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I still literally pity adults who sincerely buy roses and/or flowers on valentines day for being so basic, I'm sorry. And I have been with my partner for almost 15 years.
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no, i'm sorry. i honestly thought you were just kidding initially, if i thought you actually believed what you were writing i wouldn't have pushed the derail my goondolences
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Feb 15, 2019 16:38
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The most I've ever paid for sneakers is 180 I think so I guess I'm in the clear? Also really enjoyed my valentine's burger (non-vegan) yesterday, got my girlfriend some very good Pralinen, because get this, it owns to gift someone something nice which you yourself can also enjoy (d. h. I will most definitely partake of those Pralinen). Flowers, though? Meh.
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Feb 15, 2019 17:16
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How much did you pay for the (Swiss?) pralinen op?
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Wengy posted:it owns to gift someone something nice which you yourself can also enjoy (d. h. I will most definitely partake of those Pralinen). 
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Feb 15, 2019 17:35
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oliwan posted:How much did you pay for the (Swiss?) pralinen op? 28.50.-
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There was someone in Local Rewe #549 just now, holding the door to the Fischschrank fully open and just staring slack-jawedly at the salmon. I almost said "die Tür is durchsichtig" but in the last second decided not to let the Kölsche Natur make me become a cop. Plus they would probably have taken it as gentle ribbing, instead of the exhortation to go be an idiot in someone else's line of sight it would have been intended as. Like, I've called people here an rear end in a top hat to their face and they just look at you like a kicked puppy. loving fight me you cowards. Anyway, thanks for subscribing to my anger management blog
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Feb 15, 2019 19:25
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is this the moment to post some pics of my selfmade pralines?
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Feb 15, 2019 19:27
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Smirr posted:I've called people here an rear end in a top hat to their face and they just look at you like a kicked puppy. loving fight me you cowards.
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Feb 15, 2019 19:29
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Don't hurt Kölsche Frohnaturen. We are very sensible and nice people that are not fightable and only start being able to take insults or critique after the first 5 Kölsches OK. Also since Rewe is in Köln basically an extra territorial sovereign power at this point you should be nice and hope their security leaves you alone, especially in the Innenstadt and around the Ringe.
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Feb 15, 2019 19:48
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Mano posted:is this the moment to post some pics of my selfmade pralines? Only if they contain chili
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Feb 15, 2019 19:54
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Mithaldu posted:Is this a thing about Köln or the larger area or the state? Since i find myself in NRW recently this might be critical to my survival. I don't know. My only base of comparison is Berlin, so you'll have to wait for local NRW- und Nordhessenexperte Randler to weigh in. Unrelatedly, I just remembered something else I love about Köln: some of the smaller "U-Bahn"-Höfe only have one escalator per platform, presumably because the city didn't actually have the money to build the system. A sensible solution would be to make the escalator only go down in the mornings and only up in the evenings (in residential areas at least). Obviously, Köln went for the Battle Royale solution - the escalators stop really soon after the last activation of either of their Lichtschranken, and when they're stopped, it's first come first served. Which means that every evening I watch like a dozen people head for a stopped escalator, only for a single able-bodied person at the top to start the escalator downwards. Obviously, the escalators also end like half a meter above the Bahnsteigsniveau, with a ~5 m long, barriered ramp connecting the two (I think there are some stations where they lowered an existing platform, and other stations where they anticipated raising the existing platform but never ended up doing it1). So whenever that happens people have to walk an extra Umweg, too. Lol owned. I for one don't use kölsche escalators to begin with because I don't want to die in Köln. 1 Obviously obviously, there's also one station where both platforms have both heights, with stairs running along the length of the platform. They closed an existing station for a couple of months to make it this way, and as far as I can tell it's widely considered an improvement.
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oliwan posted:I would never pay 200 euros for a pair of sneakers op. I thought that you had written about having spent 200€ on some shoes (you posted the picture of the shoes), I checked the thread history and it seems that you never said such a thing. Is there anything else you spent 200€ (or more) on for which I can criticize you and unmask you as a hypocritical consumerist? Like a trip to South-East Asia or so. Help me out!
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AndreTheGiantBoned posted:Is there anything else you spent 200€ (or more) on for which I can criticize you and unmask you as a hypocritical consumerist? Like a trip to South-East Asia or so. Help me out!
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Feb 15, 2019 20:16
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Sereri posted:Valentine's is not a holiday ffs. It's black friday for flowers and chocolate hth That's what Capitalism wants you to believe, but that's pure nonsense. Black Friday is at least a full tier lower on the holiday totem pole anyway, it's more like Gründonnerstag in that it's not even possible to just know what the day is about, as that poo poo is not common knowledge and probably hidden inside a overly verbose Wikipedia-article. Everyone knows Valentinstag is about love, but what the hell is Black Friday about? The bad feeling in your stomach from eating too much turkey? And Gründonnerstag is just that weird day before Karfreitag. No-one normal knows what it's about!
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Feb 15, 2019 20:19
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Hey smirr you missed the bvg strike today
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oliwan posted:Hey smirr you missed the bvg strike today Yeah I know, I receive news from the old country. I assume everyone was having a blast?
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Feb 15, 2019 20:24
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Leave the man alone, if he wants to look very closely at the salmon he should be able to do that without some Prussian Zugezogene ridiculing him. Its his own native land
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Feb 15, 2019 20:31
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Libluini posted:And Gründonnerstag is just that weird day before Karfreitag. No-one normal knows what it's about! *laughs nervously, tugging collar*
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Opferwurst posted:Leave the man alone, if he wants to look very closely at the salmon he should be able to do that without some Prussian Zugezogene ridiculing him. Its his own native land She could have done that with the door closed, though, which would have had the added bonus of not blocking half the aisle. Besides, everyone here is zugezogen, with the presumed exception of that one guy who tried to trade me "einen eschten Geißbockkugelschreiber vom 1. FC Köln" in exchange for me letting him use my phone (I didn't let him use my phone)
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Opferwurst posted:Leave the man alone, if he wants to look very closely at the salmon he should be able to do that without some Prussian Zugezogene ridiculing him. Its his own native land Es war ein Fehler, die Schweinländer in der preußischen Rheinprovinz siedeln zu lassen. 
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Randler posted:Es war ein Fehler, die Schweinländer in der preußischen Rheinprovinz siedeln zu lassen. Alaaf! 
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https://twitter.com/schulzeeuropa/status/1096445520770404352 Mir fehlen die Worte.
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ephex posted:https://twitter.com/schulzeeuropa/status/1096445520770404352 Ich bekomme es nicht
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Ich bekomme es nicht Christ'demokrat' versteht nicht, dass so ziemlich alle Androidnutzer ein Googlemail-Konto haben, wertet sie als unecht, um bloss keinen Dialog mit dem Bürger zu haben.
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Feb 16, 2019 10:22
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I hope Articles 13 passes and brings the end of all content creators and influencers. Especially to those who in the past mocked the idea of Internet and copyright policies being Important.
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Feb 16, 2019 11:35
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I've apparently been living under a rock, because this whole Artikel 13 issue went over my head
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Feb 16, 2019 11:37
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The internet sucks now, delete all sites except .edu and Wikipedia
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Doesn't it take at least an additional 2 years before it turns into national legislation, even if it passes through now? Lots of time to gently caress it up. I can't imagine living in a world where we have to live without upload filter and instead have YouTuber organizing demonstrations that are more or less fan meet-ups with a weird spin.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I've apparently been living under a rock, because this whole Artikel 13 issue went over my head *in pre-2018 voice of the left* It's an issue only male, privileged techlords would care about so there is No reason to speak about it
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I've apparently been living under a rock, because this whole Artikel 13 issue went over my head Since the Entwurf also includes Article 11 (Springers Leistungsschutzrecht), it's no surprise most press outlets don't really want to write about it. I think there was one article on Süddeutsche frontpatge who was a tiny bit critical about this. It's also ~tech stuff~ so way too much for the common Bürger to be interested in.
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Goons Are Great posted:Doesn't it take at least an additional 2 years before it turns into national legislation, even if it passes through now? Just watch as the German government passes it first and in record time to appease their corporate overlords.
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Healbot posted:Just watch as the German government passes it first and in record time to appease their corporate overlords. As if the Koalitionsvertrag would allow that anyways. Not to say that we have a strong and independent SPD that will always fight for the Kleinen Mann not ever caring about corporate interests. I'd be worried if this was Schwarz-Gelb maybe!
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Goons Are Great posted:As if the Koalitionsvertrag would allow that anyways. Not to say that we have a strong and independent SPD that will always fight for the Kleinen Mann not ever caring about corporate interests. Good thing the SPD doesn't have its own media empire with lots of Zeitungen and potential millions of Leistungsschutzrecht-Einnahmen.
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Smirr posted:She could have done that with the door closed, though, which would have had the added bonus of not blocking half the aisle. Besides, everyone here is zugezogen, with the presumed exception of that one guy who tried to trade me "einen eschten Geißbockkugelschreiber vom 1. FC Köln" in exchange for me letting him use my phone (I didn't let him use my phone) Well now you know how tüchtige Schwaben and Bayern feel when they move pretty much anywhere else in Germany. Everyone just feels slow and off, like they are going through a caffeine withdrawal. In your heart, you have become Schwabe. Ehrenschwabe
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Smirr posted:She could have done that with the door closed, though, which would have had the added bonus of not blocking half the aisle. Besides, everyone here is zugezogen, with the presumed exception of that one guy who tried to trade me "einen eschten Geißbockkugelschreiber vom 1. FC Köln" in exchange for me letting him use my phone (I didn't let him use my phone) Man, people do that elsewhere, too? I thought I was just particularly unlucky 'cause people occasionally want to use my phone. Generally, I've found that laughing like a maniac followed by a calm "No.", works best as reaction. But both times it happened last year I was willing to make the phone call for them, so it's not that I'm completely unreasonable. And Karma has a great turn-around, because for making these two people happy, I got people running after me with my phone later in the year, when I left it on the train two consecutive times. 
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Goons Are Great posted:As if the Koalitionsvertrag would allow that anyways. Not to say that we have a strong and independent SPD that will always fight for the Kleinen Mann not ever caring about corporate interests. Randler posted:Good thing the SPD doesn't have its own media empire with lots of Zeitungen and potential millions of Leistungsschutzrecht-Einnahmen.
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SPD does Klientelpolitik for the Kleine Mann, and this time the Kleine Mann is Springer.
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