohesive

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Nonviolent J posted:

alien was not as good as lien 2 and never as god as alien 3 the real reasons behind this i will not share until i get 10 people asking why and only then, the real thing about the movie is that it brings the classicness of the series together with a new rendition of a star wars esc fictional tale but without the legacy of that

Take your meds

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

Slutitution posted:

Rewatch the film. Kane gave birth to a white cock, which matured into the vicious black cock we all know and love.

absolutely appauling

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Nonviolent J posted:

alien was not as good as lien 2 and never as god as alien 3 the real reasons behind this i will not share until i get 10 people asking why and only then, the real thing about the movie is that it brings the classicness of the series together with a new rendition of a star wars esc fictional tale but without the legacy of that


Nonviolent J posted:

without the direction of the asst director i feel that itd be lost in the shuffle of other bargain basment vhs releases that i will not name but shows that we all need the structure and guidance of the leader, without a flash subplpot or effects that distract from the overallmessage, bishop didnt deerve to die that was a mistake in the series and i have shunne all talk about it in my circle also riplys story has so many holes in the plot i dont even know ehere to beginn expect a full write up soon also the prison planet is a structurally sound and immersive cohesive

Yeah.

Are you going for a typo/no caps speed run here?

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
He's right though Alien 2 is great!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMfw43Vj4d4

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Xenomrph posted:

Yes, including some kind of limited theatrical re-release.

To chain off of this, we’re getting the 4K release in April (probably Alien Day):

https://www.avpgalaxy.net/2019/01/14/alien-40th-anniversary-4k-ultra-hd-lands-in-april-2019/

And it’s getting a theatrical release in the UK (and elsewhere i guess?) in late February/early March:

https://www.avpgalaxy.net/2019/01/08/alien-returns-to-cinemas-in-glorious-4k/

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

s.i.r.e. posted:



You tell me.

Their heads should curve upwards :colbert:

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

BiggerBoat posted:

Seeing naked boobs used to be rare and difficult to accomplish and often involving climbing into a dumpster if you were brave. :corsair:
My new game concept: evade the alien in a quest to find the space station equivalent of woods porn

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



It’s not hard to find, the ship’s synthetic practically jams that stuff down your throat at every opportunity.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Fish Noise posted:

My new game concept: evade the alien in a quest to find the space station equivalent of woods porn

Let me tell you about a software platform called Macromedia Flash...

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
acid blood if not proven to be viable as it will melt them for m the inside out this intrigued me as a so I search from hour later to

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



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