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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Maybe it's the quality of the pic on my phone, but I can't tell what's wrong.

The bit in the middle is where a set of stairs goes, the type you might walk down to get out of your apartment.

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Maybe it's the quality of the pic on my phone, but I can't tell what's wrong.

BIL decided rather than worry about being protected he'd get rid of the stairs.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



jobson groeth posted:

BIL decided rather than worry about being protected he'd get rid of the stairs.

The de-gooning process, as recorded by Grover.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Maybe it's the quality of the pic on my phone, but I can't tell what's wrong.

Stairs collapsed, right of image centre.

Memento posted:

The bit in the middle is where a set of stairs goes, the type you might walk down to get out of your apartment.

Actually, yeah, this is correct.

Right side is the landing. Steps go in the centre.

It’s like fire escapes where all the flights have the same orientation rather than alternating and you have to walk on the flat bit between them.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Feb 7, 2019

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
He could still get down by walking along the hand rails on the stairs.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Buff Skeleton posted:

Is there only one stairwell? I remember hearing about an apartment complex locally somewhere in the Atlanta area that had people trapped indoors because of stair maintenance, and the fire department had to come out and get them down with ladder trucks. Nobody was in any immediate danger since the place wasn't on fire, but if it had been, that would have been... uh. Pretty bad.

https://twitter.com/SophiaWSB/status/871783680628412416/photo/1

https://twitter.com/SophiaWSB/status/871843564652822528

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
So the stairs were just ripped out rather than collapsing? :stonklol:

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

jobson groeth posted:

So the stairs were just ripped out rather than collapsing? :stonklol:

a lot of these apartments are poorly maintained or get passed between management companies so maintenance gets deferred. probably some inspector was like "these stairs are rusted to poo poo and need to come out NOW" and the company didn't bother telling the residents that, hey, starting 8am sharp on monday, no more stairs

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Feature, not a bug

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

iospace posted:

Feature, not a bug

It's not stupid, it's advanced!

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

iospace posted:

Feature, not a bug

Advertise it as a "moving stairway" to the upper floors, increase rent by $250 a month.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

ymgve posted:

Was on a flight where some did that and the stewardess became pissed. Full on SIT YOUR rear end DOWN NOW angry mode.


The last flight I was on, I was amazed how bad people were at not standing up after landing.

We landed and stopped; seat belt light still on. People immediately got up and started grabbing overhead stuff and whatnot. Pilot comes on and says we don't have a gate, please remain seated.

We move a little closer to the gate and stop. People again get up and start shuffling about. Once again reminded to please stay seated.

Rinse and repeat a couple more times.

I'm just a passenger and I wanted to shout back at people to just sit and be patient. I don't know how the crew are able to restrain themselves from yelling at all of the idiots who can't pay any attention at all.


:suspense:

I'm trying to get rid of my old NXT set to remove clutter, but this is making me reconsider just keeping it.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Welcome to the DANGER DROPZONE!



Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

pseudorandom posted:

The last flight I was on, I was amazed how bad people were at not standing up after landing.

We landed and stopped; seat belt light still on. People immediately got up and started grabbing overhead stuff and whatnot. Pilot comes on and says we don't have a gate, please remain seated.

We move a little closer to the gate and stop. People again get up and start shuffling about. Once again reminded to please stay seated.

Rinse and repeat a couple more times.

I'm just a passenger and I wanted to shout back at people to just sit and be patient. I don't know how the crew are able to restrain themselves from yelling at all of the idiots who can't pay any attention at all.


:suspense:

I'm trying to get rid of my old NXT set to remove clutter, but this is making me reconsider just keeping it.

I imagine that early standers don't have a sense of scale. You're plane is only balancing on 3 awkwardly placed stilts 20 feet in the air, rolling around at freeway speeds.

SIT DOWN. Stop moving!

Airliners really like to tip too. There's stilts they use at every airport for the rear end ends of the airliner to not tip during loading; take a peek at some planes ... tails next time you're at the airport.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i would never check out a plane's rear end when it wasn't looking

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
safety first, goons

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Memento posted:

It's not stupid, it's advanced!
But what does the G stand for?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Truga posted:

safety first, goons


That's not for safety, that's an employee motivational tool!

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
building a Foxconn plant?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Hugh Malone posted:

building a Foxconn plant?

Confirmed, picture was taken in Wisconsin

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Truga posted:

safety first, goons


Neck day erry day

Zernach
Oct 23, 2012
So I like to watch Forgotten Firearms now and then for the weird mechanical contraptions that go bang and just found this thing exists:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9bULArrKs4

My personal experience with firearms is about 60 real bullets on a RK-62 during compulsory armed service (lol you are airforce weather guys, you don't need to know how to shoot), but the idea that you would make any part of a gun that has to deal with a live? round out of plastic insane.

Zernach fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Feb 7, 2019

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Looks like all of the bang bang bits are metal, and polymer guns have been a thing for decades :shrug:

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

drunkill posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DXXQIAw.mp4

do the soapy water test please

At least it's just propane, it won't burn back into the line like acetylene or oxygen would, it's quite a lot safer.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

His Divine Shadow posted:

At least it's just propane, it won't burn back into the line like acetylene or oxygen would, it's quite a lot safer.

and when Mistress commands us to lick her toilet, we taste the meat, not the heat!

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

Zernach posted:

So I like to watch Forgotten Firearms now and then for the weird mechanical contraptions that go bang and just found this thing exists:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9bULArrKs4

My personal experience with firearms is about 60 real bullets on a RK-62 during compulsory armed service (lol you are airforce weather guys, you don't need to know how to shoot), but the idea that you would make any part of a gun that has to deal with a live? round out of plastic insane.

.22lr is pretty low pressure. The dumbest part of the ZIP 22 was the cocking mechanism being adjacent to the muzzle.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

luxury handset posted:

a lot of these apartments are poorly maintained or get passed between management companies so maintenance gets deferred. probably some inspector was like "these stairs are rusted to poo poo and need to come out NOW" and the company didn't bother telling the residents that, hey, starting 8am sharp on monday, no more stairs

Can confirm, lovely rusted stairs. I had a cook, W, who called out on me once because the stairs to his second-story apartment fell off the side of the building as he closed the front door. His cab just kinda left after that, lol. Knowing him and where he lived, I believed it. He showed up thirty minutes later, being driven by the apartment manager, who I knew from living in another building there. W slept on my couch for a few days after that.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

PhotoKirk posted:

.22lr is pretty low pressure. The dumbest part of the ZIP 22 was the cocking mechanism being adjacent to the muzzle everything.

Fixed.

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
Part two where he goes to shoot it really gives the full picture of how terrible that thing is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3fd4goVs-4

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


https://i.imgur.com/CPtoAOU.gifv

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

lol

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Natural selection failed to claim him, but it will have another chance I'm sure

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
the chute that broke also saved his rear end too, I guess. from roofing nails and poo poo probably

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Him being able to fall out of the chute is literally the opposite of what i was expecting.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
I'm not sure it's a proper chute, I think it might just be a stack of red plastic garbage bins with the bottoms knocked out.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I used to play tournament-level Chutes and Ladders and can say definitively that those are chutes.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
what did the panda do when it visited the playground?

eats, chutes, and leaves

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

PhotoKirk posted:

.22lr is pretty low pressure. The dumbest part of the ZIP 22 was the cocking mechanism being adjacent to the muzzle.

There’s a lot of stuff in the Zip that’s still made of plastic that shouldn’t be, like the bolt that takes the force of firing.

There’s also no extractor OR ejector, so the casings are expected to just sorta ricochet themselves out the ejection port by luck.

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib

Mozi posted:

what did the panda do when it visited the playground?

eats, chutes, and leaves

Why did the panda kill the bartender after having a sandwich, then flee the scene?

He Eats, Shoots, and Leaves

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



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