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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

as a total loser I did not even think of the social consequences

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Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean you literally said I thought someone was abuse which was a ramp up if insane proportions and this thread is literally all about drama so it shouldn’t be surprising.

I don't think being a controlling and insecure rear end in a top hat is a huge rampup to being abusive actually

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

Thats why I make my partners provide sworn testimony as to their risks which I cross reference against private background checks. Later I revoke clearance anyway because ive changed my mind and now the dry cleaner I had them send death threats is a strategic ally in the neighborhood.

i mean, same

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Miserable Maid posted:

I'm so sorry for starting this, I had no idea the Reddit posters were here too

Hey remember those stories about the girl pulling a knife on who she thought was a home intruder, and the drunk guy knocking over grandma and grandpa's ashes?

Those were real knee-slappers, right gang?!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
but frankly if you want other women that you don't have chained to your banister to be sexually available to you to any extent, and you accept that women and men are born in roughly 1:1 ratios, and you acknowledge that for women to do things that things must be done by them, then whatever woman you claim statistically is going to have to do > 1 Sex Access Number to the male population overall , unless you think the women belonging to other men (property) should be pulling extra Sex Weight for whatever reasn (you are ENTITLEMENT)

Barudak
May 7, 2007

hawowanlawow posted:

as a total loser I did not even think of the social consequences

Im honestly upset yet another young creative is working for exposure

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Blade Runner posted:

I don't think being a controlling and insecure rear end in a top hat is a huge rampup to being abusive actually

Well I disagree. Most of the people posted in this thread are usually very insecure and a decent chunk,are controlling but I would only say a handful have been abusive.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
what would pete do

Miserable Maid
Apr 22, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Holy poo poo. What about this story turns people into morons?!

She was posting sexually explicit pictures while in a monogamous relationship, and did not inform her partner. He stumbled upon them on accident, she was clearly hiding it by omission, and only offered him to join her when he found out, but not before .
Bring a participator is NOT the she as being a passive observer.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Pick posted:

but frankly if you want other women that you don't have chained to your banister to be sexually available to you to any extent, and you accept that women and men are born in roughly 1:1 ratios, and you acknowledge that for women to do things that things must be done by them, then whatever woman you claim statistically is going to have to do > 1 Sex Access Number to the male population overall , unless you think the women belonging to other men (property) should be pulling extra Sex Weight for whatever reasn (you are ENTITLEMENT)

Ah, but you are forgetting anime porno

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
I loving hate all of you

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

sneakyfrog posted:

what would pete do

Pete would do the porn with pride

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Dannywilson posted:

I loving hate all of you

same

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
the r/relationships is in the thread

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Blade Runner posted:

Ah, but you are forgetting anime porno

my favorite anime porno is the last unicorn. it is sadness porn. much like standard anime is used for grooming children for sexual abuse, the last unicorn grooms children to diligently withstand the absolute endless agony that is being alive and able to feel things. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

MarcusSA posted:

You guys have some weird ideas about how trust in relationships should work when it comes to sexuality.

Goons? No. Can't be.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
You have to admire the tightrope the guy is at least trying to walk here, because if he were too okay with his girlfriend posting homemade then the thread would decide he’s a cuck and it’s sad :smugdon: but not being okay with it at all means the thread has decided... idk I didn’t read the last page very closely but I guess he’s gay? Is the verdict?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

christmas boots posted:

Goons? No. Can't be.

I think a lot are working on theory.

The Austrian model of sexuality.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
man im glad I don't date you weirdos.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

sneakyfrog posted:

the r/relationships is in the thread

My relations with Pick are desperately strained ever since she posted that picture of her on a stuffed serval to Reddit

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Pirate Radar posted:

idk I didn’t read the last page very closely but I guess he’s gay? Is the verdict?

it's right here, clear as crystal:

Pick posted:

but frankly if you want other women that you don't have chained to your banister to be sexually available to you to any extent, and you accept that women and men are born in roughly 1:1 ratios, and you acknowledge that for women to do things that things must be done by them, then whatever woman you claim statistically is going to have to do > 1 Sex Access Number to the male population overall , unless you think the women belonging to other men (property) should be pulling extra Sex Weight for whatever reasn (you are ENTITLEMENT)

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Pirate Radar posted:

You have to admire the tightrope the guy is at least trying to walk here, because if he were too okay with his girlfriend posting homemade then the thread would decide he’s a cuck and it’s sad :smugdon: but not being okay with it at all means the thread has decided... idk I didn’t read the last page very closely but I guess he’s gay? Is the verdict?

The verdict is that all of us are gay, and we have long since forgotten the man

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
my brain refuses to even try to parse that as anything else but drunkposting

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

CharlestheHammer posted:

I think a lot are working on theory.

The Austrian model of sexuality.

Dannywilson posted:

I loving hate all of you

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Pick posted:

my favorite anime porno is the last unicorn. it is sadness porn. much like standard anime is used for grooming children for sexual abuse, the last unicorn grooms children to diligently withstand the absolute endless agony that is being alive and able to feel things. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

My favorite is the one with the big titty elf and I think there's an ogre or something

Anyway it's mostly a ripoff of Crime and Punishment but it works

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

but frankly if you want other women that you don't have chained to your banister to be sexually available to you to any extent, and you accept that women and men are born in roughly 1:1 ratios, and you acknowledge that for women to do things that things must be done by them, then whatever woman you claim statistically is going to have to do > 1 Sex Access Number to the male population overall , unless you think the women belonging to other men (property) should be pulling extra Sex Weight for whatever reasn (you are ENTITLEMENT)

Entitlement? Why, those women are goddamn heroes and every time I reach for the tissues and lube I thank the white Lord Jesus for the luscious burdens those selfless martyrs bare for me.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Is it more ethical if I only watch gay porn or what

I need to know within the next five minutes thanks

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Blade Runner posted:

Is it more ethical if I only watch gay porn or what

I need to know within the next five minutes thanks

yes

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

hawowanlawow posted:

it's right here, clear as crystal:

But since he’s gay then presumably the porn he looks at is porn of men? Or am I missing a recent trend in gay porn?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Blade Runner posted:

My relations with Pick are desperately strained ever since she posted that picture of her on a stuffed serval to Reddit

I actually don't have a stuffed serval. I have a serval skin, though.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
you cant objectify sexually available people in your head unless you have a signed permission slip from your partner, the performer and your mom.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Pick posted:

I actually don't have a stuffed serval. I have a serval skin, though.

The rift between us grows by the second

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

sneakyfrog posted:

you cant objectify sexually available people in your head unless you have a signed permission slip from your partner, the performer and your mom.

Seems rude not to include the performers mom.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Blade Runner posted:

The rift between us grows by the second

dont do this bladerunnar. the two of us are spcial. only we know how gay galehaut is.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

sneakyfrog posted:

you cant objectify sexually available people in your head unless you have a signed permission slip from your partner, the performer and your mom.

If any of the signatures are the same you get automatically shot into the sun

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Pirate Radar posted:

If any of the signatures are the same you get automatically shot into the sun

seems unfair to alabama

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Pirate Radar posted:

You have to admire the tightrope the guy is at least trying to walk here, because if he were too okay with his girlfriend posting homemade then the thread would decide he’s a cuck and it’s sad :smugdon: but not being okay with it at all means the thread has decided... idk I didn’t read the last page very closely but I guess he’s gay? Is the verdict?

:haibrow:

His entire post could be replaced by :quig:. The reality of the situation is he's jealous. Jealous of her success, her glory, her notoriety. He knows he isn't :buttfame: enough to stay with her, so he cuts loose because he's afraid of her power. Such is life.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Pick posted:

dont do this bladerunnar. the two of us are spcial. only we know how gay galehaut is.

Everyone knows how gay Galehaut is his only two character traits are being tall and panting heavily every time Lancelot is within five feet of him

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Blade Runner posted:

Everyone knows how gay Galehaut is his only two character traits are being tall and panting heavily every time Lancelot is within five feet of him

in his defense that's 1 more character trait than percival

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Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Pick posted:

in his defense that's 1 more character trait than percival

Technically it's two more, since the trait of "is the Grail boy" got taken from Percy by Galahad in a back alley

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