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pushpins posted:Why are boomers doing this to us nothing has to be this way oh my loving god why are there no unions anymore Unions? Are you a loving communist? You want public schools too?
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quote:I had a first time client – we’ll call him Kevin. Kevin and I met via email and over the phone. He was single and worked in the hospitality industry. The first time I saw him in person was for our maiden Affection Spa Treatment. I was sort of nervous, and I think he was, too.
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Jeff Bezos putting all the mom and pop cuddlers out of business Time to start a cuddling union
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the kevin
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Yeah the event probably was where AMI tried to use the bezos beef album to spur a boardroom revolt against him at amazon.
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DryGoods has trouble with "the Kevin" technique since it's his waifu bodypillow that's usually giving him a boner.
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twoday posted:He did help enact some changes to background checks in 2008. He was involved in gun control legislation, but always working to represent the NRA in the negotiations, and importantly keeping assault weapons bans off the table. the assault weapon bans are dumb dogshit for idiot babies so thats a good thing, ty for your input
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Lmao It’s good to see a professional in action
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No one in an economically just society would be a professional cuddler, or need one
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 04:59 |
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p dope to go googling for weirdass bulletpoints tho
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DryGoods posted:would you abort baby hitler? Jeb:] Hell yeah I’d abort baby Hitler
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shovelbum posted:No one in an economically just society would be a professional cuddler, or need one I'll give you 75 an hour
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Careful Drums posted:facebook makes it as hard as possible for adblocks to block their ads and their solution is to send your computer tons of garbage, making your computer work way harder than it should to render a picture and some text All the code shown in that picture is literally doing nothing but writing the word "Sponsors" somewhere on Facebook's page as it appears to you. But since ad block programs could easily scan for the word "Sponsors" and block anything near it, Facebook has opted to get around this by surrounding the word with a ton of garbage code inside the raw HTML they transmit to you. Specifically, they've separated each letter of "Sponsors" into its own division on the page and included a lot of fake letters to obfuscate what the real word is. An ad blocker trying to figure out what it says would have to perform a ton of work by rendering the entire page to figure out that it says "Sponsors" and not "SpsbsnsssS" or whatever, by taking into account which CSS classes are hidden content and which ones will actually show up. So depending on if your ad block bothers or not, either they get around ad block and display their ad, or cause your page to load slow as poo poo. And either way they've inflated the size of the HTML file they sent you immensely with unnecessary garbage code which costs you longer page load times for no reason other than forcing you to not block ads they want to shove in your face Good company Happy Thread has issued a correction as of 05:09 on Feb 8, 2019 |
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shovelbum posted:No one in an economically just society would be a professional cuddler, or need one Are cuddling jobs going to be easier or harder to get in your communist utopia?
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Bert Roberge posted:DryGoods has trouble with "the Kevin" technique since it's his waifu bodypillow that's usually giving him a boner.
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Ahh, the patented Shnorkevin technique.
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so did Al Saqr die for real, or what has he just not posted in forever like anywhere
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Dumb Lowtax posted:The code is literally writing the word "Sponsors" somewhere on Facebook's page as it appears to you. But since ad block programs could easily scan for the word "Sponsors" and block anything near it, Facebook has opted to get around this by surrounding the word with a ton of garbage code inside the raw HTML they transmit to you. Specifically, they've separated each letter of "Sponsors" into its own division on the page and included a lot of fake letters to obfuscate what the real word is. An ad blocker trying to figure out what it says would have to perform a ton of work by rendering the entire page to figure out that it says "Sponsors" and not "SpsbsnsssS" or whatever, by taking into account which CSS classes are hidden content and which ones will actually show up. we run ads
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Bert Roberge posted:Are cuddling jobs going to be easier or harder to get in your communist utopia? Ppl would have genuine and nontransactional relationships including cuddling op
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PostEldar posted:all this talk of dearly departed posters made me want to stop lurking for a second and say I love you all and miss you when you go post more friendo, cspam flourishes best when it is a chorus of many voices!!!
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Inspector Hound posted:Unions? Are you a loving communist? You want public schools too? unions are more syndicalist tho??????
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i sometimes wonder what would have happened if people went for actual substantial gun control in any shape or form instead of jacking off about the ~assault weapons ban~ for literal decades and acting like sating white people's fears with security theater was the entirety of the government's responsibility
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shovelbum posted:Ppl would have genuine and nontransactional relationships including cuddling op
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Squizzle posted:unions are more syndicalist tho?????? Waaay harder to spell That was an interesting Wikipedia skim though what book should I read
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Inspector Hound posted:we run ads you run AIDS now bitch
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i hope he strokes out or gets committed
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Stefan Prodan posted:so did Al Saqr die for real, or what there is no way anyone here is ever going to know
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Waffle House posted:Does anyone have that gif of the T pounding right through the P-Hole
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mormonpartyboat posted:the assault weapon bans are dumb dogshit for idiot babies so thats a good thing, ty for your input Hmmm I guess that's true too
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mormonpartyboat posted:i sometimes wonder what would have happened if people went for actual substantial gun control in any shape or form instead of jacking off about the ~assault weapons ban~ for literal decades and acting like sating white people's fears with security theater was the entirety of the government's responsibility The terrorist factions committing gun massacres have substantial state backing both domestic and foreign op they use the civilian market bc it's a convenient option not bc it's the only one they have
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Office Pig posted:there is no way anyone here is ever going to know well we can't know if he did die but it's pretty to know if he didn't, if someone goes "oh I saw him posting in the anime forum" or some poo poo
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PostEldar posted:all this talk of dearly departed posters made me want to stop lurking for a second and say I love you all and miss you when you go now's your time to shine. you broke the silence so just start posting more and more. soon you'll be a beloved regular and then get run out of cspam after you accidentally post your weird dream journal about Rudy Giuliani hand feeding you macaroni and cheese and you just get so bitter that you spend weeks buying the rest of us avs that are just like our old ones but have cheese sauce smeared on their mouth and we start getting a little freaked out as you become the phantom of cspam and hunt us to our virtual deaths
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Stefan Prodan posted:well we can't know if he did die but it's pretty to know if he didn't, if someone goes "oh I saw him posting in the anime forum" or some poo poo you can hope he managed to get out before poo poo went sideways but the more likely best case scenario is a caro-style miracle in defiance of rational odds at the expense of horrible saudi-inflicted suffering
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PostEldar posted:all this talk of dearly departed posters made me want to stop lurking for a second and say I love you all and miss you when you go death is certain, and u cant post when ur dead
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PostEldar posted:all this talk of dearly departed posters made me want to stop lurking for a second and say I love you all and miss you when you go tonald dump is president and mama fort is a crime printing machine nothing matters and post some more bc we are all dead and America is a failed state run by rich oligarchy might as well get some trumps n lols in before the elite come for you and suck your blood out to maintain their vitality
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i mean it's not like saudi murders are particularly renowned for their competency
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Professional Cuddler: I need to do this to make rent Me: Shhhhhh
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