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Oxxidation posted:that typo+probe at the very end is what makes it Every Avshalom post that ends in a probation is fantastic
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Bertrand Hustle posted:In what world do historians need guns Look at this scrub who doesn't know about Thursday Next
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Slippery posted:Look at this scrub who doesn't know about Thursday Next Christ this is a good reference, even if she isn’t technically a historian.
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Somfin posted:Every Avshalom post that ends in a probation is fantastic It's like frosty the snowman except instead of melting she gets banned for making credible threats against the president - but don't you cry she'll be back again one day!
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Riatsala posted:It's like frosty the snowman except instead of melting she gets banned for making credible threats against the president I don't think threatening to devour the president with her vagina or suffocate him with her farts qualifies as credible
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fool_of_sound posted:I don't think threatening to devour the president with her vagina or suffocate him with her farts qualifies as credible You haven't met Avs then
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Feb 15, 2019 00:59
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Somfin posted:Every Avshalom post ...is fantastic
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Feb 15, 2019 08:38
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Listen here I'm not sure I understand what you are offering here exactly and I'm not sure I approve.
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I love avs just for her birb posting alone. She takes very good care of her dumb dumb chooks 
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not liking avshalom is a good metric for if a person is an unfunny shithead imo.
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Biplane posted:not liking avshalom is a good metric for if a person is an unfunny shithead imo.  Avs is hilarious and I feel sorry for people who can't appreciate that
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Feb 15, 2019 10:56
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i dont like avshalom . .. ... being probated!!!
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Krankenstyle posted:i dont like avshalom . .. ... being probated!!! i like avshalom but mostly because of the probations. they feel less like punishments than just a friendly "okay, you've made your point but you are very worked up. please have some tea, maybe light a candle, and just relax. don't wanna wear yourself out, you can always get 'em again tomorrow, tiger" and dang it, i wanna see avshalom get' em again tomorrow
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That's fair
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the only reason i don't like avshalom is because they kept posting 4000 words of fart erotica in every thread
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Mycroft Holmes posted:the only reason i don't like avshalom is because they kept posting 4000 words of fart erotica in every thread Something, something, "get away from me, James Joyce!"
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CaptainViolence posted:i like avshalom but mostly because of the probations. they feel less like punishments than just a friendly "okay, you've made your point but you are very worked up. please have some tea, maybe light a candle, and just relax. don't wanna wear yourself out, you can always get 'em again tomorrow, tiger" and dang it, i wanna see avshalom get' em again tomorrow I think of it like her own personal form of punctuation
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Riatsala posted:I think of it like her own personal form of punctuation The probs are a period, not a full stop.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:the only reason i don't like avshalom is because they kept posting 4000 words of fart erotica in every thread that's part of the charm tbqh
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Trying to keep a straight face at work but I can't stop giggling over avs army of one fart erotica invasions. People are looking at me as though I'm some kind of idiot and they are right
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CaptainViolence posted:i like avshalom but mostly because of the probations. they feel less like punishments than just a friendly "okay, you've made your point but you are very worked up. please have some tea, maybe light a candle, and just relax. don't wanna wear yourself out, you can always get 'em again tomorrow, tiger" and dang it, i wanna see avshalom get' em again tomorrow Yeah that's it, p much
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In the old vaudeville shows, the big hook dragging the performer off stage was part of the joke as well.
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Feb 15, 2019 20:10
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Somebody post the Overwatch self-insert one.
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:Something, something, "get away from me, James Joyce!" Maybe she's Joyce's reincarnation, explains the fart obsession
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Feb 15, 2019 20:23
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nah what STINKS is y'all teasing with the stories and not posting of the linkies.
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Shyvan posted:Everyone treats these boards like each thread should be compared to legendary epic threads. Every new post gets reviewed like some college project. Just stay to the topic and stop treating this place like one big competition to see who can make the best drat post. I'm not here to impress anyone. I come here to kill time.
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Arivia posted:Christ this is a good reference, even if she isn’t technically a historian. Thank you!!  I knew it was a bit of a stretch but I figured, when would the next opportunity come to reference that
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Slippery posted:Thank you!! Very, very true.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:the only reason i don't like avshalom is because they kept posting 4000 words of fart erotica in every thread That's funny, you just posted a vital reason TO love them
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Slippery posted:Thank you!! February 21st.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:FREE AVSHALOM *with purchase of poster of lesser or equal value
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Slippery posted:That's funny, you just posted a vital reason TO love them Avs is a lady
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sorry bout your anachronistic notions seb
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sebmojo posted:Avs is a lady or so she wants you to believe
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AbsurdHeroine posted:Yeah, now that I think about it doesn't "biscuits" in the U.K. mean "cookies" in the U.S. anyway? tactlessbastard posted:Your highness
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Freudian posted:February 21st. Nice, I'll stand by and keep a SpecOps-21 reference ready.
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sebmojo posted:Avs is a lady Copy thanks
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