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In 1996 my teacher was like "the Internet isn't going to make it easier to get information it's gonna make it easier to ignore it" and I scoffed. I was a dumb kid.
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quote:Pages ago but just wanted to say that it is a shame pussy eating will also be banned after Brexit, digital stimulation is so much less personal.
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Feb 13, 2019 12:14
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the best part is that she probably has kids and grandkids back in the U.K. struggling to get by, and she probably expects that she can just turn up and expect them to look after her
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Feb 13, 2019 12:28
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Ohhhhhh, all this brexit stuff makes so much more sense now. Shes just been a husk infected by cordyceps this whole time.
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Feb 13, 2019 12:58
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Feb 13, 2019 13:06
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Dont eat moldy jam
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Feb 13, 2019 13:35
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The whole purpose of Brexit is eating mouldy jam without the EU telling you it's not good.
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Feb 13, 2019 13:41
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https://twitter.com/BastidonPauline/status/1095400695988211712 In the event of no deal these ECMT permits are required to transport goods to the EU. There are only around 900 of them available for the year.
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Feb 13, 2019 13:41
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brexit: there will be adequate mold
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Feb 13, 2019 13:47
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Avirosb posted:Corbynceps Labour agrees to support Brexit deal on condition that Corbyn be permitted to climb to the top of Big Ben and "just hang around for a little while".
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Feb 13, 2019 13:52
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When eating dogs is outlawed, only the outlaws will eat dogs 
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Feb 13, 2019 14:08
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my uncle shoots rabbits and has loads in his freezer at any time so thats where i'm headed to live for a bit if it comes to it
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Feb 13, 2019 14:12
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An insane mind posted:Pages ago but just wanted to say that it is a shame pussy eating will also be banned after Brexit, digital stimulation is so much less personal. is pussy british slang for some kind of meat, or are we talking oral sex
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Feb 13, 2019 14:16
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lmao of course
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Feb 13, 2019 14:17
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mike12345 posted:is pussy british slang for some kind of meat, or are we talking oral sex it’s also a fairly old fashioned cutesy word for cat
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Feb 13, 2019 14:19
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Archaeology Hat posted:it’s also a fairly old fashioned cutesy word for cat the double meaning has been around for longer than you'd think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfcKy-VcXo
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Feb 13, 2019 14:20
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Kurtofan posted:Dont eat moldy jam After Brexit you'll need to eat the mouldy jam.
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Feb 13, 2019 14:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL9KqigbdJw
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Feb 13, 2019 14:23
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mike12345 posted:is pussy british slang for some kind of meat, or are we talking oral sex The dog meat ban will also outlaw eating cat meat. "Eating pussy" could be interpreted as either the consumption of feline flesh or the act of cunnilingus. Since the law will ban the former, the poster is suggesting that, due to the double meaning, it would also ban the latter. This is a "pun;" a joke which relies on a word or phrase having multiple meanings and conflating them.
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Feb 13, 2019 14:43
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Coohoolin posted:you forgot the best one, THANGAM DEBBONAIRE Gerald Fane-Trefusis, 22nd Baron of Clinton Jane Heathcote-Drummond-Willoughby, 28th Baroness of Willoughby de Eresby Baron Strabolgi Baron Darcy de Knayth Adam Drummond of Megginch, 17th Baron Strange The Lord Dingwall Thomas Clifford, Baron of Chudleigh Lord Alexander Elphinstone Roualeyn Hovell-Thurlow-Cumming-Bruce, 9th Baron Thurlow Lord Alliance Baroness Barran Lord Dubs The Eart of Errol Lord Goodlad If you're ever stuck for names for your latest RPG party, the wiki list of British peerages is highly recommended.
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Feb 13, 2019 14:48
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I cant believe theyve outlawed hot dogs
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Feb 13, 2019 14:52
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:After Brexit you'll need to eat the mouldy jam. After Brexit, mouldy jam will be an expensive delicacy.
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Feb 13, 2019 15:01
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Blasting my mouldy jam up tezzas backside
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Feb 13, 2019 15:06
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Hentai Jihadist posted:Blasting my mouldy jam up tezzas backside 
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Feb 13, 2019 15:08
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Jose posted:my uncle shoots rabbits and has loads in his freezer at any time so thats where i'm headed to live for a bit if it comes to it enjoy your rabbit starvation then
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Feb 13, 2019 15:08
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Raskolnikov38 posted:enjoy your rabbit starvation then we'll have guns for all the starving people coming to try and get them
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Feb 13, 2019 15:09
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Jose posted:we'll have guns for all the starving people coming to try and get them not exactly how that works but okay
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Feb 13, 2019 15:14
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that disclaimer is incredible
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Feb 13, 2019 16:06
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You need to stick up on carbs and fat to go with those rabbits, if you eat only protein you will perish It's OK, where there are rabbits there is foragable roughage
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Feb 13, 2019 16:14
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I ship M'aylord with Ben Garrison's Trump.
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Feb 13, 2019 16:16
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dafuq do u think cheese is? mold!! eat it up remoanailures
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Feb 13, 2019 16:46
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:dafuq do u think cheese is? mold!! eat it up remoanailures sorry i only eat non-dairy mold like treeza
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Feb 13, 2019 16:53
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Please don't shoot the rabbits, the UK is losing an incredible amount of biodiversity compared to the rest of the planet already.
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Feb 13, 2019 17:02
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twoday posted:You need to stick up on carbs and fat to go with those rabbits, if you eat only protein you will perish You can survive eating rabbits as long as you eat the skin, brain and other fat rich organs with the lean muscle. Waste not want not.
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Feb 13, 2019 17:06
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Just came here to lol at moldy jam, the worst response possible Literally "a pile of garbage in every pot" jesus christ Tories are loving scum
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Feb 13, 2019 17:10
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queueing lorries in every park and a spore in every jar
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Feb 13, 2019 17:15
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:Just came here to lol at moldy jam, the worst response possible Oh so I guess you have a better solution for the crisis than letting people die of mold poisoning?
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Fried Watermelon posted:Please don't shoot the rabbits, the UK is losing an incredible amount of biodiversity compared to the rest of the planet already. I’m more worried about the insects, especially as it’s now scary how little muck I find smeared all over my car when I drive long journeys up north - probably because the insect biomass just isn’t there anymore I read The Road when I was younger and that terrified me, but the central idea of a mysterious event that would wipe out all plant life was a nonsense idea I thought , but I suppose lack of bugs could do that?
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Feb 13, 2019 17:42
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what if they ban fish and finger pies?
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