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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015
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SHVPS4DETH posted:

get a thermometer

whemn they hit appx 220F they're raedy to rest then mash without being gummy

sry if someone else covered this i still have like 18 more pages to read

how you cook a potato to 220 in 212 degree water.

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

bird with big dick posted:

how you cook a potato to 220 in 212 degree water.

dig a 4000 foot deep hole and boil it down there.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Plinkey posted:

dig a 4000 foot deep hole and boil it down there.

lol

i make mashed potatoes out of baked potatoes anyway. they're just hot as poo poo while scraping

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I cook the potatoes and then just put them in a big pot, like a whole big bag at a time, then stick it in the fridge and whenever I feel like a potato I just grab one and eat it skin and all

If I'm feeling fancy I'll dip it in sour cream as I eat it

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

that makes me sad

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



They're perfectly designed for it

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

if they didn't want you to do that, they shouldn't have made the sour cream container potato-sized

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



i say swears online posted:

if they didn't want you to do that, they shouldn't have made the sour cream container potato-sized

EXACTLY and it's healthier than dipping it in margarine which is also convenient but not as good

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

ugh sometimes i'll buy a baguette and eat half of it slathered in butter. i'll be healthier the next day by making french toast out of what's left

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

not my entry for the contest (posted in the street fight facebook) but it fits the theme: banh meatball sub

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
And kind of Bahn Mi is inherently colonialist food already because the baguette was introduced by French colonists to Indochina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?M7X6oYg6iro

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015
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i say swears online posted:

lol

i make mashed potatoes out of baked potatoes anyway. they're just hot as poo poo while scraping

ban this fuckin weirdo

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

bird with big dick posted:

how you cook a potato to 220 in 212 degree water.

450 F oven

the gently caress are you wasting all that water for

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
like srsly how are you not brushing oil on that skin for the last 10 mins to get it crispy af

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015
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I make mashed potatoes out of hash browns that I cook in a toaster oven no I’m not a mentally ill weirdo why do you ask

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I make mashed potatoes out of rutabagas and parsnips and various other non-potato vegetables

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

twoday posted:

I make mashed potatoes out of rutabagas and parsnips and various other non-potato vegetables

get some cauliflower puree in that mix and we're talkin

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
no

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
ok, fine

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



non-potato root vegetable mashes are also a lot less carb heavy and it's possible that they have more nutrients and stuff but I can't prove this and don't care to

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i make mashed potatoes out of powdered sugar

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

I make mashed potatoes out of potatoes that I have mashed.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



docbeard posted:

I make mashed potatoes out of potatoes that I have mashed.

this is an interesting variation that I will be sure to try

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

docbeard posted:

I make mashed potatoes out of potatoes that I have mashed.

gross

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
how is garlic knot formed
how to make garlic knot
mgallic knot how to recipe
how does garlic know made
what needed to make garlic knor

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
how tow cook?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RefvQk6mGEY

(this dude owns tho, everything is dirtbaggy enough for Real CSPAM to relate even if his curry vid.... ain't.... ain't it. that's a rough curry.)

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/JasonGroves1/status/1095594478575017984

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


I remember back in the day when my mom put paraffin wax on jam and a few jars always grew mold anyway and we threw it out because nobody wanted to get botulism eating moldy jam.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015
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my dad made us eat the mold and then he beat us with a belt buckle cause we watched too many cartoons.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
pizza dough (strips, tied)
parsley
50/50 oil/butter
garlic



20 @ 375

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

owns

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

twoday posted:

pizza dough (strips, tied)
parsley
50/50 oil/butter
garlic



20 @ 375



Those look delightful.

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost
Food!


Biscuits w/ sausage gravy and a side of asparagus with hollandaise, as recommended by Willie Tomg. My girlfriend had some store-bought hollandaise lying around so I used that. It was awful.


Yesterday I made this batch of white sauce enchiladas. They're not particularly white because I threw some cheese on top of 'em.

TRUMP

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Store bought hollandaise sucks but real hollandaise is one of the most difficult things to make. It’s one of the four mother sauces according to escoffier, and supposedly based upon the sauce that people in Holland would use to eat specifically with asparagus, but as far as I can tell they would actually just mash up a hard boiled egg with a fork and mix that with melted butter, which also work pretty well.

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost
Yeah being lazy didn't work out for me at all in this case. The sausage gravy was outstanding though.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

sausage gravy solidarity

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

twoday posted:

Store bought hollandaise sucks but real hollandaise is one of the most difficult things to make. It’s one of the four mother sauces according to escoffier, and supposedly based upon the sauce that people in Holland would use to eat specifically with asparagus, but as far as I can tell they would actually just mash up a hard boiled egg with a fork and mix that with melted butter, which also work pretty well.

its actually super easy to make if you use the microwave method



this is not a shitpost

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

i say swears online posted:

sausage gravy solidarity

inspired me to make some this weekend

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

DONT BURN THE ROUX, WILLY TOMG IS A YANKEE

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